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Chapter 92



The person who spoke was none other than the frightened second master.

It turned out that after everyone left, the second master was not reconciled and kept lying on the window to peek.

Only then did they see the scene of the two goblins transforming one after another. They were so frightened that they fell off the window sill and fell heavily into the haystack.

Seeing this scene, the audience from all dynasties suddenly realized that what the Supreme Treasure said was true. It was so easy to die, but to be seriously injured.

The second master fell from such a high place and still escaped unscathed?

But after hearing the movement outside the window, the two immediately came down to check, but found no movement.

Chun Sananniang warned Bai Jingjing that if the news about Tang Monk spreads, she would be questioned.

Bai Jingjing had a playful look on her face and asked her senior sister for a sip of Tang Monk broth with a smile.

But neither of them noticed that this unintentional conversation was overheard by Lao Niu.

Then the old cow broke the rope, chewed straw in his mouth, and said:

"If you tell the king this news, you will be rewarded heavily."

The second master was stunned when he saw this scene.

Within one day, not only did two monsters come, but even the cows in the cowshed started talking.

Seeing this scene, several dragons in the Qinglong Club The heads of the three dragons all had their eyes widened with disbelief on their faces.

Bai Xiaosheng, the head of the three dragons, paused slightly and said in disbelief:

"Even the cow started talking......"

"What is this if not a bull demon?"

Then Fang Longxiang, the head of the second dragon, also nodded and said:

"yes!"

"Seeing this, I finally feel a bit like Journey to the West!"

"It's just that what this old cow talks is very interesting!"

On the high platform, on the highest dragon chair, there was a burst of faint laughter.

Bai Yujing, the head of the big dragon, turned around and focused his eyes on the sky again.

"It turned out to be this kind of Journey to the West, which is really interesting."

Just as everyone was talking, the screen flashed again.

As a bystander, the second master witnessed everything with his own eyes.

Seeing so many monsters here, it was almost like a group of monsters gathered. The second master wanted to take the Supreme Treasure with him. Run away.

As soon as he entered the door, he said everything he saw and heard, but he didn't expect Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang to be here.

Seeing the provocative expressions of the two people, the second master was instantly frightened. You lost your courage and kept silent about the monster.

But what a coincidence, Supreme Treasure asked the second master to send the two of them out.

When you came to take out you, the second master was frightened to be sandwiched between the two.

In order to punish the second master for his peeping behavior just now , Bai Jingjing pulled him up to heaven and earth.

In order to retaliate against the last time the second master used the ecstasy incense on her, Chun Sananniang directly used the ecstasy method to make the second master become her undercover.

On the other hand, the supreme treasure wanted to make Bai Jingjing love her. She went up to him and changed into a Tang Bohu look, which scared the blind man into screaming.

However, Bai Jingjing didn't appreciate Zhizunbao's new look at all, and said he was neither fish nor fowl.

Zhizunbao had no choice but to find another way.

And the other A cow imitating that after five hundred years of waiting for the news about Tang Sanzang, they were immediately excited.

The next day, everyone followed the instructions of the Supreme Treasure and began to rob the soles of passers-by.

Just when they were finishing their work and going back, the sky But a bunch of grapes fell down.

I was about to take them home and taste them slowly, but I didn’t know that the grape stone had changed.

Ancestor Bodhi enjoyed the supreme treasure and explained that the two sisters Bai Jingjing were transformed by monsters. If you don’t believe it, you can check it with a monster mirror..

But the next second, Zhizunbao's fist came over.

He had already regarded Patriarch Bodhi as a thief who stole his own grapes, and he bombarded Patriarch Bodhi violently.

At this time, someone knocked on the door. , the person who came was none other than Bai Jingjing.

Zhizunbao was lying on the door frame, holding a demon mirror in his hand, and finally discovered Bai Jingjing's true identity.

Until this time, he finally believed that Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang were transformed by monsters.

Just as Zhizunbao When he was at a loss,

Patriarch Bodhi came up with a solution, which was the pile of invisibility charms and two Qiankun bags in front of him.

