Chapter 31 Happy Hour Begins
In the hall, the green vines exuded soft light. Miss Qiu closed her eyes and sat cross-legged on the futon. Her eyes moved slightly, not knowing what kind of dream she had entered.
Xie Qiutao rested on Miss Qiu's thigh, her round face still had a sweet smile even in her sleep.
"Ji~..."
Tuanzi lay between Qiutao's breasts, twitching his little paws upward twice, then turned over and looked around blankly.
Tuanzi woke up in the middle of the night, obviously not because he accidentally hit his head on the mountain, but simply because he was hungry in reality.
Tuanzi jumped on Qiu Tao's chest, and found that Taotao was sleeping more soundly than him, so he poked Miss Qiu with his wings.
"Um……"
Miss Qiu was of high moral character and did not lose her perception of reality in her dream. After noticing the movement, she opened her eyes and looked down at Tuantuan who was looking at her pitifully.
"Ji~"
Miss Qiu pursed her lips and smiled. She took out a few spiritual fruits from her arms and placed them on Qiutao's slightly spread chest. When Tuanzi lowered his head to peck at the rice, he raised his eyes to look upstairs.
I don’t know what Zuo Dazhuang is doing...
The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping peacefully.
Miss Qiu hesitated for a moment, stood up, walked up the stairs quietly, and came to the corridor on the second floor.
"Auntie, are you sure you have become a Jade-level Immortal?"
"Yes, I'm almost in the late stage... Shangguan Lingye! Let me go..."
…
In the martial arts performance hall, there was a slight noise.
Miss Qiu was slightly confused, and silently came to the window of the martial arts hall and took a look inside.
The spacious martial arts performance hall was brightly lit. Jiang Yi, dressed in a fiery red dress, was sitting in the spectator seat, her face full of anxiety and nervousness, and Leng Zhu stood behind her.
In the center of the hall, Shangguan Lingye was wearing a black military uniform and his clothes were a bit messy. He was lying on the ground with a standard 'cross life lock' and was saying:
"Are you convinced?"
Wu Qingwan was wearing a white military uniform, her right hand was held by Lingye, and her upper body was restricted by Lingye's slender legs, unable to move. There was dissatisfaction and anger on Rouwan's cheeks:
"If you don't accept it, just wait for me..."
As soon as Miss Qiu saw this battle, she knew that it was Wu Qingwan who was armed with sharp weapons and had a murderous intention. She wanted to challenge the tyrant in the back house and regain her status as the eldest sister.
Miss Qiu has observed Qingwan's aura. Judging from the strength of her meridians, energy, and soul, she has barely entered the late jade stage, and her realm is higher than hers.
But when she saw Wu Qingwan being held down by Lingye, Miss Qiu was not surprised at all.
The realm of spiritual practice is a kind of strength, but it is not the whole. The realm only represents the reserve of strength. How to convert all the strength into combat effectiveness depends on the skills learned, martial arts attainments, and fighting experience.
Qingwan is clearly strong now, her experience is still in the Youhuang Realm, and she has not mastered her own strength at all. She is very weak in Taoism, and it is not an exaggeration to say that she is the "shame of the Feiguang Realm".
This is similar to Jing Xun. For the same body, the ancestor's control and Jing Xun's control are completely different concepts.
And Shangguan Lingye is truly the strongest warlock in his field. His control over his body and skills has long been perfected. He is not afraid of Qingwan when he meets her. He is not afraid of Qingwan in a duel with fists and kicks.
But this is also temporary.
Qiu Guagua could clearly see that Shangguan Lingye had used all his strength to hold down the half-hearted Qingwan. As long as Qingwan was given some time to learn techniques and accumulate experience, he would be able to regain his position sooner or later.
After Miss Qiu watched outside for a while, her hands were itchy and she wanted to beat Shangguan Lingye, so she appeared at the window:
"Isn't it quite lively? Qingwan, why don't you take a rest first and I'll fight with her?"
Seeing this, Shangguan Lingye naturally wanted to agree. She had just used various provoking methods to trick Qingwan into challenging her to a duel. Whoever wins the bet will have "tail autonomy", and the loser can only be punished. , we cannot encourage Zuo Lingquan to offend the winner.
Now that he had succeeded, Shangguan Lingye naturally wanted to put the final word on it.
But Wu Qingwan would definitely not agree.
Wu Qingwan had no moral skills before and was bullied by Ling Ye. Now that she has the moral skills and is still being bullied, wouldn't the second uncle's work be in vain?
