One Piece: Chaos Kong

"So, mind telling me who defeated you in combat? Was it Vice-admiral Mini or Commander Lindbergh?" Asked Freyja curiously after a few minutes of silence as she looked at Diddy, who had just finished his food.

"Why should I tell you? Someone who wishes to kill me? I'm not that stupid; it'll be easy for you to inform them I'm still alive when they think I'm dead." Said Diddy with a smirk as he comfortably lay on the ground and closed his eyes.

"So what if I do? That still won't stop you from telling me; if anything, that'll only increase your desire to do so. After all, don't you enjoy fighting strong opponents?" Remarked Freyja as she folded her arms and raised her eyebrows while eyeing Diddy, who grinned in response.

"Hehe, it was Commander Lindbergh; that fool almost killed me; I was forced to play dead like a possum; otherwise, I wouldn't have the graces of speaking with you, Freyja, the most beautiful woman in the world." Stated Diddy with a grin as he looked at Freyja while his tone became mocking towards the end, though Freyja just huffed in annoyance.

"Tch, I wish he would've killed you; well, no point in crying over spilt milk; however, what about the Vice-admiral? Was he decently strong? Strong enough where we could take you down if he and I teamed up?" Questioned Freyja with a shake of her head as she displayed an aggressive smile.

"He was pretty strong, I'd say even stronger than you, and if you two teamed up? Well, I do believe there would be a decent chance you two could kill me; of course, that's under the assumption I don't run away, then you'll never be able to kill me." Replied Diddy calmly with a yawn, seemingly ready for bed.

"So I've got options? That's wonderful to hear; well then, I think it's about time I take my leave; I've got all the information I need. Hope next time I see you, Captain, you're a corpse on the ground. Also, I apologize for earlier, Trenza; come visit me during the night, and I'll properly apologize." Stated Freyja while standing up and looking at Diddy before focusing on the silent Trenza as she kneeled down, softly lifting her chin up and looking into her eyes.

"What do you say, Trenza? Will you forgive me then?" Asked Freyja sensually as she licked her lips before leaning in closer and kissing her on the lips, causing Trenza to be so taken aback that she couldn't even react and just sat there blankly.

"Tch, don't make me tell you again, Freyja; you're not allowed to use your bewitching abilities on crewmates. Do it again, and I'll bury you 1,000 feet underneath the island." Declared Diddy with a frown as he pointed toward her with his electric finger, shooting a bolt of lightning that hit the side of her face.

"Tsk, stupid Captain; anyways, my offer still stands, Trenza; I haven't done wit with women yet; I'm interested in how lesbian sex feels." Remarked Freyja with a scowl while her burnt cheek started healing at astonishing speeds as she exited the cave, though not before giving Trenza a seductive wink.

Watching that succubus leave, I glanced at Trenza, who still seemed unresponsive from Freyja's kiss, so I touched her with my tail and sent a weak current of electricity into her body, shocking her out of her stupor.

"Ouch! What was that for, Captain?" Asked Trenza in annoyance as she backed away while looking at her knee, though luckily, she didn't get burnt.

"You were put into a trance by Freyja; if you stayed in a trance for too long, there is a chance you would've become one of her many slaves, and I'm sure you don't want that, do you? So you're welcome." Replied Diddy as he glanced at Trenza before returning to resting on the ground.

"Well, I suppose I should be thanking you, but you didn't have to shock me; I'm sure you could've done something different that was much less painful." Said Trenza as she slightly calmed down, though she was still annoyed at being shocked, just as most people would be.

"You're not wrong about that, but this was the quickest and funniest way to do things." Mentioned Diddy with a slight smirk, his words causing Trenza to stare blankly at him.

"Haa, why do I feel like I'm just here for you to torture me? What did I do to deserve this?" Muttered Trenza with a sigh as she lay on the ground and looked toward the sky or the ceiling since she was inside the cave.

"I'm not torturing you, and you did nothing to deserve this; I'm just having fun. Besides, on the bright side, you should be happy I'm not giving you the same treatment as Freyja; otherwise, you'd already be dead." Remarked Diddy with a slight grin, while Trenza opted to stay quiet and only sighed in response.

