ALL NOVEL My WeChat Lian Yaojie
Chapter 70 But I'm Fast
Chapter 70 But I'm Fast
This feeling.
Ye Fan fell asleep in the dark.
Didn't wake up until noon.
Li Wanhua and Li Xue went to work early.
Elder Li was the only one in the courtyard happily doing radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students.
"Grandpa, you are really energetic."
"By the way, I have already taught you the Vajra Palm, why are you still doing gymnastics?"
Old Li was sweating profusely.
"No way, it's a habit, and I can't stop without dancing a few times a day."
"Okay then, you go ahead, I'll go first."
"Go to work, by the way, there is breakfast on the table, you can go after eating."
"Ok."
On the road.
As soon as Ye Fan went out, he was attracted by a Starbucks coffee shop.
That's right, Starbucks.
In the past, every time he passed by Starbucks, he wanted to go in and taste it.
But every time I was shocked by the price of coffee which cost tens of dollars.
But with today's Ye Fan, he can definitely drink higher-grade coffee.
But he just wanted to consume it in retaliation, drinking enough at a time.
Enter Starbucks.
Ye Fan said boldly.
"Hello, have a cup of every coffee on the menu."
"what?"
"Sir, are you sure you want all of them?"
The service staff was a little surprised.
I have been working for so long, and I have seen such an order.
"Yes, all come."
"Then do you want a medium, large, or extra large?"
"No cups?"
"There are no small cups, only medium cups."
"Then I want the smallest cup."
"Oh, this is the middle cup."
Ye Fan suddenly remembered a joke about buying coffee on the Internet.
A little fat man wearing glasses was finally slapped several times by the cashier angrily.
He didn't want to make trouble.
"Come and have a cup."
"Okay, wait a minute."
Ye Fan found a secluded place and sat down.
The melodious music, comfortable environment, and a few people who are studying and working, all show Starbucks' petty bourgeoisie all the time.
In fact, after coming here, Ye Fan didn't feel anything special.
In the past, Starbucks was expensive because most fast food restaurants could not provide its service and environment.
But as time goes by, Starbucks' advantage is getting smaller and smaller.
The reason why he is expensive, Ye Fan believes that a large part of it is the brand premium.
It satisfies the vanity of most ordinary consumers and makes them feel proud to spend here with elegant style.
to be frank.
At this moment, Ye Fan was a little uninterested.
He curiously observed the people around him.
Can you really read the book here?
Ye Fan tried to open the novel app, and found a book called [My WeChat connects the demon world].
Read a few chapters.
He smacked his tongue secretly.
"It's written...indescribable."
The point is that he can't concentrate here.
It seems that I am really not suitable for pretending to be elegant.
And right now.
Chang Hong's news came.
He has gone through all the formalities.
I also rented the fish pond.
Just wait for Ye Fan's fish to arrive.
Ye Fan pondered for a while.
They invited both Chang Hong and Bai Xuanxuan to Starbucks.
Plan a general direction first.
Make another decision.
……
10 minutes.
Bai Xuanxuan rushed to Starbucks.
She saw Ye Fan's figure at a glance. After all, no matter his appearance or temperament, Ye Fan was a male god with a spotlight everywhere.
Sudden.
Bai Xuanxuan had an idea.
Ready to tease him.
Simply dress up in disguise.
"Hi, this handsome guy, I'm doing street interviews, can I take 2 minutes of your time to answer a few questions?"
Bai Xuanxuan suppressed her throat.
It's like a different person.
Ye Fan didn't become suspicious, and nodded silently.
Generally, most of these interviews are done by self-media.
The question asked is also a highly concerned and controversial issue in the society.
He really wanted to find out.
"Okay, you can ask."
"Okay, sir, can you call your girlfriend now, say you were hit by a car, and see her reaction?"
"Uh... I don't have a girlfriend."
Ye Fan answered truthfully.
Liu Ruyan was just having an affair with him.
Lovers are not full, friends are slightly higher.
As for Li Xue, it was completely an employment relationship, let alone a girlfriend.
But Bai Xuanxuan felt dark in her heart.
Hello Ye Fan.
He even has the physique of a scumbag.
Chang Hong keeps calling you brother-in-law.
If Liu Ruyan is not your girlfriend, where does this name come from?
Hmph, sure enough, men turn bad when they have money.
Fortunately, I'm your sister, so I can't be scumbag by you.
Bai Xuanxuan continued to ask.
