chapter 54
54 – Lower Outer God (12)
Does Nyarlathotep want to get pregnant?
Why do I get a baby every time I absorb power?
“This is a variable.”
Nyarlathotep shook his head with a somewhat predictable expression.
“Well, what can I do. With great power comes great responsibility. Let’s raise it well.”
“No, the responsibility is too great.”
They’ll have at least a few hundred, maybe even thousands of units, but until then, take responsibility?
I don’t know if I’ve been teasing my dick.
“Dad! Are you okay?”
“Yes…”
Perhaps it’s because the ‘personality’ of Kiuga is completely different from that of the constellation, unlike Yehwa, it seems that his intelligence has developed a lot.
Anyway, it’s at the level of a well-mannered child.
Jet-black hair and big clear eyes.
It’s natural, but if you grow up a little, many men will cry.
“Ugh.”
It was a bit like that because it reminded me of the huge eyeballs in the center of Kuiga’s body.
Is this what it would feel like to turn a cockroach into a moe?
But it was still cute, so I stroked his head.
“Your name…I don’t know, let’s just go K’aigar.”
“Yes!”
Unlike nicknames like the old fox of the back mountain, this guy already had a great name.
That’s why I’ll just go with the big one.
I stroked K’aigar’s head and sighed deeply.
I don’t know if there was any pleasure, but I was not in the mood to have only responsibility.
As for the compensation, there was a SAN value that had risen by about 200,000 and the full power of Kiiga, but it was still a bit strange.
It feels like the fatigue goes up by 99 every time you defeat a boss in a fatigued game.
“Yehwa!”
I once called Yehwa who was playing in the room. But we’re sisters now, so we should introduce each other.
To da da da da da da da.
With the sound of the soles of my feet sticking to the floor, a fox as tall as my belly button came running.
“Appa… Eh?!”
Yehwa, who came running with a happy smile, saw Keuiga clinging to her side and opened her eyes wide.
“…Greetings. It’s your new sister, K’ai.”
“Hello!”
Kuiga’s height is only about the height of the stomach.
It’s big, it’s big, and it’s a Great Old One, so I thought it would be much older than the Constellation, so I decided to let her older sister.
“You! Who are you!”
Yehwa threw the pillow she was holding as if she didn’t like her sudden new sister.
Took.
A pillow that fell after being hit by a kiuga.
“Then…What is it?”
But something was strange. The feeling of the blow was not felt in the body.
So I tried to press down on the kiuga with my finger.
Then my fingers bounced off, unable to get within 8 cm of her.
‘Is it telekinesis?’
As expected, the Great Old Ones.
No matter how much he weakened as a child, he still had the power of a Cthulhu star spawn because he had built up in the first place.
“Anyway, you can’t do that, Yehwa.”
I don’t know if it’s between brothers, but if it’s between sisters, there’s no real answer.
Men have a so-called thick and short style that ends after a few punches in the face, but women are quite different.
When I was living in an orphanage, two girls I was close with suddenly got into a fight.
And among them, the child who had a relatively weak relationship with the people around him was weeded out.
f*cking rumors about each other spread far and wide by mouth. And, of course, the one with the weakest connections must have lost.
Women’s fights are thin and long.
That doesn’t end until the opponent dies.
But what if such a fight breaks out between sisters?
As a parent, it’s f*cked up to the point where it’s impossible to really manage.
“New sister, after holding hands, apologize for being sorry.”
“Poetry!!!!! Lou!!!!!”
When did my child become Danbi?
You said you resembled something you saw often when you were young, but did you end up resembling Ktuga?
“What’s wrong. New sister, don’t you like it?”
“Not good!!!!”
“Why?”
Yehwa gritted her teeth for a moment at my question, then she said.
“You’re not going to take my dad away from me! Ktu showed it in her sister’s name Hi, Hitomi?! The alpha blood mail that suddenly appeared will definitely take my dad away!!”
“Where’s this b*tch gone?”
I heard Yehwa’s words and immediately set out to find Ctuga playing somewhere in her house.
A crazy b*tch shows it to a child, Hitomi?
“Ktuga should be resting in the bathroom right now…”
Jumping.
“Oh…”
Cthulhu told me the location of Cthuga, and then saw me breaking down the door and entering, and covered his mouth.
“Eheheheheung~. Huh? Kyaaak!!”
In the bathroom, there was a naked Ktuga who saw me and hurriedly covered herself.
He seemed very happy to fill the bathtub with steaming water and swim in it.
“Hey, you crazy b*tch!!!”
“Why, why!”
I approached Ktuga, who was covering herself, and screamed.
“Why would you show Hitomi to a child!!”
“Huh? Huh? Can’t we?”
