Reincarnated as the butt-spanking Knight with a System

The software developer's face had been stuffed onto the wooden butt. The golem yelled,

#Stuff me more!

#Stuff me more, girl! I need more!!

"Fucking gay!" Kuso was pissed off and it had led him to forcibly pull his head out from the butt of that guy as if that guy was referring to some of the smut novel's scene.

However, as an otaku himself. He hated smuts a lot that he even banning them from his own bookshelf when he was a normal human in Japan.

It led the man to fake his smile and told the golem,

"Shall we go to the lake to talk? I think we have a lake near here."

#As you wish, master!

"Oh my fucking god." Kuso reacted with a shocked face. Then, he decided to jump to the golem's body. It led the goddess to worry about him as she stated,

"Is it ok to do so?" 

"Don't worry, I have a plan for this," Kuso replied to her while waving her hands as the blushed golem was walking towards the north which causing the voice of DUM!! DUM!! as the creature walks.

The creature was walking slowly. And the birds were running away in a fearful look being drawn on their face. 

At goddess's position. She walked and lurking as she looked at the golem who walked slowly but sure to head towards the steps where the golem had walked towards to.

She was observing the surrounding of the golem's each step as it was making the creatures running away from the position. However, during the strong durability of the tree roots. It remained unshaken as the golem had stepped on it.

"What an awfully durable trees!" She reacted shockingly as she walked and observed the stomp mark at the roots of the nearby trees.

She continued to observe at the left and right where the golem was about to head to. For the goddess as her who liked to walk fast. This was legit torture as she stated,

"Why this golem's step was too slow! I really hate slow shit!"

She was not even lied for that fact of her disregard to the slowness. However, she was trying to be patient and walking again to follow the step and following the golem closely.

She was about to close to the golem. However, the golem had looked behind and it shocked the girl.

"What's happening, Golem?" Kuso questioned it in a fierce tone, it replied to him with the mechanical voice,

#Don't be that meanie master.

"I am not being meanie here. I just want to make sure that we will reach the place safely!"

#Sorry...

"But yeah, I think. You should walk faster!"

#But... But... It was my fastest walk ever!

Corona who silently climbed at the golem's foot had overheard their conversation. She stopped for a while by sticking her broadsword at the golem's leg. She sat on her own broadsword after that. Then, she continued to peek over their conversation while it was continued.

"How about I am recoding you from scratch?"

#Don't rewrite my brain, master... Please!!!

"Then tell me where is Reili!"

"Reili? Oh, shoot! I forgot about that!" Corona reacted in a shocked expression after the statement being told by the guy as she forgot about that. She slapped her own forehead by using her right hand in the response to her own clumsiness about forgetting the priorities about it. 

#But... if I am telling you where is she, then will I have the chance to get my butt spanked by you?

"Depends, if you did a great job. Then I will give you some and make you become mine. However, if you are dared yourself to screw with me. Then Expect that I will smash your head and make it become my masturbation tool!"

#Yikes!

"Yikes!"

Both the golem and the goddess reacted shockingly as the man had no more mercy when it comes to that. 

However. The golem was not giving up, it continued to talk to the software developer who loves spanking someone as the punishment as it was trying to bargain with him. He answered the golem,

"As I told you before. Goods = money. I hope you understand that. Hand over the goods before I am giving you the service."

#Golem Error: I don't understand about goods = money.

"Simply said, you need to give me Reili before I am giving you the spanking that you needed!" Kuso was starting to being impatient as the golem creature was trying to mess up with him. 

As for Corona, she was about to lose her patience when the golem had stated so. It led her to scowl as she stated,

"Bangsat! How long this shithead wants to delay it!"

"I am trying to be nice with you, don't make me use my broadsword to hit your head up and crack your head's code and find it myself. Coz when I am trying to find it myself. Then Expect a worse than killing from me!" 

The impatient Kuso was decided to resort to his violent way. It led the golem to started to went soft. It replied to Kuso,

#Sorry, I will tell you right away. 

"Then tell it now!" Kuso yelled at the golem.

When the software developer had yelled to the golem. It started to melt and then, it said,

#System Shutting Down

#Body Decomposing Mode

#Seal Unlocked

With that three commands being told by the distorted voice from the golem. The naked girl had dwelled from the body of the melted body from the golem as the software developer was trying to jump away from the damage that might be potentially happened to him.

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Written and Directed by Hartpeler, Published by W.e.b.n.o.v.e.l, Any piracy is not advisable as it's a part of a crime.

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