Wu Qingwan wished she could hold Lingye down right now and let Ling Quan make her cry. When Miss Qiu interrupted her, she naturally said:
"No, no, I'm not tired, wake me up!"
Saying that, he turned over forcefully, broke free from the restraints, and pressed Lingye again.
In order to help her aunt, Jiang Yi also took a gamble and danced with her tail on. Seeing Qingwan bring the situation back, she said excitedly:
"Okay, aunt, lock her up, she's beautiful... Sister Guagua, do you want to place a bet too?"
Miss Qiu could tell that Jiang Yi and Qingwan were not convinced by Lingye, the self-proclaimed boss, and their rivals were allies, so they naturally wanted to win over them.
Therefore, even though Miss Qiu knew that Qingwan had little chance of winning today, she still sided with her allies and said:
"Okay, I'll bet a hundred white jade beads on Qingwan to win."
Jiang Yi was naturally happy to see Guagua on their side.
Lingye, who was rolling around on the ground with Qingwan, saw that Chou Guagua was joining in the fun without knowing what he was doing, and said:
"We are all a family, so gambling is boring. We all bet on tails. Guagua, how many do you want to win?"? ?
Miss Qiu didn't quite understand: "What tail?"
"It's just jewelry, similar to hairpins and belts. If you lose, I or Zuo Lingquan will help you put it on." Lingye explained.
Jiang Yi opened her mouth, wanting to persuade Guagua not to play with fire, but wouldn't that increase the enemy's morale and destroy her own prestige, clearly saying that her aunt is no opponent and will definitely lose?
Therefore, Jiang Yi hesitated and added:
"It's just a private gadget. We have all played with it. Auntie will definitely beat her. Don't be afraid of her."
Qiu Guagua was dubious. Now that he was talking about this, he couldn't refuse, so he said rather conservatively:
"Then let me make a bet."
……——
Meanwhile, upstairs.
The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, and the silver-white moonlight shines on the endless sea of clouds.
Cui Yingying sat sideways on the terrace, leaning on the fence with her arms, listening to the laughter coming from the window below.
"Jingxun, what is the tail?"
Next to it is a piano stand with a fine guqin.
Tang Jingxun sat in front of the piano table in a decent manner, imitating Qiu Tao and becoming a 'cotton craftsman's apprentice'. When she heard Yingying's question, she explained:
"I haven't played with it either. Well...it's just a fox tail with a plug on it, so you can pretend to be a vixen."
"plug?"
Cui Yingying thought about it in her mind and looked back at her round buttocks:
"Where's the plug?"
Tang Jingxun has never tried it until now. Although he has seen a lot, he is still embarrassed to talk about it, so he said:
"Ask Xiao Zuo, he will definitely demonstrate it to you."
"..."
After all, Cui Yingying has thousands of years of experience. She analyzed it silently and came up with an incredibly big idea!
Could it be possible...eh...
This idea was so outrageous that Cui Yingying naturally did not dare to express it, so she changed the subject:
"What is this stinky bitch talking to Zuo Lingquan? She's been talking for so long."
Tang Jingxuan and her ancestor were connected by heart, and she didn't feel that her ancestor had any romantic feelings. Naturally, she wasn't worried that her ancestor would steal her man next door, and said casually:
"Who knows, maybe he is talking about some big truth.
Cui Yingying has always been dissatisfied with Shangguan Yutang. She was kicked out just now without causing trouble, which is already a face. Naturally, she can't bear this endless process.
"I'll go take a look."
Cui Yingying stood up, straightened her skirt, walked slowly to the corridor, walked to the door of the boudoir in a low voice, and listened attentively:
"Try harder."
"I used it, but I can't get in..."
"Where did your energy with the sword go? You were so reckless."
"Senior, do you feel any pain?"
"I don't feel anything at all..."
…
What? ! !
Cui Yingying's soft cheeks turned into indescribable shock after being slightly dazed!
Although it was just a few words, there was already a lot of information that could be associated with it, not to mention that the sound seemed to be coming from her bed.
Totally unconscionable...
Cui Yingying felt an unknown rage in her heart, so she pushed open the door and rushed in.
The scene in the room did not disappoint Cui Yingying.
Zuo Lingquan sat on the bed with his upper body bare, revealing his tight, traceless shoulders and chest.
Shangguan Yutang was also on the bed, holding hands with the man...
"Shangguan Yutang!"
Cui Yingying's eyebrows stood up in anger, she hurried forward and pointed at Shangguan Yutang, her eyes were so complicated that it was difficult to describe:
"You...you..."
