Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

What should Yao Shidou say, sometimes he deserves a beating.

He is not very capable but always likes to cock his mouth and push his glasses.

He always makes people guess half of what he says, for fear that others will not know that he is very smart.

Who are the two pillars?Among Hokage, he is the most capable of pretending to be... no, the most ruthless person.

For the sake of revenge, all other feelings are given up.

I can't get used to people who think they are smart like this.

Therefore, Erzhuzi came to Dashewan, and after getting familiar with the situation, he repaired Yaoshidou severely.

The kind of crushing and beating.

Erzhuzi really subtly moved closer and closer to the Itachi in his mind.

What is Itachi good at?Of course, it was an illusion that even Kakashi was exhausted and powerless one after another.

This is also the reason why Erzhuzi resolutely abandoned Kakashi and went to Orochimaru.

Don't talk about fetters, companions, those useless things.

What Er Zhuzi wanted was a power that could bring him victory and kill that man.

Twin God Wikakashi, what's the use of being famous again?

Facing Itachi, it's like a paper tiger that can be broken with a single poke.

A few times, I knelt down every time I saw Itachi.

In the eyes of Er Zhuzi, Dashemaru and Itachi did not lose the wind in the confrontation (the illusion in the body cannot move).

He also planted a curse seal on him on the spot in front of Itachi, and retreated (Kakashi obstructed).

Erzhuzi only believed in his own eyes.

The so-called seeing is believing.

In Er Zhuzi's view, Orochimaru has the strength not to lose to Itachi, and is much more useful than Kakashi of the double Kamui.

This guy would just say something like 'calm down, I'll teach you well'.

Pass on his so-called unique skills and teach him how to practice.

As a result, the gap with Naruto is just getting bigger and bigger.

With such a useless person, when will it be possible to defeat Itachi?

The practice of illusion was proposed by Erzhuzi himself.

Kakashi taught him something enlightening.

As a result, the valley of the end faced Naruto, and with one move, he suppressed the trump card that Naruto relied on, the nine-tailed one.

In this way, Erzhuzi became even more convinced that Kakashi was a waste.

It also gave Er Zhuzi a taste of the sweetness.

Now Erzhuzi is determined to go the way he wants to go.

Defeat Itachi with illusion, blood for blood, tooth for tooth.

Beat that man at what that man does best.

Only then can he severely humiliate that man and achieve the most perfect revenge.

Therefore, in the past three years, Erzhuzi has never slackened in the practice of illusion.

Oh, far away.

In short, beating the pharmacist's bag is of course a stare.

The pharmacist's shrewd and unbeatable face was sweating coldly with fear.

After both hands and feet were interrupted once.

Pharmacist Dou no longer dared to get close to Erzhuzi.

Every time, he speaks far away from the Erzhuzi.

The second pillar is now too inflated.

The application of illusion has been unfavorable in the past three years.

He also finally understood the 'secret' of that man's strength.

This is the power of Uchiha, and it is also the power exclusive to their brothers.

These eyes, the eyes that even Orochimaru coveted and tried to get, are Erzhuzi's biggest killer.

"........."

In the darkness, Er Zhuzi looked over with one eye.

The corner of Medicine Master's raised mouth twitched, and the complacent expression just now disappeared from his face.

Dou felt the unhappiness in the other party's heart.

But not because of him, but because of the kid he mentioned, Naruto.

Do you really care?That kid named Naruto.

But I am more concerned about how you got away from Xiu Luo Ji three years ago and came here.

No, or what did Xiu Luoji ask you to come to Orochimaru?
Or is it aimed at Orochimaru?Do you think you know Oshemaru-sama better than I do!

Dou didn't dare to act rashly, but his eyes reflected a cold light in the lens.

"So? When will Orochimaru come back, I'll say it again, don't keep me waiting!"

After a long time, feeling the murderous aura and shaking the beeping candle, Sasuke said in a cold voice.

Naruto?Immersed in the desire for vengeance, the second pillar who crazily improved his own strength really doesn't care at all now.

"I don't know about this either. Oshemaru-sama will come back naturally when he enjoys himself."

In fact, even Yaoshidou didn't think Orochiwan would lose.

