ALL NOVEL Chapter 905 Fatty Cries
Li Tian said: "Fat man, why don't we make two mobile phones and play with them? What do you think?"
The fat man pursed his lips and said: "It's not that I haven't thought about making mobile phones. The main reason is that there are no players. Now your dad doesn't allow the outside world to develop technology. There aren't many players, so it's not interesting for us two, you know?"
Li Tian raised his lips and said, "You have forgotten that we have advanced technology. We can pick up the signal from Daxia, and then go to Daxia to buy a mobile phone. Then we can play, right?"
Going to Daxia to buy a mobile phone?
The fat man was suddenly startled, and suddenly all the sad thoughts disappeared, and he asked excitedly as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood:
"You mean to go back and buy it, but how are we going to go back?"
Li Tian smiled mysteriously and said: "You have forgotten that I have a lightyear spaceship. We can go back anytime we want, and I have the robot's contact information. We just need to tell him to open the big shield array. It's that simple. Don’t you know anything about it? You’re so stupid.”
"Snapped!"
The fat man slapped himself on the forehead. He didn't even think of this. He was really stupid. He suddenly realized and said:
"Yes, we just need to go back and connect the network! Just connect to the other party's server. I don't know how far the games in Daxia have developed now. I think they are all about interstellar wars, right? "
Li Tian saw the fat man's happy look, he was still the same heartless guy, and he felt relieved. He really thought that this guy was hurt by love, so he said:
"Fat man, tell me now, what is the most difficult thing for you to chase a girl? Let's talk about your emotional problems first. Games can never solve the pain in your heart, right?"
The fat man, who had only been excited for three seconds, immediately felt his face collapse when he heard these words, as if he had been poured cold water on him again.
The fat man pondered for a while and then said: "Brother, you don't know how hard it is to woo this woman. I don't know why, but no matter how I try to be courteous, she is especially like the kind of cold-hearted woman we have in modern times. She doesn't give me a chance at all." .
However, this woman is very kind and gentle to her sister, but she is very cold to me.
Oh, it seems like two extreme people give the character a character. I really want her to have the same expression as she treats her sister. To me, it must be beautiful. "
Li Tian saw the fat man talking and turning into a vulgar look again. He really wanted to go up and give him a slap. He still had the same virtue, without any change.
It's strange that girls would like such a vulgar look, only a fool would like it.
It's a pity that this handsome skin is tainted by his appearance.
Li Tian interrupted angrily and said, "Fat man, let's see if beautiful women can stop being so vulgar. With your vulgar look, what woman won't be scared away by you?"
"go with!"
Just as the fat man was talking enthusiastically, Li Tian poured a basin of cold water on him again, and he said with a chill in his heart:
"Can you please stop hitting me? Now that I have a pretty face, am I not loved by thousands of women? Back then, it was because I was fat that I didn't want to lose weight even through practice. I just hoped to find love, but I couldn't find it.
But now that I am so handsome, I gave it a try. People still have to face reality, and it is better to be handsome to find a woman, but I still feel that it is difficult. Can you understand my heartache, brother? "
"Okay, okay, I understand, I understand, what brothers say to each other." Li Tian hurriedly agreed to speak.
After all, this guy is like an injured little wife now, you can't have too much sex with him, it will cause unhappiness.
After all, as brothers for so many years, I still have this understanding.
"That's pretty much it, he's my brother." At this time, the fat man said with satisfaction.
Then he explained to himself: "Brother, listen to what I have to say first. In fact, for so long, I have also analyzed that the reason why Wu Yan has not been able to make progress is because of his sister.
I would rather not be with her sister. As long as her sister is not happy at all, I will not be able to get close to Wu Yan. This woman also has a very shaky personality and doesn't like me.
As a result, both sisters disliked me and drove me away every time they went there. Oh, do you think it's irritating or not? "
When Li Tian heard this, he interrupted and said, "Didn't you give your girlfriend something? Just like Daxia, you give her all kinds of gifts. If you have nothing to do, go to town and buy something."
sweat!
The fat man sighed and said in a more sad mood: "I didn't give you anything. I gave you everything you wanted, and I used all the tricks. They just didn't accept it, and they didn't even look at it.
Sometimes I find that ancient women are more difficult to woo than modern women. They are not only stubborn, but also very intolerant. Wu Yan has this kind of personality that avoids strangers, and it is difficult to get close and communicate with her. "
"Hehehe!"
Li Tian laughed when he heard this unkindness, "What? There is still a time when we are stumped by our love saint?"
Being laughed at, the fat man became a little angry and said loudly: "What are you laughing at? What do you mean? You make fun of my brother like this again. You are still not my good brother. Can't you be reborn and inherit someone else's character?"
Li Tian came over, raised his hand and patted the fat man on the shoulder, and said meaningfully:
"Fat man, don't you think that this sister-in-law's character is actually the easiest to handle? After your description and analysis, you must deal with her sister.
Have you forgotten that the trick you once knew best was something you always said? When chasing a woman, you must first get her best friend. If you can't get her sister, do you think you can get her sister?
Don't forget, they both grew up as orphans. You can't handle anyone who is unhappy. Since there is no way to get close to her, a sister who likes to play, hehe, then we have more opportunities. "