After explaining the Supreme Treasure, he did not forget to add,

"Go ahead, I'll cover you from behind."

Zhizunbao was shocked. Didn't you think that these lines were all mine?

Patriarch Bodhi looked puzzled and asked to whom Zhizunbao said these lines. Only then did the two of them discover that the second master had been in the house all along.

In order to make this operation foolproof, Zhizunbao gave these invisibility charms to the second master and asked him to distribute them.

But he had no idea that at this time, the second master had been under the spell of ecstasy and became Chun Sananniang's undercover agent.

As soon as he left, the second master threw the invisibility charms into the fire and burned them all.

At nightfall,

Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang were eating dinner.

Everyone in the Ax Gang was naked on the upper body and wore clothes on the lower body. The shorts made of invisibility charms tightly surrounded the two people.

Everyone thought that the two of them could not see at all, but they did not know that Chun Sananniang had already received advance notice from the second master.

In order to test the two of them, the blind man even gave his invisibility pants to It was opened.

When Bai Jingjing saw this, she almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

The scene turned again, and at this time, Zhizunbao appeared shiningly in special bow-knot shorts.

As soon as he appeared, he instantly became the brightest person in the audience. The center of attention.

The second master dressed up in a coquettish way, setting off the whole crowd.

Bai Jingjing looked in front of him and wanted to laugh but couldn't.

Immediately, the Supreme Treasure came to Bai Jingjing and searched her eyes with his fingers.

Unexpectedly, the two of them had been prepared. A burst of zhenqi shot out from his fingers, instantly igniting Zhizunbao's bow-knot shorts.

Seeing that the fire was too strong, Zhizunbao just wanted to take off his shorts, but was stopped by everyone.

When the second master saw this, he made a gesture. After the last experience, Zhizunbao understood it instantly, and then he lay on the ground obediently and covered his mouth.

At the instruction of the second master, the eight masters of the Wuyue Mountain Ax Gang jointly walked to Zhizunbao.

Everyone worked together and used He kicked the gang leader's second brother fiercely with his Xiangjiang foot.

Under a very rhythmic kick, the fire on the gang leader's body gradually dimmed.

Zhizunbao thought to himself that he could bear it with difficulty, but Chun Sanniang couldn't bear it at all. Not wanting to waste this opportunity, he spilled another bowl of strong wine on Zhizunbao's crotch intentionally or unintentionally.

In this way, the flames that had just been extinguished rose up again in an instant.

Zhizunbao looked back helplessly, and saw The two sisters were still talking and laughing as if nothing had happened.

At this moment, Zhizunbao was already ready to die.

He bit a wooden stick and waited until death came.

Seeing this, the second master could only bear the pain and give up.

He waved his hands. The unique formation of the Ax Gang to extinguish the fire.

I have to say that the Ax Gang's foot skills are very good.

After stepping on it randomly, the expression of the Supreme Treasure seemed to be very enjoyable.

Finally, the Supreme Treasure managed to survive this with great difficulty. A wave.

Unexpectedly, Bai Jingjing waved her hand and the candle fell under the crotch of the Supreme Treasure again.

This was really a wave of unrest, and even the Supreme Treasure couldn't help but shed tears.

The second master came up with tears. He handed me a knife,

"Cut it, it's all burnt."

Zhizunbao pushed away the sword and shook his head.

"A little crispy, but better than nothing."

Finally, Zhizunbao couldn't bear it any longer. He grabbed the second master's beach bikini and covered his own parts.

The others were no longer invisible and appeared one after another, and the two sides confronted each other.

Seeing this scene in front of him,

Su Hang's mobile phone There was another unstoppable discussion on the Internet.

It must be said that the scene where the Supreme Treasure's crotch was on fire can be regarded as a common memory of that generation.

As long as everyone thinks of this scene, everyone knows it.

As expected, countless netizens have left messages , to commemorate the lost youth and the second boss

"Hahaha! It really made me laugh! Look at the expression on Zhizunbao's lifeless expression!"