"Then how much do you want your future girlfriend to earn?"
Ye Fan thought about it.
"Whatever, as long as you have a career you like to do."
"Why? Don't you care about her income at all?"
"That's right, no matter how much she earns, she can't be richer than me."
Still as arrogant as ever.
But Bai Xuanxuan also understood.
This tone is not Ye Fan's pretentiousness, but the truth, a gesture that flows in the blood.
"Then do you think the woman should ask the man for a bride price when she gets married?"
This question is really extreme.
Ye Fan was really afraid that if he didn't answer well, it would be posted on the Internet and get criticized.
Support the man to give less bride price.
The comments will be roughly divided into three armies.
Give birth to an army of children.
Decades of parenting pay off the army.
There are also housework, children and the man's surname Dajun.
This is a super powerful force, and it will definitely drill you to death.
If you support the woman.
The man also had something to refute.
Ye Fan said cautiously: "The bride price is a social issue, and there are more or less such customs everywhere."
"It is obviously impossible for boys to want to prostitute for free. It is also wishful thinking for girls to want to get rich."
"And it can't be answered with the probability of survivors, such as who is around me, how is it!"
"Also, I think the bride price and dowry are the support for a small family and the mutual respect of the two families."
"As much as we can, it's best to discuss it properly."
"So whether you want a bride price, you close the door when you get married, and the family decides for themselves. Don't be eroded by poisonous chicken soup."
"Clap clap clap!"
Bai Xuanxuan applauded sincerely.
This is the most upright statement she has heard so far.
As expected of Ye Fan.
Views and opinions are different from ordinary people.
"Handsome guy, seeing you talk so eloquently, you must be very good, do you have any specialties?"
Bai Xuanxuan was curious.
Ever since Ye Fan moved out of the house.
It's like being a different person.
She really wanted to know more about it.
Ye Fan smiled.
"I do mental calculations very fast."
"Really? Then let me test you. How much is 756 times 247?"
"18!"
"Handsome, your answer is not right either."
"But I'm fast!"
Bai Xuanxuan was dumbfounded.
She had never seen such a brazen person.
At this time, a BGM should be played for Ye Fan, and then a small black eye and a big gold chain...
Definitely the most famous existence!
(End of this chapter)
This feeling.
Ye Fan fell asleep in the dark.
Didn't wake up until noon.
Li Wanhua and Li Xue went to work early.
Elder Li was the only one in the courtyard happily doing radio gymnastics for elementary and middle school students.
"Grandpa, you are really energetic."
"By the way, I have already taught you the Vajra Palm, why are you still doing gymnastics?"
Old Li was sweating profusely.
"No way, it's a habit, and I can't stop without dancing a few times a day."
"Okay then, you go ahead, I'll go first."
"Go to work, by the way, there is breakfast on the table, you can go after eating."
"Ok."
On the road.
As soon as Ye Fan went out, he was attracted by a Starbucks coffee shop.
That's right, Starbucks.
In the past, every time he passed by Starbucks, he wanted to go in and taste it.
But every time I was shocked by the price of coffee which cost tens of dollars.
But with today's Ye Fan, he can definitely drink higher-grade coffee.
But he just wanted to consume it in retaliation, drinking enough at a time.
Enter Starbucks.
Ye Fan said boldly.
"Hello, have a cup of every coffee on the menu."
"what?"
"Sir, are you sure you want all of them?"
The service staff was a little surprised.
I have been working for so long, and I have seen such an order.
"Yes, all come."
"Then do you want a medium, large, or extra large?"
"No cups?"
"There are no small cups, only medium cups."
"Then I want the smallest cup."
"Oh, this is the middle cup."
Ye Fan suddenly remembered a joke about buying coffee on the Internet.
A little fat man wearing glasses was finally slapped several times by the cashier angrily.
He didn't want to make trouble.
"Come and have a cup."
"Okay, wait a minute."
Ye Fan found a secluded place and sat down.
The melodious music, comfortable environment, and a few people who are studying and working, all show Starbucks' petty bourgeoisie all the time.
In fact, after coming here, Ye Fan didn't feel anything special.
In the past, Starbucks was expensive because most fast food restaurants could not provide its service and environment.
But as time goes by, Starbucks' advantage is getting smaller and smaller.
The reason why he is expensive, Ye Fan believes that a large part of it is the brand premium.
