ALL NOVEL Shenhao starts from the crazy discount store
Chapter 245 I want to kill you shameless lunatic
Chapter 245 I want to kill you shameless lunatic
"Wait a minute, the Tang Dynasty regards fat as beauty, I'm not spying on a fat sister taking a shower, am I?"
Thinking of this, Yang Hao couldn't help but tremble all over.
Think about it or forget it, don't look at it.
Still, I couldn't stop being curious.
After all, it's all here, anyway, I won't go down to the roof for a while, otherwise I'll just take a look.
Untie the tiles, remove the equipment on his body, and rush down to aim.
The water vapor is hazy, rushing straight out of the roof.
Yang Hao waved, relying on his good eyesight, he saw clearly the situation in Tangchi.
What a big bathroom, it's really in the shape of a crabapple flower.
Such a big soup pool was occupied by one person.
A man was bathing in white water.
I can't see the face clearly, but with the jade back exposed, I can be sure that this is definitely not a fat man.
Yang Hao found himself stupid.
Yang Yuhuan is a famous dancer in history, who can dance neon clothes.
It is said that the dancing posture is graceful and the body is graceful and light.
If this is a big fat man, could he be able to dance the neon dress dance?
"Look at my stupidity, I believe what people say, but it's a pity that I can't see the real face, and I don't know how beautiful it is."
Yang Hao muttered.
A drop of saliva accidentally fell out of his mouth.
"I rely on!"
Yang Hao reached out to fish it, but unfortunately he didn't catch it.
Saliva fell from the mouth of the peeping tile.
Snapped!
Coincidentally, it fell on Yang Yuhuan's jade back.
"It's over."
Yang Hao was so frightened that he quickly closed the tiles.
Yang Yuhuan stopped playing in the water and raised her head to look at the roof.
I didn't see anything wrong with it, it was thought that the water vapor condensed, and the water fell from the eaves, dripping on my body.
"Go and get some iced bayberries."
Yang Yuhuan ordered.
"Yes."
The maid went to fetch it.
Yang Hao saw that he hadn't noticed him, so he boldly peeked again.
But it's a pity, I still can't see the face, there is no way, the angle is not suitable, but Yang Yuhuan, who stopped swimming, is really plump somewhere.
"No wonder the world says she's fat. It turns out she's fat where she should be. Tsk tsk, is it D or E? It's more than just visual inspection."
Yang Hao thought wildly.
The iced bayberry brought by the maid came.
Concubine Yang Gui leaned against the soup pool and asked them to squeeze their shoulders while enjoying the iced bayberry.
This raised his head, satisfying Yang Hao's great curiosity.
The goose egg face is beautiful, the cheeks are a little fleshy, but very cute, the willow-leaf eyebrows are curved, with the graceful and soft beauty of Jiangnan women, very delicate and gentle, although the eyes are closed, but from the outline, it can be seen that The eyes are very big, the eyelashes are very long, and they are curved and upturned. They must be very charming when they are opened.
With a straight Qiong nose, tall and delicate, the corners of the lower mouth are slightly upturned, shy and smiling, with a thrilling beauty, and the beauty of Xiaojiabiyu, the girl next door.
"No wonder it can be called one of the four ancient beauties. This beauty makes people drool."
Yang Hao was so excited that he was about to drool, and continued to suck his own saliva.
But still too late.
Snapped!
Concubine Yang is opening her mouth and waiting for the maid to feed the bayberry.
As a result, when the red bayberry came into his mouth, a mouthful of fine nectar and jade dew came out.
She opened her eyes abruptly, and met the peeping Yang Haolai.
Concubine Yang Gui was shocked.
Mei's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief.
Yang Hao was terrified, and hurriedly shrank his head in fright.
I thought I was going to recruit the palace guards.
Unexpectedly, Concubine Yang Guifei did not alarm the guards, but ordered coldly: "Everyone withdraw from Huaqing Pool."
"Yes."
The maid exited the door.
Concubine Yang continued to shout: "Exit the palace."
The maids were all very surprised, but they didn't dare to disobey the lady's will, and hurriedly withdrew from the palace.
The entire Huaqing Pool hall was emptied inside and out.
