ALL NOVEL Chapter 31: Official Bulletin Board 4
Nightmare Carnival - Day 1
1: Management
This is the official thread regarding the "Nightmare Carnival" event, day 1.
Please use it as a general thread for the event.
In the case of a post that contradicts the community policy, it may be deleted under the supervision of the management.
2: Nameless Adventurer
Nice!
3: Nameless Adventurer
Game on!
4: Nameless Adventurer
"Carnival" = SAMBA!!
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481: Nameless Adventurer
Damn, Grieger is a beast...
482: Nameless Adventurer
I hit the jackpot!
483: Nameless Adventurer
->481 He's not the "Starguard" for nothing.
484: Nameless Monster
->481 No, that's ME!
485: Nameless Adventurer
->482 CASINO OR NOTHING!!
486: Nameless Adventurer
->484 You're saying you could beat that guy?
487: Nameless Adventurer
482 and 485 are going to go broke.
488: Nameless Monster
->486 YOU WANT TO KILL ME!??
489: Nameless Adventurer
->487 I wasn't talking about the casino! Don't lump me with that other guy! Also, I'm 482.
490: Nameless Adventurer
->488 No, just want to subjugate you and take my reward.
491: Nameless Adventurer
->489 YOU TRAITOR!!
492: Nameless Adventurer
Wait, what's the "jackpot" then?
493: Nameless Monster
GOTTA RUN!!
494: Nameless Adventurer
->492 A cute girl with a dynamite body.
495: Nameless Adventurer
->493 YOU CAN'T RUN, NOR HIDE!
496: Nameless Adventurer
Hmm?
497: Nameless Adventurer
Cute girl?
498: Nameless Adventurer
->494 Cute girls are more important than the casino. TELL ME MORE!
499: Nameless Adventurer
->494 Cute girls are more important than CP. TELL US!!
500: Nameless Monster
->494 Dynamite bodies are more important than life. MOAR!!
501: Nameless Adventurer
->494 Sexy ladies are way more important than a scabby monster. SPEAK OR BE SUBJUGATED!
502: Nameless Adventurer
Men...
503: Nameless Adventurer
They're the worst...
504: Nameless Adventurer
It's confirmed. 498-501 are the enemies to all women.
505: Nameless Adventurer
494 here again. Summarized, it's this:
There's this hot girl who was walking toward the Item Exchange island. She was dressed in a type of armor that looked like it was made of black leather and was made up of a corset-like piece, shorts, greaves, and boots. She's even wearing spiderweb stockings and gloves, and had a black robe over her and a mask! Soul food for a chuunibyo.
And the clothes do far from hiding that she's female. Seeing as she has horns, I think she may be a Succubus race.
506: Nameless Monster
->505 AOOOOOO!!
507: Nameless Adventurer
->505 MORE DETAILS! GIVE US MORE!
508: Nameless Adventurer
I think I've seen that girl... Where did she get all that..., chest armor?
509: Nameless Adventurer
Sh-sh-she has to fake her appearance...
510: Nameless Adventurer
->509 People who fake their appearance normally show it when they move. It will be stiff and unnatural unless you have adapted to the new body completely. But she was walking without any care...
511: Nameless Adventurer
The girls have taken critical damage!!
512: Nameless Adventurer
->511 Shut up!
513: Nameless Adventurer
->511 Die!
514: Nameless Adventurer
Continuing, while the girl moved like a phantom in the crowd, so much that I was not sure if she was a special NPC or not, some jerks tried to hit on her.
515: Nameless Adventurer
Execution.
516: Nameless Adventurer
Throw them to the dogs.
517: Nameless Adventurer
->515 Fast?!
517: Nameless Monster
->516 Okay. *Munch, munch, munch*
518: Nameless Adventurer
Further on, the girl..., wasted not even a second to call on the GM. And they responded even faster and took the jerks with them. It was like seeing someone being dragged to hell by demons. The AI who responded looked the part, at least.
519: Nameless Adventurer
Execution confirmed.
520: Nameless Adventurer
->518 That's ruthless!
521: Nameless Adventurer
People would call on the GM normally, but that sudden..., no honor or compassion here.
522: Nameless Adventurer
->518 Great job girl!
523: Nameless Adventurer
Wait, the AI came so suddenly? That's new. Aren't they normally taking around 1 minute to process the request from the fakes?
524: Nameless Adventurer
->521 Didn't they say she was a demon? Why would she have any of those?
525: Nameless Adventurer
->523 Maybe it's because they want the event to run smoothly?
526: Nameless Adventurer
No. That must have been a queen of demons! No doubt about it!
527: Nameless Adventurer
Wh-wh-whaaaaaaat?!
528: Nameless Adventurer
->526 Isn't that exaggerating it a little?
529: Nameless Monster
I WANNA LICK THE QUEEN!!
530: Nameless Adventurer
->528 No, it may not be too far off. She had the "style" worthy of a being called a "royalty", and when is the AI responding to the GM call using demon-type avatars?
531: Nameless Adventurer
No way! We have a real demonic highness in our ranks!?
532: Nameless Adventurer
->529 I'LL GO AND KILL THAT STUPID DOG!!!!!!!!
