Chapter 89
At this moment,
I saw this scene in front of me and the funny expressions and movements of the second master played by Uncle Da.
Yao Yue couldn't help but smile softly, nodded and said:
"This second boss is really interesting."
I have to say that this Westward Journey has a unique style, and it makes people laugh from the very beginning.
It is not as serious as Journey to the West, and it is not as dull as those old theater plays.
Just from the very beginning, it makes people laugh in a unique way. Feeling.
Where are the monks and monsters?
There are only Chun Sanniang and the second master, as well as the blind man who can't see and the mute who can't speak.
Hearing Yao Yue say this, Lian Xing couldn't help but smile slightly,
"Not only that, besides being the second boss, this blind man is also very interesting......"
"You won’t know if you don’t look at it, but you will be shocked when you look at it"
"I didn’t expect that the bandits’ den would be so interesting......."
Seeing the people in the picture eating meat, drinking wine, chatting and laughing, not only Lian Xing, but also Yao Yue was envious.
These guys really know how to enjoy themselves.
Inside the Excalibur Villa.
Seeing this scene in front of him, the third young master Xie Xiaofeng finally couldn't help but laughed out loud.
He has always been cautious and unsmiling, but when he saw the conversation between the second master and the blind man, he finally broke his guard.
"Hahaha....."
"What a blind man!"
"His eyes can clearly see, but why do you still call him blind?"
"And his voice.....Is it a man or a woman?"
For a moment, Xie Fenghai also had a lot of questions.
He had watched countless plays in his life, and had never seen such a funny scene.
Especially the sentence at the end of The Second Master made Xie Xiaofeng unable to stop.
Although he only watched two A scene, but at this time, Xie Xiaofeng has fallen deeply in love with the Westward Journey.
The desolate desert, the pretty woman with peach blossoms, and the leisurely and comfortable bandits.
Isn't this what Xie Xiaofeng has always longed for? Life?
As the third young master of Shenjian Villa, Xie Xiaofeng has always been burdened by fame and has never lived a day for himself.
Thinking of this, Xie Xiaofeng said leisurely:
"I never thought that being a bandit would be quite good......."
"Can these guys really steal anything?"
It has to be said that
Xie Xiaofeng is skeptical about the fighting power of the bandits in front of him.
Sui Dynasty, Lingnan Song Mansion. 01 After watching the scene in front of him, Song Yuzhi couldn't stop giggling.
It has to be said that Uncle Da's skills It is indeed profound. Just a few lines instantly enlivened the entire atmosphere.
Even Song Yuzhi, who was far away in time and space, was laughing so hard at this moment that he was so happy!
"Hahaha.....Dad, this second-in-command is so interesting!"
"Seeing them so happy made my daughter want to be a bandit too!"
Hearing this, Song Que frowned and said angrily,
"Daughter’s family, what nonsense are you talking about!"
"How can there be a daughter in this world who wants to be a horse bandit?"
Song Que couldn't laugh or cry about Song Yuzhi's"whimsical ideas."
The apple of his eye was indeed almost spoiled, and he still wanted to be a horse bandit?
What is a horse bandit? Where are you? Can a girl be a family member?
But Song Yuzhi couldn't listen to Song Que's words at all.
"But I think the second boss and the blind man are doing well."
"Eating, drinking, talking and laughing is much better than fighting in the arena......."
"Who wouldn't want to be such a horse bandit?"
I have to say that Song Yuzhi's words sounded unreliable, but in fact they also contained some truth.
After hearing this, Song Que couldn't help but sigh, and then said quietly:
"This world is really hard to describe."
At the same moment, when everyone in the various dynasties was talking about it, the picture in the sky started to rotate again.
The words of the second master made the already tense atmosphere lively again.
There is no need to be afraid, even the officers and soldiers are just long-term officials. Officers and soldiers with hemorrhoids.
However, amidst the laughter of everyone in the Ax Gang, the woman on horseback had already arrived in front of everyone.
She slowly dismounted, tied the horse to a wooden stake, and inserted a peach blossom at the wooden stake..
The peach blossoms are gorgeous, just like this pretty woman, and people can’t help but take a second look.
But at the same time, this peach blossom also exudes waves of dangerous aura.
Then the screen turned again, and
I saw this scene in front of me. , the second boss slapped the table and took the lead in attacking,
"who!"
After the woman heard what the second master said, she took off the black blouse on her head.
In an instant, her beauty was revealed. She was indeed a pretty woman.
Facing the ferocious bandit in front of her, the woman ignored it.
She looked at the second leader among them. The master just smiled faintly,
"Can't you see that I am a woman?"
As soon as the woman said this, the entire Ax Gang exploded.
The second leader said again:"What are you doing here?"
The woman didn't look sideways and just walked along.
"The world is treacherous and the north wind is biting. A weak woman wants to find a place to rest and wash away the dust from her body."
Hearing this, the happiest person among them was of course the second master
"Oh, really?"