Concubine Yang looked at the peeping vent above her head, and shouted coldly: "Who are you, you are such a daring thief, how dare you peep at me."
Yang Hao poked his head out, greeted Concubine Yang with a smile and said, "I'm sorry, I was thrown on the roof. I can't get down now, so I just wanted to see what's in the house, but I ran into you taking a bath. By the way, beautiful woman , who are you?"
"Thief, don't pretend to be confused, this place is the palace, who has the power to throw you on the roof of the palace?"
Concubine Yang Gui is not stupid.
Seeing that he couldn't fool you, Yang Hao said with a wry smile, "If I said, I'm here to give you fresh lychees, would you believe me?"
"Your hands are empty, where did you get the litchi?"
"Who said no, wait a minute."
Yang Hao immediately took out the refrigerator from the system, picked two fresh lychees, and threw them into the soup pond through the vent hole.
"It's done."
Concubine Yang reached out to catch the dropped lychees.
"Try it fresh?"
Concubine Yang Guifei peeled off the lychee and asked worriedly, "Did you poison it?"
"I'll eat one, and you eat another, it's no problem at all."
Yang Hao picked one himself and ate it happily.
Concubine Yang Guifei saw that Yang Hao ate the lychee without incident, so she dared to eat it boldly.
One sip, the beauty is unspeakable, sweet to the heart.
"Good litchi, do you have any more?"
Concubine Yang Gui was so happy that she hurriedly asked Yang Hao who was on the roof.
Yang Hao replied: "Yes, but can you think of a way to get me off the roof first, I'm afraid of heights."
Concubine Yang asked suspiciously: "You were really thrown up?"
"Nonsense, have you ever seen yourself go up to the roof and can't come down? Hurry up and find a way for me."
"I can't help it either."
"Why didn't you?"
"My palace is powerless to help you down. If I call someone, wouldn't I want to destroy my innocence? The reason why I dismissed the maid is that I don't want what happened today to be heard by His Majesty. If I know that you are peeping, won't I be punished by His Majesty?" dislike."
Yang Hao was depressed: "Yes, it means that I have to continue to enjoy the cool on it."
"There are also lychees, no, give them to me."
Yang Yuhuan stretched out her hand to ask for the answer.
"Yes, it's all for you."
Yang Hao picked off the lychees one by one, and smashed them down one by one in a teasing mood.
"Oh, slow down, it's all fallen into the hot water, and the lychees will not taste good when they are heated."
Concubine Yang Guifei rescued litchi like a cat and swam in the soup pool.
Yang Hao feasted his eyes on the beautiful women playing in the water.
Soon, a bunch of lychees was thrown away.
Concubine Yang ate the lychees and was very satisfied. She asked curiously, "Why are the lychees you gave so fresh, while others' lychees are not tasty?"
Yang Hao replied: "That's because I have special tools that can keep the temperature low."
"It's a lie, if it is escorted with ice, even if it is delivered, the lychees will be frozen."
"I can't see it, I'm quite knowledgeable. Yes, low temperature will freeze the lychee, so to keep it fresh, the temperature must be 0-4 degrees, not below zero."
"0-4 degrees? Below zero?"
Concubine Yang Gui was dumbfounded and didn't quite understand.
Yang Hao explained: "It means that the temperature should be just at the level of freezing, but not freezing. At such a temperature, wrapping the lychee and delivering it will ensure the fresh taste."
Concubine Yang nodded her head, twitched her small mouth, and asked, "Do you still have fresh lychees? You just threw them all in the pool. After being thrown in hot water, you feel a little sour."
"If you find a way to get me down, I'll give you fresh lychees to eat, or there will be no more."
"No, if I call someone, you will definitely not survive."
"Then I'll starve to death sooner or later on this roof, no, it's not starvation, but I'll be suffocated by urine. I want to pee. You can't tell me to pee in your pool."
"Ah, how dare you be presumptuous!"
"I dare, but I can't, I'm going to pee."
Yang Hao got up and unbuttoned his pants.
Concubine Yang Gui was dumbfounded, and hurriedly climbed out of the pool in fright.
Crash.
The water literally poured down.