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Nightmare Carnival - Day 2
1: Management
This is the official thread regarding the "Nightmare Carnival" event, day 2.
Please use it as a general thread for the event.
In the case of a post that contradicts the community policy, it may be deleted under the supervision of the management.
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677: Nameless Adventurer
The Demon Princess got booted from the casino.
678: Nameless Adventurer
...WHAT?!
679: Nameless Adventurer
->677 First thing I see after returning to the thread is something way too weird to be true.
680: Nameless Adventurer
Well, demons are cheaters.
681: Nameless Adventurer
->679 How's that weird?
682: Nameless Adventurer
The casino's supposed to be open for anyone, but I think they're kicking out cheaters.
683: Nameless Adventurer
->680 It didn't look like she was accused of cheating.
684: Nameless Adventurer
I saw the event and it looked more like the owner of the casino begged her not to enter the place. He even bribed her.
685: Nameless Adventurer
->684 With what?
689: Nameless Adventurer
->685 Not sure. It was a huge bag with stuff inside, from the look of it.
690: Nameless Monster
HER DEMONIC MAJESTY HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO A DEMONIC BUNNY GIRL!! AWOOOOO!!
691: Nameless Adventurer
Yup, today's BBS is slow...
692: Nameless Adventurer
->690 There you are, you perverted mutt! Off with his head!
693: Nameless Adventurer
->692 NEVER! Not unless it's the princess who does it!
694: Nameless Adventurer
? When was she degraded from "queen" to "princess"?
695: Nameless Adventurer
->694 Because we haven't seen if she has a kingdom yet.
696: Nameless Adventurer
"Yet", he says. As if it's that easy...
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Nightmare Carnival - Day 3
1: Management
This is the official thread regarding the "Nightmare Carnival" event, day 3.
Please use it as a general thread for the event.
In the case of a post that contradicts the community policy, it may be deleted under the supervision of the management.
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888: Nameless Adventurer
D-d-damn that bug...
889: Nameless Adventurer
But.., WE WON!!
890: Nameless Adventurer
The first raid in NFO's story, and we were part of it! WE'RE HISTORY!!
891: Nameless Adventurer
Too scary. That thing was way too scary. Why was it talking like a fancy prostitute? Why did it act like it was ready for babymaking even when it was a gigantic bug!!?
892: Nameless Adventurer
->890 Calm down.
893: Nameless Adventurer
->891 And it was a mantis. And it's famous what a female does to a male after...
894: Nameless Adventurer
->891 Ugh, a man's worst nightmare...
895: Nameless Adventurer
->893 I STAND CORRECTED!
896: Nameless Paparazzi
The top 10 list of the raid is soon to be published.
897: Nameless Adventurer
->895 You can't be corrected regarding that thing because it was sick to the bone (exoskeleton?) from the start.
898: Nameless Adventurer
GOOD JOB, PAPARAZZI!
899: Nameless Adventurer
->896 Ah, the verification players (paparazzi) are at it again.
900: Nameless Paparazzi
Here they are:
1: Soso: Dual sword psycho who stole the last hit on the boss. Pretty strong normally, believe it or not.
2: Grieger: Armor psycho who did most of the work from carrying the target to throwing commands.
3: Rei: Lesbian psycho and magic freak. Invested all her skills and AP into magic. Ridiculous firepower.
4: Crow: Potion-making psycho who invented the "tasty"-potion that people didn't throw up from. Poor guy had the worst day of his life.
5: Ferno: Yuri psycho and demon-type player. Burned away lots of the boss' HP with physical attacks.
6: Maria: Nun and the apparent best healing specialist and an angel player. But she's a pervert wishing to be "corrupted". Meaning she's also a psycho.
7: Trinity: Spear-using player. Not much info on her. The pet-owning psycho.
8: Valier: Nickname "Vali". Demon-type player of some huge demon race. Simply strong with a shield.
9: Garami: Unknown player. Got her space here by "constantly casting and stacking Weakness status ailment" on the target. The Dungeon psycho, I think.
10: Black Bone: Nickname "Bone". Skeleton player that uses magic. Psycho who loves undead girls.
901: Nameless Adventurer
And the paparazzi strikes!
902: Nameless Adventurer
Bruh, they're all psychos...
903: Nameless Adventurer
...wait a sec...
904: Nameless Adventurer
->900 THE DUNGEON RULER IS HERE!!
905: Nameless Paparazzi
->904 And apparently, she's the same figure that has been going around by the nickname of "demon princess".
906: Nameless Adventurer
#%&€$£@#£;×£=;#£@◇♤●♧!?!?!?
907: Nameless Adventurer
WHAAAT?! Who's your source!!?
908: Nameless Paparazzi
The management.
909: Nameless Adventurer
Cannot compute. Cannot compute.
910: Nameless Monster
PRINCEEEESS!! This loyal dog is coming for you!!
911: Nameless Adventurer
->908 HOW!?
912: Nameless Paparazzi
According to them: "people need to know the truth before they start a revolution", so they told me everything. Besides, they plan on publishing an official list with the images of the avatars included, so the truth would come to the light of day anyway.
913: Nameless Adventurer
Ah, good saving there, management.
914: Nameless Adventurer
->910 Someone throw that horny mutt into the kennel already!!