Reincarnated as a sex god in another world (I’m Immortal)

10



(AN: I don’t have a real message to say, but I just want to wish you all a good day and thank everyone for reading this far.)

 

Ding!

The system made a sound, and a message appeared in front of me.

[You have learned a new skill: Magical Fart (Passive)]

[Skill Effects: Fart Magicalness +5000%]

I checked my system.

[Name: Lys UItima] 

[Race: Human]

[Class: Battle Cultivator]

[Cultivation Level: 0th Grade Qi Gathering]

[Cultivation Method: Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Method]

[Skills: Magical Fart (Passive)]

[Slap Face Points: 0]

[System TIP: Don’t challenge or speak badly of the author!]

A new tab was added, which showed my skills. Currently I only had one skill, but that might change soon.

I looked at the book in my hand, “Secret Technique Manual of the Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Sect,” and started to read it.

It was a porn mag with some methods to jerk off better and create lube from plants.

Ding!

[You have learned a new skill: Secret Technique of the Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Sect]

[Skill Effects: Masturbation Pleasure +300%, Resistance to Beauty +100%]

My system updated.

[Name: Lys UItima] 

[Race: Human]

[Class: Battle Cultivator]

[Cultivation Level: 0th Grade Qi Gathering]

[Cultivation Method: Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Method]

[Skills: Magical Fart (Passive), Secret Technique of the Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Sect]

[Slap Face Points: 0]

[System TIP: Haha you thought you were gonna get something good, didn’t you! Make do with this porn mag lol!]

*

Back in the immortal realm, all the elders of the Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Sect were crying. “That was the sect’s peerless treasure!”

“What will we fap to now! We’re a secret sect whose cultivation method doesn’t work on girls! We’re a fucking sausage party!”

“Yeah! I haven’t jacked off in 10 days, and my dick is demanding attention!”

The grand elder, who was silent until now, finally spoke, “Men… also have holes.”

“GRAND ELDER! No! That’s a line we can’t cross!”

“Don’t worry,” said the grand elder, “It isn’t gay if you say no homo beforehand. Remember, true bros will give a brojob to their fellow brothers in times of need. True bros will sacrifice their ass in their brothers’ times of need.”

The other elders nodded and were like “ok then lol” and a huge gay orgy party started.

To be continued.


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