ALL NOVEL Chapter 34 My unexpected death
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Lu Chengwen looked at the legs of the stool in his hand.
He thought, "What's the use of this broken thing? It was handy for fighting in school, but now standing in front of both of us is Long Autian!
The Northern Xinjiang War God!
All the people in this nightclub put together are not enough for him to entertain alone.
Hu Shuhui also came over, "Brother Long, today it's up to you. Whether I can regain my dignity depends on you!"
Long Autian smiled, "Tell your people to quiet down, I can handle it alone."
"Huh? There are quite a few of them."
"No problem." Long Autian said, "It's been long since I stretched my muscles."
Chen Moqun suddenly became furious, "Damn, he's too arrogant! I'll start with you!"
Chen Moqun was about to rush up but was pulled back by Lu Chengwen.
Chen Moqun was too fat, and with his anger driving him forward, Lu Chengwen almost couldn't hold him back. With this tug, he managed to stop, but Lu Chengwen fell to the ground.
"Why are you pulling me!?"
Lu Chengwen got up, thinking, "You don't know your death is imminent!"
Villains are always so reckless.
Lu Chengwen patted his shoulder to calm him down.
"Don't provoke that guy, we can't beat him."
"Damn, why are you such a coward? How about I take care of this guy myself?"
"You..."
"I'll talk to him first."
Chen Moqun was anxious, whispering, "I want to fight this one. Don't communicate too successfully, or it'll ruin the chance for a fight."
"I'll try my best."
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Autian, "Long brother, long time no see."
"Not that long." Long Autian said, "Let's get started."
"Not so fast." Lu Chengwen said, "I have a question to ask you."
"Please."
The people around felt these two were crazy.
They had already taken fighting stances and exchanged insults, why were they still so polite!?
Lu Chengwen said, "Brother Long, with your outstanding talent and prowess, how could you mix with trash like Hu Shuhui? Moreover, fighting in a nightclub to pick up girls is really beneath you, isn't it? We are all respectable people, so why don't I act as a peacemaker? You and Hu Shuhui can spend as much as you want tonight, it's all on me. Let's forget about this matter, how about it?"
Long Autian said, "Lu Chengwen, do you even have the right to call others trash? What are you? Don't you know? I'm going to act because of you, and Chen Moqun, you're both thoroughly rotten! Everyone in Xuecheng knows you two are a pair of villains, today I, Long Autian, am going to eradicate evil for the people!"
At this moment, Chen Mengyun walked over from behind, very frightened, "What's going on? Why are there so many people?"
Chen Mengyun had just gone to the bathroom. The "intimidation" and "Need for Speed" by Lu Chengwen had made this girl anxious to go to the bathroom, knowing her brother was okay, she hurried to the bathroom first.
Inside, she heard the noise outside and knew something was wrong. When she came out to see, sure enough, even Hu Shuhui was there.
At this moment, Long Autian and Chen Mengyun met eyes, sparks flying.
Long Autian was stunned.
He silently sang in his heart:
"What a beautiful woman, rare in the world. Like a flower, like a jade, resembling a celestial being. Plain words, slender waist, a scene of romance, like a flower, like a jade overshadowing all others. Thinking to this point, it's not the Peach Banquet, but how has Chang'e left the Guanghan Palace? She's like the Ajiao woman picking chrysanthemums in the southern mountains, and I'm like that Chen Guanxi…"
Chen Mengyun saw Long Autian and also felt a little distracted.
This person is so strange, why does he keep staring at me?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but nervously hide behind Lu Chengwen.
Lu Chengwen thought to himself:
[Alright, the situation is resolved. The male and female leads finally meet.]
[Next, Chen Mengyun should fall in love at first sight with Long Autian, then they'll hold hands and chat.]
[Hmm, it's a pity, but Chen Mengyun is destined to be one of Long Autian's harem, you and Leng Qingqiu can be sisters.]
Lu Chengwen smiled and said, "Long brother, let me introduce you, this is Miss Chen, the young lady of the Chen family, Chen Mengyun."
Chen Mengyun knew what Lu Chengwen was thinking, her face flushed with anger, glaring at Lu Chengwen.
Lu Chengwen smiled and said, "Mengyun, let me introduce you, this is Long Autian."
Long Autian quickly clasped his fists and said, "Miss Chen, nice to meet you."