Zuo Lingquan is trying to let his true energy enter Yutang's body to form a large circulation of true energy, which is the basis of dual cultivation.
But it is a pity that there are only two kinds of monks in this world, one is the Immortal Lord, and the other is the others.
The Immortal Lord has reached the upper limit and cannot improve his realm. He can only improve his quality and forge his body to a level unimaginable to ordinary people.
Not to mention the strength of the muscles and bones of the 'Valkyrie', the Qi sea reserve in Shangguan Yutang's body has been exaggerated to the point that it is as vast as a galaxy, and it is not a problem to completely release it and shake an entire continent.
Such a huge power was forcibly compressed in a 'petite' body that was about the same height as Zuo Lingquan. You can imagine how strong the internal pressure was.
Even if Shangguan Yutang didn't object, Zuo Lingquan injected Qi into her body, but the small water gun was still against the dam and couldn't get in at all.
Seeing Yingying's little heart rushing in, Zuo Lingquan calmed down and said, "Sister Yingying."
Shangguan Yutang knew that Cui Yingying was coming, but he didn't expect that she would cause trouble when he was doing his exercises. He showed displeasure on his brows and said in a deep voice:
"What did you come in for?"
Do you still dare to hurt me?
Cui Yingying took a glance and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that Zuo Lingquan hadn't taken off his pants yet, and Shangguan Yutang hadn't had time to take off his clothes either.
But the two of them looked like they were obviously not innocent. Cui Yingying asked in a deep voice:
"I also wanted to ask what are you doing?"
"Double cultivation."
"Bah! Don't try to lie to me...huh?!"
Shangguan Yutang didn't shy away from it, but Cui Yingying was confused.
Cui Yingying stared at Shangguan Yutang with wide eyes, then looked at Zuo Lingquan, pursed her lips, not knowing what to say.
Zuo Lingquan knew this would happen and quickly explained:
"Serious double cultivator, sister Yingying, don't get me wrong..."
"Are there any serious people who practice dual cultivation?"
Cui Yingying was a little at a loss. She didn't dare to call Shangguan Yutang. In anger, she could only turn around: "Lingye, come and see..."
Before he left the house, Shangguan Yutang closed the door, stretched out his hand, and pressed Cui Yingying between the two of them. His expression was indifferent, like an emotionless stripping machine, and he went to untie Cui Yingying's belt:
"I am also doing it for your own good. I am exploring the method of dual cultivation using the power of the twelfth yin. With dual cultivation of spirit and soul, the progress is better than nothing. His moral practice is too low, and he cannot let the true energy flow freely between the two of you. You are of low moral character, and you cannot practice dual cultivation with him. Try it.”
Shangguan Yutang moved smoothly, but in the blink of an eye, he untied Cui Yingying's skirt and opened the placket, revealing the tea-green bellyband underneath, which was embroidered with landscapes. Because of its grand size, a semicircular white outline could still be seen on the edge of the bellyband. ? !
Zuo Lingquan's expression was stunned. He wanted to raise his hand to stop him, but he didn't dare. He just stared in silence.
Cui Yingying was confused. When her clothes were untied and her love was revealed, she realized what she was doing. She hugged her chest quickly and her almond-shaped eyes widened:
"Are you sick? You..."
Want to turn over and sit up.
How could Shangguan Yutang really help Cui Yingying undress and take off her belt, and then watch the two of them practice together? He was just scaring Cui Yingying and letting her understand the cost of causing trouble.
Shangguan Yutang pressed Cui Yingying and said in a deep voice:
"You and he are already committed, and I'm not insulting your innocence. What are you yelling about? Take off your clothes!"
Cui Yingying was furious: "I made a promise to him, but you didn't. You are Master Lingye, his mother-in-law. He and I need your help to undress and serve us? Do you want to remove the ashes?"
Shangguan Yutang remained majestic and unchanging: "I'm afraid that you will be stubborn and unwilling to submit. I will help you take off your clothes, and I will leave on my own."
As she said that, she was going to pull Yingying's bellyband.
Cui Yingying was not sure whether Shangguan Yutang was serious. If he really wanted to strip her naked and hold her down and let Zuo Lingquan break the melon, she would definitely not be able to stop her. She was a little anxious at the moment:
"You...okay, okay, I'll be honest, don't move, let's discuss it first, right? For such a big matter, do you think it's reasonable for you to ask me to directly..."
Only then did Shangguan Yutang give up, let go of Cui Yingying, and sat down again:
"Okay, let's discuss it."
"..."
