Pokemon: These Players are too annoying!

"HEY YOUR DUMB FUCK STUPID ASS N-"

The scientist and Victreebel watched the boy shaking his hips, cursing at both of them, and dancing in front of the kitchen door.

A 10-year-old boy daring to say such rude and ugly words, is this society falling apart?

If your parents won't teach you, then I will!

Unfortunately, the scientist seemed to know the kid was provoking him, so he didn't get any closer.

"Hmph! A brat like you is really insolent! Just stay there, and let my Victreebel douse you with Acid!"

The boy stood still, staring at the scientist. No, the boy was looking under the professor's pants!

"I gonna cook your nut and eat it like a potato chip"

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"YOU FUCKING BRATTTTTTT!!!"

The scientist, extremely angry, chased after Lukas along with Victreebel.

Lukas smiled and walked into the kitchen.

"YOU LITTLE BRAT!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!" The scientist smashed the door and looked around.

"Boohoo, you're bullying me~"

"SHUT UP, SHOOT ACID AT THE SOUND!"

Victreebel obeyed and shot acid at a nearby table. The table melted, but no one was there.

"Pfft, you missed. What if you get a girlfriend and she want to pregnant, are you going to miss then to?"

Gah gah!! (That's right!!)

The scientist's face turned completely red, veins bulging all over his face.

"I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PILE OF DRY BONE!!"

"U mad?" A water gun suddenly sprayed the scientist.

Victreebel jumped in to block the attack. "You cowardly brat! Don't think you can hide forever!"

"Yeah, you're right," came a sudden voice from above.

The scientist looked up at the ceiling and saw the boy holding a metal cage, along with Totodile, falling down.

The cage hit the scientist hard on the head, leaving him dazed.

"Your head is harder than rock! Truly a good punching bag!" Lukas smiled and continuously swung the metal cage at the scientist.

Victreebel leaped to attack Lukas but was bitten on the leaf by Totodile.

Seeing Victreebel distracted, Lukas quickly dashed outside and tossed the metal cage aside.

???

The scientist, holding his head, was extremely confused by Lukas's actions.

"How about a martial arts match?" Lukas smirked, provoking the scientist.

Totodile walked over to Lukas, raising his tiny hand in challenge.

Their personalities were strikingly similar...

The scientist glared at Lukas. "You're asking for trouble."

Of course, the scientist wouldn't comply, he was a scientist, not some fool using fighting type Pokémon!

And he hadn't forgotten the humiliation from that little brat!

"Victreebel, use Vine Whip on the brat!" The scientist commanded, and Victreebel used its vine-like leaves to attack Lukas.

Lukas smiled.

"TOTODILE! GO NUT!!!"

Totodile happily complied, excited to do whatever it wanted, and now its trainer had given it the green light.

Its strength might be weak, but its destructive capability was high.

GAHHHHHUAHHDIWXHU!!!!

"???" Victreebel was startled to see Totodile running around, chewing through its Vine Whip.

Then it dashed into the kitchen, rummaging through everything, grabbing knives, forks, and all sorts of items before hurling them at the three of them.

Yes, that included Lukas too.

Lukas dodged the things aimed at him, but Victreebel wasn't so lucky. Its larger size made it an easier target.

The scientist also got grazed by some kitchen items on his shoulder, cheek, and ear.

Lukas then rushed over and kicked Victreebel. After that, he jumped onto the counter, tossing forks at the scientist face.

The scientist was hit repeatedly and had a thought

These two are as crazy as each other! Their actions have no rhyme or reason!

Totodile continued throwing things and then threw something at Lukas.

Lukas caught it and swung a frying pan at the professor's face, then hit him in the stomach, kissed him on the cheek, kicked him in the leg, and spat at him.

Wait a minute, something felt off...

Totodile then spotted something that made its eyes light up: a gas canister!

It struggled to lift the large canister, but of course, Victreebel wouldn't let Totodile do as it pleased.

It sprayed acid at Totodile, but Lukas's frying pan blocked it.

Lukas changed targets, jumping around like a monkey, slapping Victreebel repeatedly and then kicking it, causing it to unintentionally crash into the scientist, who was trying to stand up after being relentlessly attacked.

"Totodile! Use all your strength to throw the gas canister over here!!"

Totodile sweated heavily, its face turning red as it struggled to lift the canister and tossed it to Lukas.

Lukas quickly caught it, the weight of the canister combined with his 10 years old body made him feel like his arm was about to break, but he held on with all his might.

With the gas canister in hand, he shoved it into Victreebel's mouth like flipping a basket upside down.

"RUN!!" he shouted to Totodile, then took off himself.

The scientist was furious

He wanted to rip and tear this brat!! But the gas canister was too dangerous; he had to get it out immediately.

However, as he tried to pull it out, Lukas pulled an axe from his inventory.