Chen Mengyun ignored him, her face stern, "What are so many people doing here? Little Three? What are you guys doing? What are you holding weapons for? Do you still think you're in school? Haven't you grown up yet?"
Little Three and the others were scolded by Chen Mengyun, feeling embarrassed, quickly hiding the weapons behind them.
Long Autian also felt a bit embarrassed, didn'and t expect to encounter the young lady of the Chen family here.
Now it's definitely inappropriate to beat up her brother.
At this time, Hu Shuhui jumped out, "Damn it! Stupid woman, you and Lu Chengwen teamed up to trick me, don't think I don't know! Long brother, help me take care of them, tonight I'll find you ten girls, I guarantee they're all lively and enthusiastic!"
Long Autian pushed him away, "This friend, don't come so close to me, I, Long Autian, keep myself clean, how could I find prostitutes?"
"Huh?" Hu Shuhui hadn't figured out the situation yet, "Didn't we agree to have fun tonight, you told me you're invincible, can handle ten in a night, we're all waiting to see you perform…"
"Nonsense!" Long Autian was so angry he stuttered, "I, with my noble character, great sentiment, pure soul, and... anyway, I have never and will never, indulge in such vulgarities."
Hu Shuhui was completely dumbfounded, "Then what about Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan?"
"Don't want them! How the hell would I know who Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan are?"
"They're the two who just sat on your lap and fed you drinks mouth to mouth! You even said Xiao Hong's butt is elastic, Xiao Lan's breasts feel good…"
Long Autian angrily narrowed his eyes, "You got the wrong person!"
Chen Moqun walked up to Lu Chengwen with the legs of the stool, asking in a low voice, "What's going on? Are these two idiots out of their minds?"
Lu Chengwen smiled.
[Too hilarious! This plot, hey, that stupid author definitely can't write it.]
[Today, let's go for broke! Just see if I'm witty or not!]
Lu Chengwen also approached Chen Moqun, "The legs of a stool mean nothing. Times have changed, let's have a battle of wits today."
As he spoke, he gestured to Chen Moqun.
Chen Moqun's big eyes turned a few times, nodding quickly, "Good show."
Chen Mengyun stood behind the two, her eyes full of hatred as she looked back and forth between these two extremely slick characters.
Lu Chengwen said, "It's him! Brother Long! It was him before, trying to insult the sister of my good brother, Miss Chen Mengyun! Fortunately, I arrived in time and protected Miss Mengyun's innocence!"
Lu Chengwen pounded his chest, "Unfortunately! Hu Shuhui's family is too powerful, we can't afford to offend him! If I had the courage, I would definitely tear him limb from limb!"
Hu Shuhui became anxious: "Lu Chengwen, you're smart enough, but don't think you can get away with it today!"
Chen Moqun also quickly threw the stool leg: "Sis! This person bullied you, but I dare not seek revenge on him. I can't beat him! I hate myself!"
Long Aotian immediately became furious: "You bullied Miss Chen?"
Hu Shuhui was stunned, thinking, "What the hell is this guy!?"
Why is he still coming at me?
He whispered, "Hey! We're on the same side, what are you doing!?"
Long Aotian slapped him loudly: "Who the hell is on the same side with scum like you?"
Hu Shuhui's head tilted and didn't come back, his mind was not functioning.
"Wow! So brave!"
Chen Mengyun put her fingertips in her mouth, looking particularly infatuated.
"Hmm!?"
Lu Chengwen and Chen Moqun turned their heads together, looking at Chen Mengyun, feeling like they were looking at a stranger.
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes:
[So, big sister, you're also good at acting!]
Long Aotian couldn't handle seeing Chen Mengyun, it was unbearable.
If Qingqiu was the type that grew in Lu Chengwen's heart, then Chen Mengyun was the type that grew in Long Aotian's heart.
Lu Chengwen was lost in Qingqiu, and Long Aotian was captivated by Chen Mengyun.
For him, every movement, every compliment from Chen Mengyun was like taking a dose of a potent drug!
It went straight to his head!
His whole being was dizzy.
Chen Mengyun continued, "Hu Shuhui, I kindly invited you to dinner, but you dare to bully me! Unfortunately, I'm a girl and the eldest daughter of the Chen family. It's not appropriate for me to take you to court. However, your evil deeds will catch up with you sooner or later!"