Cui Yingying quickly sat up, closed her clothes, and moved to Zuo Lingquan:
"I... this is a private matter between me and Zuo Lingquan. If we want to discuss it, it will be between me and him. Why are you joining in the fun?"
Shangguan Yutang made no progress and was tired of thinking, so he stood up and landed beside the bed:
"I only want results. It doesn't matter how you discuss it, but when I come in, you have to give me a satisfactory answer. If not... hum."
The words left the door. What would happen otherwise was not stated clearly.
Cui Yingying's eyes were filled with annoyance, and she wanted to curse a few words in a low voice, lest Zuo Lingquan would think she was timid, but her waist tightened and she was held in the man's arms.
Zuo Lingquan looked worried, hugging Yingying's sweetheart and comforting her softly:
"My ancestor has such a temper. Now it seems that I may not be able to escape this disaster. Otherwise..."? ?
Cui Yingying is not stupid, how could she not understand Zuo Lingquan's crooked idea of 'borrowing Po Shangying'.
She didn't dare to fight Shangguan Yutang, how could she be afraid of Zuo Lingquan? He took out the golden needle and stabbed Zuo Lingquan on the arm:
"You need to clean up, right?"
Zuo Lingquan took a breath and quickly pulled back the thief's hand:
"It's just a joke, sister Yingying, don't be angry. Ancestor was also joking. Our safety is uncertain, and that may make you lose your place here..."
"You..." Cui Yingying's face turned red at the dirty words, and she twisted her shoulders to show off her ancestor's posture, but Zuo Lingquan did not let go.
Zuo Lingquan looked pleasant, put Cui Yingying down on the pillow, and said with a smile:
"Didn't we agree that we are Taoist companions in private? Guagua occupied you a few days ago, and I didn't even have the chance to visit Sister Yingying..."
Cui Yingying had indeed not been intimate with Zuo Lingquan for a long time, and she was a little unable to withstand the man's offensive. She dodged twice and only half-pushed, but she still said seriously:
"Zuo Lingquan! Be honest, you just want to take advantage when we meet. Are these things all on your mind?"
This is no nonsense...
Zuo Lingquan smiled brightly, and lay on his side softly in front of him. He lifted up the half-opened skirt of his clothes, put his hand on it, and lightly touched his red lips:
"I am not serious. I will face the wall and reflect on myself later..."
"Hmm~...Sigh..."
Once Cui Yingying put down her old arrogance, she was still quite shy. She pulled up the thin quilt and asked Zuo Lingquan to rub it under the quilt, frowning and saying:
"Forget it, for the sake of returning victoriously, I'll let you brat be ridiculous for a while... But what's wrong with that? I'm not the daughter of Shangguan Yutang, how can I just arrange it as she arranged..."
Zuo Lingquan felt that it was not enough to do anything, so after thinking about it, he picked up Sister Yingying, lay down on his chest, and let her lie on his chest, hugging her and kissing:
"That's natural. Sister Yingying has also worked hard along the way..."
Zuo Lingquan didn't put on his shirt, and Cui Yingying was lying on his body. It became a close-quarters fight. He was a little unable to resist, but when he propped up his body and opened the door wide, Zuo Lingquan couldn't tell and used his hands. After thinking about it, he still lay down and tried it out. Sexually, he slid his fingertips across Zuo Lingquan's chest:
"It's good that you know. We have to settle the score clearly. This time I accompanied you from Yuyaozhou to Kuibingzhou. I fought countless bloody battles and made great contributions. Shangguan Yutang only came here today. If you continue to treat one another favorably..."
"How could it be?"
Zuo Lingquan touched the stockings and slid them up:
"I'm already like this, how can I favor one over another? Sister Yingying wants me to treat ancestors equally, but I don't dare yet..."
Cui Yingying fumbled for a moment, feeling a little unsteady, so she thought about it and asked:
"By the way, what did Yutang mean by the power of Taiyin just now? Can you really help her practice?"
"The ancestor said yes, but the ancestor's Taoism is too high. Divine communication... soul-soul communication, I feel like a person standing in front of a barren mountain, unable to shake at all; the exchange of true energy is even more so..."
Cui Yingying listened for a moment, then tried to inject zhenqi into Zuo Lingquan's body, and felt it tentatively.
The key to Wangji's cultivation lies in refining yin and yang, which is to control the origin of heaven and earth. The most obvious feature is that he can interfere with the laws of space.
Space is a very mysterious thing. Mortals can know that it exists, but they can't touch it or interfere with it, especially the power of yin and yang. Qiu Guagua's talent is rare, and most monks are like Cui Yingying. Once you reach the peak of the Jade Level, you will be stuck. Not to mention refining, you can't even feel the power of the sun and lunar energy.
