Chapter 45: I count you as passing this test
Chapter 45 I count you as passing this level
Zhu Ping'an didn't take the little fat man's reminder to heart, it was just a small friction between the children, but he didn't expect that something really happened.
After school, Zhu Pingjun and Zhu Pingjun went home together with their schoolbags on their backs. Zhu Pingjun sneezed and told Zhu Pingan how bad his master was, how bad his master was, beat his hands and punished him. In Zhu Pingjun's mouth, Master He is simply a big devil who does all kinds of evil, and Zhu Pingjun is a poor little angel who endures insults.
The two of them had just crossed the bridge and walked to the small road in Xiahe Village. This area was all fields, and the plowmen had all returned home, and it was quiet everywhere. The two of them hadn't walked a few steps, and five brats rushed out of Gogou, and the leader was Wei Chen who wanted to jump in line to go to the bathroom.
It looks like revenge and revenge.
Wei Chen led five brats to surround Zhu Pingan and Zhu Pingjun, and Wei Chen said angrily, "You all be honest, let us teach Zhu Pingan a lesson, Zhu Pingjun, be honest If not, just stand obediently on the side, or I will teach you a lesson together."
"Hmph, if you want to hit my brother, pass me first." Zhu Pingjun snorted coldly, stretched out his hand and wiped his nose, with a bit of Bruce Lee's posture, not to mention just looking at him like this, he really has a bit of momentum.
Zhu Ping'an was a little moved immediately, damn, I didn't expect that Jun Ge is usually very unreliable, lazy, takes advantage of the house, doesn't pay attention to hygiene, and **** his nose. But at this time, he is still quite righteous.
Zhu Pingjun groaned, picked up a large piece of soil from the ground, punched down the soil and shattered it, and then blew hard with his mouth to blow off the soil in his hand.
That posture, the few brats who saw it were stunned.
But this is just a warm-up. After smashing the dirt, he screamed again, rushed to a small tree, and kicked the small tree to shake it.
Then he found a stick from the ground, screamed strangely, and played a set of crazy stick skills, which looked awesome, and threw two sticks on the ground with a crackling sound.
After playing for a while, Zhu Pingjun threw the stick out of breath, sat down on the side of the road, spread his hands, choked up with two tears in his mouth and said: "Damn, I'm bored, I count you as passing this level." .”
I count you as having passed this stage. Passed. It echoes what he said at the beginning, that he wants to hit my brother, so pass my stage first.
Zhen Nima is unreliable as always, Zhu Pingan complained in his heart.
"Forget your truth." Wei Chen sneered, bypassed Zhu Pingjun, and led five brats to surround Zhu Pingan alone.
"Ahem, ahem, let's have a good talk." Zhu Pingan looked at the five unkind children who were two or three years older than himself, and weighed his small body. Let alone five, any one of them, he I can't beat them all, so I can only procrastinate.
Wei Chen sneered disdainfully, "Now you know you have something to say, why don't you let me go to the toilet first, and dare to say that I'm not your shit, how do you know if it's in a hurry! Tell me whether he should be beaten or not? "
The four brats around Wei Chen yelled that they deserved to be beaten up, deserved to be beaten up, and they cried so much that they should be beaten up.
Zhu Ping'an was speechless. I said that because you were arrogant and dragged me! You beat it back. Okay, okay, you think I said you are not my shit, then I will change my mouth.
"Then I'll change my words, you're my shit, that's fine." Zhu Pingan said flatly, because he didn't like Wei Chen's leftists, and he would be beaten up by a few brats. How serious would it be? If the big man said it, he would admit that he was cowardly. A good man would not suffer from immediate losses, but there is no need for a few brats to let himself bow his head.
Wei Chen, who was complacent, felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly when he heard it. Everyone followed him since he was a child, and no one dared to make things difficult for him like this.
"You're pretty good at talking!" Wei Chen rolled up his sleeves with a black face, furious, "I'll beat you up later, let's see if you can talk!"
"Hmph, a gentleman speaks but doesn't move." Zhu Pingan clasped his arms and said aggressively, "I'm a gentleman, of course I can talk. Unlike some villains who can do it."
Zhu Pingan wants to transfer this unfair duel of force to the language duel that he is good at. If he does it, five of them are not enough for others to fight; .
Children who can stand this kind of provocation, they think that they are the best in the world except for their master, when their sense of honor is just formed, everyone thinks that they are gentlemen, villains, forget it, That's a curse, not myself.
"Who are you calling a villain? I am also a gentleman, and we are all gentlemen." Wei Chen said loudly with a blushing face, and the four brats behind him also screamed that they were gentlemen.
"A gentleman must be able to speak." Zhu Pingan said lightly.
"We can all talk." The five brats howled excitedly, patted their chests, blushed and had thick necks.
"Well, let me say a word, as long as you can repeat it, even if you can say it, even if you are gentlemen, if you beat me, I will obey. Otherwise, you can beat me too, but you are admitting that you are a child I'm dead." Zhu Pingan continued to speak aggressively.
"Isn't it just that you say a word, let's talk about it, who won't, hurry up and say it, we are still in a hurry to beat you." Wei Chen did not hide his purpose at all, patted his chest and urged Zhu Pingan to speak quickly .
"That's right, this silly boy is looking for a beating on his own! The master taught us something, and we can say it without reading the book."
Several brats looked at Zhu Pingan with complacent faces.
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Zhu Pingan opened his mouth and uttered the most popular tongue twister that he never expected.
Wei Chen and a few brats were stunned for two seconds, and then said very sadly:
"Next time, you wait!"
Then, a few brats roared away resentfully.
Hey, I did what I said, these brats are so innocent and cute. No wonder people say that every child is an angel that fell from the sky, even the bear child.
Zhu Pingan looked at the few brats who left cruel words and left bitterly, and sighed in his heart, children are still innocent, even if the purpose is to retaliate, they are so innocent and cute, and they will do what they say. On this point, I believe that most adults are inferior to children, even if they are bad children, most adults cannot compare with them, because when people grow up, they will learn to contradict what they say.
(end of this chapter)