The Degeneracy of Shinigami [R-18]

Rangiku stood in front of the group, waiting for everyone to settle down. She was very pleased with how the first week had gone. With Sui Feng being the first to go she had definitely had her doubts, but everything seemed to work out. The mission had actually seemed to loosen Sui Feng up, much to Yoruichi's pleasure. She laughed to herself thinking of poor Lieutenant Cifer.

"Ok listen up everyone, Kukaku is next, so settle down so she can come up and pick a name."

Rangiku looked around the room and couldn't help but feel proud. Not a single hand was empty…her baby drunks. She smiled as Kukaku came to stand in front of her with an impatient look. Yoruichi walked over with the small chest in hand, shaking it slightly to mix up the names.

"If this isn't someone good, someone's gonna die." Kukaku reached her hand into the chest grabbing the first paper her fingers touched. As soon as she saw the name on the paper she threw the paper at Yoruichi's face. "I hate you," she said as she went back to her seat. All eyes went to Yoruichi as she picked up the small sheet of paper and read the name to herself. There was a moment of silence as everyone waited to hear the name that was drawn. It was soon broken by Yoruichi's loud cackle.

"Yumichika," she finally said aloud continuing to laugh.

Kukaku just sat and glared around the room. She dared anyone else to laugh.

Week 2: Kukaku Shiba & Yumichika Ayasegawa

Mission: Etiquette – Yumichika's Charm School

Day1

The busty Shiba woman woke up still pissed about her mission. Rangiku and Yoruichi thought they were so funny. She'd definitely deal with them later. Bitches! Of all the men she could have picked it would be the one who didn't even like women. She punched the wall, wishing it was someone's face, as her dreams of getting laid faded into oblivion.

"Well there's only one thing a person can do in this situation," she said to herself. She stretched, reaching her hands far above her head, before sitting back on her bed deciding to do exactly that. Nothing.

Day 2

Kukaku thought about getting started on her mission…but then didn't. Procrastination ensued.

Day 3

"Fucking Yumichika," she said shaking her head. Kukaku had spent all day doing nothing and thinking about a certain eleventh division member. She wondered how he even got into the blood thirsty, battle loving division. Now Kenpachi, that's who she should have picked. Growing quite irritated with her situation, she stormed out of her house. She needed to hit someone, and she knew exactly where to go to do it.

When she arrived at the eleventh squad barracks she was met by their annoying pink haired Lieutenant who seemed to come from nowhere.

"Hi boobies number 2. You here to see Kenny?" she asked as she jumped on Kukaku's back. Kukaku grunted as the young girl grabbed her around the neck. Yuchiru didn't seem to realize that she wasn't as small as she used to be.

"So I'm boobies now huh? Last time I was bandage lady. Who's number one?"

"Who do you think? Rangiku! But, now that I think about it maybe you should be number three because Nel's got some pretty big boobies too…oh and cat lady" the tiny Lieutenant said.

Kukaku laughed as she began walking with Yachiru on her back. "I don't need to see Kenny if Grimmjow or Ikkaku is around."

"I'll find them," Yachiru yelled jumping from the Shiba woman's back and disappearing almost as quickly as she appeared.

She decided the logical place to look was the training grounds. Trying to keep her mind off what she would inevitably have to do before the week was over. She walked briskly towards her destination and the growing reiatsu of Ikkaku and Grimjow. She smiled to herself knowing she could always count on those two for a good fight and they weren't bad to look at either. She'd have to make sure to shred their clothes if they weren't torn to bits already. 'Maybe today won't be so shitty after all'.

There was a large crowd around the sparing men so Kukaku just shoved her way through, giving anyone who dared open their mouth a fist to the face. She'd barely gotten a chance to admire the former sixth Espada's demented yet sexy grin when she spotted something that made her stomach churn. Yumichika Ayasegawa. Not only was he not watching a great fight, but he held a mirror in his hand and was…primping? This was totally unacceptable. She couldn't let this go on, it was blasphemy. She stormed through the crowd, pushing whoever was stupid enough not to get out of the way, until she reached the fifth seat of the eleventh squad. She watched him with disgust. He didn't even notice she was there. Suppressing the growing urge to kick his ass she yelled, "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"

Yumichika made one last pose in his mirror before turning to Kukaku with a slightly irritated look. "What do you want, you savage woman?"

Kukaku's eye twitched before she took the mirror from him and threw it on the ground, breaking it into tiny pieces. He looked at her thoughtfully before shrugging and producing a mirror from inside his robe, identical to the one she just destroyed. "It's called voguing."

Her eye twitched again before she stormed off, forgetting all about the fight, leaving Yumichika behind to start on his eyelash batting exercises.

Day 4

Kukaku practiced the fine art of procrastination. Soon she would be as good at it as Byakuya was at being an asshole.

Day 5

Kukaku was supposed to meet up with her three drinking partners tonight, but knew they would give her shit when she told them she hadn't done a damn thing pertaining to her mission. The need to drink was stronger than her desire to avoid being teased by Yoruichi, so she left to meet them at their favorite bar.

When she arrived, Yoruichi and Nel were already there and before she could even get comfortable Yoruichi started.

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