"Bold and rascal, I want to kill you shameless lunatic."
(End of this chapter)
"Wait a minute, the Tang Dynasty regards fat as beauty, I'm not spying on a fat sister taking a shower, am I?"
Thinking of this, Yang Hao couldn't help but tremble all over.
Think about it or forget it, don't look at it.
Still, I couldn't stop being curious.
After all, it's all here, anyway, I won't go down to the roof for a while, otherwise I'll just take a look.
Untie the tiles, remove the equipment on his body, and rush down to aim.
The water vapor is hazy, rushing straight out of the roof.
Yang Hao waved, relying on his good eyesight, he saw clearly the situation in Tangchi.
What a big bathroom, it's really in the shape of a crabapple flower.
Such a big soup pool was occupied by one person.
A man was bathing in white water.
I can't see the face clearly, but with the jade back exposed, I can be sure that this is definitely not a fat man.
Yang Hao found himself stupid.
Yang Yuhuan is a famous dancer in history, who can dance neon clothes.
It is said that the dancing posture is graceful and the body is graceful and light.
If this is a big fat man, could he be able to dance the neon dress dance?
"Look at my stupidity, I believe what people say, but it's a pity that I can't see the real face, and I don't know how beautiful it is."
Yang Hao muttered.
A drop of saliva accidentally fell out of his mouth.
"I rely on!"
Yang Hao reached out to fish it, but unfortunately he didn't catch it.
Saliva fell from the mouth of the peeping tile.
Snapped!
Coincidentally, it fell on Yang Yuhuan's jade back.
"It's over."
Yang Hao was so frightened that he quickly closed the tiles.
Yang Yuhuan stopped playing in the water and raised her head to look at the roof.
I didn't see anything wrong with it, it was thought that the water vapor condensed, and the water fell from the eaves, dripping on my body.
"Go and get some iced bayberries."
Yang Yuhuan ordered.
"Yes."
The maid went to fetch it.
Yang Hao saw that he hadn't noticed him, so he boldly peeked again.
But it's a pity, I still can't see the face, there is no way, the angle is not suitable, but Yang Yuhuan, who stopped swimming, is really plump somewhere.
"No wonder the world says she's fat. It turns out she's fat where she should be. Tsk tsk, is it D or E? It's more than just visual inspection."
Yang Hao thought wildly.
The iced bayberry brought by the maid came.
Concubine Yang Gui leaned against the soup pool and asked them to squeeze their shoulders while enjoying the iced bayberry.
This raised his head, satisfying Yang Hao's great curiosity.
The goose egg face is beautiful, the cheeks are a little fleshy, but very cute, the willow-leaf eyebrows are curved, with the graceful and soft beauty of Jiangnan women, very delicate and gentle, although the eyes are closed, but from the outline, it can be seen that The eyes are very big, the eyelashes are very long, and they are curved and upturned. They must be very charming when they are opened.
With a straight Qiong nose, tall and delicate, the corners of the lower mouth are slightly upturned, shy and smiling, with a thrilling beauty, and the beauty of Xiaojiabiyu, the girl next door.
"No wonder it can be called one of the four ancient beauties. This beauty makes people drool."
Yang Hao was so excited that he was about to drool, and continued to suck his own saliva.
But still too late.
Snapped!
Concubine Yang is opening her mouth and waiting for the maid to feed the bayberry.
As a result, when the red bayberry came into his mouth, a mouthful of fine nectar and jade dew came out.
She opened her eyes abruptly, and met the peeping Yang Haolai.
Concubine Yang Gui was shocked.
Mei's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief.
Yang Hao was terrified, and hurriedly shrank his head in fright.
I thought I was going to recruit the palace guards.
Unexpectedly, Concubine Yang Guifei did not alarm the guards, but ordered coldly: "Everyone withdraw from Huaqing Pool."
"Yes."
The maid exited the door.
Concubine Yang continued to shout: "Exit the palace."
The maids were all very surprised, but they didn't dare to disobey the lady's will, and hurriedly withdrew from the palace.
The entire Huaqing Pool hall was emptied inside and out.