The second master squinted his eyes, looking lustful.
"Then do you know where this place is?"
The woman frowned slightly and smiled faintly.
"This place is smoky, and everyone looks hideous. It definitely doesn't look like an inn. Could it be a shady shop?"
The second master smiled again, narrowed his eyes and said:
"You dare to come in even though you know it's a black shop. Are you afraid of being caught in a trap?"
The woman remained unmoved, and her tone of voice could not help but become a bit harsh.
"It’s too early to tell who is the sheep and who is the tiger"
"If you are robbers, aren't you afraid that I am the robber leader?"
As soon as the woman finished speaking, the entire scene was filled with murderous intent.
But she didn't panic at all. She just gently pulled down her sleeves, revealing the plum blossom tattoo on her shoulders.
"The peach blossoms are everywhere, not a blade of grass will grow, the money will fall to the ground, and the head will not be saved."
After that, the woman dropped a bunch of copper coins and piled them steadily on the mute's head.
The few words just now seemed to evoke terrible memories for everyone.
Before the woman could finish speaking, the second master screamed and took the lead and ran away..
And when the video was played to this point, various dynasties were talking about it.
Su Hang also sighed softly, feeling a little regretful.
Who would have thought that thirty years later, the two people in this picture would no longer be there.
"I have to say that only Uncle Da can play the role of the second in charge of the house, being vulgar and despicable......."
"It turns out that the so-called second in charge is actually such a second in charge. This is too unreliable!"
"Why does it give me the feeling that this so-called Ax Gang is just a loose group? The people have dispersed before the fight started?"
"Even if the second leader is like this, I don’t know who the gang leader is, so he won’t disappoint us!"
"Good guy! This woman is indeed not simple, but then again, this second boss is too unreliable!"
"He looked fierce at first, but then he just showed off a tattoo, and now he's all over the place?"
"Why! Bandits are bandits and cannot be relied upon at all. What kind of fighting power does an Ax Gang like this have?"
"In this case, I really don’t know what kind of treasure the gang leader is.......Can a gang like this really gain a foothold in Wuyue Mountain and steal things?"
"I discovered that the big family’s journey to the west is not the journey to the west that you think at all. I don’t know why, but this drama seems to have the magic power to make people laugh!"
"Isn't it? I have just watched these few scenes, and I don’t know how many times I have laughed. You know, I usually don’t do this at all."
As everyone was talking, the picture turned again.
In the picture, a young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes was lying on a chair, thinking about something.
His eyebrows were very thick, and one eyebrow was almost horizontal on his forehead. It looked like It looks very exaggerated.
In addition, there is a gong hanging on his chest, and he is dressed very wildly.
This is none other than Zhanshan King of Wuyue Mountain, the leader and leader of the Ax Gang - Zhizunbao.
At this time, Zhizunbao was half-lying on the chair, with his eyes slightly closed and the small fan in his hand swaying gently.
"In the spring of 30 years, this female devil has always been unstoppable. Why did she come to Wuyue Mountain this time?"
Immediately, he seemed to realize something. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Is there going to be a big deal here?"
Zhizunbao opened his eyes, only to see the figure in front of him in a trance.
The younger brothers were all kneeling in front of them, staring at a bunch of copper coins above their heads, and they were all trembling.
Chun Thirty Years said that if the copper coins fall to the ground, the head will not be saved.
This way The bandits couldn't afford to offend the female devil.
Seeing this, Zhizunbao felt that the authority of his gang leader was being greatly challenged, and immediately grabbed the second leader and said hysterically:
"put it down! Put them all down!"
"How can you be my second boss if you are so ignorant?"
Zhizunbao finished cursing, but the voice that sounded was the blind man's voice.
"Oops, Gang Leader, I am not the second in command, I am blind!"
"There he is....."
That is, Zhizunbao put down the blind man and rushed towards a puppy in the yard.
He stood in front of the puppy and cursed angrily:
"Look at your virtue! You're not a good person, you look like a dog, how come you come out to wander the world with me?"
Then the second master took the initiative to show up and came to the Supreme Treasure.[]
"Gang leader, you were hit by the Seven Injury Fists of the Three Saints of Kunlun. It seems that your injuries are getting more and more serious?"
The Supreme Treasure made an unprecedented swing and hit the air in front of him with a punch.
"You still have the nerve to say, if you hadn’t pulled your neck back, how could I have been hit in the neck?"
The second master continued:
"I was so scared that I wanted to kneel down......"
"Gang leader, I heard that after being hit by the Seven Injury Fist, first the eyes became cross-eyed, then the ears went out of tune, and finally the voice lost control and the whole body exploded. Gang leader, you are very cross-eyed!"
Seeing that the dignified gang leader actually regarded a dog as his second boss, he even reprimanded him loudly.
Suddenly, the entire page was full of bullets and joy.
"Hahaha! I have to say that Master Xing is naughty again in this episode!"
