Naruto: The Bizarre Adventure of Shizuku Uchiha

At first, Shizuku just thought that Er Zhuzi had provoked someone who shouldn't be provoked, and it was over after being beaten up.

After all, if there is pretense, there will be slap in the face.

Especially if he is not good at skills, he always feels that he is not good enough.

If you don't know the position of your own strength, you deserve to be beaten for doing something out of the ordinary.

It was only after listening to Xiao Nan's detailed account that Shizuku realized that Er Zhuzi's beating this time was not wronged.

As for Er Zhuzi, he actually invaded Yuyin Village together with his snake squad (changed to Eagle after the war weasel).

Yes, invade Hidden Rain Village.

He came directly to Akatsuki's base camp and asked Payne to hand over Itachi for revenge...

Shizuku was really speechless for a long time.

A bunch of idiots who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth.

The second pillar of this life is indeed floating.

After gaining a little bit of immortal power, I really don't know how much I will lose.

You don't even have a kaleidoscope, and you haven't developed your own conditions to the extreme, so what are you talking about?
Do you really think you are invincible?

Unexpectedly, an important person in Yuyin Village, the base camp of Xiaoxiao, can do such stupid things.

Do you know that all S-class members are made of mud?
The major ninja villages have been around for so many years, and none of them dared to attack Yuyin Village.

Why are you?
Are they worse than you alone?

Are they all mentally handicapped?

Why can't you understand something so obvious?

This is no longer a question of being crazy or not, it is his common sense!

It seems that the years I stayed with Dashemaru were really stupid.

In other words, Orochimaru didn't intend to train Sasuke normally at all.

In addition to meeting the requirements of the two pillars to improve their strength.

The information from the outside world was basically blocked to Er Zhuzi, which made him do such a stupid thing.

Two pillars, two pillars.

Thinking about it now, little Shizuku felt scared for a while.

Thanks to the time when I talked with Nagato Konan about the repair of <Time Difference Space>.

Little Shizuku brought up the matter of Er Zhuzi.

Tell them that the two pillars are very important to Itachi, so today's Nagato let the two pillars go.

If he had been negligent at that time, Er Zhuzi would be gone now!

"Tell me about Miss Xiaonan in detail, what's going on."

Shizuku looked very nervous, just when the few people finished talking about business and started chatting.

Um?What is the business you ask?
Two, one is that the actions of the major ninja villages made Akatsuki take some preventive measures, and he has been busy until now.

The second is to ask Xiaoyu if the plan can be advanced.

Nagato Konan and Shizuku wanted to go together.

Everyone thinks this is the best time to realize Xiao Heping's ambition.

Otherwise, even if Akatsuki made a 'nuclear weapon' and sold it somewhere, would they run away one by one?
Waste of time and cause mishaps.

So this great opportunity is not to be missed.

There's nothing to talk about.

Shizuku acted vigorously, isn't she preparing for this matter.

A 'nice' word to export, need more talk?

Then Shizuku chatted about future plans and plans.

Speaking of the specific operation time of the ten tails, we have to mention the two advances of Didala and Itachi.

Speaking of Didala and Itachi, we have to mention the two pillars.

Then, you get the idea.

"Oh, is Itachi's younger brother, Sasuke Uchiha?"

"I just met him two days ago, he's... well, not bad."

When mentioning Er Zhuzi, Xiao Nan couldn't help laughing out loud, okay?

Then there are the things mentioned above.

Little Shizuku couldn't laugh or cry.

Pull Xiaonan to ask for details.

Mashan's backyard

At the dining table where the family gathers for dinner, as a fun conversation material, Xiao Nan started to talk in detail.

Of course, Itachi is also there, and there are two people who are not suitable to show their faces now, and then there are Xiaonan and Nagato.

Shizuku also learned the details of the incident from it.

Hmm~ Actually, that's the case.

Erzhuzi aggressively takes Shuiyue, Xianglin, and Chongwu to Yuyin Village for a day trip.

There is a high wall on the outside and they can't get in, so they chose to sneak into Yuyin Village from the waterway in a 'big clever' way.

It's okay, it was fine.

