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Rescue the Two-dimensional Demon King Author: Bole
【brief introduction】
Punching Hokage, kicking Tailed Beast; Tsunade Hime pressed shoulders, Terumi Mei hammered legs, Liu Xu unified the ninja world, pointed his sword at the sky, and said to Otsutsuki Kaguya: "Kaguya Hime, help me transform the moon into a big harem!" ! My goal is the sea of stars."
〇Burn it, little universe
Chapter 001 Sister Princess
Stretching and letting out a long breath, Liu Xu rubbed his reddened eyes, and finally finished the new episode that had been pulled down.
He turned off the computer casually and lay down on the blue quilt.
Liu Xu is 17 years old, a freshman in high school, and loves watching anime.In addition to watching ultra-long anime such as Hokage and One Piece, he also likes to watch animations with relatively few episodes but extremely hot scenes, that is, Lifan.
Thinking of the scene in the animation where the male lead finally embraces the female lead, Liu Xu couldn't help but start to fantasize...
Why do those wooden fish bumps with a weak head have soft girls who are soft and easy to push, calling sweet Ouni sauce, and I only have a violent girl who is domineering at home, why is there such a gap between people? big?
"It would be great if Feifei could be gentler, hey..."
Muttering, Liu Xu was about to go to sleep.
"Boom, boom, boom..."
"elder brother!"
Feifei isn't asleep yet?What are you doing here at this time?
Liu Xu, who was still immersed in the unrealistic fantasy of his sister suddenly becoming gentle, jumped to the ground with a carp, and then opened the door in a hurry. Standing outside the door was his 12-year-old sister Feifei.
It's already nine o'clock in the evening, so Feifei is only wearing a loose orange suspender nightdress with a super-sized Pikachu on it. Her long, smooth hair is naturally draped, and two strands of hair are still hanging on Feifei's chest.
Before Liu Xu had time to ask Feifei what he wanted to do, Feifei pushed him away with one hand, causing him to hit the door with his whole body.
Turning his head, Liu Xu saw that his sister who often hurt him was playing with his computer.
Thinking of the many disharmonious things in the computer, Liu Xu hurried over.
Seeing that his sister just opened the webpage, Liu Xu heaved a sigh of relief.
Looking at his younger sister's snow-white fragrant shoulders, Liu Xu said: "Sister, although your parents have gone abroad, they have explained that you are only allowed to touch the computer on Saturdays and Sundays. Usually, you should focus on studying. .”
Turning her head and making a grimace, Feifei said: "My comprehensive score has always been the first in the class, and I will be fine if I play on the computer once in a while!"
"Who told you to be my dear sister, let me play with you for a while."
As he spoke, Liu Xu put both hands on his sister's shoulders.
Seeing that Feifei was looking for "His Royal Highness the Prince of Songs", Liu Xu didn't pay much attention.
But when Liu Xu saw that the default player of the video website opened by Feifei turned out to be Kuaibo, and the Kuaibo in the lower right corner had already jumped out, Liu Xu's face turned green, so he hurried to grab the mouse, but Feifei lost both hands. Press the mouse, but Liu Xu will not touch it.
After "His Royal Highness the Prince of Songs" started playing, Liu Xu, who smiled awkwardly, withdrew his hand.
Liu Xu was a little anxious to urinate, but he didn't dare to take half a step away, for fear that his sister would see the episodes in the play record.
After waiting for 10 minutes, Liu Xu couldn't take it anymore, so he ran to the toilet.
"This episode is so boring."
Muttering, Feifei turned off the player and the webpage.
Feifei still wanted to go back to her room, but when she saw the player hiding in the lower right corner, Feifei double-clicked it, and then clicked on the playback record.
Feifei wanted to delete the record she had watched, but when she saw a playback record of "Dark Bible", she was very curious and clicked on it.
Open it a little, and Feifei can see...
"what……"
Liu Xu was about to go to the bathroom, but when he heard his sister's screams resounding through the sky, he couldn't even pee anymore, so he ran straight back to the bedroom.
Seeing his younger sister huddled together, the Kuaibo was playing the "Dark Bible". Liu Xu, whose face turned green, grabbed the mouse and turned off the player with one step, thinking about how to explain it to his innocent younger sister.
Seeing that his sister was crying, Liu Xu was a little puzzled.
Feifei should be jumping in anger instead of crying, right?
"Woooooooooooooo..." crying, Feifei threw herself into Liu Xu's arms, "Brother, it's so scary, that man bullied the woman, woooooo...the woman kept begging for mercy, but the man just refused to let her go She even bullied women even harder."
Relieved, Liu Xu hugged his sister and said, "It's okay, it's okay."
"Wait," Feifei suddenly pushed Liu Xu away, and said in surprise, "This computer belongs to you brother! That means you are watching such a scary cartoon! Then...then...wow ! My brother is a villain! My brother has violent tendencies! I don’t want to live with you! Woooooooooooooooo..."
Before Liu Xu could explain, Feifei rushed out.
Come in a hurry, go in a hurry.
"It's a good thing she didn't know what it was."
