Siheyuan: Damao carried me back from under the bridge

"Everyone, I have a large family, unlike a married couple who have more money than they can spend. Since Yi Zhonghai has opened this opportunity to donate money, I will donate two yuan!"

As Liu Haizhong spoke, he also took out two dollars from his pocket and placed them on the stone table where the money was donated.

The third uncle got up and wanted to take the two cents directly, but he hadn’t taken the money yet! Liu Haizhong laughed at him: "Old Yan, you won't only get a dime, right?"

Men, no matter how stingy they are, still want to save face.

"How is it possible? You both have such a high level of awareness. I can't let you fall too far behind. I'll donate [-] cents."

After the third uncle put down the fifty cents, his heart was bleeding. Before leaving, he couldn't help but look back at his fifty cents.

The second aunt and the third aunt standing not far away also looked distressed.

Oh shit! This prodigal man donated so much at once.

After the three uncles finished donating, all three of them looked at He Yuzhu.

He Yuzhu coughed dryly, and then walked to the table where the donations were placed: "You also know the situation of my family. I have no mother since I was a child, and my father ran away with a widow. There is also a younger sister at home who is studying. She is already twenty-six years old. I haven't married a wife yet, so I won't compete with the three uncles for financial resources. However, although I don't have the money, I still have the heart. I specially asked He Yuyu to count [-] peanuts at home. Counting them one by one, these three hundred peanuts all have meanings. I hope the three children of the Jia family can live a long life..."

He Yuzhu chatted a lot and put the peanuts wrapped in newspapers on the table where donations were placed.

Oh my god, I donated three hundred peanuts and still found so many words to say...Xu Damao was convinced, and the peanuts seemed to be borrowed from their family, right?

Oh shit! Just borrowed it.

"Xiao'e, go home and count three hundred peanuts."

After He Yuzhu finished donating, many people in the courtyard went home silently and counted peanuts.

What a good meaning!

Seeing that He Yuzhu only took out three hundred peanuts, Yi Zhonghai's face turned as black as coal.

He Yuzhu What does this mean?

Is this cheating him?

Although he knew that he had been cheated, Yi Zhonghai did not have an attack.

Because he still wasn't sure why He Yuzhu did this.

In Yi Zhonghai's eyes, He Yuzhu has always been a fool who listened to him.

I have to ask He Yuzhu in private later.

Yi Zhonghai didn't have any attacks, but Jia Zhang quit.

We agreed to three hundred, but now you give me three hundred peanuts.

Jia Zhang didn't even cry anymore. She walked quickly to He Yuzhu, picked up the [-] peanuts donated by He Yuzhu, and asked He Yuzhu: "Silly Zhu, what do you mean? Didn't you agree to give it to me?" Will my family donate [-]? Why did it turn into peanuts?"

Looking at Mrs. Jia Zhang, who looked a little ferocious, He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised: "It's three hundred! If you don't believe me, you can count, there are not even one."

"How many farts?" Jia Zhang angrily smashed the newspaper bag containing peanuts in her hand on the ground: "I said three hundred yuan, you take three hundred peanuts, how can you fool me?"

Everyone was confused when they saw Jia Zhang stopping He Yuzhu and asking for [-] yuan.

Three hundred yuan can buy a job.

You asked someone to donate [-] yuan to you?

Regarding Jia Zhang's request for [-] yuan, He Yuzhu could only say innocently: "Aunt Jia, what are you talking about! How can I donate [-] yuan to you? If you sell me, I'm worth it too Less than three hundred."

Jia Zhang's face sank: "I don't care, if you don't give me three hundred yuan today, you can't leave."

"Aunt, you're not asking for a donation, you're just stealing." He Yuzhu said, picking up the peanuts that Jia Zhang had thrown on the ground, and handing them to Jia Zhang.

Jia Zhang took the peanuts handed over by He Yuzhu and threw them on the ground hard this time. The newspaper was instantly smashed and the peanuts were scattered on the ground. Then she looked at He Yuzhu fiercely: "What's the obvious robbery? You clearly promised it." .”

"This, this, this..." He Yuzhu looked helpless: "Aunt, you are being unreasonable. You asked everyone to donate, and then the big guys came. In fact, your Jia family still hasn't received a compensation payment. , the compensation amount is several hundred! Moreover, Jia Dongxu died on the job, and his job can be inherited by his family. Why is your Jia family still short of money? You said you can't consume everyone's sympathy here. ah!"

After hearing He Yuzhu's analysis, everyone reacted.

Jia Dongxu has compensation, so why don't they donate it?

The third aunt was the first to step forward and took back the fifty cents donated by Yan Bugui.

The second aunt followed closely behind and also took away the two dollars donated.

The problem now lies with Yi Zhonghai, whether he will take it or not.

Before the first man could finish thinking, the second aunt pushed the first aunt to get the fifty yuan, but Mrs. Jia Zhang snatched it away: "This is what the first man donated to our family."

It's better than nothing, take the money first and then talk about it.

Yi Zhonghai watched helplessly as his fifty yuan was taken away, but in order to save his face, he did not ask for it.

However, after suffering such a big loss, Yi Zhonghai still wanted to say something about He Yuzhu: "Zhuzhu, I don't know when the compensation will be paid out! It's Qin Huairu who will inherit the job. She is pregnant now, and it will take at least half a year to get the compensation." Go, orphans and widowers have to live for most of the year, so this money still needs to be donated."

"Her second aunt and third aunt, you have donated this money, why are you still taking it back? Look at the Jia family now, they don't even have money to bury Dongxu. What do we, the elders, have if we get some?" What’s the relationship?”

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai stood on the moral high ground and began to preach to everyone.

The money that the second aunt and the third aunt had just taken back, now Yi Zhonghai said, it was not good to put it back, it would be embarrassing to take it back.

uncomfortable.

At this moment, Jia Zhang was still blocking He Yuzhu from leaving.

You promised to donate [-], and now you are giving [-] peanuts. How can she accept this?

Even Qin Huairu looked at He Yuzhu with a bit of resentment.

"Master, there is actually no need to donate money. The day before yesterday, Jia Dongxu knelt down to recognize you as his godfather. Although he had not yet come to deliver the wedding gift, it was accepted after all. Logically speaking, Dongxu is also your son now. We You can't say that when a person is alive, he calls him "godfather" one after another, but once he dies, he doesn't care about it, right! Your monthly salary is dozens of dollars, and the old couple can't spend it all. This awesome thing is also your godson, so you can't. You should shoulder the responsibility of being a godfather, right?"

He Yuzhu was planning to distract Jia Zhang's attention. Why did he keep blocking him like this?

In fact, this is also part of He Yuzhu's little plan. Don't your Jia family want to find someone to suck blood?

Don't look for me, just look for Mr. Yi. He likes to be a good person.

Hearing what He Yuzhu said, Jia Zhang immediately shifted his attention and looked directly at Yi Zhonghai.

He Yuzhu took advantage of the fact that Jia Zhang's attention was not on him and quietly slipped behind Xu Damao.

When He Yuzhu arrived behind him, Xu Damao started to ask: "Silly Zhu, which song are you singing?"

He Yuzhu made a silent gesture: "I'll tell you later."