ALL NOVEL Chapter 3: Chapter 2
All of a sudden there was a loud commotion across the bar. Before the ladies could turn to see what all the noise was about Yoruichi returned with a shit eating grin on her face.
"If we want something…we should take it," she said with a shrug of her shoulders. The four women turned their attention to the large table of men in the corner of the bar with all the tops ripped from their bodies. They blocked out the yelling and cursing of Renji and Ichigo and just enjoyed the view.
"Good thing they weren't in uniform. I wouldn't have wanted their Captains haori to have been destroyed," said Rangiku. They all looked at her in disgust. What a horrible time to think logically. "I would have hated for the Head Captain to burn their gorgeous bodies to ash. He's so fussy about those kinds of things," she finished.
They nodded in agreement and returned their attention to the table of confused men.
"Flash Goddess indeed," said Kukaku as she waved the waiter over to order another round.
The next couple of days all Rangiku could think about was what Yoruichi said that night, which she was surprised she remembered any of. 'If we want something we should take it.' She was right. They had spent too much time moping around feeling sorry for themselves. They deserved to have a little fun and thus the Shinigami Women's Secret Society was born.
Present day…
About an hour before the meeting was scheduled to start, Rangiku met Yoruichi at the Shihoin compound to prepare for everyone's arrival. Tonight would just be an orientation of sorts, so everyone would know what they were getting themselves into. Yoruichi had gotten gifts for all the ladies that would be presented to them after they took their oath. They also had a nice layout of refreshments and sake, which both ladies had already begun to partake of. Right as Rangiku was setting up the last chair there was a knock at the door. She squealed with excitement and yelled, "What's the password?"
"I refuse to say that word Rangiku, now let me in." It was Nanao. Punctual as always.
Rangiku slid open the small window on the door exposing only her eyes. "If you don't want Yoruichi after you I suggest you give me the password."
Nanao glared at the grinning blonde. "I won't do it."
"You won't do what?" came a voice from behind the bespectacled lieutenant. The raven-haired woman turned to see Kukaku walking up behind her with Nel in tow.
"Password," Rangiku asked again.
"Penis," Kukaku said in her loud voice as if it were the most normal thing in the world to say.
"Penis," repeated Nel happily.
Nanao gave the head of the Shiba clan a look of utter horror. "Oh don't be such a prude just say it so we can get this party started," she said with a mischievous smirk.
Rangiku opened the door to let the ladies in but quickly blocked the door with her body when Nanao tried to follow after Nel. She huffed and folded her arms over her chest as the busty woman cocked an eyebrow at her.
"Penis," she said under her breath.
"See, now was that so hard," asked Rangiku back to her jovial mood as she yanked the smaller woman inside.
As they made themselves comfortable Yoruichi let herself in through the trap door on the floor of her bedroom in the main house. There were two entrances to their secret meeting spot. The first was the door Yoruichi had just used and the second was the main entrance, which was only accessible by going through the sewer system.
It wasn't long before everyone arrived and had taken a seat. Yoruichi and Rangiku were standing in the front corner of the room laughing at the look on Nanao's face as she eyed the cup that she had been given with a pink penis shaped straw sticking out of it. They decided it was time to get started so Yoruichi stood in front of the group and called the meeting to order.
"Welcome to the first meeting of the Shinigami Women's Secret Society. I'm glad you all could join us." Before she could continue she noticed a raised in hand in the group. "Yes Orihime."
"Um, I'm sorry for interrupting but, how can I be in your society if I'm not a shinigami?" she asked sweetly.
Everyone looked to Yoruichi and waited for the answer.
"Because I said so," she answered calmly. "Anything else before we get started?" she asked looking around the room.
"How is this different from the Shinigami Women's Association?" Isane asked politely.
"I'm sure everyone is wondering that same thing so let's get started shall we."
Yoruichi moved off to the side to take her seat while Rangiku stepped in front of the group of terribly confused women.
"Hi everyone," she said obviously excited. I'm glad everyone could come. I'm going to pass this paper around and I need everyone to sign in," she said waving a piece of paper in the air before handing it to Yoruichi. "Ok now, the Shinigami Women's Secret Society will be devoted to getting every single one of you getting laid."
"What!" Rukia screeched. There was a collective gasp from around the room. Every mouth was hanging open, except for Kukaku's, who just shrugged her shoulders as she wrapped her lips around her penis straw. Nel slapped her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing her ass off. While that hadn't been what she was expecting Rangiku to say, she couldn't really say that she was surprised. Yoruichi could see that Nanao, Sui Feng and Rukia were on the verge of bolting out and tried to keep her smirk hidden. Could they be any more up tight?
"Is this a joke," asked Isane, praying that it was.
"Oh I assure you, I'm very serious. I'm sure we can all agree that there are some very handsome men in the Seireitei. I'm sure we can also agree that there has been a serious lack of excitement around here lately. We need an outlet, and this is perfect. We can have some fun and get rid of some of our…uhh…frustration."
Nanao stood up abruptly, obviously unable to listen to anymore of Rangiku's nonsense, but before she could say anything Yoruichi was on her feet as well.