Reincarnated as the butt-spanking Knight with a System

"It's fine, Kuso. You did a right thing. That's why I had prepared it."

As she stated so, a paper that she had bought had been put onto his right hand by her as she gripped his hand gently. 

'I remember how Handi had worked hard to get the girlfriend rental app project to be bid onto us. If I didn't wrongly remembered it...'

He reminisced himself in a scenic when he was wearing a suit. Observing a young orange-haired man in suit who yelled.

"BUY NOW!"

'Yes. Buy now is the final option to buy the project right away. But to think it back, buying it now means that I will spend eighty billion cigs. I think I had to discuss with Re...'

"Cox Empire: Buy now!" He yelled right away. 

Another moment of silence again for those who had seen it. 

It was for the second time that Kuso had acquired another project. Which led the Cox empire to become the empire with the most bought project ever.

Thus, he walked down as the rule had suggested that each individual could only buy one project. And they headed towards the room where Reili had waited.

"You are getting one too, do you?" She asked him while taking a scroll that she put under her top dress. 

"Yes, And it is the most expensive one that you might know. And the one I longed most." He replied to her in a gland tone. Which led her to reply as her eyes widened,

"Did you just say..."

"Yes. Building Lira Richeolot Statue!" 

Both of them hugged each other in an enjoyment. A joy that they never thought before. The joy that led them to say it together.

"We can buy this empire right away without stealing their governance!"

"Yes! This is what my nephew had told me before! He told me that we had to dare to risk ourselves with those buy now stuff. Not to mention that I had spend ten trillion Cigs to acquire that project. Since it was having a gold mine included. In another means. We might earn thousand fold of the current money we had spent before!"

"What do you want to say about it? Do you want me to reporting in to the empire?" Reili asked him as her tail wagged around, giving a sign that she was very satisfied with the result!

However, in the darkness. Few people were lurking them who had doing the lovey-dovey session while waiting for the next document to be sent.

They were both laughing happily as soon as the document had been handed to them. 

But, Reili knew that there was someone who had lurked on them. Led her to say,

"Kuso. I think, we had to go back to our hotel."

"Why?" He asked her. Thus, the lady replied to him.

"I had found someone suspicious tailing on us."

"Oh? I thought that I'm the only one who sensed that." Kuso replied to her while drinking his bubble tea that he had bought from somewhere.

'They were too hard to track.'

'As expected of the emperor and the empress. Unguarded seems like, but heavily guarded by their insane martial arts capability.'

'Should attack them?'

'Don't. That guy has the authority, and that lady is the empress. Let's report it to the emperor instead.'

It was what the men in shade had talked about in pairs.

Thus, they snapped away from the view. Vanished as if that there was nobody there before.

In the hotel room where it had resembled to the presidential suite with the decoration designed for an empire and an empress.

The dog lady hugged the man who observed the blueprint of the statue. Asking him,

"What are you reading?"

"Blueprint." He replied to the lady shortly as he had using his round eyeglasses made by his authority.

He observed the blueprint while murmuring,

'Blueprint. 

I heard that it works like the tech stack planning in the software engineering.

If we had the Tech Stack Planning written in the documentation. Then they will had the blueprint.

Lower leg, cut in detail. Three tones of the gold.

Horse, five tones of the gold.

Hmm...'

He took the paper and the quill pen that stood on the left side of the place where he sits. Which was a silver table that clear enough to reflect his face.

Thus, he looked at the paper sternly... Writing something to it.

'First of all.

We had two blueprints now.

I plan to move that gold statue to Cox Empire. Switch the material to the Concrete that has the similar properties with the gold.

We are basically saving for trillions of Cigs with this.

In other means...'

"Corruption is a big no, Kuso." Reili commented as she poured the ink to the table, stained the paper that contained his calculation over the cost he can save of. Thus, Kuso looked at her. Replied to her sternly,

"Our opponent is the Taipan."

"The Taipan?" She looked in a curious expression. Thus, the man replied to her.

I had heard an info about The Taipan. The organization made by one of the Technoknights who had been assigned by this empire's lord to sabotage on us. Yet, silencing us.

That's why I'm taking this hotel instead. Cause I know that they won't be able to do anything to this place as this is the property of Cox Empire.

However, we got to be careful as well. Doing it fast and leave the place right away! 

"Do you know who are them that you could find out of?" Reili asked while looking at the tainted table.

But, Kuso shook his head. He did not know about the whereabouts of them. It had made him felt seriously irked and annoyed as he did not sure for what he need to do. Thus, he murmured,

'If Albedo in her...'

Move your inch of muscle and your head will fall of.

Two masked assassins locked Kuso's neck by using their karambit, threatened Reili not to act.

'Listen to me, Reili. You can't beat them. But, you can outsmart them. Use any ways you can do to bring as much dog as you can. Use those dogs to beat them.'

"But!!"

"DONT BUTS ANYMORE. FUCK OFF FROM HERE OR IM GOING TO SPANK YOU AS WELL!" Kuso yelled on her. Rendering her to leave with "Kaing!" voice heard from her mouth. 

'Sorry to yell you so, Reili. But the opponent weren't only those both. If it were both of them alone. I can beat it. But, there are a gang of them.'

He observed the mirror in front of him. Which there were many moving objects that led him to whispers so. 

In the same time. He asked the assassins,

"What do you want?"

"Return the scroll to us and we will spare you."

He grabbed their karambit, rendering his hands to bleed. 

"Are you mad? That's the poisonous Karambit!"

In his mouth. It was an antidote shaped like a bubble gum. But it was edible. 

"I wasn't coming here unprepared."

He kicked one of the assassins in the left away. Taking its karambit and stabbed the man's arm. Causing him to yell painfully.

In the same time, he threw the chair to the moving object. Knocking it out while pulling out his carbon cane from his void pocket. 

Thus, he slammed the cane to the man behind him. Right on his butt that led the man to jump and rubbing his butt painfully.

Dropping the karambit, twisting the cane with an evil smile drawn his face. He threatened them,

"I can spank you guys. But my lady will kill you guys!"

Starting from the left side of the assassin who landed the blade on him. He dodged the blade attack easily with the sense that he had acquired from the older twin of the goddess.

In the same time. He dodged the other blade from behind, and he swung his cane eighteen zero degrees which caused the attack goes in area of effect. 

Thus, the man in behind and front of him had their eyes  being slapped by the cane, resulting them to had a bad eyesight as it had happened.

Without giving any time for them to attack. He slid back, spanking the opponents left and right. Causing them to get disoriented as the thing happened.

But, there was a dagger that threw towards his back.

"KUSO!!"

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