Isn't that what Jiraiya did back then?
But you should at least learn from other people's sneaking techniques, hey!

Just so grandiosely let Shuiyue drive a Gundam (Hydration Technique) to wrap a few people and crash out of the outer sea.

So a big lump, who can't find it?
There is no need for Payne's <Rain Tiger Free Art> induction, okay?

Lookout's younger brother Yuren immediately blew his whistle.

Several people were surrounded on the spot.

Er Zhuzi still tilted his head pretentiously, as if everything was as he expected.

Yu Yin Miscellaneous Fish was easily beaten to the ground by a few people after a heavy beating.

The two pillars are even more powerful, and Kusanagi sword is a handsome sword flower in one hand.

Pretentiously holding the sword to pick the man's neck and asking, "Where is Itachi, tell him to get out" and so on.

Then, going into the sea to become a prostitute... Guixie, who was not fishing in the sea, was alarmed.

This is also one of the two orders issued by Nagato in the name of Payne.

One of the members of Akatsuki who was ordered to go out all returned to Yuyin Village to strengthen their precautions.

At this time, Kakuzu Hidan was out doing reward missions as usual.

Scorpion stays in the basement for thousands of years without showing his head.

Didara was still wreaking havoc outside.

Itachi has been busy with his own affairs, Shenlong sees the beginning but does not see the end.

Shizuku patched up the gap.

In the entire Yuyin Village, the only ones who stayed in the village honestly were the ghosts who went fishing in the sea.

The second is Nagato who sits at the Akatsuki Base Camp in the name of Payne.

And the village chief, Xiaonan, who is active in Yuyin's bright side under the name of "Master Angel".

Then, deal with a few intruders who don't know what to do.

This matter really does not attract much attention.

After hearing the news, Guixier, who was too idle, volunteered to have some fun and rushed over to take a look.

This is also the second order from Payne.

"Take it lightly, don't really kill a few people."

Yes, Payne's order was actually to let Guixier release the water...

As I said before, the space ninjutsu developed by Shizuku <Kusazi Kosumi> has the ability to perceive.

The range of perception is the range within which it can perform spatial jumps.

Both Nagato and Konan are <Kusazi Kosumeru>, and they have already spotted the intruder for the first time.

In addition, the punk-style Yuyin Village is full of alternative buildings such as iron pipes.

So, do you think that after all these years, the girl who runs the house here has not transformed Yuyin Village?

How can it be!

At least, a few sets of matching monitoring equipment, central control room and other black technology should be obtained.

Umm~ Commonly known as camera.

As for steel buildings, there are no dead ends in all directions, and ultra-clear security cameras are installed on all sides of the corners and corners. Isn’t it a very normal thing?

Therefore, <Sura Dao>, who stayed in the central control room all the year round, already knew who these people were.

The ultra-clear 8K-level large screen shows the big heads of several people.

I know, I don’t know people, don’t I know Sharingan?

Coupled with this expression that deserves to be beaten, itachi's younger brother didn't run away at the age of second year in middle school.

Thus, Payne issued the order to 'keep people under the knife'.

In the sea, the ghost shark is rushing towards here with the combination of human and shark.

One face-to-face, four water bodies.

Ghost Shark jumped out of the water with a puff, and trapped a few pretending boys with the classic <Water Prison Technique>.

By the way, I was still in the mood to pull out a set of Xiaopao from the mouth of Shark Skin and put it on.

Hmm~ I've been listening to girls talking about 'death if you take off your clothes, you'll die if you take off your clothes'.

And "How handsome to fight in Xiaopao! Why take it off! You see, I never take it off~"

The young girl spoke with a proud chest.

Ghost Shark's fishy eyes gleamed, looking at the girl's perfect and blood-spitting figure from head to toe.

Mumble, that's of course Tiantian girl life.

If you take off your clothes, who is in the mood to fight?
Of course, Kisame didn't dare to say this in front of the girl.

I have slandered in my heart several times, and I will remember it well.

Therefore, every battle must wear clothes.

Stretching his arms and kicking his legs, Ghost Shark clattered to show Xiao's big sleeve robe, time passed in a while.

Surprised and honest, several people were trapped inside and began to suffocate.

