Pirates: Fire Dragon Roar

Chapter 75: Hahahaha

“Yo, my good son, did you miss Dad!”

Just like a piece of dog skin plaster, men always appear in front of Vlad with perseverance, with a bright smile on his face, every time he appears like a ghost, without the slightest sign, he always frightens Vlad. Enough.

“Say what you have to say, or else,”

Vlad was lying on the ground doing push-ups, without even looking at the man, “Otherwise, brother Katakuri will come in and beat you hard again.”

“Uhhahahaha!”

“I’m so moved! I’m so moved!”

“Vlad, Vlad is caring about me!”

When the man said this, tears suddenly burst and flowed down.

“Hey, don’t cry so hard!”

Vlad’s eyes widened, “And who cares about you?”

I don’t understand, the psychology of people in this world really doesn’t understand, Vlad thought so, the brain circuit is completely different from the people in the previous life, why can you cry so much with just one sentence?

“Uhhahahaha!”

The man embraced Vlad with open arms, crying and laughing really weird: “Dad is so touched, really happy, Vlad actually cares about Dad so much!”

“Hey, let me go!”

Vlad struggled hard, but it was useless, this man’s power far surpassed that of the little boy.

“Let go of me! You bastard, let go!”

Vlad’s face flushed.

“It’s okay, it’s okay, Vlad, you can act like a spoiled brat to Dad!”

The man was still immersed in his own world, completely ignoring the increasingly red face of the child in his arms.

“Let… breathe… but… breathe…”

“…”

“what!!!”

“Vlad!!”

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“Dad will tell you a story today!”

Looking at Vlad, who was sitting far away, looking at him with lingering fear, the man scratched his head in annoyance and said, “A story about a great navy!”

“navy?”

Vlad was a little surprised, where is this place? Torant of the Nations, home of the BIG-MOM Pirates, you want to tell the story of the Navy?

“Yeah, Dad, I’m a navy!”

The man said strangely.

“Are you a navy?”

Vlad was stunned, what does a navy mean in a pirate den all the year round?

“Didn’t I say so?”

The man asked in surprise.

“When did you say it! Never heard of it at all!”

Fred exclaimed.

“Wuhahaha, that’s because Dad remembered it wrong, but it doesn’t matter, it’s okay to know now,”

The man said so.

“It doesn’t matter, it’s weird, it matters a lot!”

Vlad complained.

“Uh, haha, that’s not okay, Vlad,”

The man was suddenly serious: “The boys who are too serious are not liked by girls.”

“I want you to take care of it!”

Vlad frowned.

“Okay, okay, now for dad story time!”

The man laughed, “This time I’m going to talk about a navy, a hero, a true naval legend!”

“Hero? Legend?”

Vlad looked like he saw through everything: “I know, it’s a naval hero, Iron Fist Karp, right!”

Vlad raised his chin slightly, looking very proud.

“Beep, it’s not!”

The man crossed his hands and shook his head in veto.

“How is that possible? Speaking of naval heroes, isn’t that Tekken Garp?”

Vlad looked like you’re not kidding me.

“It’s not Mr. Karp,”

The man’s face had a color of reverence: “The man’s name is Zefa, and he is Dad’s teacher!”

“Zefa?”

Shame on that general? Vlad did not say this sentence, for fear of being beaten.

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“It’s not good! Mom’s eating disorder has committed again!”

Nearly terrified screams resounded through the night sky, and rumbling sounds began to echo through the palace.

“Hmm, what’s up?”

Some confused Vlad sat up from the bed with a confused expression.

“Uh? This is!!”

Vlad casually looked out the window and was shocked. The fire was spreading, and buildings were collapsing one by one. This was a rare sight of the apocalypse.

“What’s going on here?”

Vlad murmured to himself, he really wanted to find someone to ask what happened, but unfortunately, all the capable people went to stop the runaway aunt, or went to emergency preparation of sweets , no one has time to answer his question.