"Whether naughty or not, you must know that all this is for the plot, and it will definitely be useful later!"
"Every time, the gang leader thinks that he can get the second boss right, but there are always times when he misses. Unfortunately, the second boss is too timid!"
"When I saw this paragraph, I really laughed from ear to ear for three days and three nights......Can such a gang leader really lead everyone to live a good life?"
"From here, it is obvious that everyone is more afraid of Haru Sansanniang. How did these timid guys become bandits?"
"It's a pity that he has passed away and I can no longer see Uncle Da's wonderful performance......"
"Hum! I am forty this year. After thirty years of hard work, I discovered that the best state of life is to be like the second boss, who is heartless and sleeps after eating."
Seeing this funny and nonsensical scene in front of me.
Not only netizens, but also the audience in the mixed martial arts world couldn't stop laughing.
For a while, hearty laughter came from the infighting of various dynasties.
I have to say, it is not funny. Regardless of region or time, whether it is a thousand years ago or a thousand years later.
As long as people see a similar scene, they can't help but laugh out loud.
Daming Dynasty, Wanmei Villa.
Seeing this scene in front of me, Ximen Chuixue Finally, he couldn't help it, and burst out laughing. His simple smile frightened Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou beside him.
You know, in the entire Ming Dynasty, Ximen Chuixue was famous for being cold. He has a death face.
He usually has a dead face, hiding everything in his heart and showing no expression at all.
Even if he encounters something that makes him happy, he can at most just nod or something like that.
But this time it is completely different, he actually smiles Got it
"Brother Ximen, I never thought you could laugh too......"
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes widened and she couldn't help being shocked.
This was not the Ximen Chuixue he knew. This guy never smiled.
Perhaps feeling the strange look from his close friend, Ximen Chuixue paused slightly, looking slightly embarrassed.
It's completely inconsistent with the persona of the Sword God to smile like this.
But I can't help it, I just can't help it
"This second boss and gang leader are so funny!"
"I just can't bear it anymore....."
367 After hearing Ximen Chuixue’s words, Huamanlou couldn’t help but be slightly stunned and said with a smile:
"Although Hua can't see it, this trip to the west by a wealthy family sounds really hilarious!"
"Brother Ximen couldn't help but want to laugh, it was really reasonable."
At the same time.
On the Blackwood Cliff.
Seeing the hilarious scene in front of him, Dongfang Bubai couldn't help but smile.
It must be said that the charm of comedy ignores time and space and reaches people's hearts.
Even Dongfang Bubai was attracted by this scene in front of him. This scene is so funny
"hehe....."
"These bandits are really interesting. The second leader is timid, and the gang leader is even more timid."
"If this continues, what should we do?"
When he thought that the gang leader originally wanted to use the second leader as a shield, but ended up being tricked, Dongfang Bubai smiled again.
It had been many years since he had seen such a bandit.
Thinking of this, Dongfang Bubai said quietly:
"I really don’t know how these guys survived?"
"With such little ability, you still dare to pretend to be a bandit and rob?"
On the other side.
In the Huashan Sect.
Seeing this scene in front of her, Ning Zhongze covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing.
She never thought that the so-called Journey to the West could be so improper.
This was something Ning Zhongze had never seen before. Things I have experienced.
Funny bandits, timid second-in-command, and unreliable gang leader.
Are these really a group of vicious bandits?
It doesn’t look like it, it doesn’t look like it at all. To Ning Zhongze, this is just like a theater. Funny clown.
She looked at the light curtain in front of her and said with joy:
"Could this be the Westward Journey chosen by the Immortal?"
"Although it seems to have nothing to do with seeking scriptures, this is quite hilarious......"
"I never thought that immortals are like this too.....Not serious...."
Song Dynasty, Peach Blossom Island.
Huang Rong was very happy for a moment when she saw this hilarious scene in front of her.
Zhizunbao pointed at a puppy and cursed, making the girl giggle.
"I thought the second boss was already unreliable!"
"Unexpectedly, the gang leader is even more unreliable. According to his wishes, every time there is a fight, he hides behind the second leader?"
"Hahaha......I don’t think there is anyone in this world who can be a gang leader like this?"
"With this little ability, can they really deal with Chun Shisanniang?"
Just when Huang Rong was muttering to herself, the scene turned again above the light screen.
The Supreme Treasure was showing off its power and decided to do something to establish its authority.
He looked at the hopeless little brother in front of him. They couldn't help but said angrily:
"Guys who are ready for a fight, go and kill Haru Sanniang!"
When the bandits heard this, they immediately squatted on the ground and picked up the copper coins again.
When the Supreme Treasure saw it, they were even more angry.
"What are you afraid of! I am there for everything!"
After a while,
Zhizunbao looked at Chun Sansanniang who was taking a bath, and said in a strange voice:
"I am the leader of the Ax Gang, known as the Jade Faced Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure."
"I would like to ask Chun Sanniang, what does she do when she comes to our gang?".