What is this?
This is sheer hatred!
Hu Shuhui touched his hot cheek and looked at Long Aotian, "Long Aotian, have you lost your damn mind? You dare to hit me?!"
Slap!
Another resounding slap.
Long Aotian might not excel in other things, but beating people was his forte.
Beating villains had countless tricks.
This slap was loud! Loud!
Hu Shuhui turned his head back, blood gushing from his nostrils.
"Long Aotian, you bastard..."
Slap, slap, slap, slap...
Long Aotian grabbed his collar with one hand, and with the other, he delivered consecutive slaps.
After a while, Long Aotian finally stopped, looking coldly at him, "I hate the scum who disrespect women the most."
Hu Shuhui was barely conscious, looking back at his group of lackeys helplessly, "Are you just going to watch him hit me?"
At this moment, Hu Shuhui's lackeys finally realized.
"Let go of our young master!"
"You brat, let go now!"
Long Aotian smiled slightly, closed the door, leaving only a small gap, and said with a smile inside, "Give me a minute."
The door was tightly closed.
Outside, there were sounds of banging and crashing.
Chen Moqun laughed, "What's going on with this idiot?"
Lu Chengwen also laughed uncontrollably, "Haven't you figured it out yet? He's taken a liking to your sister."
"Damn it! Just him? My sister belongs to you. No one else can be my brother-in-law except you in this lifetime!"
Chen Mengyun tapped Chen Moqun's head, "Stop talking nonsense! Lu Chengwen, what's going on?"
Lu Chengwen smiled, "You'll find out slowly. This guy is actually not bad, exceptionally talented, and... let me put it this way, if your life were a movie, he'd be the leading male actor. Son of Destiny, invincible against gods and buddhas."
"You mean, I should be with him?"
"It's your destiny, no one can escape destiny."
Chen Mengyun was furious.
Chen Moqun said, "Lu Chengwen, what nonsense are you talking about? My sister must be yours!"
Lu Chengwen hurriedly said, "Don't say this in front of him, anyone who competes with him for a woman will have a dead end."
"Why are you afraid of him?"
"Not only me, but you should also be afraid of him."
"I'm not afraid of him!"
"You must be afraid of him!"
"I'm not afraid, I'm going to beat him up now!"
Lu Chengwen grabbed him, "Can you understand human language? He's the main character! Son of Destiny! Both of us combined aren't enough for him to beat up. You might end up losing your life. Do you understand? Stay away from him in the future! Speak politely to him!"
"No, why are you such a coward?"
"In short, don't argue with him, don't compete with him for women, don't do anything bad in front of him. If you can do these three things, you can survive! Your family..."
At this moment, the door pushed open, and Long Aotian, with a smile, said, "It's settled."
Several people looked outside, "Bodies everywhere."
Chen Moqun was stunned, "You... did it alone?"
Zhao Gang wiped the sweat from his forehead, suddenly understanding something when he looked at his boss.
Long Aotian walked in gently, "Sorry for the scare, everyone. I happened to encounter him, thinking he was an upright gentleman, but unexpectedly, he was a complete villain. Miss Chen, rest assured, with me around, he won't dare to approach you."
Chen Mengyun looked at Lu Chengwen, and Lu Chengwen gestured to her:
[Go ahead! Go! Chat! Talk! Your true love has arrived!]
Chen Mengyun gritted her teeth in hatred.
Suddenly, she smiled, "Brother Aotian, right?"
"Sister Mengyun."
"Thank you, Brother Aotian, for helping me vent. I don't know how to thank you."
"Sister Mengyun, you're too polite. I dare to ask if you would like to have a cup of coffee with me. Would Miss Mengyun honor me with your presence?"
"Sure! But there's someone else who has been bullying me for many years, I'm very scared."
"Who!?"
Chen Mengyun pointed at Lu Chengwen, "It's him!"
Lu Chengwen originally thought the plot had finally returned to normal.
He was relieved and excited. He had truly made the male and female leads fall in love at first sight with his wisdom. This storyline shouldn't require his attention anymore.
Originally wearing a relieved smile, his smile vanished instantly when Chen Mengyun pointed at him.
Turning his head, he saw Long Aotian staring at him with an extremely unfriendly expression.
[Ah! So, this is how I die!]