Cui Yingying is about the same age as Shangguan Yutang. After thousands of years, she has reached the top of the jade ladder. She only needs the last step to step into Wangji and officially challenge the position of the three elders.
But this kick just doesn't come, and no matter how much I meditate, I can't get in.
If Zuo Lingquan can help Shangguan Yutang, he can definitely help her; helping Shangguan Yutang is the icing on the cake, but helping her is a timely help.
Cui Yingying felt Zuo Lingquan's body carefully. After being touched for a long time, she did feel a strange aura in Zuo Lingquan's body.
Although it was weak, she could clearly detect her body's hunger for this breath, like dew coming out of a long drought...
After a long time...
"Sister Yingying."
"Don't cause trouble, you're busy..."
"no."
Zuo Lingquan was entangled like an octopus and couldn't hold on anymore. He hugged the hot sister Yingying and looked a little embarrassed:
"Sister Yingying, what's that... If you rub it again, I might get sister Ying dirty..."
Get dirty?
Cui Yingying retracted her mind, lowered her head and glanced, and found that her hug was a little tight.
She wanted to get up and tidy up, but she thought about Zuo Lingquan's last time, regardless of begging for mercy, forcibly helping her solve the 'Longyang Pill'...
Cui Yingying blinked her beautiful eyes, and then rubbed it hard a few times as if to be evil.
"Hiss me, don't..."
"Haha~"
Cui Yingying turned over, raised her hand and blinked, changed into a clean skirt, and ran out like a thief. ? ?
Zuo Lingquan felt very uncomfortable, but he had no choice but to lie on the pillow and doubt his life.
Fortunately, I didn't have any doubts for long before I heard someone coming from outside:
"Senior Yingying, what are you doing standing here?"
"Nothing, just blowing some air. Where is your master?"
"Master and Jingxun are dreaming with Qiu Tao. Let us come up to visit Zuo Lingquan..."
"Oh... Niuniu, are you going to visit too?"
"Well, is there a problem?"
"No problem, haha... I'm going down first, you guys take your time..."
…
To be honest, Zuo Lingquan didn't expect his ancestor to be so considerate. Just listening to the voice made him feel a little carried away. He quickly turned over and meditated quietly, pretending to be otherworldly.
squeak
Soon, the door opened and several figures walked in one after another.
Jiang Yi was walking at the front, with a frown and 'Yibao is unhappy' written all over her face.
Wu Qingwan followed behind, not looking very happy, and a little bit ashamed.
Miss Qiu had a natural expression and looked back at the corridor when she entered, probably wondering about Senior Yingying's strange expression.
Shangguan Lingye was wearing a gorgeous long dress and walked at the back. His brows were filled with joy of victory. After entering, he closed the door.
After Miss Qiu glanced at the portrait on the wall, she looked at Zuo Lingquan:
"Are you feeling better?"
Zuo Lingquan took the robe, put it on his back, and said with a smile:
"Much better, um...Princess, Qingwan, what's wrong with you two?"
Jiang Yi looked away and took a breath:
"Ask auntie."
Wu Qingwan was wearing a cloud-white slim-fitting dress, her eyes were a little embarrassed, she walked to the tea table and fiddled with the teapot, explaining:
"I competed with Lingye just now and lost half of the moves. As a result, Jiang Yi and Miss Qiu lost their fortune..."
Zuo Lingquan suddenly understood, and his eyes became ambiguous. Logically speaking, he should be happy, but seeing the ignorant Guagua, it was really hard to show his ecstasy.
Miss Qiu didn't realize how dangerous she was. She glanced around the room and asked:
"If you're willing to admit defeat, isn't it just a bonus? Where's the tail? Take it out and I'll just put it on."? ?
Zuo Lingquan took a breath, a little unbelievable:
"Such a big bet?"
Shangguan Lingye was afraid that Zuo Lingquan would turn his elbow towards Guagua, so he came to the bed and sat down, cold and majestic:
"There are state laws and family rules. If you lose a bet, you have to admit it. Guagua is not a deadbeat. Your meddling will only make her pay attention to the knot. You tell me now, should I take action or you should help? Let her wear it.”
Need to ask? Zuo Lingquan blinked.
Miss Qiu was confused: "Can't I wear it myself?"
Shangguan Lingye said: "Yes, but he will definitely not be happy, and you can't let go. Qingwan, please take out the things."
Wu Qingwan accidentally exported Guagua. She was very embarrassed. She sat down by the bed and said softly:
"Oh, it's just a joke. Why don't you owe me first?"
