Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Shi Shangzhen returned home, and when he was standing at the door, he stretched out his hand and pushed the door. He felt that the door was very strong today. It opened with a slight push before, but now he felt that it was so hard that he didn’t move at all, so Shi Shangzhen Thinking that the door might be locked, which is rare, he took out the key from his pocket and inserted it into the keyhole to open the door.

As soon as the key went in, he found that the door was soft, so Shi Shangzhen stretched out his hand and pushed it again, and found that the door immediately fell back, which proved that the door was not locked, but something was blocking it.

Shi Shangzhen pushed hard again, but found that he couldn't push again, so he reached out and patted the door: Wen Xu, Wen Xu?

No one answered even after shouting a few times, Shi Shangzhen was going to push harder by herself, but when she turned her head, she happened to see sister Da Hua Er Hua Xiong coming back.

Erhua! Come here. Shi Shangzhen immediately waved to Erhua.

When Erhua heard the hostess calling her, she immediately ran over cheerfully, got close to Shi Shangzhen, stood up and tried to rub Shi Shangzhen with her big head.

Okay, okay, push the door open for me. Shi Shang really couldn't stand Erhua Yihua's enthusiasm for seeing someone, so he reached out and patted Erhua's forehead and said.

Erhua couldn't understand human speech, but when she saw Shi Shangzhen making gestures, she soon started to imitate it.

Hey... hey Shi Shangzhen put his shoulder against the door, pretending to be struggling.

Erhua saw that the thing was quite finished, so she immediately walked to the door on all fours, imitating the hostess's appearance, except that it used its big head to hold the door.

With Erhua's effort, what thing inside the door can block a big bear? The Wen Xu who was holding the door was directly pushed several meters by Er Hua.

When Shi Shangzhen saw the door opened, he immediately entered the room.

As soon as she entered the room and saw the situation at the scene, she was immediately confused, because she saw her husband who claimed to be able to drink a thousand cups and not get drunk in a vat, and now he was lying on the floor after drinking! All of a sudden, I doubted my eyes a little.

Next to Wen Xu, Dong Liang, who had been on duty all along, was lying on his stomach. At this time, Dong Liang used his body to support the master's back, so that only one side of Wen Xu's body touched the ground.

Rubbing his eyes twice, he leaned over to look and was sure it was his husband, now the little blushing lying on the floor sleeping like a dead pig, fortunately there is underfloor heating at home, if it wasn't for the fact that he would sleep like this Come up with something.

Shi Shangzhen squatted down, stretched out his hand and pushed Wen Nu: Hey, hey, wake up, go to sleep in the house!

Wen Xu lay on the ground and continued to sleep like a pig.

Shi Shangzhen tried to pull it a few times, but he couldn't pull it with Ben. He felt that this person not only slept like a pig, but now he was also heavy like a pig. There was really no way, Shi Shang really didn't have the strength to carry him, so he had to go upstairs to get a blanket and pillow, and turned on the floor heating in the room to 278 degrees.

It was almost done on Wen Xu's side, Wen Guangsong's voice came from outside the door: Uncle, uncle?

Guangsong, come in quickly, help carry your uncle to the bed in the house to sleep. As soon as Shi Shangzhen heard Wen Guangsong's voice, he immediately felt that the savior was coming, and stood at the door and waved to Wen Guangsong.

Wen Guangsong walked into the room quickly, saw the warm place lying there, and said in surprise: Uncle, is he drunk? Impossible? He rubbed his eyes while talking.

Shi Shangzhen said: Okay, don't make it impossible, now help me get him to the bed on the second floor!

Okay! Wen Guangsong immediately took off his coat, walked to Wen Xu's side and put up one of his arms, trying to help Wen Xu up.

Seeing that Shi Shangzhen was going to build another one, he immediately stopped him and said, Auntie, don't interfere, you can't be too careful with your body, I can do it alone!

