Pirate: They always think that Dover is my CP

Early in the morning, the news that Cracker and Brynn were kidnapped was like thunder, which made Perospero and Katakuri's temples jump.

"Tell me carefully what's going on, lick it~" Perospero comforted his mother while eager to know the details.

Judging from yesterday's conversation, Mo wouldn't suddenly take hostages and run away!

And Katakuri told him last night that Mo was willing to hand over the relevant technical information directly to them!

I don't know what the two talked about after he left. Katakuri didn't say it, but it didn't stop Perospero from tying them to death.

Although I haven't received the items yet, Perospero wouldn't believe it even if he handed over such important technical information as promised, and told him that the two of them were innocent...

"Yes!"

Baron Dandan who reported this was too scared to face the mother at the top.

It’s definitely not an illusion! Mom's smell is particularly scary today!

Mom seems to be in a very bad mood!

However, thinking that adults Perospero and Katakuri were also there, Baron Eggman still recounted what he had monitored.

After hearing what happened, Perospero and Katakuri said: "..."

You really do what you say!

Moan flattened the doll provocatively and blatantly, Katakuri regretted leaving without giving an explanation in the morning.

Why doesn't this person feel nervous at all?

"Mom!" Napoleon's voice interrupted the stiff atmosphere, "We found them!"

It was obviously something urgent, but Napoleon's voice gradually became weird.

"What's going on! Napoleon!" Charlotte Lingling stopped eating as soon as she heard that Cracker was being held hostage.

Both sons wanted to persuade her to give up the marriage, which already made her very unhappy. If they really let her run away, it would be a big joke!

"They... are in the Forest of Temptation..." Napoleon's voice paused, as if he was confirming the news with the signal source, "Ms. Brey is also here, and they are... baking cookies with the guests..."

Perospero: "???"

Katakuri: "..."

Charlotte Lingling seemed to react, and the expression on her face became gentle, and then she laughed happily, "Ahahaha! Mamamama! I get along well with everyone."

The soft cake with a frightened expression was stuffed into Charlotte Lingling's mouth and she let out a short cry.

However, Charlotte Lingling changed the topic and her tone became cold again, "He doesn't seem to be as resistant to marriage as you said, so what are you doing? Are you hiding something from me?"

Under the terrible pressure, Perospero couldn't help but tremble slightly and clenched the candy scepter in his hand.

How to do?

Even if Mo was willing to hand over the technology to them, none of them had ever seen that thing, and they really didn't dare to do anything that would easily make Mom Kong happy.

Why can't this guy calm down?

What good would it do him to get his mother's attention!

In the Cake Castle, Perospero and the two were still thinking about how to hide this matter, and what was Mo An doing at this time?

She is fooling three smart people.

Clark was so aggrieved after being thrown all the way that he wanted to quarrel with Mo An for three hundred rounds, but Mo An's attitude remained gentle.

angry? Doesn't exist~

The colorful holy light water gun is designed to cure bad-tempered cookies!

But ‘Bad Brynn’ appeared during the commotion.

Brynn will indeed be as Moan guessed, just like Baby5, a little girl with personality problems.

Judging from the way she subconsciously covered her third eye after waking up, Mo An could easily guess it.

This time, Mo An didn't do the rainbow fart attack like he did with Baby5, but patted her head and told her the story of Erlang Shen.

There is no way, she is too idle.

You have to be patient when fishing, and don't close your rod when the fish is testing the bait.

It would be troublesome to make the fish wary.

So while you're waiting, fooling the smart guy is a good way to relieve your boredom.

Of course Mo An can't remember all these myths and stories, but after having a general framework, wouldn't she be able to make them up?

But she still underestimated the respect the children of the Charlotte family had for Katakuri...

Cracker: "The Erlang Shen you mentioned also has three eyes like Brynn?"

Mo An: "Yes, Erlang Zhenjun is handsome and handsome, tall and majestic. He has divine eyes in the palace, contains great supernatural powers, has magical skills that reach the sky, and holds a three-pointed two-edged sword..."

The cracker slapped the ground and stopped baking cookies. He couldn't help but started to criticize Mo An again.

"You just put an eye on Katakuri-nii and used his image to make up stories! There is no fairy tale like the one you mentioned in the world! Although the current one is quite exciting..."

His voice went limp.

Mo An put a small water gun against his forehead and a bunch of bubbles came out.

"You bastard!"

Cracker now wants to curse when he hears the devilish music played by the water cannon!

However, as soon as he opened his mouth, Mo An directly poured the small water gun into his mouth.

Kelijia subconsciously wanted to lean back and dodge, but Mo An's speed was beyond what he could dodge?