“Of course not!!!”
No matter how much human moral concepts are completely absent, why is it giving off an atmosphere that says you shouldn’t show it at all?
“Besides, show the kid ntr water? A strange concept stuck in his head at that age!”
About 2,000 years old (according to constellations), the age at which he accepts everything he sees as it is.
If you show him something strange, what will happen to his condition?
“You said it couldn’t work…? Then the thing I showed you was Conx Lost Tiger…”
“You crazy b*tch!!”
f*ck!
I kicked Ctuga in the lower abdomen.
“Ouch! Why are you hitting me!”
Splash, splash!
Ktuga, who forgot to cover himself, started spraying me with water.
“I’ll throw you in Rruye!”
“I hate that!”
Eopoo, eopoo.
* * *
“It was violated…”
“Yeah, what is that? Everything I saw in Hitomi is just a fake, okay? That can never happen in real life.”
Ignoring Ktuga who was sniffing in the corner of the living room, I started educating Yehwa.
“Really…?”
As I spoke with a serious face, Yehwa slowly began to be persuaded.
Of course, a real father is more reliable than a dangerous big sister.
-I told you not to do that…
-It doesn’t matter to a kid who looks fine even after watching the Necronomicon!
“Wait a minute.”
I turned my head to the sound of words coming from behind me.
“Ktuga, did you even show me the Necronomicon?”
“Oh, no! I never showed it, but he was reading it by himself! So I thought it would be okay…”
I didn’t mean to entrust her with the role of a babysitter.
It’s fortunate that Yehwa was born from a constellation, otherwise he would have been in big trouble.
“Nyarlathotep.”
“…I called.”
“From now on, you will be the babysitter.”
“…I guess so.”
Nevertheless, I entrusted Nyarlathotep with the most human moral sense among the people here as the nanny.
Because Ktuga is still fun, I thought he would take good care of it like an American dad, but it wasn’t at all.
-Pueeaeng…
-Cry for doing well, b*tch.
I heard Ctuga crying from behind and the voice of Yog-Sothoth trampling Ctuga.
“Yehwa, from now on, everything Ktuga says is a lie, so don’t believe it.”
At least the real L company gate almost happened.
“Shall we say hello again? It’s your new sister, K’ai.”
“Hello!”
“…Hello.”
Kaiga waited patiently and greeted with a bright smile.
‘This guy is f*cking strong.’
Usually, if you waited this long, even a little bit of a bad feeling would come out, but that clear smile was not disturbed in the slightest.
It means that your energy is f*cking strong.
“Now the two of you should not fight and get along well.”
“Yes…”
“Yes!”
Yehwa still seems to be reluctant about Kea Iga, but she seems to have accepted the truth for now.
‘I didn’t pay too much attention to him.’
Recently, as I kept repeating the struggle that put the world on the line, even if I didn’t pay attention to Yehwa, I didn’t give it too much.
Of course, I gave it when I could afford it, but I didn’t give it at all when I couldn’t afford it.
So the kid must have been stained by K’tuga.
At that time, an idea came to me.
“Amusement park.”
The world is full of interesting nightlife.
If you go to an amusement park or water park, you can build memories with your family and improve the relationship between older sisters and younger siblings.
“Okay, Nyarlathotep. Let’s go to the water park. Get your gear now.”
“Suddenly?”
“Yehwa-ya, Keui-ga. Let’s go play with Dad.”
Nyarlathotep seemed taken aback by my sudden decision, but he started packing up.
“You guys prepare too!”
I also told the Ktugawa kids rolling around behind me.
Today is a weekday morning.
On weekdays, there will be fewer people, and morning is the perfect time to hang out and play.
“Really?!”
“Wow!”
Yehwa also seemed to be happy with her eyes shining, and Qiaiga leaped for joy.
Okay, then let’s stop by the mart and buy equipment…
Tiriri.
[Association]
“…Let’s go right after Dad’s work.”
I don’t f*cking notice, I notice.
* * *
Turb, tumble.
After entering the Hero Association, I put my hands in my pockets and started walking.
They were very good at setting the atmosphere.
-Nyarlathotep, check out the house while you’re on your way. And a water park too.
-…If I had known this would happen, I would have left the mansion behind.
-What?
-No.
First of all, I told Nyarlathotep to find a house and a water park, so I didn’t have to worry because preparations were underway.
But I felt bad about having my family time interrupted.
[Meeting room 1]
The place I’m going to is the 1st conference room.
It was like a summit where the association’s high-ranking officials and top heroes gathered.
“Why are you back so late! Explain the situation now…”
“I don’t feel well.”
I ignored the guy who was talking in front of the conference room and entered the conference room.