It satisfies the vanity of most ordinary consumers and makes them feel proud to spend here with elegant style.
to be frank.
At this moment, Ye Fan was a little uninterested.
He curiously observed the people around him.
Can you really read the book here?
Ye Fan tried to open the novel app, and found a book called [My WeChat connects the demon world].
Read a few chapters.
He smacked his tongue secretly.
"It's written...indescribable."
The point is that he can't concentrate here.
It seems that I am really not suitable for pretending to be elegant.
And right now.
Chang Hong's news came.
He has gone through all the formalities.
I also rented the fish pond.
Just wait for Ye Fan's fish to arrive.
Ye Fan pondered for a while.
They invited both Chang Hong and Bai Xuanxuan to Starbucks.
Plan a general direction first.
Make another decision.
……
10 minutes.
Bai Xuanxuan rushed to Starbucks.
She saw Ye Fan's figure at a glance. After all, no matter his appearance or temperament, Ye Fan was a male god with a spotlight everywhere.
Sudden.
Bai Xuanxuan had an idea.
Ready to tease him.
Simply dress up in disguise.
"Hi, this handsome guy, I'm doing street interviews, can I take 2 minutes of your time to answer a few questions?"
Bai Xuanxuan suppressed her throat.
It's like a different person.
Ye Fan didn't become suspicious, and nodded silently.
Generally, most of these interviews are done by self-media.
The question asked is also a highly concerned and controversial issue in the society.
He really wanted to find out.
"Okay, you can ask."
"Okay, sir, can you call your girlfriend now, say you were hit by a car, and see her reaction?"
"Uh... I don't have a girlfriend."
Ye Fan answered truthfully.
Liu Ruyan was just having an affair with him.
Lovers are not full, friends are slightly higher.
As for Li Xue, it was completely an employment relationship, let alone a girlfriend.
But Bai Xuanxuan felt dark in her heart.
Hello Ye Fan.
He even has the physique of a scumbag.
Chang Hong keeps calling you brother-in-law.
If Liu Ruyan is not your girlfriend, where does this name come from?
Hmph, sure enough, men turn bad when they have money.
Fortunately, I'm your sister, so I can't be scumbag by you.
Bai Xuanxuan continued to ask.
"Then how much do you want your future girlfriend to earn?"
Ye Fan thought about it.
"Whatever, as long as you have a career you like to do."
"Why? Don't you care about her income at all?"
"That's right, no matter how much she earns, she can't be richer than me."
Still as arrogant as ever.
But Bai Xuanxuan also understood.
This tone is not Ye Fan's pretentiousness, but the truth, a gesture that flows in the blood.
"Then do you think the woman should ask the man for a bride price when she gets married?"
This question is really extreme.
Ye Fan was really afraid that if he didn't answer well, it would be posted on the Internet and get criticized.
Support the man to give less bride price.
The comments will be roughly divided into three armies.
Give birth to an army of children.
Decades of parenting pay off the army.
There are also housework, children and the man's surname Dajun.
This is a super powerful force, and it will definitely drill you to death.
If you support the woman.
The man also had something to refute.
Ye Fan said cautiously: "The bride price is a social issue, and there are more or less such customs everywhere."
"It is obviously impossible for boys to want to prostitute for free. It is also wishful thinking for girls to want to get rich."
"And it can't be answered with the probability of survivors, such as who is around me, how is it!"
"Also, I think the bride price and dowry are the support for a small family and the mutual respect of the two families."
"As much as we can, it's best to discuss it properly."
"So whether you want a bride price, you close the door when you get married, and the family decides for themselves. Don't be eroded by poisonous chicken soup."
"Clap clap clap!"
Bai Xuanxuan applauded sincerely.
This is the most upright statement she has heard so far.
As expected of Ye Fan.
Views and opinions are different from ordinary people.
"Handsome guy, seeing you talk so eloquently, you must be very good, do you have any specialties?"
Bai Xuanxuan was curious.
Ever since Ye Fan moved out of the house.
It's like being a different person.
She really wanted to know more about it.
Ye Fan smiled.
"I do mental calculations very fast."
"Really? Then let me test you. How much is 756 times 247?"
"18!"
"Handsome, your answer is not right either."
"But I'm fast!"
Bai Xuanxuan was dumbfounded.
She had never seen such a brazen person.
At this time, a BGM should be played for Ye Fan, and then a small black eye and a big gold chain...
Definitely the most famous existence!
(End of this chapter)
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