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Chapter 1674 Tattoos
Chapter 1674 Tattoos
Finally, under the unremitting efforts of the two of them.
A brand new golden hoop is completely out of the oven.
Moreover, it successfully merged with the Qi Ling.
Ye Fan glanced at it, and saw four big gilt characters on the body of the stick——Golden Hoop Robust.
There are also two golden dragons dotted around it, and below it are the shapes of several weapons, which represent that it can change as it pleases.
Ye Fan was so excited that he couldn't put it down while holding the golden hoop.
He pinched the formula.
"Bow!"
"Shh!"
With a flash of light.
The entire golden hoop becomes a longbow.
"Sword come."
A thought moves.
It became a longsword again.
"Get bigger."
"Get smaller."
"Haha, it's really great that you can change as you wish."
"Daji, thank you!"
"Hee hee, it's good to be honest."
"Then let's go."
"Okay."
The two left the stone room and directly took the array outside.
In an instant, the entire seawater lost the power to absorb life.
"It's amazing." Ye Fan couldn't help sighing.
"Yes, the person who created the formation is really powerful."
Appeared again in the public eye.
There were bursts of exclamations.
The milk king widened his eyes and said pleasantly: "Xiaofan, you finally came out! I'm so worried about you."
"Me too."
Situ Ao'an agreed.
Ye Fan smiled: "I have solved the matter of absorbing vitality, we should be able to go out."
"Get out? Are you sure?"
Everyone looked around and found that the surroundings were still in chaos, endless, and there was no exit at all.
"Where to go?"
Ye Fan also probed suspiciously.
"Huh? Isn't the formation broken?"
Su Daji said silently: "Absorbing vitality and killing formation should be two formations, we only broke one of them."
"Oh, let's study this again."
"Yes."
Ye Fan worked hard for a long time, and he became hungry.
"How about some food first?"
"Ok."
"Come, come, let's eat something and have a drink."
"Haha, that's great! I happened to bring a few bottles of deluxe, do you want to drink together?" Milk King took out his baby, but it was obviously not very popular.
"Milk King, I'd better keep it for you to drink, we've all grown up."
Milk King: "..."
"Who says it's not? Real men drink alcohol, but you're the only one holding a milk bottle all day long."
"Hmph, what a fart you know, it's called feelings."
"Stop talking, let's barbecue."
After a while, the fragrance spread throughout the space.
The stomachs of Sima Liao and the others also started to growl.
But he gave all his treasures to Ye Fan before, and there is really nothing to exchange.
I can only bite the bullet and stick to it.
While drinking, the alcoholic asked, "Ye Fan, do you have any research on tattoos?"
"Yes, I have."
Ye Fan is proficient in some gossip and Zhouyi techniques, and he has knowledge about tattoos.
"What's the matter? Do you want a tattoo?"
"Well, but I don't know what to get tattooed on!"
Ye Fan pondered for a while: "Tattoos involve a lot. The so-called "four beasts" tattoos damage the aura, the magic lamp of facial features tattoos are lost, the butt tattoos are full of right and wrong, the path of petals on the legs is tortuous, the scars covered by tattoos are bad luck, and the hook skin is hanging in the air. For a lifetime, if you want to get a tattoo, you really need to choose a pattern that suits you.”
The drunkard just asked casually, but he didn't expect to hear so many arguments.
"Really? Are you fooling me?"
Ye Fan smiled contemptuously: "Huh, fooling you? Before, I had a friend who had a tattoo of the Nine Dragons pulling the coffin. Wasn't it a big deal? But he really couldn't carry it. He was slow to do everything, and his luck was very bad. Finally found me, let me help him solve it."
"Then how did you solve it?" Everyone asked curiously.
"I directly asked him to tattoo four wheels and an engine under the coffin, changing from manual to electric. This directly realized the speed upgrade. Since then, everything has been smooth sailing."
Everyone's expression became weird.
If you say you can't carry it, it's true that you can't carry it.
But tattooing an engine is too much nonsense.
"That's right, you're still fooling me."
"Humph!"
Ye Fan snorted coldly: "Why do you think so? The engine is not good? Let me tell you, everything must keep pace with the times, and innovation is the driving force. Just like many people like Wen Guan Gong, isn't he just a heroic figure in ancient times? ?”
"It has been passed down to modern times to make him a myth. Why didn't anyone get tattoos when Guan Gong was alive?"
"In the same way, after we die, once we are crowned with the imprint of a certain era, we will also become heroes and be tattooed by others."
