Reincarnated Maid is About To Be Captured by All Players

Omitted part, My dear Mistress in another world, how are you doing over there?

Your loyal servant, Anastasia.

I’m already, unmarriageable, it seems.

Though I insisted on taking care of this myself, Siegdrida forcefully spread my legs apart. Now, there are no more secrets between Siegdrida and me.

I feel like something important is slipping away from me, but that probably doesn’t matter anymore.

“Anna, you…”

“… (staring blankly)”

“Did you… mold down there?”

“What are you talking about?!”

The shame I feel is so intense that it disturbs the birds in the forest, making them take flight.

“Describing it as mold is going too far…”

“I’m sorry, Anna. I was wrong. Don’t cry, don’t cry…”

“I’m not crying!”

I resist Siegdrida’s attempt to pat my head in consolation. Ever since I got shorter, people have enjoyed patting my head. As a maid, I can’t afford to cry; I have to be mentally strong enough to tolerate any disrespect from crappy masters.

Still, describing it as mold is a blow to my self-esteem.

I close my legs, the stain has already been cleaned by Siegdrida.

“Haven’t you peeked at me bathing before? Why are you so surprised now?”

“I was more focused on the conversation you were having, the angle wasn’t great…”

“Fine, I’ll take your word for it this time.”

“By the way, Anna, you really…”

“All humans, male or female, are like this… it’s the exceptions that are rare.”

I reply irritably. Siegdrida probably hasn’t seen other human bodies, but I can’t criticize her. I was just as confused when I first saw an elf’s body.

“I see,” Siegdrida murmurs, finally understanding why I was so puzzled the other morning.

“We elves are exceptionally clean.”

Siegdrida proudly poses in front of me. As irritating as it is, she’s not wrong.

Elves don’t have much body hair, and Siegdrida’s body is as perfect as fine jade. Even her underarms are smooth. Her gifts seem concentrated in her lustrous silver hair, which always makes her look ethereal under the moonlight.

“Siegdrida… you’re very popular with the forest.”

“Yes,” she admits, her voice filled with a gentle gratitude that’s entirely different from mere arrogance, “We elves are all children nurtured by nature.”

Siegdrida takes a deep breath.

“We protect the peace of the forest, so the forest responds to our calls… Nobody can beat us in the forest. You can sleep more peacefully, Anna.”

“…”

The forest protects you just as much as I do.

I fully understand the message Siegdrida wants to convey.

“Then… I’ll leave it to you, Lifa.”

“Remember to dream about me.”

“I’d rather not. I’ll have nightmares.”

The night is long, but for now, I can rest easy knowing Siegdrida is watching over me.

“Ah, Anna.”

“?”

Siegdrida claps her hands as if she’s just had a great idea.

“How about shaving it off?”

“…What?”

Shave it off?

Shave?

It takes me a moment to realize Siegdrida has brought the conversation back around.

As for what she’s suggesting to shave—

“I thought about it and I can’t accept it. Is shaving it off really okay? We elves live very comfortably, it doesn’t affect us at all, so let me help you with some gardening… Ow!”

“Die! Idiot! Pervert! Team Anna!”

I slam my chain onto Siegdrida’s head. Why does she always ruin her image in a matter of seconds? I’m not shaving it off unless my Mistress asks me to.

“That hurts… Anna, are you using vulgar language? Your vocabulary is quite limited…”

That’s because my Mistress doesn’t like people who swear.

“From now on, this topic is off-limits.”

Why can’t we talk about something more ladylike? Why does it have to be this?

I return to the cabin, where Lily is still asleep.

Speaking of the stain on the mattress…

I have to clean it. First, I need to figure out how to remove the sheets.

“Huh?”

The sheets are gone.

I soon find them on the windowsill. They’re wet and the stain isn’t completely gone, but someone clearly tried to clean them.

“Lily?”

Lily’s small shoulders tremble slightly.

Did she try to clean the sheets for me while Siegdrida and I were outside?

There’s a stream nearby, from which Siegdrida fetched water and heated it with fire magic.

However, Lily’s cleaning skills are clearly lacking. Not only did she not clean the stain, she made the sheets messier. She probably rushed to tidy up when she realized I was coming back.

“…Thank you.”

I fully appreciate this small act of kindness.