"It was burned three times and extinguished three times. Even the second brother was burnt. It shows that Bai Jingjing is so cruel."

"I have to say, when I first saw this paragraph, I almost went crazy laughing!"

"The gang leader's acting skills are so good, the whole thing was burnt after being burned so many times."

"Looking at it, I really like the slutty look of the second boss......Uncle Da is so expressive....."

"Could this be the Ax Gang's unique fire-fighting formation?"

"It seems that when the fire caught fire for the third time, everyone could tell that there must be something wrong."

"Hum! These guys are really serious. They know that he is the second brother of the gang leader, but they can do it?"

At the same time, in the mixed martial arts world, audiences from various dynasties saw the scenes flashing before their eyes, either laughing or laughing.

Suddenly, the entire mixed martial arts world was filled with a happy atmosphere.

Move. In the Flower Palace, seeing the Supreme Treasure being jumped and trampled by so many people, Yaoyue's face couldn't help but blush slightly.

Although she is a female devil and has seen enough people in the world, where has she ever seen such a scene?

It makes no sense. Combined with a classic drama, it makes people laugh hard.

But for the sake of her aloof image, Yao Yue finally held back.

"These guys are really fun!" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Knowing that the other party is a monster, he still dares to provoke him....."

Speaking of this, Yao Yue seemed to have discovered something unusual.

"Also, the second boss is always pushing back and forth, but this time he was so cheerful. Didn't the Supreme Treasure find the problem?"

"At the end, my crotch was on fire. Is it really not painful to be stepped on like this?"

Looking at the strong fire, and the drinks being poured down again and again.

Even Yao Yue couldn't help but squirm all over her body, and couldn't help but tighten her legs. It's hard to imagine what it feels like, but it's just uncomfortable after all. When

I heard Yao Yue After Yue's words, Lianxing on the side also nodded slightly and laughed softly,

"To be honest, my sister has watched dramas for so many years and has never seen anything so funny."

"This group of guys, the Supreme Treasure, the Second Boss, and the Ax Gang, are really funny!"

After watching the scenes in front of him, Lian Xing felt that his bad mood was gone.

Especially after laughing out loud, he felt unprecedentedly relaxed.

At the same time, in Peach Blossom Island, at this time Huang Rong couldn't help but blush when she saw the whole process of putting out the fire.[]

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Huang Rong has never seen this strange way of putting out fires in her life.

Embarrassing, how can one be so embarrassed?

The key is that this trick is tried and tested and can successfully put out the fire every time.

Seeing the Supreme Treasure's expression of extreme enjoyment, Huang Rong couldn't help it after all, and said with a faint smile:

"This supreme treasure is really interesting!"

"It's really unbelievable how on earth this guy became the gang leader?"

On the other side, in the Sui Dynasty, in the Song Mansion in Lingnan.

Seeing this, Song Yuzhi covered her waist and giggled non-stop.

She also never expected that the second master would eventually choose to use this method to put out the fire.

"Giggles....."

"This is not about destroying the country, this guy is simply seeking revenge."

"The poor Supreme Treasure was all burnt."

Sure enough, amidst everyone's laughter, the scene on the sky screen changed again.

Just as the two sides were confronting each other, the second master transformed into Patriarch Bodhi and subdued the two monsters with the Universe Bag.

It turned out that the Supreme Treasure had already seen it. Something was wrong with the second boss.

In his own words, every time this old boy asked him to do something, he always resisted.

But this time he was so forthcoming, there must be something wrong.

It was such a simple and simple logic that allowed Supreme Treasure to see the reason behind this matter. Clues.

Immediately afterwards, everyone beat the second boss out.

Just as Zhizunbao suggested that he roast the second master, they saw Wangcai walking over slowly with a rope in his mouth.

Zhizunbao and Bodhi Patriarch They were wondering, where did the rope come from, and why did it look so familiar?

At this point, both of them couldn't help but be startled. Isn't this the rope used to tie the Qiankun Bag?