After all, he worked a lot, and he dragged Wen Xu off the ground with all his strength, and walked upstairs half-embracing and half-carrying. It took about five or six minutes for Wen Guangsong to throw Wen Xu into the room. On the big bed, after throwing Wen Nu down,

Wen Guangsong sat down on the ground next to him and panted heavily.

Oh, I can't tell, uncle is so heavy, at least it must weigh 1800 catties, Wen Guangsong said while panting.

He's not light. Shi Shangzhen helped Wen Xu to take off his coat, shoes and so on, and asked while taking off, What do you want from him?

It's nothing serious, it's just about the tractor. I'm going to pick up someone in the afternoon. Now Guangcheng is driving. I asked him to work for me for half a day. I just came to talk to Uncle, Wen Guangsong said.

Upon hearing this, Shi Shangzhen hummed: Okay, I'll tell him when he wakes up.

That's it, I'm leaving! Wen Guangsong stretched out his hand to support the edge of the bed and pushed his body up with all his strength.

When he arrived at the door, he glanced back at Wen Nu who was lying on the bed, still a little bit disbelieving, and said to himself: I'm so drunk, is it possible to drink with a water tank?

Shi Shangzhen didn't pay attention to this here, he helped her husband take off his coat and everything, covered him with a quilt, and lay down on the chaise longue in the room, while looking at the drunk unconscious warmth from time to time.

Water... water!

About half an hour later, Wen Xu muttered about drinking water, and seemed to be getting up while muttering.

When Shi Shangzhen saw it, he immediately got up and poured Wen Xu a glass of warm water, then helped him sit up, and fed the water into his mouth.

Thanks!

Who knew that Wen Xu thanked her after drinking the water, and then lay down straight again with such a bang.

Shi Shangzhen didn't know whether he should be angry or should laugh, he put down his arms and was about to go back to read his book, when suddenly he rolled his eyes and thought of an idea, then sat down beside Wen Xu with a wicked smile on his face , stretched out his hand and gently pushed Wen Nu.

Hello!

What are you doing, I'm so sleepy! Wen Xu unexpectedly replied at this moment.

Shi Shangzhen asked with a smile: Hey, hello, are you married yet?

It's over, what are you doing?

After asking three times, Wen Xu answered in a low voice with impatience. If Shi Shangzhen hadn't put his ear close to his mouth, he could hardly hear his answer.

Shi Shangzhen asked again: After getting married, have you hooked up with any little girls?

What about you? He asked a few more times, but Shi Shangzhen didn't hear the answer, so he stretched out his hand and began to push Wen Xu again.

What are you doing! What little girl, it's none of my business. Wen Nu was impatient again.

Who do you love the most? Shi Shangzhen pushed Wen Xu and asked again.

……Um

Hearing Wen Xu's humming, Shi Shangzhen asked again: Who do you love? Tell me quickly, tell me and I will let you sleep well!

I like Dongliang the most! Wen Xu muttered.

Hearing the master calling him, Dong Liang, who was lying on his stomach at the door, ran over immediately, stuck out his tongue and rolled two rolls on Wen Wen's face, and when he was about to roll the third roll, he was scolded by the annoyed hostess When we reached the door, we continued to lie on our stomachs.

What's behind Dongliang? Shi Shangzhen asked again.

Erbai!

The gentle answer made Shi Shangzhen even more dissatisfied.

What's behind Erbai, who do you like behind Erbai? Shi Shangzhen still didn't give up.

Well, Dabai and Erhua, Wen Xu replied.

Shi Shangzhen didn't go around this time, and directly decided not to humiliate himself, and asked directly: You like Dongliang the most, followed by Erbai, then Dabai and Erhua, and your wife, do you like you? Wife!

Who knew that Wen Nu would answer in a daze, It's not the same?

Shi Shangzhen immediately put on a straight face and asked: Why is it different, you don't like your wife?

After asking several times, Wen Xu covered his head with the quilt and muttered something, how could Shi Shangzhen let him slide over like this, and immediately lifted the quilt and asked, What did you say!

