Pokemon: These Players are too annoying!

"Bonjour!"

"Shut up."

All five players were online and still in town.

"Where's Red?" Cuckmaster asked Bob.

"Bruh, if you're asking me, even my dad wouldn't know."

"Your dad plays games too?"

"Don't bother with him, he doesn't even understand jokes," NTRslayer said, pulling Bob and the other two along.

"Wait, what joke?? Hey, why are you leaving already?!"

All five of them headed into the forest, as NTRslayer had some prior experience with forests—specifically, getting bullied by a bird.

"Oh right, didn't the professor give us something?" Farmqueen said excitedly, taking out the device.

"Pokedex," Fairygoth reminded.

"Oh, right, right, the Pokedex."

"It's used to check Pokémon information."

"It's that cool?!" Cuckmaster exclaimed, immediately taking out his Pokedex and summoning his Pokémon.

"Gah?" (What are you calling me for?)

Cuckmaster eagerly used the Pokedex.

[Notification: Pokémon from another region, unable to identify.]

"Huh?"

[This Pokedex is limited to the Kanto region. Please be aware.]

"What?? It's useless?!"

"It's only because you're dumb! This Pokedex is specifically for Kanto. If it could check other regions' Pokémon, then the Pokedexes from those regions would be redundant!" NTRslayer pinched Cuckmaster's ear.

"Really? How do you know that?"

"I asked earlier."

NTRslayer then took out his own Pokémon, Weedle. He pulled out his Pokedex to check Weedle's information.

[Weedle, the Hairy Bug Pokémon. Bug/Poison type.

Weedle is a small, worm-like Pokémon with a segmented, brownish-yellow body and a sharp, poisonous stinger on both its head and tail.

It is commonly found in forests and grassy areas, where it feeds on leaves.

Weedle is known for its strong sense of smell, which helps it detect the types of leaves it prefers to eat.

Despite its small size, it can be quite dangerous due to its poisonous stingers.]

"That's a lot of information!"

"What are types? Do they have something to do with Pokémon battles?" Fairygoth asked curiously.

"It seems so, but what's surprising is that my Weedle is dual-type even though it's so small, so it must be really strong!"

Hearing its trainer praise it, Weedle happily nudged NTRslayer.

"Aren't you afraid it might poison you?" Farmqueen asked, poking Weedle with a stick.

"No way! It loves me so much, so there's no way it would poison me! Right, my dear Weedle?"

Just as he said that, he suddenly felt something wasn't quite right.

"Hey-Hey! Why is your face turning all purple?!" Cuckmaster shouted in alarm, looking at NTRslayer.

No way?!

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!" NTRslayer quickly recalled his Weedle and rushed back to the professor.

"Idiots usually call others dumber than themselves..." Fairygoth covered her face, sighing.

Then, she took out her Pokémon and used the Pokedex to check Charmander.

[Charmander, the Fire Lizard Pokémon, Fire type.

Charmander is a small lizard Pokémon with a tail that burns with a bright flame. This flame reflects Charmander's health and emotions. If the flame goes out, it means Charmander is in serious danger.

When Charmander is happy, the flame on its tail burns brighter. The flame also flares up stronger when it faces danger or is angry.

Charmander is very loyal to its trainer and has strong potential for powerful evolution through the stages.]

Hearing that Charmander's health is reflected in the flame of its tail, she anxiously looked at Charmander's tail.

"Isn't its information much more detailed than Weedle's?" Bob said, confused.

"Pokémon for beginners must be different from wild Pokémon," Farmqueen added. She also took out her Chikorita but couldn't check it, which made her a bit sad.

Seeing her trainer sad, Chikorita came over and used her vine whip to gently pat Farmqueen's head.

"Chikorita!!!" Seeing Chikorita so cute, Farmqueen couldn't help herself and hugged it tightly, making Chikorita, who was worried, suddenly feel scared.

If only she had known, she wouldn't have done that!

"Why don't you check your Pokémon too?" Cuckmaster said, patting Bob on the shoulder.

Seeing that, Bob also summoned his Pokémon and checked it right away.

[Bulbasaur, the Seed Pokémon, Grass/Poison type.

Bulbasaur is a small Pokémon with a blue-green body and a plant bud on its back. This bud grows larger as Bulbasaur ages and will eventually bloom into a large flower.

Bulbasaur has the ability to absorb sunlight through the bud on its back. It often lies in the sun to enhance its strength and promote the growth of the bud.

Bulbasaur is a very friendly and easy-to-train Pokémon. It is often chosen as the starter Pokémon for new trainers due to its easy care and gentle personality.]

"It's a dual-type Pokémon! If that's the case, it must be really strong!!!" Bob said confidently as he held Bulbasaur.

Bulbasaur noticed its trainer was happy for some reason but didn't care much; as long as its trainer was happy, that was enough.

"Damn it! I'm jealous of you, Bob!!" Cuckmaster said, biting down on a piece of fabric to endure.

Dual-types sound really awesome! And Poison type sounds cool too!!

I wonder if my Totodile is a dual-type?

If not, that would really suck!!

Totodile seemed to know what its trainer was thinking about it and jumped up to bite its trainer's hand.

"OW!! YOU DAMN CROCODILE!! ARE YOU TURNING ON ME AGAIN?!!"

Meanwhile, in the Pokémon lab,

"While I know you all really love Pokémon, I didn't expect it to be to this extent," Professor Oak said, scratching his head as he sprayed an antidote on NTRslayer.

"Ah... that's better," Rey's face relaxed. (Let me remind anyone who doesn't know, Rey is the real name of NTRslayer.)

Weedle cried and apologized to Rey, though it didn't dare come close for fear of poisoning him again.

"Hey, don't be sad like that. It was my fault for not being careful," Rey reassured Weedle.

Knowing its trainer wasn't angry, Weedle cried even harder.

Oak smiled at the bond between the two.

Suddenly, a bell rang on the pc.

"Huh?"

Oak walked over, turned on the pc, and realized Red was calling him.

Oak happily turn on the pc, looking forward to seeing how many Pokémon Red had caught.

His grandson had caught a lot of Pokémon at the start of his journey, so he hoped Red had done the same.

However, when the pc turned on, the first thing that caught his eye was Red lying in bed, bandaged up quite a bit.

"WHAT HAPPENED, RED??"