chapter 6
6 – The coming chaos
-Hyeonseong Kim, are you there?
Smart smart smart!
As Nyarlathotep said, just as I was about to turn on my computer, someone knocked on the door.
[Nyarlathotep: Do not open]
Then the cell phone rang, and Nyarlathotep’s firm order came.
“What?”
[Nyarlathotep: Don’t open the door because you’ll be annoyed]
To say she’s annoying is that she’s no ordinary person…
[Nyarlathotep: Don’t worry, some strange guys will kidnap you the moment you open it]
“Okay, go in.”
I ignored the knock, as she said, and went into the room and turned on the computer.
If you let it knock for a few minutes, you’ll get tired.
“But who kidnapped me?”
[Nyarlathotep: You don’t need to know yet, don’t mind these stupid things]
“…”
Honestly, I’m dying of curiosity, but since there’s nothing good about talking back, I put up with it.
Because of Nyarlathotep’s personality, it was clear that she would tell her someday when the time was right.
Wow.
A computer running with a bright neon light when you press the power button.
It was a high-end computer tailored to the 5 million won subsidy received at the same time as graduation from the orphanage.
3 Million won was used for computers and 2 million won for academy entrance preparations, so it was perfect.
You can think of it as an idiot who uses the orphanage subsidy to adjust the computer.
But it was an irresistible temptation to me, who was most hungry for computers and games in the world at the time.
For reference, the house was received under the Awakener Support Policy.
If you look at it like this, even though it’s F-rank, I think it’s very fortunate that it has awakened.
‘No, it’s not F-class anymore…’
Awkward.
With that thought in mind, the situation began to come to life.
A series of unbelievable things happened in just two days.
The two friends I’ve been playing with have been gods, and besides, they signed an incarnation contract with me to give me the strength not to succumb to Class A right away?
This was not the amount of information that a guy who struggled for almost a year in an F-class life without a Constellation could accept in two days.
‘It’s real.’
But now I can accept it.
My house was burnt down right away, and I had no choice but to accept it when I saw the dazzling skills nestled in my status window.
‘I have truly become the incarnation of God.’
Unexpected luck.
A hearty smile is made.
[Nyarlathotep: I don’t know why humans can’t make perfect games. Why can’t they just fix the so-called flaws?]
When I turned on the computer, a message from Nyarlathotep came from the auto-executed THAT’s code.
At that moment, I had a question.
“But looking at it, aren’t they all in space? How can I play the game?”
[Nyarlathotep: Beings like us can change our appearance at will, so we just live on Earth]
“Ah, yes…On Earth for a while?”
You mean living on Earth?
“Then just come to my house. You won’t have anywhere to live anyway.”
[Nyarlathotep: Is that okay?]
[Cthugha : Can I go too?]
“It was too big to live alone anyway. Still, don’t you like being crowded with friends?”
I’m not an asshole, to the point of treating the god who helps me badly.
When I thought about it when I signed the contract last time, even though he looked a little crazy…
[Nyarlathotep: You have no qualms about rude thoughts]
“I’ll be kind.”
I slapped myself on the cheek and downloaded the game Nyarlathotep sent me.
But isn’t this a game from 20 years ago? You brought this as a great game?
[Nyarlathotep: To me, 20 years ago, 1 year ago, etc. The game quality is good, so just play it]
…Yeah, if it’s an old game, it doesn’t eat up performance and it’s good.
[Nyarlathotep: And I’ll pack up and go in the evening, so be prepared.]
[Cthugha: I’m going too, but why can’t I see the game?]
[Nyarlathotep: You download it, you stupid bastard]
[Cthugha: Cthugha]
The downloaded game is ‘Dungeon Solution’, a party RPG dungeon strategy game that was popular for a while 20 years ago.
The game quality is good, but the setting is difficult to understand, so it was a game of misfortune.
The universe will be destroyed when ‘Ah■■’, a god whose name should not even be called in the setting, wakes up.
The ‘Great Old Ones’, who have been dormant for 1,000 years, get angry and blow up half of human civilization.
It was a game full of proper nouns that I couldn’t understand unless I picked up and organized them.
‘But the Great Old One?’
Great Old Ones.
