Reincarnated as the butt-spanking Knight with a System

A strong shockwave being sensed by Reili who had fall asleep. And she was wondering as she looked at the left and right. Leaving herself into the confusion.

"What the hell was happening?" Reili asked as she was being forced to the awakens as the shockwave being sensed by that dog demihuman.

Then, she looked at the left and right. Nobody reacts. And she questioned herself.

"Maybe it was coming from my womb or my dream? Hmm... I don't know."

Then. Back to our side, 

As the smoke goes out with the strong shockwave. It was clearly seen that I was left into the charcoal color alongside with Ricky. Then, we asked each other as we stated respectively.

"Good?"

"Too good."

"Clear enough?"

"Clear."

Thus, we have seen that the goddess had ended to become the medium rare goddess steak. 

and we meant it.

She was colored as if that she was being burned into the stake like a steak.

Then, we looked at her and we are trying not to laugh. But her expression was clearly shown that she had become a raged goddess of war now.

Then...

"Ahahaha!!! How about we are going to stroll in the outside for a while buddy, let me, this bro in law suggest you some places to go."

"Ah yeah... it's a while that I'm not strolling around with this empire as well."

That was what we were talked as if we knew that we can't provoke the goddess anymore.

So, we just left awkwardly which led Albedo to yell at us,

"WAIT THE FUCK UP YOU BOTH ASSHOLE TECHNOKNIGHTS!"

Thus, both of us were froze into stiffness as we knew that something bad would be happening. But, we pretend that we didn't know anything as I told her when I looked back,

"Ehehehe!! Albedo, you know right, he's my brother technically. So..."

Bonk!

Ouch! That hurts!

And she glanced on me with an expression that you know, it will kills you easily with a single stare. But, she just saying the words casually,

"At least. This is only a soft bonking from me. Unlike your harsh butt-spanking. Butt-spanking maniac."

Shit! she said that in a very low tone. I mean, a very low tone that made her voice goes into a male voice. 

But, she continued to bonk my head again. And fuck! That was painful!

Stop that!

Bonk!

Woi!

Bonk!

"IF I DIDNT BONK YOUR HEAD UNTIL I SATISFIED THEN I SHOULD NOT BEING CALLED AS THE GODDESS OF BEAUTY!!"

BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! BONK!! 

Hours passed.

At her point of view, she can see that both of us were full on swollen marks in our head. And, she puffed her cheek annoyingly as she said,

"Never ruin my beauty anymore!"

What? It's you the one who asked me to defeat the other Technoknights. So I decided to find some destructive way to defeat them without spanking. But you are the one who complains as well. What the hell filled in your shrimp brain*!

Of course that this kind of the blunder will be happening sometimes in chemistry. Use your brain please!

Yet, she complained on me.

"You kept saying that I'm braindead, shrimp brain, stupid and so on. But didn't you try to look at yourself in the mirror over what you had done?"

When she said that. Her face was redden as if that I had made her upset.

Maybe... I was too harsh. 

Now I can see that she was crying. But crying silently as she repeatedly slammed me with many harsh words. 

I can hear it.

She kept saying that I'm a perverted guy. Butt spanker and so on.

But man.

I was trying to say a truth. You don't have to be right that, do you?

"Brother in law has his own reasoning of why he had done this, Miss Goddess." Ricky talked as he wanted to save my ass. Thanks man!

Then, he continued to talk,

"Miss goddess, I have to tell you that both Childe and Layla are very strong. Let alone defeating them. It's a dream, to be honest. But, if we managed to invent a chemical weapon to deal with them. Then everything will be less hassle. It will eases us to outmatch them as well. Cause nobody of them had know this thing."

She was cried. But then, she stopped as she heard those. And she asked Ricky,

"How do you so sure with that? Where did you gathered those information?"

"Don't forget that I'm the merchant. Goddess." Ricky smiled at her confidently. And it led her to weep her own tears and then, she looked at me and him as she said,

"To be honest, I didn't know about all of those things. Thank you for pointing that out. My sister is being secretive recently. But I know her goal and I have to stop it. It wasn't as what my father actually wanted."

Hold up. I thought that you are the rich girl who didn't even know how to eat a salt**. 

"Too bad, both of us were trained by my father to have this situation someday. But by this incident happened. Do note that you have to end everything in shortest time possible. And my father had foreshadowed that. So, sorry for being realist."

When she stated so, she looked at us and then. She told us,

"I have to kill my sister for justice."

Both I and Ricky were grasped as she said so. It had led us to look at each other and then. He asked her,

"Is there any other ways to resolve this? Domestic violence ain't fun at all."

Albedo shook her head and then, she looked at him and she replied,

"If there is a way to resolve this. Then I don't mind to do that. But, too bad. There is no way to resolve this except through the war. It was the constitutional rule created by the holy beings. Rather, I wish that she can join me and build Fantasia together into the better future instead."

As a brother for my twin sisters. I knew what Albedo was wanted to. 

Nothing was much more worth it than one word.

"Family Harmony."

But, the problem is, it wasn't always the ways to resolve everything. Not even when there was a war happened. 

At this situation now, Albedo was like me when I was seeing my older sister twin. We shared the different goal but with the same ideal. Same with Albedo and Anna.

Albedo wanted to unite the world, but Anna wanted to destroy the "Impurities."

I mean, it was a good thing. But, it was also a straight racism for what had happened now, and the past before the time had altered. 

Thus, she continued when I was diving into the thoughts.

"Also, I really wish that we have a weapon to end every..."

"Too bad, Miss Goddess. Violence won't solve everything. We are only using the violence as the final resort."

"But that was the final solution..." Albedo told the Alchemist in front of her. 

I think...  I was thinking about what had my resolution being told to Cleopatra. Yet, I know how fragile her heart is. If I'm saying this. Then I would...

"Don't do that! I will hate you for forever if you are doing it!"

"What does the girl means, Brother in law?" Ricky looked at me as he asked so. Then, I have no choice but to say it anymore since everyone would guess it anyway.

"My blood sacrifice could be able to remove Anna's goddess power. At that time, time to reunite."

"Don't do that!" Albedo yelled on me in which, I can see how insecure she was just only glancing at her expression. 

Her mixed expression was clear enough when I'm saying that.

But, Ricky laughed as I told so. And then, he replied to me.

"You don't have to be that heroic, Brother in law. There are a lot of ways to kill her without killing yourself. Let's say, your blood?"

I was paused into the mind diving for a while.

Wait...

Hold on...

If I'm thinking that by theory, then it's possible! 

But How I can invoke that out so...

"Use your bullet, Kuso."

Eh? Since when that Albedo had gone into that smart mode? And she proceeded,

"Use your bow's bullet. A.k.a***  Arrows!"

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*Shrimp brain = dumb

**eat a salt = suffer in the outside

***A.k.a = Also Known As