ALL NOVEL Chapter 11 The Myth In The Toilet
The stench filled the room, and Ye Xiaoshu rushed to the toilet in three steps and two steps at a time.
"Pfft, time, time, time~"
A rhythmic sound echoed in the toilet.
"Didn't I say I won't cheat people?" Ye Xiaoshu clutched his stomach and tried his best to vent the turbidity in his body.
He thought about how he could pull out so much 'goods' even if he didn't eat much today.
He only felt that the impurities in his limbs and bones, as well as the shackles that blocked his meridians, were sucked into his stomach by an unknown force.
Then it spewed out.
It stinks so much!
"Damn, this stinks too much..."
Even though Ye Xiaoshu could offset the smell by pinching his nose, he couldn't resist the irritation in his eyes.
Too flavorful. .
As the shackles of the body that have been hindering the improvement of strength are eliminated,
A vast spiritual energy rushed into the body.
Over the years, it’s not that Ye Xiaoshu hasn’t cultivated, but no matter how he cultivates, his level has always been at Black Iron One Star.
Never changed.
And today, all the regrets of the past have been made up for.
The level jumped all the way from Black Iron One to Black Iron Five Star.
These ten packs of spicy strips will bring you more than just that.
Not only were the impurities in the body removed, but the speed of spiritual energy in the body also began to increase exponentially.
He is an F-level talent.
Level F means that it is impossible to practice.
But at this time, as he flew down three thousand feet, his talent soared.
Gradually promoted to E, then D, and even to A.
It's not over yet, the level is still rising.
The whole process lasted more than an hour.
"My legs are numb from squatting... When will it end!"
Ye Xiaoshu shouted helplessly.
Very strange!
It’s really weird!
Others practice cultivation by bathing, changing clothes, and sitting cross-legged in meditation.
Improve your strength through meditation practice.
How come you are getting thinner all the way through your own cultivation?
This method of cultivation. . . Somewhat strange.
"Bang~"
A slight sound sounded within Ye Xiaoshu's bones.
The level has officially entered S level.
Just when Ye Xiaoshu thought that promotion to this stage was over.
After all, in the whole of China, there are countless people with S-level talent.
But it turned out that he had thought too much, and a stronger wave came.
This spicy strip is so delicious.
If it were on the shelves of pharmacies, it would be several times more powerful than those laxatives.
Two hours later——
I saw a young man with trembling legs, holding on to the wall and walking out slowly.
SSS level talent.
No one believes that a myth was born in the toilet.
The world's first SSS-level genius.
I did nothing that night except clean up the messy bathroom.
"It's so annoying. It lasted almost four hours."
This is also due to Ye Xiaoshu, who ate more than ten packets at a time.
In addition, his basic talent was too poor, and the process of marrow cleansing discharged a huge amount of impurities.
After spending an hour cleaning the bathroom, I took a shower.
Ye Xiaoshu sat on the bed.
I only heard the sound of the mobile phone that was left on the bed.
When I turned on my phone, I saw that they were basically messages from classmates.
Melon farmer: Brother Shu, you are popular!
Melon Farmer: (Video reposted: The delivery boy is actually a hidden chef?)
Guanong: Now the popularity of your video has reached more than 100,000.
Ye Xiaoshu curiously clicked on the video, which showed him cooking.
There are many comments below.
Netizen A: It’s fake, the hotel is creating hype.
Netizen B: I’m at the scene! I am that piece of meat!
Netizen C: The little brother who knows how to cook! My criteria for choosing a mate!
. . . . . . .
Ye Xiaoshu looked at these netizens' comments and found them interesting, so he also posted two words:
Brother Shu: Show your embarrassment.
It was a bit pretentious, and someone responded quickly.
Netizen B: Catch me!
Netizen G: @树哥, he is my classmate! it's him!
Some people scolded Ye Xiaoshu below, while others praised him below.
Some extreme girls even say things like, "I'm going to give you a monkey".
These people's comments suddenly found an outlet.
A huge amount of emotion surged in all of a sudden.
Everyone may only be able to increase by one or two points.
