Not a Grimoire

Dear diary,

I know bullying is bad, but Derin is really annoying.

I realise I might be a bad girl deep down and I might have overdone it, I have no regrets. But I need to tell you what I've done cause the guilt is kind of eating at me.

I- I put the essence of a trolls toe nails on his soup this morning and he's still suffering in the toilet as I write this. It's night time already.

It's also unlikely I'll get in trouble because Gerry is in another country having a meeting about a dead dragon that I accidentally disposed of...

Promise me you'll take these secrets to the grave.

Love,

Tina