Naruto : The ultimate Troublemaker

Shikai took a deep breath, trying to calm his mind. Reibi, the Zero-Tails, fed on negative emotions, amplifying the rage of its host. To avoid losing control, Shikai regularly sealed his emotions, but in this moment of chaos where he often used the Sasayaki no Jutsu and Yamanaka techniques on Naruto, the influence of Reibi was stronger on his mental state.

"Shut up. I don't have time for your whims," Shikai murmured, leaping onto the rooftops of Konoha, jumping from building to building. The flames and screams formed a chaotic backdrop around him.

In mid-jump, a violent gust of wind forced him to land abruptly. Before him, Temari, weapon in hand, stood proudly with her large fan. Her determined gaze betrayed her role in Suna's assault, Orochimaru's ally.

"You're not going any further," she said, her voice confident.

Shikai gave her an annoyed look, his eyebrows furrowing. Her mere presence irritated him.

"Move out of the way, kid. I have better things to do."

Temari ignored his threat and quickly unfolded her fan. A windstorm headed towards Shikai, lifting debris in its path. Before the attack could reach him, a dark aura emerged around him. Without performing a single hand seal, shadows surged and immobilized Temari, surrounding her like chained serpents.

"What...?" Temari struggled, but the shadows tightened their grip.

"Reibi, calm down. I don't intend to kill her," Shikai growled, clenching his teeth. Reibi's dark chakra manifested through Shikai's Nara techniques, amplifying its thirst for destruction.

Temari stared at him with eyes filled with anger and a hint of fear.

"If you think these shadows will stop me... I'll kill you as soon as I get out of here!" she shouted, trying to move.

Shikai suddenly appeared next to her, his speed multiplied by Reibi's influence. Without warning, he licked her ear in a provocative gesture.

"You talk too much, kid," he murmured with a mocking smile, his eyes wild with madness.

Temari blushed deeply, feeling both embarrassed and furious. "You pervert! If you let me go, I'll tear you apart!"

Shikai regained a moment of lucidity and sighed. "Reibi, you're a real bastard. You make me do embarrassing things," he said, running his hand over his face. Then, with a sharp movement, he struck Temari on the back of her neck. She lost consciousness, falling limply into his arms.

Reibi soon intervened in his mind.

"Stop whining, Shikai. You're 16, she's 14. It's not that bad."

"Shut up," he grumbled.

As he was about to leave, a familiar silhouette emerged from nowhere. Anko Mitarashi, a provocative smile on her lips, stood there with her arms crossed. She observed Shikai and Temari on the ground.

"Wow, you two look alike. You and sensei Orochimaru," she said, laughing slightly.

Shikai sighed. "What do you want, Anko?"

She raised an accusing finger. "Orochimaru greets you. If you don't come willingly, we'll have no choice but to use force."

"Get lost, kid. I don't—"

"If I have the time~" Shikai cut him off, a carnivorous smile now on his face.

Anko frowned, her expression becoming even darker, yet confident at first, she felt a shiver of apprehension. Shikai's smile widened as he began to disappear in a cloud of black smoke, instantly reappearing in front of her.

"You're going to have a good time," he murmured.

Anko tried to react, summoning snakes to attack him. The reptiles rushed towards Shikai,

*Black Chakra Scalpel*

A black chakra scalpel appeared in his hands. With surgical precision, he sliced through the snakes before they could reach him.

In a fluid movement, he cut Anko's legs, depriving her of mobility. She collapsed to the ground, blood flowing from her mutilated feet. Shikai grabbed her by the throat, lifting her slightly.

"Orochimaru greets you, huh? Very well. Let's pay him a visit, I was looking forward to meeting him anyway," he said, a sinister smile on his face.

Anko choked, blood continuing to flow abundantly, but she managed to whisper, "You... you're a monster..."

Shikai raised an eyebrow before laughing darkly. "Maybe so."

"I hope Hiruzen is still alive," he thought as he jumped onto a roof, dragging a dying Anko.

***

Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Third Hokage, faced Orochimaru, his former student. The two ninjas were trapped within a barrier created by four Sound ninjas, leaving little hope for Hiruzen to receive external help.

"Orochimaru... Why have you come to this?" Hiruzen asked, his voice filled with sadness and anger.

Orochimaru, dressed in his beige tunic and displaying a malicious smile, stared at him with his serpent eyes.