When the drunkard heard it, he felt that what he said was very reasonable.
"Then you recommend, who should I tattoo!"
Ye Fan pondered for a while.
"Take a tattoo of Mr. Tang Guoqiang."
"Oh? Why?"
"Because he can always overwhelm others. Think about it, if you get tattoos with the milk king and he gets a tattoo of Guan Gong, your Tang Guoqiang will be Zhuge Liang."
"If he has a Nezha tattoo, you are Yuanshi Tianzun."
"He tattooed Qianlong, you are Yongzheng."
"He tattooed Yongzheng, you are Kangxi."
"Even if he has a tattoo of a land god, you are an excavator, and you can still dig him."
"hiss!"
The drunkard gasped.
Gives a thumbs up.
"Ye Fan, your opinion is really unique, I have never heard of such remarks."
"Then do you have tattoos?"
"Tattoo a chicken feather! Get out!"
"Damn, if you don't pull it down, why are you still swearing?"
Ye Fan rolled his eyes, and ate the skewers in his hand angrily.
Full of wine and food.
Everyone began to study how to escape.
But it's definitely a historical conundrum.
Everyone has a sense of helplessness.
"Xiaofan, do you have a good solution? Although this place is no longer absorbing vitality, we can't stay in the sea forever." Milk King said.
"I have no way."
Ye Fan had already searched by all means, but he couldn't find the eye of the formation.
"Well, let me ask the off-site personnel for help."
"Oh? Can you contact the outside world? Impossible, there is no signal on the mobile phone here."
"Let me try."
Ye Fan recorded a small video with his mobile phone, and by the way made a gesture of scissors, and sent it directly to the group chat.
Zongzuanfeng: @百眼魔君, @九头虫, @黑山老妖, @Everyone, brothers and sisters, I’m trapped in a formation and I can’t find a way out. I hope everyone can brainstorm and help me find it. method. (Jijijiji, wait online!)
Ye Fan's words immediately stirred up a thousand waves with one stone, and aroused heated discussions among all the big monsters in the group.
Hundred-eyed Demon Monarch: Why does this formation look like nothingness?I have never seen it.
Montenegro old demon: I can feel that there is no resentment here, and it has nothing to do with spells and wraiths! !
(End of this chapter)
Finally, under the unremitting efforts of the two of them.
A brand new golden hoop is completely out of the oven.
Moreover, it successfully merged with the Qi Ling.
Ye Fan glanced at it, and saw four big gilt characters on the body of the stick——Golden Hoop Robust.
There are also two golden dragons dotted around it, and below it are the shapes of several weapons, which represent that it can change as it pleases.
Ye Fan was so excited that he couldn't put it down while holding the golden hoop.
He pinched the formula.
"Bow!"
"Shh!"
With a flash of light.
The entire golden hoop becomes a longbow.
"Sword come."
A thought moves.
It became a longsword again.
"Get bigger."
"Get smaller."
"Haha, it's really great that you can change as you wish."
"Daji, thank you!"
"Hee hee, it's good to be honest."
"Then let's go."
"Okay."
The two left the stone room and directly took the array outside.
In an instant, the entire seawater lost the power to absorb life.
"It's amazing." Ye Fan couldn't help sighing.
"Yes, the person who created the formation is really powerful."
Appeared again in the public eye.
There were bursts of exclamations.
The milk king widened his eyes and said pleasantly: "Xiaofan, you finally came out! I'm so worried about you."
"Me too."
Situ Ao'an agreed.
Ye Fan smiled: "I have solved the matter of absorbing vitality, we should be able to go out."
"Get out? Are you sure?"
Everyone looked around and found that the surroundings were still in chaos, endless, and there was no exit at all.
"Where to go?"
Ye Fan also probed suspiciously.
"Huh? Isn't the formation broken?"
Su Daji said silently: "Absorbing vitality and killing formation should be two formations, we only broke one of them."
"Oh, let's study this again."
"Yes."
Ye Fan worked hard for a long time, and he became hungry.
"How about some food first?"
"Ok."
"Come, come, let's eat something and have a drink."
"Haha, that's great! I happened to bring a few bottles of deluxe, do you want to drink together?" Milk King took out his baby, but it was obviously not very popular.
"Milk King, I'd better keep it for you to drink, we've all grown up."
Milk King: "..."
"Who says it's not? Real men drink alcohol, but you're the only one holding a milk bottle all day long."
"Hmph, what a fart you know, it's called feelings."