Before Shangguan Lingye spoke, Miss Qiu had already spoken:
"No, since I dare to bet, I won't rely on her Shangguan Lingye."
Jiang Yi didn't know how to evaluate Agua, because she was also responsible. At this time, she said very loyally:
"How about I help Guagua get punished."
Through the reactions of several people, Miss Qiu also realized that the tail was not an easy thing to tolerate, but out of the ethics of "keeping your promise and being willing to accept defeat", she still shook her head and said:
"One person does the work and the other takes responsibility. I, Qiu Youyou, am not someone who can't afford to be fooled."
Wu Qingwan had no choice but to look at Zuo Lingquan:
"Ling Quan, why don't you explain it to Miss Qiu first? If you don't know the rules and make people bet, Lingye is being unkind..."
Shangguan Lingye just wanted to see Qiu Guagua deny her debt and did not want to really make her butt blossom today, so she stood up and said:
"Okay, I won't take advantage of her. You tell her the rules first... Do you want Jiang Yi to demonstrate to her? Jiang Yi also loses."
"You go ahead!" Jiang Yi didn't have the nerve to be a teaching material, so she hurried out the door first.
After Lingye left the torture tools behind, he left the house side by side with Qingwan, leaving only Chou Guagua alone in the house.
Miss Qiu came to the bedside and sat down. She picked up the white tail placed on the quilt and looked back and forth:
"Is this what it is?"
Zuo Lingquan's old face was a little embarrassed, and he smiled: "Yes, um... it's just a small toy, something for the boudoir."
Miss Qiu touched the smooth jade ball:
"What's the matter..."
As he spoke, he stood up and gestured to his lower back, looking for a place to hang it.
Miss Qiu has always been wearing a Yingyang Immortal Palace disciple's robe, with a white sand cover on the outside and a slim white dress on the inside. There is no place to hang anything on the back of the waist.
After making two gestures, Miss Qiu couldn't find the way, so she handed it to Zuo Lingquan, standing with her back facing:
"You put it on for me, I have to go down and dream later; Valkyrie also dreams, what do you want to see if you don't want to go and see?"
Zuo Lingquan wanted to do it very much, but there was definitely no chance tonight. He took the factory-new fox tail and glanced at Guagua's perfectly curved buttocks:
"Guagua, this thing... I have to take off my clothes and put it on."
Miss Qiu's face turned red, but she was more confused:
"You can't hang it even if you're wearing clothes. Where are you going to hang them if you take them off?"
Zuo Lingquan really couldn't hint to Chunqing Guagua, so he could only raise his hand and pull her to sit in front of him, bring her close to his ear, whisper in a low voice, and slide his hand down his waist...
"...!"
Miss Qiu's eyes widened a bit, and then she felt ashamed and angry. She raised her hand to slap Zuo Lingquan.
Zuo Lingquan quickly held Guagua's wrist and said innocently:
"Gua, this is your own bet. It has nothing to do with me. I'm just explaining..."
"Spit you...you are so shameless."
Miss Qiu felt that her worldview had collapsed. Looking at that ordinary tail, it was like seeing a snake or scorpion. Her face turned red and she said:
"You can also figure it out? This..."
"Shhhhhh...listen outside, the more embarrassed you are, the happier Lingye will be."
"..."
Miss Qiu was stunned for a moment, and her expression of shame and embarrassment disappeared instantly.
It seems that in Guagua's heart, the deterrent effect of his tail is not as strong as embarrassing himself in front of Shangguan Lingye.
But this thing is really...
Miss Qiu was angry and annoyed. She glared at Zuo Lingquan, gritted her teeth and whispered:
"No, I won't let you touch...touch that kind of place...spit" even if I die.
Zuo Lingquan spread his hands slightly: "I didn't want to touch it. You lost the bet yourself. Do you want to default on the bill?"
"..."
Miss Qiu paused for a moment. It's definitely not possible to default on the debt. If she dares to default on the debt, she will never want to fight with Shangguan Lingye in the future. She will be laughed at for the rest of her life!
"I don't care, you are her husband-in-law, so you have to be the master of the family. You find a way for me, otherwise... or we will break up!"
Zuo Lingquan sighed, thought for a while and said:
"There is a way, but..."
Seeing that she had a solution, Miss Qiu's eyes lit up and she quickly sat closer and said, "Tell me."
Zuo Lingquan coughed lightly and said seriously: "The law of heaven is conserved. Whatever you gain, you will lose. I will help Guagua resolve this disaster, will Guagua get..."? !