"So, Captain, about that offer Freyja gave me-" Asked Trenza after a few moments of silence, though she wasn't even able to finish speaking as Diddy interrupted her.

"Don't tell me you're actually considering agreeing to her offer? Don't you know how many people she's done it with!? One time I caught her pleasuring ten men simultaneously; I didn't even realize such a thing was freaking possible!" Questioned Diddy in disbelief as he sat up and looked at her with widened eyes.

"T-Ten men? N-No, I wasn't about to accept her offer, Captain, but even if I'm not into women, Freyja's the most beautiful woman in the world; I can't just outright decline such an opportunity." Remarked Trenza in surprise as she tried her best to sound reasonable, though she was speaking to Diddy unluckily for her.

"Just stop talking, Trenza, do with Freyja what you wish; I'm going to sleep." Said Diddy with a shake of her head as she closed his eyes and lay on the ground while ignoring Trenza.

"C'mon, don't be like that, Captain. I'm not saying I will do it with her; I'm just saying it would be stupid of me to decline such an opportunity outright. You may not be interested in Freyja, but you can understand my sentiment, right, Captain? Captain?" Stated Trenza awkwardly as she approached Diddy and tried to clear her name, though Diddy was already fast asleep.

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Waking up after taking a wonderful nap, I stood up and checked my body, yet, just as I expected, I was in perfect health; though I was still slightly surprised that it took nearly three days for me to fully heal, not even after I fought that lemur did it take that long. Anyways, now that I was fully recovered, I exited the cave as I needed to test my strength since I could feel that I'd gotten stronger.

Approaching a tree, I ripped it out of the ground, roots and all, before throwing it into the sky with all of my strength; now, I just waited for it to fall back down, which took a little while.

"67…68…69.." Said Diddy as he counted the seconds the tree was in the air, only stopping when it crashed into the ground beside him.

"..128; 128 seconds, that's an improvement from last time. Granted, this isn't really the best way to properly gauge my improved strength; it's not a bad way to get a rough idea." Muttered Diddy as he stepped over the destroyed tree and headed back into the cave, only to spot Trenza peacefully sleeping despite the tree's loud sound.

"C'mon, get up, you horny lesbian; we've still got things to do and people to fight." Remarked Diddy as he lightly kicked her with his feet.

"F-Five, more minutes." Said Trenza softly amidst her sleep as she grabbed Diddy's foot and held it tightly.

"How about no?" Said Diddy as he wrapped his tail around her ankle and lifted her into the air.

With all the blood rushing toward her head, it didn't take long before she was awakened, which was followed by the two of us staring at each other.

"So, mind putting me down, Captain?" Asked Trenza lightly with a lovely smile, trying to act as cute as possible.

"I'll put you down when I feel like it." Replied Diddy with a smirk, which caused Trenza to frown as he turned around and exited the cave.

"Ugh, why are we even awake? It's still the middle of the night!" Stated Trenza with an annoyed frown as she looked at the night sky.

"Because I'm the captain, and I said so; now then, before we go causing a ruckus, I need to go get my bo-staff." Said Diddy as he got on all fours and speedily ran through the forest, doing it all while holding Trenza by the ankle.

"D-Don't hit a tree!" Yelled Trenza fearfully as she passed numerous trees at speeds that would turn her body into paste if she were to hit one.

Ignoring Trenza's pleas, I continued running through the forest; within less than a minute, I arrived at the site of our battle, only to find it looked to be the exact same as I remembered, which should mean my bo-staff was in the same spot. Making a right, I saw my bo-staff embedded into the ground beside where I was previously lying.

Standing up, I dropped Trenza on the ground and approached my bo-staff; picking it up, I swung it around a few times before holstering it onto my back.

"Hehe, now that I've got Naga-sa, let's go do something chaotic! It's been far too quiet on this island." Declared Diddy with a grin as he neared Trenza, who was busy brushing the dirt off her body.

"That's cool and all, but before we do that, can I get a shirt? I'm still only wearing a bra." Remarked Trenza with a frown while Diddy glanced at her almost bare upper body.