Not a Grimoire

Dear diary,

There's a lady stuck in the tower. She's got really long hair and she sings. A lot. The little people don't like her singing. They run away screaming when they hear her voice. I don't blame them. I would have too, if I didn't have to be polite.

Goodman said, you have to be polite to people when asking them stuff else they won't listen to you.

It was really awkward cause we had to yell at each other. She asked me if I was a knight coming to save her and I said, do I look like a boy to you?

She must have thought it was really funny cause she was laughing for so long. Poor Rachel, said her mommy put her in a tower cause it's dangerous out here.

She's nice though. She gave me bread and a cast iron pan. The pan smooshed the bread when they fell but it's okay.

More food!

Love,

Tina