She just followed a little further, but in the end, Keliqia fell to the ground without being able to escape. She could only look at Mo An with a gentle and harmless smile on his monster face, and said what made him angry. If you want to open the mic with passion, come here.

"Little biscuit, the liquid in this little toy should not kill anyone, but I don't know if it will have any side effects. Do you want to try it?"

Cracker's voice was stuck in his throat, and he held back the last word "egg".

He wanted to struggle, but the bursting of the bubbles weakened his strength and he was unable to break free.

Damn it! He would never allow this damn bastard to become family!

Bree and Brynn let out a small exclamation, and subconsciously covered their faces with their hands, quietly looking at the two of them through their fingers.

why why?

It feels so strange!

What's going on with this very exciting feeling?

"Do you know you were wrong?" Mo An was still smiling, his finger on the trigger.

"No no no!"

"If you know you're wrong, just be obedient and don't struggle~" I'll let you go...

"Uh-huh!" Crackle became even more irritable. Who wants to eat strange things?

But the end of his struggle was that he touched Mo An's finger on the trigger of the small water gun.

As the cheerful ghostly music sounds, colorful little bubbles illuminated by colorful lights are sprayed into Cracker's mouth.

Mo An: "..."

People in this world are all in good health, so eating a little randomly should be fine, right?

Probably, right?

…………

Off topic:

I always see people saying that they don’t like Rossi, thinking that he is too holy and not the same person as Sister An...

In fact, I’m too lazy to explain it, but let’s just say it.

Do you want to see Dover being trained like an obedient dog, or do you think Mihawk will tell Sister An that you should be a good person?

Everyone has their own character, these are heroes with their own pride.

Dover was beaten every day because he was inferior in skills and had no choice.

He can accept that he is slowly attracted to women, but he will never agree to being a dog.

Mihawk agrees. For such an arrogant person, Sister An was still a child when he met her.

His preconceived notions prevented him from thinking that way, and he slowly fell into it.

Sister An's character is one that must be watched by someone, and except for Rosie, no one is suitable.

Everyone knows about Dover's virtues. Mihawk won't say such things. He is also a person who does whatever he wants. Marco is a pirate. Even if he is a good person among pirates, his behavioral habits are not consistent with observing discipline. Can't get along.

And in Marco's heart, Whitebeard's family is the most important.

He doesn't lose his mind when he likes someone, he just thinks about that person.

When he is really in a dilemma, he will definitely choose his father and everyone.

Even if Whitebeard and the captains are willing to let Marco out, but! Do you think Sister An will choose someone who has hesitated?

Judging from the people who have appeared, whether it is red hair or Katakuri, do you think there are really good people? Are there any people with normal views?

Only Rosie!

Only he is suitable to be a safety catch!

Even if he has shortcomings, but having grown up in the navy and receiving a relatively 'righteous' education, Rossi has a more positive outlook than all of them.

Sister An is not a good person in the traditional sense, but she doesn't want to be a complete villain either.

The education in her previous life and her adoptive mother's thoughts were all chains that bound her.

But over time, those things will be diluted, and she needs a new one.

With Sister An’s character, if she really went crazy, this novel could be renamed The World is Ended.

If one of them counts, they all must die.

justice? Go to hell!

Don't use our worldview to criticize people in the pirate world.

Who doesn't have many lives in his hands?

Even the female protagonist cannot deny that Sister An is a scumbag!

Everyone's understanding and behavior of Sister An are all due to wrong feedback given by Sister An. Everyone is a victim of the fragments of Sister An's personality!

What Sister An looks like in their eyes depends entirely on what Sister An wants them to see...

So Rosie is nosy and thinks Sister An can be replaced...

Sorry, I really can't change it.

To put it bluntly, Sister An takes these people for fun.

In Sister An's eyes, they are not complete people.

Everyone shows up at the wrong time.

He met her when she was locked in Ace in her heart.

Once the understanding of fun is finalized, it can only be fun. Even if Ace and the others let go, it will only be all kinds of fun.

Otherwise, given Sister An’s character, let’s not say whether she will choose or not. If so, who should she choose?

Anyway, he can't reach Ace's height.

It’s all in vain if the timing is wrong.

and so.

Big brother, don’t laugh at the second brother, don’t laugh at the fun.

that's it.

If you don't like it, just don't like it.

Anyway, I can’t even earn a milk tea per day from the novel, and I’m so busy. I’ve persisted in writing it until now, all because of those friends who push me every day and never give up.

[Xiaoyugangangan, good night, tea shop, and the gangster friends of the G5 unit]

(Sorry for being too lazy to type)

that's it.

I can see my friends here! Love you!