Chapter 56: tease loli to listen to the class
Chapter 56 Tease loli to listen to the lecture
After Hugh Mu, life returned to peace. Zhu Pingan rode an old scalper with a schoolbag on his back and set off to school, followed by the reluctant Zhu Pingjun.
Passing by a chaimen small courtyard, the big yellow dog leaning out the door barked at the two of them.
Dragon meat in the sky, dog meat on the ground. This was the first reaction in Zhu Pingan's mind after seeing the big yellow dog. Forgive the honesty of a foodie.
"Bite, bite, bite again and send you to elementary school!" Holding his schoolbag, Zhu Pingjun threatened the big yellow dog, and imposed on the dog what he didn't want.
The big yellow dog doesn't understand human language, but it can also tell that Zhu Pingjun's bared teeth and mouth are definitely not boasting of his handsome body and big hairy claws, so he rushed towards Zhu Pingjun and the others with a loud voice.
Zhu Pingjun was so frightened by the enthusiastic action of the big yellow dog that he squatted and fell to the ground. Fortunately, the big yellow dog was chained, otherwise it would definitely leave traces of enthusiastic minions on Zhu Pingjun.
"Brother Jun, are you okay?" Zhu Pingan wanted to get off the back of the scalper to help Zhu Pingjun, seeing that he fell quite hard just now.
Before Zhu Ping'an got down, Zhu Pingjun got up from the ground, patted the dirt, and said angrily, why didn't he fall to his death, and he didn't need to be educated if he fell to death. Uh, that's how much I hate school.
I haven't seen each other for two days. The bear kids in the school are very enthusiastic. The little fat boy Li Xiaobao is very enthusiastic. He brought snacks from home and shared them with Zhu Ping'an and a few children nearby, bragging about how many fish he caught, How big and big the fish is.
Master's lectures are the same as before. In addition to teaching the Three Character Classic and Hundred Family Surnames to teach children to recognize characters, he also personally took the time to teach Zhu Pingan a few Analects.
The black-bellied little loli Li Shu and Baozi maid Huaer, who were spanked and cried by Zhu Pingan outside the school, appeared on time again during Zhu Ping's break.
New clothes, new hairstyles, new accessories, what remains unchanged is the usual tsundere fart.
After seeing Zhu Pingan leading the old scalper down the hillside, Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, looked at Zhu Pingan resentfully with a look of resentment in my eyes.
"Morning." Zhu Pingan walked past the two of them as if nothing had happened, said hello, and then tied the old scalper to the tree trunk by the river.
"It's too early for you, we've been waiting for a long time!" The black-bellied little loli choked on Zhu Pingan angrily, as if she had been shot.
"Oh, I'm sorry. The master is late today." Zhu Ping'an nodded embarrassedly.
"Here." Baozi's little maid still remembered being spanked by Zhu Pingan, and her tone was almost the same as that of a black-bellied little lolita.
But when Zhu Pingan took over the food box, the little girl with buns showed a look of anticipation in her big eyes. Although it disappeared in a flash, Zhu Pingan still caught it.
There must be something wrong with the food in the food box.
Zhu Pingan got the food box, put the food box on the stone, and said to the big and small loli very sincerely:
"I've thought about it for a long time, um, you shouldn't have spanked your **** yesterday, um, how can a girl's **** be spanked casually?"
When Zhu Ping'an mentioned spanking, big and small loli reflexively glared at Zhu Ping'an angrily, especially the black-bellied little loli who wanted to jump up and bite off a piece of flesh on Zhu Ping'an's nasty chubby face.
"So, well, after all, I was wrong too, so let me tell you an extra story today." Zhu Pingan sat on the rock, holding a food box and apologizing seriously.
"Ahem, don't worry too much about it, we made mistakes too, hurry up and eat and tell us a story." On the surface, the black-bellied little loli seemed to forgive Zhu Pingan generously, but she kept saying Urge Zhu Pingan to eat.
Okay, I’ve given you a chance, but you’re not sure, so don’t blame me, Zhu Ping’an thought.
"Before I talk about shooting the eagles, let me tell you a story about climbing a mountain." Zhu Pingan had a naive smile on his lips.
Two big and small loli turned on the story-telling mode, picked up snacks, and sat in a row.
"The story happened around us. The Wo Niu Mountain behind us is very tall. It is said that there are ten thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum on the top of the mountain, which can cure all diseases." Zhu Pingan said in a more cheerful tone.
"Liar, there is no cure for all diseases." The black-bellied little loli curled her lips in disdain.
"So it's a legend." Zhu Pingan said unhurriedly, "At the foot of Wo Niu Mountain, there is a pair of very good lovers. Their childhood sweethearts are about to talk about marriage, but at this time the girl has It’s a strange disease that can’t be cured no matter what. So the boy wanted to go to the mountain to pick the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum to treat the girl’s illness, and the girl would follow if she was worried.”
"It just so happened that people nearby also wanted to go to the mountain to pick the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, so a dozen of them went to the top of the mountain together to pick the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum. When they went down the mountain and wanted to climb to the top of the mountain, the weather suddenly turned bad. It was raining heavily, but they still insisted on going up the mountain. So they left the girl to watch the camp." Zhu Ping'an's tone gradually sank when he said this.
The big and small loli listened carefully, and they were still chewing on snacks in their small mouths.
"But after three days, I didn't see them coming back. The girl was a little worried, thinking it might be because of the weather. Waiting and waiting, on the seventh day, everyone finally came back, but her childhood sweetheart was the only one who didn't." return."
Hearing this, the big and small loli stopped chewing snacks and became a little nervous.
"When everyone came back, they told her that her childhood sweetheart died on the first day of climbing the mountain! They came back on the first seven days, thinking that he might come back to find her. So everyone formed a circle and let her go. In the middle, at the time of Kuaizi, suddenly her childhood sweetheart appeared, covered in blood, grabbed her and ran out. The girl screamed in fright and struggled desperately. At this time, her childhood sweetheart told her that it was the first day of climbing the mountain. Then a mountain disaster happened! The heavy rain washed away the rocks, and everyone died but he was still alive, who do you believe?" Zhu Ping'an's voice was lowered, with a deliberately sinister feeling.
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The big and small loli were so frightened that their faces turned pale, they hugged and screamed, like two hamsters hugging and screaming, very cute.
In stark contrast to the frightened loli, big and small, Zhu Ping'an's innocent smiling face. This ghost story is relatively low-level, but I didn’t tell you about the little red rope, the midnight bus, etc. because I was afraid of scaring you.
After screaming for a long time, the big and small loli came back to their senses. Looking at Zhu Pingan who was smiling foolishly, she immediately understood that this silly chubby paper did it on purpose.
"Zhu Pingan, you bastard!" The black-bellied little loli stepped forward and kicked Zhu Pingan unreasonably.
Zhu Pingan easily dodged, and said confidently, "It was you who tampered with the lunch box first."
"You, how do you know?" Hua'er, the little maid of Baozi, was very curious, but you didn't open it at all.
"Ah, idiot Hua'er!" The black-bellied little loli's face darkened.
Hearing this, Zhu Pingan's chubby face forced a smile, and spread his hands, "I wasn't sure at first, but now I'm sure."
Teasing Lori, listening to the class, the time passed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it was the day when the two villages were fighting for water, and the Master School also specially had a day off.
(end of this chapter)