My wife is different!

Shi Shangzhen asked, What's the difference?

If we die of old age, we will be buried together in the ancestral grave in Shan'anzi, next to my parents! You and your dog are buried in the ancestral grave together, are you bored? Wen Nu impatiently stretched out his hand to scratch his own The belly, the whole white belly was exposed.

Shi Shangzhen's originally stern face immediately beamed with joy. The other side of the saddle is Wen's ancestral grave. After a hundred years, they will be buried together and in the ancestral grave. Although it sounds a bit unpleasant, it is actually an appointment with Baishou I will never leave, and I will be buried next to my parents-in-law's grave, what else can I say.

Facts have proved that as long as she is a woman, no matter if she is a strong woman or a weak girl who depends on others, she almost hopes that her husband will only be alone in her heart at this time, and Shi Shangzhen is not exempt.

Shi Shang was really happy and was about to let her husband have a good sleep when he suddenly thought of another question.

Hey, hey! Let me ask you another question

How did you do your magic trick

Wen Xu answered very quickly this time: Shh...!

What, you tell me, I won't tell others. Shi Shangzhen cheered up and approached Wen Xu's lips.

can not say!

Wen Xin said.

Is there anything you can't say, even with your wife?

I can't say it. Before I die, I will pass it on to our son, and then my son will pass it on to my grandson before he dies. I hope that this will be passed on to my descendants, so that my monk's true descendants will have a life. Rely on, Wen Xu said intermittently.

As soon as Shi Shangzhen heard this, he didn't ask any more questions, he just stuffed Wen Xu's quilt and didn't go back to the imperial concubine's couch. He sat on the bed and lay beside Wen Xu, hugging Wen Xu's head against the bed. She wrapped her arms around her chest and stroked Wen Wen's hair gently, and said softly, You're right, we'll be buried together in the ancestral grave in Shan'anzi after a few years. I'm your wife, and I'm also from the Wen family. The daughter-in-law is going to be buried there.

The young couple just lay down like this. After a while, Kungfu master Shang Zhen felt that his sleepiness became stronger, and he fell asleep after yawning.

It was night, around ten o'clock, Wen Nuan slowly woke up.

As soon as Wen Xu woke up, Shi Shangzhen opened his eyes immediately.

Are you awake?

Wen Xu covered her head, hummed, then sat up with a face of pain, looked around with a wrinkled face, recalled for a while and said: Oh, I stopped drinking, I remember to send Lao Qintou and the others Leave and don't remember anything.

You still have the nerve to say it! Shi Shangzhen said with a smile.

Right after Shi Shangzhen finished speaking, Wen Xu seemed to think of something again, and said in a daze for a while, No, there seems to be a voice asking me some questions!

Before Shi Shang could really speak, Wen Xu shook her head by herself: No, I was dreaming. I dreamed that a woman kept asking me questions. I wanted to open my eyes to see who this woman is, but I couldn't open it anyway. Open your eyes.

What did she ask you?

At this time, Shi Shangdu suppressed a smile, and really wanted to know what Wen Xu still remembered about the so-called dream.

Wen Xu scratched the back of her head and thought for a while: It doesn't seem to be anything, ask me Dongliang or something, I can't remember clearly.

Ha ha ha ha!

Shi Shang really couldn't hold back Wen Xu's silly appearance, and immediately burst into laughter.

Seeing Shi Shangzhen being so happy, Wen Xu was a little dumbfounded: What are you happy about?

When he asked such a question, Shi Shangzhen became even happier.

As expected, mentally handicapped children are so happy. See how happy you are? Wen Xu looked at his daughter-in-law's happy face, and said something directly, then lifted the quilt and got out of bed. When he saw the bedside clock, he was stunned for a moment.

Oh, it's almost eleven o'clock. Have you eaten yet? I can't drink in the snow next time. It's too late. I'll go down and cook! Wen Xu said hastily.