"You're so naive, sensei. All I've ever wanted is to achieve perfection, immortality, and break the chains of mortals. And you, with your ridiculous sermons, never understood that," he replied, cackling.

Two coffins emerged from the ground, causing a shockwave on the battlefield. Engraved with the numbers "I" and "II," the coffins slowly opened, revealing the silhouettes of the first Hokage: Hashirama and Tobirama Senju.

"Edo Tensei..." Hiruzen murmured, feeling his heart constrict. Seeing his predecessors turned into tools by Orochimaru was a hard blow.

"So, sensei... You've been outdone by your own student. I'll show you what it truly means to be a master of jutsus," Orochimaru said, a demented smile stretching his lips.

The two reanimated Hokage rushed towards Hiruzen, their movements swift and merciless. Hashirama unleashed a dense forest with his *Mokuton: Jukai Kōtan (Wood Release: Great Forest Creation Technique)*, while Tobirama flooded the battlefield with his *Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu (Water Release: Water Dragon Bullet Technique)*

Hiruzen, despite his advanced age, dodged with surprising agility, using his extendable staff, the *Enma's Monkey King Staff*, to counter the attacks.

"Enma!" Hiruzen commanded.

The staff extended and pushed back the branches, creating a space for the Third Hokage to breathe.

"You still fight so valiantly, sensei. But it's only a matter of time before you fall," Orochimaru cackled, observing the battle with sadistic pleasure.

Hiruzen took a deep breath and composed rapid hand seals. *Katon: Karyū Endan (Fire Release: Dragon Fire Technique)* A torrent of flames erupted from his mouth, burning a part of the forest and forcing Hashirama and Tobirama to retreat.

However, Orochimaru attacked in turn, using venomous snakes to immobilize Hiruzen. The latter barely dodged them and responded with a *Kage Bunshin no Jutsu* to create clones and gain time.

The battle intensified, but Hiruzen knew he was at a disadvantage. His strength was waning, and the reanimated Hokage, although limited in their abilities, were formidable opponents.

"I have no choice... I must use the Shiki Fūjin (Death Seal)."

He composed complex hand seals, invoking the God of Death. A sinister aura enveloped Hiruzen, and a spectral entity appeared behind him, brandishing a ritual blade.

"So this is how you plan to put an end to all this, sensei? What an irony," Orochimaru taunted, fully aware of what Hiruzen was attempting.

Hiruzen dodged a combined attack from the Hokage and stretched his arms towards them. The souls of Hashirama and Tobirama began to separate from their reanimated bodies.

"I'm sorry to use you in this way, my predecessors. But I must protect this village, no matter the cost," Hiruzen murmured, his gaze resolute.

As he was about to seal Orochimaru's hands to prevent him from continuing his evil deeds,

A blinding light illuminated the space, and Hiruzen, Orochimaru, and the reanimated Hokage were frozen for a moment.

*Transmutation.*

Hiruzen disappeared, and in his place, a relaxed silhouette appeared. Shikai, hands in his pockets, stood there with a mocking smile. He released a bloodied Anko at his feet, her inert body testifying to the brutal torture she had endured.

"You!" Orochimaru exclaimed, his eyes wide.

Shikai licked his lips, his eyes shining with a mischievous gleam.

"Let's keep it simple, Orochimaru. You see the girl over there? The blonde one? She's my disciple, Ino. You attack her, I save her at the last moment. Then a very boosted Tsunade will come and wreck your face. So, my advice: get out of Konoha while you still can," he said calmly, but with a coldness that made Orochimaru shiver.

"Kukuku... What are you talking about, kid?

"Don't you want to achieve immortality? Don't you masturbate to Sasuke every day? Just do as I say," Shikai replied, his mocking smile returning.

Shikai crossed his arms and added, "In three weeks, we'll meet in the ruins of Uzushiogakure. Bring Kimimaro, I'll heal him, and you can use his body. But for now, get out of here."

Orochimaru, although skeptical, could not ignore the unusual chakra emanating from Shikai. The latter seemed to possess precise information about his plans, which troubled him.

"Kukuku... It seems you've fooled everyone, Shikai Senju," Orochimaru said, nodding his head, a malicious smile on his lips.

"We'll do as you say for now."

Orochimaru ended the Edo Tensei, releasing the souls of Hashirama and Tobirama. Then he turned towards Ino, leaping in her direction.