Naruto :The sealed shinobi

The kids raised their hands again and this time Naruto pointed to a boy with close-cut hair, "When is the last time that you killed someone Uzumaki-san?"

Naruto scratched his chin, "Um, two weeks ago on my last mission I killed like three people. Well two people, one of them just died in the middle of the fight, I didn't finish him. Next question."

Udon raised his hand and Naruto nodded to him, "Why do you call Iruka-sensei, sensei boss?"

Naruto smirked, "When I graduated Iruka was my instructor, therefore he is my sensei. He's the only man that I call sensei because he's the only one that taught me anything, not even my jounin-sensei really taught me anything." 'Well he's the only one that ever taught me anything that you all need to know about.'

He pointed to a boy with Inuzuka face markings, the boy gave him a wild grin, "Your turn kid."

"How many years have you been a ninja?"

Naruto blinked at his question, 'Longer than you've been alive you little bastard!' Yeah… he wished he could say that out loud, "I'm just starting my second year, I graduated last year, I know Iruka-sensei remembers that little event." Iruka nodded with a grin.

The boy asked another question, "Why is the sheath on your back empty? Are you too broke to afford a sword?" His question got a series of laughs from the people around him. Naruto glared at the kid, "When you use a sword to attempt to cut grown men in half it sometimes gets broken in the line of duty. In which case you then have to get it fixed you little motherfucker. It's in the shop, I'd be glad to introduce you to the sharp end of it when I get it back."

"Shit Naruto! Stop cursing in my classroom before I kick you out!" Iruka fumed at him.

Naruto turned to Iruka with a fake angry look, "Iruka-sensei you can't say shit in front of the students! What the fuck?"

Naruto chuckled while Iruka was sputtering nonsense and pointed up to Konohamaru who he had intentionally been ignoring to piss him off. Ahh, little kids are so easy to annoy, "Go ahead Konohamaru." Konohamaru's little glare was a thing of the past as he gave Naruto a toothy grin, "Why didn't you tell me you got promoted boss? I only found out the other day when I saw your pink-haired teammate."

Naruto shrugged, "You didn't need to know kid. Would it have changed anything? I've been a chunin for a while now."

"Liar."

Naruto turned his head towards the little Hyuuga girl from before, "And why are you calling me a liar…" Naruto started in an effort to feel out her name.

"Hanabi." The girl stated matter-of-factly, "And I'm calling you a liar because I saw you fight during the chunin exams and you didn't get promoted from that, no one did. Not even Neji." Naruto smirked at her, "And you know this because you personally saw me drop the hammer on Neji firsthand right?" Naruto ignored Iruka's comment on language, "There was another test a while after the chunin exams and after that me and Shikamaru Nara got promoted."

She didn't falter, "Then where's your chunin vest? You get a vest upon promotion."

Naruto shook his head, "You do, but I don't like that bulky piece of crap so I don't wear it. It's not a necessity to wear it like it is for your hitae-ate so I don't wear it at all, others do it mostly because they care about people thinking they're elite, or they like the extra padding. Any other questions on my rank or integrity? Because I can keep this up all day until one of you steps on a nerve. Come on, I've got unlimited free time and a whole can of whoop-ass, who wants to set me off?"

Iruka sweat-dropped and decided to intervene before one of these kids ended up getting strangled by a rabid blonde kid, "Okay everyone, that's enough for today. Now Naruto, what was your question that you needed to ask?"

Naruto hopped off of Iruka's desk, "Iruka-sensei how many people named Minato do you know in Konoha, and who would you say is the most famous one? Also could you tell me if he had any kind of relationship with Jiraiya of the sannin?"

Iruka gave Naruto a dumb look, "I thought he was your hero when you were in school? That's what you told me the night before you graduated."

Naruto gave him a deadpan look, "I have made concerted efforts to attempt to mentally block out any and all dumbass remarks I ended up making while in the Academy. Needless to say, due to the potential of overlapping layers of stupidity, there was some mental fratricide. I don't remember."

Iruka raised his eyebrow, "You said it was the Yondaime Hokage."

Naruto's eyes brightened in understanding, "Ah, so I did."

Iruka gave Naruto a dry look in return, "Naruto, that's the Yondaime's name. Minato Namikaze. He was trained by Jiraiya. He summoned toads. He beat the Kyuubi…"

"And now he's dead and I'm not. Kyuubi – 1, Minato Namikaze – 0, oh yeah." Naruto ignored the Kyuubi and pieced together everything he just heard.

Iruka just looked at Naruto who was staring out into space with a blank look on his face. Konohamaru stood up in concern, "What's wrong with Naruto-niisan?"

Hanabi smirked smugly, "Maybe his tiny brain fried because he learned something new today."

Life came into Naruto's eyes as they snapped over to her. He started marching towards the door radiating killing intent and cracking his knuckles, "Alright, everyone outside to the practice field! Who wants to spar with a real life ninja? Let's go!"

Iruka moved to intercept him before he could leave, "Um Naruto? We don't spar until Friday, and you're not a student." He whipped around with a sadistic gleam in his eye, "I need to vent a lot of frustration and pent-up aggression right now. The Suna kids are gone so I can't just beat the crap out of Gaara's sand until I get tired or feel better, and your room full of chibi trainees are the only thing within reaching distance, so either I put the hurt on them, or I put the hurt on you Iruka-sensei."

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(Three Hours Later)

Naruto sat tied up to a wooden chair in Tsunade's office with three Anbu standing around him keeping watch, "Oh come on! I wasn't gonna put them in the hospital or anything! I just wanted to blow off some steam." Tsunade stood from her desk and nailed him in the head. After his head snapped down from the impact he let it sit for a moment before Naruto looked up and grinned at her, "Didn't hurt."

Tsunade cracked her knuckles and drilled him straight in the face, flipping the chair over and breaking it on the ground, loosening his restraints. Naruto looked up at the ceiling and tried to regain his bearings, "Ugh… That chair was bolted to the floor baa-chan…" He rolled over and spit out a tooth. Looking up at the Anbu he shrugged and placed it in one of their hands, "It'll grow back."

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