Returning to high school, I awakened the god-level sign-in system

Jiang Xiaoxiao stretched her neck, "Don't talk nonsense, how could your neck be thick? I'm not that hyperthyroid..."

Then she turned left and right just to look at her neck, and put her hand on her neck, trying to measure if she was really fat, which really made her feel a little thick.

It's over!This is not an illusion, is it?

This must be my own illusion, how could it be that the neck is thick?Will not!
Jiang Xiaoxiao didn't believe it, she just said it casually!
"Fat is fat, what are you talking about hyperthyroidism here?"

Girls don't care what hyperthyroidism is, anyway, she thinks it's just a fat neck.

"And you didn't notice it? You seem to have neck lines."

Before recovering from the blow that made him fat just now, Jiang Xiaoxiao suffered another more serious blow.

This blow was even more extreme than the previous one. After all, fat can be reduced, but neck lines!

Neck lines are hard to get rid of!

"Damn! Is it so obvious? You can see it so far away from me?"

"Oh, there's no way, my eyesight is better."

"It would be nice if the whole world was short-sighted, then there would be a kind of blurred beauty in everyone's eyes."

Jiang Xiaoxiao carefully stretched her neck and looked at her faint neck lines, thinking wistfully.

"What about you? Do you want to be nearsighted?"

"Of course I don't want it! It's enough for you to look at me, but I can't look at everyone. If that's the case, how can I find handsome guys in the future?"

"You think it's beautiful," the girl came over and pointed to a certain part of Jiang Xiaoxiao's neck and said, "Did you see that, you are very obvious, it should be that you usually lower your head more often, lower your head to play with your phone, lower your head I watched TV with my head down, and slowly became like this."

"Then I can't play with my phone with my head up, and watch TV with my head up!"

Jiang Xiaoxiao directly raised the phone above her head, "I've been holding this for a long time, is there something wrong with my arm?"

"It's not just the arms, the neck lines may be gone, but you also have problems with your cervical spine, right?" Mu Fan added beside him.

"Then you lower your head, you have a problem with your cervical spine! Lowering your head not only has a problem with your cervical spine, but also neck wrinkles. When you raise your head, at least there are fewer neck wrinkles. The two are missing the same thing!"

"Then can't you have both? Why do you have to choose one?"

"Then it's a bit difficult, it has to be straight."

In fact, as long as you don't bow your head for a long time, neck lines are acceptable, but for them who basically never leave their mobile phones, it is really too difficult not to bow their heads!

And even if they don't look at their mobile phones, they usually keep their heads down when they read homework in class. Of course, these are all excuses. Most of the time when they keep their heads down is of course playing...

"Has any of you used that neck line cream?"

I've only heard of it before, but I haven't used it yet. I never thought that the idea of ​​using this has already been moved at this age, Jiang Xiaoxiao asked everyone.

"Of course it didn't work."

"Then it's just right now, why don't you try it first, and use it to clear the mines for us, and we can directly learn from your experience when we need to use it in the future."

"Outrageous! You actually want me to be a trial crab for you!"

"What the hell is a trial crab? Isn't that called the first person to eat a crab?"

"Anyway, they all mean the same thing, as long as everyone understands, I didn't say this, do you understand what I said? It's all the same!"

Jiang Xiaoxiao's whole heart was hanging on her neck, and she had already forgotten about calling the girl out of her dormitory.

So much so that in the process, a cat meowed suddenly from the balcony.

Jiang Xiaoxiao's hand touching her neck froze instantly, that's bad!
Xiao Qi called out!

"Did you hear anything?"

The girl heard it too. After hearing it, she glanced at the balcony, and then asked a few people.

"what sound?"

"What's the sound?"

"I didn't hear that!"

"Have you lost your hearing? Are you hallucinating?"

Unprecedented unity, girls will suspect that they have heard it wrong.

"It seemed that I heard a cat meowing just now, but you really didn't hear it?"

"Hell, what did you think it was? It scared you so suddenly in the middle of the night, and you thought it was some horrible sound. It turned out to be meowing! There are so many stray cats in our school, isn't it normal for meowing to happen?"

"It's normal to have cats meowing, but the sound of cats meowing was too close to me just now, as if I were in your dormitory."

"Are you kidding me? What floor is our dormitory on? How can the cat come up? It should be downstairs. Your hearing is too good. You won't be afraid that your hearing will degrade when you get old. None of us have heard it. You heard it."

"Ah? Well, but people say that I have good hearing, which is normal. It seems that when you get old and hard of hearing, I can still hear voices from a hundred miles away. Don't be too envious I."

"How can I not envy you? Envy is dead, okay?"

"That's right, hearing is so good, isn't that what makes us envious?"

The girl listened to what everyone said about her, and it was very helpful, but she always felt that something was wrong.

"We feel that you are very kind to me tonight, and there is a feeling that you are flattering me."

"It seems that your hearing is not only good, but your illusion is also good. Why should we flatter you? After finally telling you the truth, you still feel that we are flattering you, alas! Difficult!"

"That is, is there any benefit for us to flatter you? Will you give us [-] million, or treat us to dinner for a semester?"

"I'm dreaming, I'll give you [-] million, even if you sell me, you won't be able to raise that much money! I'll give you a call in my dream, shall I?"

"It's done, at least it's over."

Jiang Xiaoxiao was afraid that what happened before would happen again, so she quickly changed her shoes and dragged the girl out, "Hurry up, hurry up, let's go for a run on the playground, and start to be healthy from today!"

"Why are you in a hurry? I'm wearing slippers too!"

"It's okay, I'll wait for you at the door of your dormitory, don't worry about me running away by myself, you go back to the dormitory and change slowly!"

"Then shall the two of us go?"

This look is self-evident, no one wants to go out for a run on the playground after taking a shower to sweat all over at night, and then take a shower after coming back, the trouble is dead!

While dodging his eyes, he had no choice but to face the difficulties, so Mu Fan stepped forward.

"Although I'm thin, I think I need to take precautions. Don't thank me too much. Let me go with you two little fat guys!"

As soon as these words were uttered, public outrage was immediately aroused!
"You're so skinny! You're the fattest! Who was the one who yelled about losing weight a while ago? Now he's ashamed to say such a thing!"

"Exactly! I don't know who has hypoglycemia because of weight loss, and they didn't lose a few catties in the end!"