Relieved, Liu Xu quit the fast broadcast, thinking about how to rebuild his good image in his sister's mind.
At this time, the door was suddenly pushed open by Feifei.
Seeing Feifei clasped her hands together on her chest, with an expectant look on her face, Liu Xu wondered if Feifei was suddenly possessed by a cute two-dimensional girl, so she was ready to treat herself gently.
Does that mean that from now on, my own spring will come?
"Brother, do you love me?"
What the hell!Is it really a Two-dimensional cute girl possessed?
"Love!"
Liu Xu swallowed hard.
"Brother, are you hungry right now?"
"Pretty horny!"
Liu Xu continued to swallow.
"That's it!"
Walking in front of Liu Xu, Feifei had an angelic and gentle smile on her face.
Sister, are you possessed by some two-dimensional soft girl?
"Brother, since you love me and you are hungry and thirsty, then go buy dim sum. I want to eat Mala Tang, so I must have Japanese tofu!"
Hearing these words, Liu Xu, who seemed to have been poured with cold water, felt his heart go cold.
Although Feifei was very mischievous and naughty, Liu Xu was really kind to her, so Liu Xu nodded and put on his coat and went out.
"elder brother!"
"My princess sister, do you have any orders?"
As he spoke, Liu Xu, who had reached the first floor, raised his head.
"Brother come back soon!" Feifei lay on the guardrail and waved to her brother. Feifei continued: "Feifei loves my brother the most!"
"Come on, it's not because there's something to eat right away."
After scratching his hair, Liu Xu took a second look and walked out.
Walking to the street, Liu Xu, feeling a little cold, zipped up and got on his bicycle.
After riding for less than 1 minute, the original sky full of stars was replaced by dark clouds, followed by muffled thunder, followed by a torrential downpour, which made Liu Xu, who had just ridden into the tree-lined path, start yelling, and then huddled in the trees He kept wiping the rainwater off his face.
Hearing rustling noises from above, Liu Xu, who thought there were squirrels, raised his head.
As soon as Liu Xu raised his head, a luminous body pierced through the leaves and hit him on the face, which made Liu Xu's eyes stare and made him sit on the muddy ground.
Chapter 002 Saber and the Holy Grail
"Dang!"
Shaking his head, Liu Xu immediately grabbed him when he saw that he was not a golden cup that was shining with golden light just now.
Before Liu Xu had time to observe, he heard another rustling sound. Liu Xu, who thought another pure gold cup had fallen, immediately raised his head, but what he saw was a man in a long blue dress holding a handful of cups in his hands. Sword Maiden.
Before Liu Xu could react, the most delicate part of the girl was pressed against his face.
After freezing for two seconds, Liu Xu fell on his back.
Jumping back, the yellow-haired girl stared warily at Liu Xu who was holding the Holy Grail, and said, "I am Saber, the Guardian of the Holy Grail, please hand over the Holy Grail to me."
Isn't Saber a character in "Fate Guardian Night"?How could it appear in reality?
Liu Xu didn't understand the situation at all, but seeing that the girl in front of him really looked exactly like Saber, Liu Xu believed it a little bit, and since Saber was staring at the Holy Grail in his arms, Liu Xu hugged the Holy Grail even harder.
In "Fate Guardian Night", the Holy Grail is a good thing that can fulfill any wish. The seven heroic spirits and the seven magicians had many conflicts in order to compete for the Holy Grail, but Liu Xu clearly remembered that the final ending was that the Holy Grail was purified, and Saber returned. After arriving in Great Britain, she leaned against a tree and died. How could she appear in reality at the same time as the Holy Grail?
Liu Xu couldn't figure out if he was dreaming, but even in a dream, he would not easily hand over the Holy Grail to Saber, he still wanted to make a wish on the Holy Grail!
"Give me the Holy Grail, please."
Saber has already stretched out her hand.
When watching "Fate Guardian Night" before, Liu Xu's favorite character was Saber, because Saber is the royal sister of the combat department, she has a figure and face, can protect her, and also has an extremely loyal and pure heart.
So looking at the lifelike Saber in front of him, even his clothes were a little damp from the rain, Liu Xu didn't know how much saliva he swallowed.
"Please take the Holy Grail..." Before Saber finished speaking, she fell to the ground.
Seeing blood stains on Saber's left abdomen, Liu Xu hurriedly crawled over.
Seeing that Saber was still bleeding, Liu Xu, who was afraid that Saber would die, picked up Saber and ran back, let alone buying Malatang, he didn't even want a bicycle.
Feifei was still lying in front of the window waiting for her brother to buy Malatang, but seeing her brother bring back a woman, Feifei's cheeks bulged.
Feifei who ran downstairs wanted to ask where Malatang was, but seeing the blood on the woman's body, Feifei, who was pale with fright, stepped aside immediately, and then ran to the bathroom to fetch hot water.
After putting the soaked saber on the sheet, Liu Xu took off his damp clothes and pants, leaving only a pair of underpants.
Seeing Saber's pale face and uneven breathing, Liu Xu's eyes fell on Saber's swollen chest.