Pokémon Zhihui

"If I want to arrest you, I will arrest you. Do you need to find a reason to pick a date?" Zhihui said unhappily, and threw Zhikai into his home with one hand.

"Of course..." Zhikai raised his head and was about to say yes, but when he saw Zhihui's fierce eyes, he immediately swallowed the second half of the sentence, squeezed out a smile and said, "No, what are you talking about? That's what!"

"Well. It's good to have a correct attitude, but this is not a reason for you to offend. Do it for me first. Let's talk slowly!" Zhihui pushed Zhikai on the stool, and then sat on the main seat beside him. Hanako and Kona sat next to each other.

Then Kojiro, Miaomiao, Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia, Hapuwu, Ruanweng, and Wearing Bear all sat on the left and right sides with solemn faces.

Zhi Kai sat on the seat, looked around by a group of people, feeling uneasy and embarrassed, did I do something wrong?

no.

"Don't be nervous, calm down, Uncle Miaomiao, let me tell you the reason, here, here is the DNA report between you and the boss, meow." Miaomiao took out the DNA report with a smile, and then patted Zhikai's knee to express comfort.

Mainly, I can't touch my head, and I can't pat my head.

"Ah? DNA report? How did you get my hair?" Zhikai looked surprised.

"You are at Kukui's house, is there a difference from my house? As long as I want to get something from you, I can get it. Are you really kidding me, President Alola?" Zhihui said.

"Yes, Dad is amazing!" Zhi Kai raised two thumbs up.

"Don't say good things and flatter me. I still can't accept it. My stupid little Kaikai, who was thrown into the cake by me, couldn't resist. How did he become as big as you?" Besides, is your name Zhikai really? Did I choose my name so casually?" Zhihui said.

"When did you throw Kaikai into the cake again?" Kona looked at Zhihui with a murderous look, this husband is really unreliable!

"It's not important, it's not the point. Besides, don't we look good? We can still travel through now." Zhihui smiled awkwardly.

Don't you just have fun.

It doesn't matter!

Everyone is happy.

"No, mom, let me tell you, my dad is really unreliable. When I was young, he bullied me for being ignorant, which caused me to be stung by bees. Then he ate honey by himself, and took me to play on the slide, almost falling to my death." ..." Zhi Kai nodded sharply, then snapped his fingers, telling his past and the future of Zhi Hui's group of people one by one.

And every time Zhikai said a word, the faces of Kona and Hanako became darker, looking at Zhihui with murderous eyes, which made Zhihui feel uneasy and followed in the footsteps of his own son.

"From now on, stay away from Kaihe Xinxin." Huazi and Kona's mother-in-law and daughter-in-law said in unison.

"Yeah, that's what we want." Zhi Kai nodded again and again, isn't this our purpose.

"Sit down for me." Zhihui said, these two, one is his mother and the other is his wife, they can't be offended, but you, as a son, still want to rebel?

"Just sit down, talk well, don't be so aggressive." Zhikai said.

"You haven't answered my question yet, is my name so casual?" Zhihui said.

"Yes!" Zhikai said righteously, "Dad, you are a late-stage cancer with a naming disorder. You agreed on a nickname, but because you couldn't think of it, you called me Zhikai, sister Zhixin, and named me On the other hand, you are low!"

"Uh-huh."

Kojiro, Miaomiao and the others all nodded cooperatively.

"Huh?" Zhihui's murderous gaze swept over the few people beside him.

Kojiro and the others immediately stared at each other, pretending nothing happened.

"Skip this paragraph and say that you traveled here, what is the purpose? What kind of danger do we encounter in the future, and we need you to warn us? Is there any major crisis recently, I am very difficult to get through, and I need you to help? Or just I had an accident, you and Xinxin became fatherless and motherless, so you came here to save your parents?" Zhihui asked curiously.

"Dad, Dad, calm down, don't think too much, you are suffering from persecution paranoia, I'm just a little tired from staying in the future, so I travel through time and space, just come here to have fun." Zhikai said quickly.

"Just for fun? You are so casual? How did you do it? Celebi travels through time and space, there is a time limit, about a day or two, you are Dialga helping you? But Dialga The ability to travel through time is restricted, without Arceus' permission, he would not normally do this. How did you do it?" Zhihui said.

"Because 15 years later, Arceus has completely disappeared, and Dad, you are almost the god of creation. Except for your lifespan, you are no different from the beasts, and all the beasts can't beat you. Especially Palkiya, and The Gyarados slept together, Gyarados didn’t even want their wives anymore, when I was a child Palkiya often took me to play, and Hoopa took me to travel through space, I often went to steal milk from Grandpa Oki’s house! "Zhi Kai looked aftertaste.

After recollecting it, Zhikai said: "However, contrary to Palkiya, Dialga hates you very much, dad. This just happens to be the same temper as mine, so when I travel to Shenao, I will be with him. We chatted for three days and three nights about your scandal, Dad, so I became his best friend, travel through time and space, and sprinkle water!"

"Selling Dad for the friendship of a beast? You are really my son." Zhihui stared fiercely at Zhikai.

"I can't help it, it's all taught by my father, the thigh of the beast must be hugged." Zhikai said.

"Come on, it's fine if you spread rumors to smear me in front of the beast, but you still say it in front of my face, do you really think I won't beat you?" Zhihui said.

"No, I'm telling the truth. For example, Dad, you once wrote a love letter to a person named Huang Wei, and you read it aloud downstairs in his dormitory! Then you were taken away by the dormitory auntie!" Zhikai said .

"what?"

A group of people looked at Zhihui with incomparably gossip eyes.

Everyone including Hanako is confused, my son has done such a thing.

"Who told you that?" Zhihui's face suddenly changed.

This is obviously a stupid thing done by myself before time travel, puberty, hormonal riots, and broken brain.

Why would my son know?

Could it be that the future me is so stupid that I can even say such things?

"Really?" Kona looked at Zhihui resentfully.

Am I not my husband's first love?

I started raising it at the age of ten, and it failed?

And, more importantly, I don't have any!

Sensing his mother's expression, Zhikai raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a sinister smile.