Vlad wanted to go out and see what was going on, but what’s the old saying? If you don’t die, you won’t die, so Vlad decided to go back to bed and sleep, or don’t go out and wave, what if he is dropped by an unknown AOE in seconds?

However, there is another saying that is well said, when people sit at home, the pot comes from the sky, and Vlad is getting ready to go to bed.

“boom!”

The wall shattered violently, and a tall figure appeared outside the wall.

“Cake! Where’s my cake!”

The infiltrating low female voice is extremely scary at night.

“-Mother?”

The name that was difficult to call out on weekdays was called out very smoothly tonight, fear, unprecedented fear grabbed Vlad’s little heart.

Can’t speak, can’t move, don’t say resistance in the face of that huge figure, in fact can’t even act, what kind of fear!

“Bah!”

The saliva dripped on the ground like acid, and instantly burned a hole in the floor. The red eyes stared at the small figure in front of him, “Where is my cake!!”

“Hahaha…”

The almost roaring shout made the small body fall to the ground in an instant, tears were left on his face, and the grand ambitions of the past had gradually faded away. For the first time, Vlad discovered that he was nothing more than this, facing the life and death. The huge crisis can only be helpless crying, it is really ugly!

“Did you eat my cake!!”

The huge palm waved high.

“Is it here yet?”

Vlad is very unwilling to end here? Your voyage hasn’t even started yet.

“Your cake is here! So!”

“Just stay away from my precious son!”

“boom!”

The powerful kick slammed on the aunt’s body, even with Charlotte-Lingling’s monster-level strength, she couldn’t help staggering.

“You, what are you wearing?”

Vlad was stunned.

Standing in front of him was a man wearing a cake puppet coat and looking stupid.

“Uhhahaha, my son, Vlad, are you alright!”

The man didn’t turn his head, but laughed as always.

“Why are you here?”

Vlad murmured.

“Say something stupid, stupid son, isn’t it normal for a father to feel his son’s crisis?”

The man said so.

“Where is the father!”

Vlad complained.

“Listen, Vlad,”

The man’s voice was suddenly low, which frightened Vlad, “The sea is incomparably vast, and one day you will also go out to sea. When that time comes, don’t be so scared today, man, don’t cry easily!”

“Eh?”

Vlad was a little confused.

“Vlad, I’m so sorry, you are so old, and Dad didn’t take care of you, I’m really sorry,”

The man walked up to Vlad and smiled.

“What are you talking about?”

Vlad yelled.

Louder than his yell was Charlotte Lingling’s roar: “My cake!!”

“Sorry, Vlad,”

The man gently pushed Vlad’s body, instantly pushed Vlad to the corner, turned around and looked directly at Auntie’s huge body: “Charlotte Lingling, the cake you want is here!”

The man jumped and jumped out of the window.

“cake!”

Not slow at all was Charlotte Lingling’s obese body~www.readwn.com~Vlad,”

The man’s body stayed in mid-air, his feet were stepping on the air, and across a window, he looked at Vlad, “Remember, Dad loves you!”

“…”

“cake!!”

The huge body jumped up and grabbed the man’s body.

“Kara!”

The sour sound diffused through the night.

“Ugh!”

The man made a pained sound.

“Hey!!”

Vlad’s originally stiff body instantly recovered flexibility, and instantly ran to the window, staring at the man without blinking: “What are you doing!! What are you doing!!”

“Vlad…Dad…Dad…is he handsome?”

Blood flowed from the corner of the man’s mouth, but there was still a smile on his face.

“Handsome ass!”

Vlad’s face burst into tears again, and the snot and tears could not be stopped at all. It was the same tears of fear as before, but it was even more fearful than before.

“It’s so handsome there! Wouldn’t it be rude to stop here?”

Vlad roared: “How can you just stop here, it’s not handsome at all! Did you hear me!”

“This…this…is this? Was it actually rejected by my son?”

The man smiled reluctantly: “But… there is no way, my voyage is here!”

“cake!!”

“Vlad, live well, remember, Dad loves you!”

“Wow haha!”

“My life is full of satisfaction!”