They turned around and saw the Qiankun Bag. It was already empty.

And the two trapped monsters were approaching the two men fiercely.

Seeing this, even the Bodhi Patriarch was inevitably confused for a moment.

Then he grabbed the Supreme Treasure without any explanation and pawned it. Hostage.

Only then did Patriarch Bodhi tell the secret. It turned out that the Supreme Treasure was the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

In this life, he was reincarnated in the Wuyue Mountains in order to wait for the arrival of Tang Sanzang. After the master and disciple reunited, they continued to learn the scriptures.

In order to keep the Supreme Treasure Xiao Ming could only cooperate with Patriarch Bodhi in a play.

But at this time, Supreme Treasure had an idea and used the wooden board in front of him as a barrier to switch his hand with that of Patriarch Bodhi.

Then he turned to Bai Jingjing. She said that she was not afraid of the three flavors of white bone fire at all, so she could give it a try.

Sure enough, the next second the screen changed, Bai Jingjing cast a spell to spray out three kinds of white bone fire.

Of course, the Supreme Treasure at this time was confident, because the burning hand was not at all Not his own.

Ancestor Bodhi on the side really had troubles that he couldn’t tell.

Seeing this, Bai Jingjing already believed that the Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong, and looked at him with a bit more resentment.

Seeing that this trick was really effective, The Supreme Treasure became more and more courageous, and Patriarch Bodhi also took the opportunity to escape. He knew that following this dead monkey would not end well at all.

As for the Supreme Treasure, he thought that pretending to be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong would scare them away. A monster.

But as soon as the scene changed, the situation instantly exceeded the Supreme Treasure's expectations.

The reincarnation of Sun Wukong not only failed to scare away the monster, but instead aroused resentment between the two.

Bai Jingjing looked at the Supreme Treasure with a look of resentment.

"You are the unfaithful person, and you lied to me yesterday?"

Chun Sanniang was not angry when she saw this.

"Damn stinky monkey, my junior sister can't get married because of you."

Seeing that the murderous intent in the eyes of the two people was getting stronger and stronger, the blind man suddenly turned around and led the crowd to kill the two people.

However, a group of bandits were no match for the two of them. In less than one round, the ax gang was killed and wounded.

See the brothers. One after another died tragically, Zhizunbao couldn't bear it, and plucked up the courage to fight with the two of them, but they also hit the stone with eggs.

Seeing that Zhizunbao was in trouble, the blind man struck Bai Jingjing with an axe, but was knocked away by Bai Jingjing's palm.

Then, the blind man fell from the sky. , pretending to be dead in Zhizunbao's arms.

Then Zhizunbao picked up a wooden stick and tried to fight the two of them. Unexpectedly, he hit Chun Sansanniang on the head with a wooden stick and there was no reaction, and he was also hit by Chun Sansanniang. Ji Qiao locked his throat with his hands.

Bai Jingjing stepped forward to plead for mercy, saying that he would still rely on him to find Tang Sanzang.

Just when Chun Sansanniang let go of the Supreme Treasure, Bai Jingjing knocked it away with a palm, mocking her senior sister for being a monk. The two monks had no water to drink.

However, Chun Sanniang had already saved her hand, and Bai Jingjing’s palm was poisoned by the black widow’s poison.

Within seven days, without Chun Sanniang’s antidote, she would die from the poison.

Next In one second, Bai Jingjing's attitude changed 180 degrees.

She knelt down quickly, saying that she would never dare to do it again.

At this moment, the Bodhi Patriarch who had run away staggered back.

The Supreme Treasure thought that His conscience found out and he came back to save himself.

Unexpectedly, Patriarch Bodhi said that there was a more ruthless one outside.

In the picture, the shadow of an old cow was looming, and it turned out that the five-hundred-ton Bull Demon King was also here. ps: Unknowingly, 2024 flies so fast. I wish you all the best in your studies, success in work, happy life, happiness and health in the new year!!! Thank you very much.


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