"Then how about this!" The volume suddenly increased.

"How about you go to Oshemaru-sama and meet those old acquaintances of Konoha by the way..."

As soon as the words were finished, Dou felt the murderous aura condensed into reality.

In the darkness, it seemed as if a pair of huge three-gou jade sharing sharing eyes enveloped him.

The icy feeling came back, and he was caught there by the other party, unable to move, under the illusion.

Erzhuzi got up with a pretentious act, and slowly moved the Kusanagi sword behind his back.

"I said it, Dou. Don't talk to me in that provocative tone again."

"I won't tolerate you a second time."

Tread!Step by step, Er Zhuzi walked over with his head bowed, a pretentious figure.

Cold sweat was pouring out of his pockets, but his body was shaking and he still couldn't move.

Whoosh!When exactly!When is the illusion!
No, this guy is really going to kill me right now!

The corners of Pharmacist Dou's mouth twitched, and he moved his hands behind his back little by little.

Then, the rock formation above their heads suddenly collapsed.

There was a bang, the boulder shattered, and the big hole was broken.

Pipi Snake and Naruto fell down one after the other.

The difference is that Pipi snake's body is facing down.

The little golden man's Naruto also rubbed a golden ball and pressed it on Pipi Snake's abdomen to ram it down.

That scene was really visually impactful and dramatic.

In the dark hall, on top of the ruins, there was a leather snake lying down, and Naruto standing, a beam of light shot down from the big hole, and hit Naruto right now.

In fact, it is not difficult to guess the cause and effect of such a picture.

Naruto has always kept his hand, with his reaction speed and pursuit speed that completely crush Orochimaru now.

If Naruto makes a move, it's really not difficult to give Orochimaru a hard time.

So, when Xiao Jiuwei traced Dashemaru with his breath.

Naruto, who turned into a yellow flash, pressed a spiral pill directly.

Pipi Snake was so good at running away, Naruto questioned him so many times but to no avail.

This time, I plan to knock him down and take him back to Captain Yamato for a thorough interrogation.

And the direction of Orochimaru's escape is naturally his lair and Sasuke.

So there was the previous scene.

The leather snake crawled meanderingly on the ground, and Naruto chased after him in golden light.

Then a ball was pressed down.

"Sasuke, where are you!"

Amidst Naruto's yelling, Pipi Snake was pressed to the ground, screaming and crashing into the sunken ground into the hall.

Then, driven by fate, Naruto and Sasuke met together in a dramatic way.

"Sas...for..."

Naruto's eyes gradually widened, but Sasuke's cold Sangoudama gradually closed.

Then, boom! !
A flaming faucet exploded from the ground, revealing the flat gravel lines in the base.

The gunpowder smoke filled the air, and two figures appeared in an instant, facing each other on the left and right.

"Sass! According to the agreement, I'll take you back (wow)!"

Naruto bowed and half-opened his hands very excitedly.

It was Erzhuzi's <Chidori Sharp Spear> who answered him.

Nourish!The beam of light condensed by Lei Dun hit Naruto's face in an instant.

! !
Facing the ultimate move suddenly performed by his former best friend, Naruto was unbelievably dazed.

Little Nine Tails snorted, and the golden claw crushed the thunder gun that had changed in nature.

This scene made Sasuke look away a little, and looked at Xiao Jiuwei.

"The pet beside you is still there, Naruto."

"Pet? Hey, this kid is so arrogant now."

The nine-tailed hair exploded for a moment, and the corners of the mouth were already grinning dangerously.

Erzhuzi saw it, but he didn't pay attention to it at all. Instead, he shouted into the dark cave.

"Hey! Orochimaru, how long are you going to pretend to be a meeting gift specially prepared for me?"

"Hehehe..." Orochimaru's sinister laughter sounded in the cave.

I have to say that Pipi Snake is really resistant to beatings, and he is really proficient in all kinds of stand-in techniques.

Just like the puddle of dirt lying on the ruins.

A gust of wind blew past Sasuke at this time, and Orochimaru showed his figure with his hands folded over his chest.

It's just that there is no more comfort and disdain before.

Not only is his body very weak, but his cautious eyes are also very, very dignified.