Miss Qiu understood the meaning and was a little annoyed:
"Zuo Dazhuang, are you taking advantage of others' danger?"
Zuo Lingquan smiled: "No, no, it's called mutual help. If Guagua doesn't agree, alas..."
Miss Qiu took a breath and was about to say something else, when the door was suddenly knocked twice, apparently in a hurry.
Miss Qiu was stunned for a moment, glared at Zuo Lingquan, and asked:
"What do you want from me?"
Zuo Lingquan raised his eyebrows, indicating that he was embarrassed.
Miss Qiu didn't know if she was pretending to be stupid, so she raised her hand and slapped Zuo Lingquan on the face.
snap
"Are you okay with this?"? !
Guagua was so skinny, which really pissed off Zuo Lingquan.
Zuo Lingquan's eyes darkened, and he raised his hand to wrap his arms around Miss Qiu's waist, put her into his arms and moved her up, using both hands and mouth.
Miss Qiu pursed her lips, but after careful consideration she still didn’t hide...
sizzling
Unknowingly, Miss Qiu's skirt spread out, revealing the 'moon blossom', a specialty of Taohuatan, and the outline of the beautiful landscape was lifted up by a big hand from the inside.
When Miss Qiu couldn't bear it anymore, she pushed Zuo Lingquan away slightly, breathing unsteadily, and urged:
"Say it quickly."
Zuo Lingquan was satisfied and whispered a few words into Miss Qiu's ear.
Miss Qiu listened carefully, then her eyes lit up, she quickly got up and ran behind the screen, took off the jade ball, got a rope and put it on, and then tied the fox tail around her waist under her clothes.
After a while, the iceberg-like beauty Guagua, with a white fox tail trailing under her skirt, walked out from behind the screen, looked back, nodded with satisfaction, and said:
"Thanks."
Thank me? It seems that I haven't been touched enough...
Zuo Lingquan didn't know what to say about Miss Guagua, so he just shook his head and smiled.
After Miss Qiu tidied up her clothes, she regained her cool and noble temperament as a swordswoman, and stepped forward to open the door.
"Have you thought about it...huh?"
Shangguan Lingye walked into the room and was about to see Qiu Guagua's embarrassed face, but unexpectedly he saw Qiu Guagua standing in front of him with an arrogant attitude, slightly lifting his skirt and spinning around in a circle. Son:
"Humph~"? !
Lingye, Jiang Yi, and Qingwan were immediately shocked!
Jiang Yi said in disbelief: "Miss Qiu, you..."
Shangguan Lingye's red lips parted slightly: "You put it on directly?"
"Yeah, is there a problem?"
Miss Qiu's eyes were full of contempt, with an attitude of "That's it?"
As the strongest weapon refiner in the boudoir, Wu Qingwan was familiar with all these things. She could faintly see that something was wrong with Miss Qiu's tail, but she would naturally not point it out at this time.
"Let's clear things up. I'll leave first."
Miss Qiu snorted lightly and walked out of the room in front of Lingye.
Shangguan Lingye was filled with amazement. He didn't expect that Qiu Guagua would go so cruel in order not to fall behind in front of her!
But looking at Qiu Guagua’s walking posture, it doesn’t look like he’s just been tortured…
Zuo Lingquan saw that Lingye was suspicious and said haha:
"Come here, we haven't talked for a long time."
Shangguan Lingye thought about it for a while and figured out the whole story. Since there would be more opportunities in the future, she was too lazy to care about it. After closing the door, she pulled Jiang Yi to him:
"Stop chatting, just start practicing. When Master wakes up later, she will take the blame for losing..."
Jiang Yi didn't give in. She sat on the bed and said:
"Will I default on my debt? You'll be watching over me today. I'll let him clean up all night."
Wu Qingwan smiled and said softly: "I lost too. Let's help Jiang Yi share it. Lingye, you are the big winner. You don't have to be punished today."? !
Shangguan Lingye was not stupid. He got into Zuo Lingquan's arms first and hugged Zuo Lingquan's neck:
"Hmm~"
"Hey you little bitch, get out of the way."
"Yes, are you so impatient?"
"My defeated general has no right to speak..."
"Okay, okay... woohoo"
……——
thunderbolt
The electric light is like chaos, crushing the gloomy sea of clouds and turning the earth into a river.
The majestic city appeared a thick black and blue color in the heavy rain, and the top of the tall building in the middle was the only light spot in the night.
The girl in common clothes was lying on a couch in the building, with a long mace made of cold iron beside her.