Shuiyue, who is also proficient in <The Art of Hydration>, quietly emerged half of her body from the ball of the water prison.

"Are you one of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen Kisame?"

Regardless of the life or death of other members of the team, they excitedly fought against Kisame.

Oh, and here's a side note.

At this time, the Future Eagle Squad, which was still named 'Snake', had a disorganized relationship among its members.

Still in the "same life" stage, completely ignorant of his companions.

Shuiyue took the broken knife and confidently rushed towards the senior in front of her.

Then in the next moment, it changed into a 'human jelly' and planted on the sea surface, ups and downs.

Well, that's how it happened.

Shuiyue raises the knife!Shuiyue rushed over!

Shuiyue relies on the characteristic of her <hydration body> being immune to physical attacks.

Let the big sword "Shark Muscle" cut across his body and take Kisame's head straight!

Then... Shuiyue was 'sucked dry' of the chakra by the shark muscle with a "hehe", and turned into a jelly man.

Yes, suck dry.

Shark muscles have such domineering characteristics, we still have to start with girls...

Why do you think Kisame is willing to follow the girl.

First, it is naturally in this false world.

Occasionally, you need to find a belief that makes you feel true, and protect a powerful person to be loyal.

Secondly, it is naturally because of shark muscles.

The previous promise is still there.

The girl feeds the chakra to the shark muscle.

Otherwise, with the 'grain' like ghost shark's chaff, how can shark muscles swallow it!
Shark muscle loathed it so much.

The girl's chakra is the most delicious!The most delicious!
Shark muscle was crying, and he felt uncomfortable without eating for a day.

In order to retain the shark muscles, he couldn't help the ghost shark's soft and hard foam.

Later, the girl simply acted as if she was feeding Xiao Shiwei.

Squeeze the chakra into a 'rice ball' and store it in a scroll and throw it to Kisame.

The kind with a very large amount, enough for ten years of use.

Kisame uses these 'rice balls' to enhance their relationship with shark muscles.

This is only second.

How can a girl's extremely pure chakra be an ordinary thing?
Especially in the middle and later stages, after mixing the power of faith with the <Golden Ratio>, the infinite chakra is realized.

The girl's chakra contains the "omnipotence" of the power of faith.

So, you get the idea.

After sucking the girl's chakra for many years, the shark muscle evolved happily.

Don't care about chakra, whether it's fairy art or ordinary chakra, it's all boring.

Not only did it have a great appetite, but it also underwent secondary deformation.

More and more like a... monster.

In the original book, shark muscles have the powerful ability to suck up the eight-tailed chakra in one breath.

This life is only stronger than weaker, more domineering, faster, and has a bigger appetite.

One of the abilities derived from this is swallowing ninjutsu.

Swallow it directly and keep it in the body, or spit it out at any time.

On the contrary, it has the same effect as Kisame's <Dasame Bouncing Technique>.

The compatibility between Kisame and Sharkis is too good to say anything.

That's why, the Shark Muscle just hit Shuiyue's life.

Fortunately, under the orders of Boss Payne, Kisame kept his hand and turned him into a jelly.

Then, with a bang, seeing the crisis, Shuiyue couldn't save her.

The suffocated Erzhuzi broke free from the water prison by bursting into <Fairy Mode>.

The big black wings spread out are quite bluffing.

The ghost shark let out a chuckle, and slashed down on the shark's flesh.

Er Zhuzi snorted coldly, raised <Armed Domineering>'s arm to block it with pride.

In the next second, there was a crackling sound.

The shark muscle swallowed the immortal power "Darkness of Darkness" compressed on Erzhuzi's arm in one gulp.

By the way, teach the mighty Erzhuzi to be a man.

Terrified, he twisted his sunken arm, and stared at Sangouyu who was wide and surprised.

Er Zhuzi raised his head, and was slapped by Gui Shark and flew away.

Paji!Boom!
The two pillars tumbled and fell out of the sea in a fancy way, and the water waterfall exploded in succession.

"Yeah, yeah~ so weak."

Kisame jokingly said, and with a twist of the shark's muscles, he pointed at another person who broke free from the water prison... Chongwu.