Literally, the greatest old thing.
Coincidentally, it is the same as Ctuga’s title.
‘I’m sure not.’
It’s probably not a story dealing with the same existence as K’tuga.
Some ridiculous things happen that your game friend was actually a god, but is it a big deal that the names overlap?
[Nyarlathotep: There should be more games like this]
[Cthugha: What is this, isn’t this the game he made?]
[Nyarlathotep: That’s right, so be quiet]
The two were running the game and opening the server while chatting excitedly to see if they liked the game.
Yes, if our gods want to, we must do it. Can’t you just give up on this?
So I also started the game and entered the server.
And 10 minutes after the game started, he went mad and died after seeing the face of the Great Old One.
f*ck.
* * *
“Is this enough?”
Nyarlathotep, in human form, roughly opened a dimensional rift, shoved the luggage roughly in, and murmured.
To be honest, there wasn’t much to say about Jim.
I simply put the Necronomicon, a few game consoles, and an ‘item’ in it.
“Kim Hyun-seong will like it.”
Nyarlathotep smiled and said while trimming her black dress.
“You look incredibly poor.”
Quang!
Then he waved his hand through the mansion, which seemed to be inhabited by royalty, and started walking.
“Have you been well the past time, my dear.”
Turb, tumble.
So she demolished her own house, a huge mansion, and left for Kim Hyeon-seong’s apartment.
* * *
“Let’s go!!”
Roaring!!
Ktuga slung his backpack on his back and ran out of his house.
At the same time, her house started to burn.
She’s the type that likes to stand out, so the house was huge and taller than Nyarlathotep’s.
And the house was reduced to ashes in less than 0.1 Second.
“Let’s go see Kim Hyun-seong!!!”
The size of her chest and head are indistinguishable, she flew at almost lightning speed.
* * *
“Whoa…”
I turned off the game and stretched out.
[Nyarlathotep: Now go home]
[Cthugha: Me too]
Now they will come to my house with their belongings packed.
It will take about 30 minutes to come, right?
If you prepare roughly during that time…
-Get out of the way!
-You really made my chest ignorantly big. Don’t you know that Kim Hyun-seong likes a chest like a gaming mouse that’s full in one hand, but not overflowing?
-Me, really?
Why can’t I hear the sound outside? Why is that a familiar voice?
Jumping.
I opened the front door thinking that it was impossible.
“It’s here.”
“As you can see, it’s here.”
There was a red-haired girl presumed to be Ctuga, and the silver-haired Nyarlathotep I saw at the time of the contract.
“Look at these ignorantly large breasts.”
At that time, Nyarlathotep um…Really…Surprisingly large Cthuga’s uh…I’ll just say that.
Casting, casting.
“Why are you touching me?”
“Don’t you prefer a chest like mine to a chest like this?”
I don’t know what you’re talking about all of a sudden.
I think it’s related to the conversation we had at the front door earlier…
“Yeah…What, isn’t it?”
To be honest, I prefer realistic sized breasts, not manga sized breasts.
It feels like a vertical mouse that feels full while being held in one hand, as if it were made for a comfortable grip.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about. Unexpectedly, the situation seemed to have turned my head for a moment.
It’s like she made me go crazy with her appearance. You’re driving me crazy just by directing the situation.
“Come in first.”
It would be embarrassing for other people to see it, so I let them into the house.
“It’s a nice house.”
“Wow…Pretty.”
Nyarlathotep and Ctuga exclaimed and evaluated the interior of the house.
In fact, compared to the house they used to live in, it was at the level of a doghouse, but only the two of them would know that Kim Hyun-seong rated it highly because he lived there.
“Aren’t you going to dinner?”
“Dinner? I didn’t expect you to come this soon, so I didn’t prepare it?”
No, according to common sense, who would come home less than a minute after making an appointment?
The problem is that it is only possible because the other person is a god.
I can’t say anything because they came quickly in their own way.
“No, not us, but you. Did you think God would need a meal?”
“What?”
I replied with a puzzled look on my face.
Come to think of it, I haven’t eaten a single meal today.
sh*t.
Nyarlathotep and Ctuga held my hand gently and said,
“Let’s go out.”