Concubine Yang looked at the peeping vent above her head, and shouted coldly: "Who are you, you are such a daring thief, how dare you peep at me."
Yang Hao poked his head out, greeted Concubine Yang with a smile and said, "I'm sorry, I was thrown on the roof. I can't get down now, so I just wanted to see what's in the house, but I ran into you taking a bath. By the way, beautiful woman , who are you?"
"Thief, don't pretend to be confused, this place is the palace, who has the power to throw you on the roof of the palace?"
Concubine Yang Gui is not stupid.
Seeing that he couldn't fool you, Yang Hao said with a wry smile, "If I said, I'm here to give you fresh lychees, would you believe me?"
"Your hands are empty, where did you get the litchi?"
"Who said no, wait a minute."
Yang Hao immediately took out the refrigerator from the system, picked two fresh lychees, and threw them into the soup pond through the vent hole.
"It's done."
Concubine Yang reached out to catch the dropped lychees.
"Try it fresh?"
Concubine Yang Guifei peeled off the lychee and asked worriedly, "Did you poison it?"
"I'll eat one, and you eat another, it's no problem at all."
Yang Hao picked one himself and ate it happily.
Concubine Yang Guifei saw that Yang Hao ate the lychee without incident, so she dared to eat it boldly.
One sip, the beauty is unspeakable, sweet to the heart.
"Good litchi, do you have any more?"
Concubine Yang Gui was so happy that she hurriedly asked Yang Hao who was on the roof.
Yang Hao replied: "Yes, but can you think of a way to get me off the roof first, I'm afraid of heights."
Concubine Yang asked suspiciously: "You were really thrown up?"
"Nonsense, have you ever seen yourself go up to the roof and can't come down? Hurry up and find a way for me."
"I can't help it either."
"Why didn't you?"
"My palace is powerless to help you down. If I call someone, wouldn't I want to destroy my innocence? The reason why I dismissed the maid is that I don't want what happened today to be heard by His Majesty. If I know that you are peeping, won't I be punished by His Majesty?" dislike."
Yang Hao was depressed: "Yes, it means that I have to continue to enjoy the cool on it."
"There are also lychees, no, give them to me."
Yang Yuhuan stretched out her hand to ask for the answer.
"Yes, it's all for you."
Yang Hao picked off the lychees one by one, and smashed them down one by one in a teasing mood.
"Oh, slow down, it's all fallen into the hot water, and the lychees will not taste good when they are heated."
Concubine Yang Guifei rescued litchi like a cat and swam in the soup pool.
Yang Hao feasted his eyes on the beautiful women playing in the water.
Soon, a bunch of lychees was thrown away.
Concubine Yang ate the lychees and was very satisfied. She asked curiously, "Why are the lychees you gave so fresh, while others' lychees are not tasty?"
Yang Hao replied: "That's because I have special tools that can keep the temperature low."
"It's a lie, if it is escorted with ice, even if it is delivered, the lychees will be frozen."
"I can't see it, I'm quite knowledgeable. Yes, low temperature will freeze the lychee, so to keep it fresh, the temperature must be 0-4 degrees, not below zero."
"0-4 degrees? Below zero?"
Concubine Yang Gui was dumbfounded and didn't quite understand.
Yang Hao explained: "It means that the temperature should be just at the level of freezing, but not freezing. At such a temperature, wrapping the lychee and delivering it will ensure the fresh taste."
Concubine Yang nodded her head, twitched her small mouth, and asked, "Do you still have fresh lychees? You just threw them all in the pool. After being thrown in hot water, you feel a little sour."
"If you find a way to get me down, I'll give you fresh lychees to eat, or there will be no more."
"No, if I call someone, you will definitely not survive."
"Then I'll starve to death sooner or later on this roof, no, it's not starvation, but I'll be suffocated by urine. I want to pee. You can't tell me to pee in your pool."
"Ah, how dare you be presumptuous!"
"I dare, but I can't, I'm going to pee."
Yang Hao got up and unbuttoned his pants.
Concubine Yang Gui was dumbfounded, and hurriedly climbed out of the pool in fright.
Crash.
The water literally poured down.
"Bold and rascal, I want to kill you shameless lunatic."
(End of this chapter)
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