But the power of the crowd is powerful, and the skill points reached more than 2,000 in an instant.
Exhale the panel and point your finger on the madness skill.
[Crazy (Mastery) lv1]
Each upgrade requires 100 skill points
Now he has more than 2,000 skill points, and he directly hit level ten.
He wondered if there were levels beyond mastery.
[Crazy (Perfection) lv1]
Each upgrade requires 1000 skill points
Strength increases by 800% and continues to consume spiritual energy
Continue to restore good health
Additional calmness
“I can actually add...”
Ye Xiaoshu looked at the required skill points and murmured.
It seems that it is not possible to upgrade for the time being.
Ye Xiaoshu picked up his phone and turned off the video, then opened the chat software.
I slid down boredly,
Immediately I discovered something amazing.
There is a person named (Yanzi) among my friends.
In the past, Ye Xiaoshu seemed to have sent thousands of messages to each other.
Driven by curiosity, Ye Xiaoshu clicked on the chat history and flipped through it.
Brother Shu: Good morning.
Brother Shu: It’s noon. Have you eaten?
Brother Shu: It's night, it's getting cold, please keep warm.
Brother Shu: Good morning.
Brother Shu: Can you please pay attention to me? . . .
Swallow: Get out.
Brother Shu: Hehe, I know you have me in your heart.
Ye Xiaoshu read this paragraph awkwardly.
Isn't this just dog licking?
Click on Yanzi's profile picture to see the other person's recent circle of friends.
There are some selfies, and she looks like a pretty little girl.
She is very pure and cute, and the way she bites her cherry lips is a little charming.
Looking over and over, Ye Xiaoshu only felt that how could she be as good-looking as Rou Mengyao?
There is such a beautiful beauty at home.
Will you still like this little girl?
Ye Xiaoshu looked through his memories and probably understood a little bit.
This little girl named Yanzi is the beauty of Ye Xiaoshu's school.
Ye Xiaoshu looked at the last chat history again.
Brother Shu: Swallow, actually I am. . .
Brother Shu: Actually, I like you! ! ! !
Yanzi: Stop thinking nonsense, I'm going to sleep.
Brother Shu: Yanzi, don’t leave, I like you!
Brother Shu: Yanzi, how can I live without you!
Brother Shu: Swallow! ! !
Brother Shu: ♡o(╥﹏╥)o ♥♡
The text above seems to have pictures,
Ye Xiaoshu was so embarrassed that he almost pushed his toes out of the three rooms and one living room.
Licking really. . .
Yanzi's circle of friends that day was the screenshot of Ye Xiaoshu's record, with the title above. . .
"Dog licking is so annoying. 》
There were also many transfer records of ten and twenty yuan in the chat, all of which were transferred to her by Ye Xiaoshu.
Rou Mengyao worked hard to make money outside.
Is this guy just wasting his money?
Ye Xiaoshu was a little angry and threw the phone aside.
As if something suddenly occurred to him, he quickly walked to the place where the clothes were hung and took out the bottle from his coat.
Jade bone paste.
Something the head teacher gave me yesterday.
Ye Xiaoshu picked up his phone again and searched for this thing.
Those who can get the Jade Bone Paste are either rich young men or those who have achieved good results in their studies.
The market price of this small bottle in Ye Xiaoshu's hand was hundreds of thousands.
Ordinary people simply can't afford it.
More than 10,000 yuan is enough for the siblings to live in poverty for a year.
Open the bottle cap.
A fragrant smell came out.
Take a clean spoon from the kitchen, scoop out a little bit, and put it on your lap.
Other than feeling a little cold, I didn't feel anything at all.
It is said on the Internet that the function of jade bone paste is to improve bones and increase bone strength and talent.
The marrow-cleansing spicy strips had already washed away all the impurities in his body, so this thing was of no use anymore.
It's useless though. . . But you can sell it for money!
Ye Xiaoshu quickly put away the jade bone paste and prepared to lie on the bed happily.
As soon as I lay down, the whole bed was finally overwhelmed.
"Boom" sound.
Collapsed!