"Stop talking, let's barbecue."
After a while, the fragrance spread throughout the space.
The stomachs of Sima Liao and the others also started to growl.
But he gave all his treasures to Ye Fan before, and there is really nothing to exchange.
I can only bite the bullet and stick to it.
While drinking, the alcoholic asked, "Ye Fan, do you have any research on tattoos?"
"Yes, I have."
Ye Fan is proficient in some gossip and Zhouyi techniques, and he has knowledge about tattoos.
"What's the matter? Do you want a tattoo?"
"Well, but I don't know what to get tattooed on!"
Ye Fan pondered for a while: "Tattoos involve a lot. The so-called "four beasts" tattoos damage the aura, the magic lamp of facial features tattoos are lost, the butt tattoos are full of right and wrong, the path of petals on the legs is tortuous, the scars covered by tattoos are bad luck, and the hook skin is hanging in the air. For a lifetime, if you want to get a tattoo, you really need to choose a pattern that suits you.”
The drunkard just asked casually, but he didn't expect to hear so many arguments.
"Really? Are you fooling me?"
Ye Fan smiled contemptuously: "Huh, fooling you? Before, I had a friend who had a tattoo of the Nine Dragons pulling the coffin. Wasn't it a big deal? But he really couldn't carry it. He was slow to do everything, and his luck was very bad. Finally found me, let me help him solve it."
"Then how did you solve it?" Everyone asked curiously.
"I directly asked him to tattoo four wheels and an engine under the coffin, changing from manual to electric. This directly realized the speed upgrade. Since then, everything has been smooth sailing."
Everyone's expression became weird.
If you say you can't carry it, it's true that you can't carry it.
But tattooing an engine is too much nonsense.
"That's right, you're still fooling me."
"Humph!"
Ye Fan snorted coldly: "Why do you think so? The engine is not good? Let me tell you, everything must keep pace with the times, and innovation is the driving force. Just like many people like Wen Guan Gong, isn't he just a heroic figure in ancient times? ?”
"It has been passed down to modern times to make him a myth. Why didn't anyone get tattoos when Guan Gong was alive?"
"In the same way, after we die, once we are crowned with the imprint of a certain era, we will also become heroes and be tattooed by others."
When the drunkard heard it, he felt that what he said was very reasonable.
"Then you recommend, who should I tattoo!"
Ye Fan pondered for a while.
"Take a tattoo of Mr. Tang Guoqiang."
"Oh? Why?"
"Because he can always overwhelm others. Think about it, if you get tattoos with the milk king and he gets a tattoo of Guan Gong, your Tang Guoqiang will be Zhuge Liang."
"If he has a Nezha tattoo, you are Yuanshi Tianzun."
"He tattooed Qianlong, you are Yongzheng."
"He tattooed Yongzheng, you are Kangxi."
"Even if he has a tattoo of a land god, you are an excavator, and you can still dig him."
"hiss!"
The drunkard gasped.
Gives a thumbs up.
"Ye Fan, your opinion is really unique, I have never heard of such remarks."
"Then do you have tattoos?"
"Tattoo a chicken feather! Get out!"
"Damn, if you don't pull it down, why are you still swearing?"
Ye Fan rolled his eyes, and ate the skewers in his hand angrily.
Full of wine and food.
Everyone began to study how to escape.
But it's definitely a historical conundrum.
Everyone has a sense of helplessness.
"Xiaofan, do you have a good solution? Although this place is no longer absorbing vitality, we can't stay in the sea forever." Milk King said.
"I have no way."
Ye Fan had already searched by all means, but he couldn't find the eye of the formation.
"Well, let me ask the off-site personnel for help."
"Oh? Can you contact the outside world? Impossible, there is no signal on the mobile phone here."
"Let me try."
Ye Fan recorded a small video with his mobile phone, and by the way made a gesture of scissors, and sent it directly to the group chat.
Zongzuanfeng: @百眼魔君, @九头虫, @黑山老妖, @Everyone, brothers and sisters, I’m trapped in a formation and I can’t find a way out. I hope everyone can brainstorm and help me find it. method. (Jijijiji, wait online!)
Ye Fan's words immediately stirred up a thousand waves with one stone, and aroused heated discussions among all the big monsters in the group.
Hundred-eyed Demon Monarch: Why does this formation look like nothingness?I have never seen it.
Montenegro old demon: I can feel that there is no resentment here, and it has nothing to do with spells and wraiths! !
(End of this chapter)
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