"This is your moment to shine, goodbye my love," he said to the axe before throwing it forcefully at Victreebel.

For some reason, the axe flew like a bird, heading straight for the gas canister in its mouth.

The scientist's eyes widened, and he could only utter one phrase

"OH S—"

The gas canister exploded.

With other gas canisters in the kitchen, the blast caused a domino effect, leading to a series of explosions.

The explosion was so powerful that it sent Lukas and Totodile flying. Lukas quickly grabbed the metal cage just in time.

The house shook violently, and flames began to spread everywhere.

Nearby Pokémon witnessed one of the brightest houses of the night.

Lukas and Totodile crawled outside, dripping with sweat.

He was exhausted and injured from the explosion, while Totodile was almost unconscious, but its face still wore a smile.

Gah!! (SO FUN!!)

Lukas gasped for breath as he looked at the Pokémon in the metal cage.

They were all amazed, this guy was incredible! He and Totodile had taken on the whole house by themselves!

He turned to look at the house burning fiercely and tried to stand up.

Then, a sound of footsteps echoed.

His eyes widened as he turned back to the house. There was a man walking out of the flames.

His face was terrifying, his clothes burned, and his body was severely injured.

But what was most frightening was the look of hatred in his eyes directed at Lukas.

"Tch, phase 2 already..." Lukas readied himself for battle.

"You bastard, if I don't drag you to hell with me, I won't die!"

Victreebel had exploded into pieces, dying instantly in the blast. Now only the scientist remained.

Totodile was extremely exhausted, barely hanging on with just 1 HP left.

Lukas tossed the metal cage aside and took off his shirt, deciding to take a deadly risk against the bastard in front of him.

The scientist might be skilled in combat, but he didn't intend to play fair.

He pulled out a metal baton.

"YOU CHEATING BASTARD!" Lukas gasped, looking at the man's weapon.

I should have looked for a second axe!

The scientist laughed, reveling in the current situation, and he was sure he would laugh even harder if this kid died!

The scientist charged at Lukas, swinging the metal baton.

Lukas tried to block it with his hands, but that was a terrible mistake.

With just one blow, his hands were nearly useless.

"UGAHH," Lukas cried out in pain, stumbling backward.

It was then that he noticed something—this pain felt too real!

He'd been so caught up in the game and fighting that he hadn't paid attention to the pain he'd endured throughout his journey.

Now, it was hitting him hard.

"HAHAHAHA!!" The scientist laughed maniacally, continuing to strike Lukas with the metal baton.

The pain overwhelmed him, and he nearly collapsed to the ground.

He tried to resist, but the scientist eventually struck him in the head, leaving him dazed and flat on the ground.

Seeing Lukas down, the scientist raised the baton, ready to finish him off.

Totodile had witnessed everything.

It was furious.

Its beloved trainer was injured, and if it couldn't protect him, it would regret it for the rest of its life! Totodile stood up, light radiating from its entire body.

The massive experience gained from causing Victreebel's explosion had now fueled Totodile's evolution!

The scientist noticed Totodile evolving and, sweating nervously, tried to stop it by any means necessary.

But his severe injuries made him move slowly, unable to reach Totodile in time.

Totodile's body grew slightly larger, and two sharp teeth protruded from its mouth—it had evolved into Croconaw!

Croconaw glared at the scientist before leaping at him, its jaws glowing and emitting a cold aura. It bit down on the scientist's arm.

"AGHHHHHH!!"

The scientist's arm froze, and he screamed in agony, dropping his weapon.

At that moment, Lukas stood up.

His blood from the head make his vision full of red

His intense gaze made the scientist feel an overwhelming sense of fear, though he didn't know why.

Lukas looked at Croconaw, who was now tearing up, wanting to run over and hug him.

'Is this evolution?' Lukas wondered.

He wasn't sure, though he had heard about it from the Pokédex, specifically regarding Metapod.

Still, he couldn't help but admire the new form of his crocodile.

Handsome!

"It's time to pay you back for what you've done to me, you piece of garbage," Lukas said, picking up the metal baton the scientist had dropped.

The scientist, now terrified, tried to flee. But before he could move, Croconaw blasted him with a water gun, causing him to fall.

Lukas leaped forward, gripping the baton tightly, and aimed for one spot

NUT!

"AGHHHHHHHHHH!"

The scream echoed through the forest, almost deafening the nearby Pokémon.

The scientist died on the spot.

Lukas, exhausted, collapsed to the ground, and Croconaw rushed to hug him, as if begging him not to leave.

Lukas just smiled

As a player, there's no way I'd die!

But somehow... he could feel himself losing consciousness.

Players can't die… right?

He didn't know anymore...

Just sleep for now, everything else can wait...

With that thought, he closed his eyes, ignoring Croconaw's cries.

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