Er Zhuzi also saw this and didn't care.

"Sass, you better not underestimate the kid in front of you now, he is very powerful."

Orochimaru reminded Er Zhuzi that he was quite polite when speaking.

"Nani? Orochimaru, are you joking?"

The breeze blew past, and the clothes of the few people were blown loose. Er Zhuzi tilted his head and stared at Naruto, full of coquettish style.

"Sass, did you just want to kill me?"

Naruto stood up straight and stood with hands down, staring at Sasuke seriously.

"Sah~ maybe. But there's something I want to tell you, Naruto."

Erzhuzi raised his head and fell into memory.

"Many years ago, the battle at the end of the valley."

"At that time, I only spared your life on a whim."

Slap!Sasuke turned around for a moment, awkwardly and slowly moved to Naruto, and lightly hooked Naruto's shoulder.

Little Kyuubi was stunned in embarrassment, okay?

Embarrassed with Pipi Snake who was watching from the sidelines.

But Erzhuzi didn't notice it at all, seeing that Naruto didn't respond, he thought Naruto was shocked.

Little Nine Tails fell into his illusion in just one encounter.

Therefore, Erzhuzi put Naruto's shoulder on the other side with confidence and continued to pretend.

"Speaking of which, isn't it your dream to become Hokage? If you are chasing after me, how about going to practice?"

"So this time... maybe I will kill you on a whim."

"You say yes, Naruto."

Crackling!The Kusanagi sword was slowly drawn away in a pretentious manner.

Naruto is still not doing well, Xiao Jiuwei really can't stand it anymore.

What is this idiot doing, thinking he is handsome?

What are you pretending to do at such a slow speed!

"Get lost! You brat who lacks self-knowledge! Give me enough time!"

slap!

Xiao Jiuwei's enlarged golden claws slapped Erzhuzi who was still pretending to be aggressive.

Dilated pupils, unresponsive body.

Er Zhuzi only turned his head, and then he spit out his face and ran towards the ruins on one side.

boom!The rubble that exploded and reburied.

No one knew how Erzhuzi felt when he sprang out of the blasted rubble again.

In short, it’s okay not to be too good.

tui!Spit out a mouthful of blood.

Er Zhuzi's tangled face, his brows were erected, and they were tightly knit together.

"Naruto!" The useless yell was mixed with a trace of anger.

Because at that moment, Er Zhuzi sensed an incomprehensible gap.

It was a force that his eyes could not see, let alone accept.

The uncomfortable sense of gap came back vaguely.

Unexpectedly, there was another illusion of what he was cultivating desperately for three years.

Even the fetters he abandoned, even a "slow" growing Naruto can't compare?

This can be said to be the biggest negation of the road of revenge he chose!Huge insult ever!
Erzhuzi will never allow such a thing to happen!

"A guy who can't even save a companion, how can he be Hokage, right, Sass."

Naruto just said calmly.

Many years ago, Naruto didn't understand Sasuke's anxiety and Sasuke's pain.

It wasn't until the heart-to-heart exchange in the battle at the end of the valley that Naruto began to truly understand Sasuke, and vowed to recover Sasuke.

It's just that many years later, although Naruto understood Sasuke's pain, he still didn't understand his anxiety.

His burning jealousy.

Because of the girl, Naruto is much, much better than the original.

Strong enough to far surpass Sasuke, completely covering up his edge.

How could Sasuke, who gave up everything to get to where he is today, bear it!
Just like the difference in strength between the two in the original book, Er Zhuzi pretended to be determined to cut off this fetter.

Today's Erzhuzi also can't listen to Naruto's words.

Because Naruto's opening like this undoubtedly added fuel to the fire in the ears of Erzhuzi who was starting to be anxious again.

Nourish!With sharp eyes, the scarlet three hooks are fully opened.

Er Zhuzi's whole body was flashing with Chidori's Thunder Dun, and the chirping sound was amazing.

"Very well, Naruto, your words completely offended me!"

"Let me see how much you have grown in the past three years!"

With a flick of the drawn Kusanagi sword, Chidori flowed from the sharp sword body at the same time, and Er Zhuzi stabbed at Naruto with a very fast sword.