As the lightning flashed across, the girl's eyes moved slightly, then she turned over and sat up, with a trace of confusion in her eyes.
My name is Situ Doudou... Bah
Shangguan Yutang frowned, dismissed the distracting thoughts that were passing through his mind, and looked around.
The thunderstorm was like a curtain, beating on the doors and windows, and in the flash of lightning, the jagged outline of the city could be seen.
Shangguan Yutang was quite satisfied. He flew up with his mace in hand and wanted to take a closer look at the roof. The result...
Boom
His head hit the beam, fell down again, and let out a cry of pain.
Shangguan Yutang rubbed his head, feeling a little more appreciative of this treasure that he had been waiting for for a long time.
She put the mace on her back and walked up to the terrace of the high-rise building to take a bird's-eye view of the city, her eyes showing a feeling of being in another world.
Although this city is no longer there, those who have experienced it will never forget the majesty of this city, because its name is Xiangyang City!
The former capital of Dongzhou.
Shangguan Yutang was bathed in the wind and rain, wanting to forget the identity of the Immortal Lord, the responsibilities of the Lord, and everything about his 'previous life', just like when he was a child, he yelled at the heaven and earth without restraint.
But unfortunately, she was not alone in this dream.
Tread
The soft sound of footsteps landing appeared on the top of the tall building.
Shangguan Yutang frowned slightly, turned over the eaves, landed on the ridge of the roof, and looked at the figure standing opposite:
"You're here."
"I am coming."
Opposite the ridge of the roof, a woman in black is holding a green-edged sword and leaning against the green tiles. Drops of raindrops are rolling down from the sword's edge, like blood drops, and murderous intent is rising into the sky:
"Situ Doudou, you killed my whole family and insulted my wife and daughter..."
"I am a woman and you are a woman too."
The woman in black paused for a moment, and then said angrily: "Can you control you? Not women? I mean what I said!"
"All right."
The woman in black coughed lightly and regained her momentum:
"Today I will behead you and eliminate harm to the people of the world!"
Shangguan Yutang's eyes were cold and he slowly pulled out the mace behind his back:
"Then let's see if you have this ability!"
After saying that, he was ready to beat the opponent.
"Wait!"
But at this moment, a voice came from outside the sky.
Two figures slowly landed on the ridge of the roof, between the two of them.
One of them was tall, holding Zhang Pipa, and behind him was a female warrior holding a sword:
"Situ Doudou and Dugu Huahua, as the saying goes, 'When will the injustice be repaid?' But now in the world of demons and demons..."
Shangguan Yutang took a breath and interjected:
"Who wrote this script?"
The woman in black glared: "If you can't do it, go out and don't make trouble."
Shangguan Yutang thought about it and decided to forget it and resume his appearance as a villain.
Xie Qiutao said a few words in a decent manner. Suddenly there was a strong wind and thunder, and evil winds blew from all directions.
Then, in the night in the east, a huge shadow appeared, walking towards the city step by step, and the city was filled with noisy and chaotic sounds.
Shangguan Yutang turned around and saw that huge thing. It looked like a ball from a distance, but it was still a ball when seen up close...? ?
Shangguan Yutang tilted his head slightly, even though it was the palace of the Immortal Lord, he could hardly hold it in anymore.
"Jijiji..."
The thunderous roar spread across the world.
The huge beast walked to the front of the city with a figure-eight step, its white hair swaying in the wind and rain, indescribably chic.
On the big furry head, there stood a terrifying woman, with a big fan inserted diagonally behind her back, her arms folded across her chest, and she looked like a demon descending to the world against the backdrop of lightning and thunder, and spoke from afar:
"Despair! Feel the pain! You ants... ants... what's the next one?"
"Jijiji..."
The huge beast helped to recite the lines, but unfortunately outsiders couldn't understand.
Shangguan Yutang couldn't stand it anymore, holding the iron mace, he rose and fell in the city, and rushed towards the huge group:
"Bold monster, die!"
"Go!"
Xie Qiutao also felt that the script she wrote was awkward, so she rushed up with the pipa; Cui Yingying and Leng Zhu could only follow.
The original plan was for everyone to beat up the demon god Tuan Tuan...
Who would have thought that Tuanzi would make a "chi!" sound, jump a hundred feet high, and then spread his wings and turn around and run away, shaking the city.
Dong dong dong
Jing Yan, who was standing on the head, wanted to beat the woman, but saw this and immediately said fiercely:
"You ran the wrong way, go back!"
"Chi..."
Tuanzi didn't do that, the dream was fake and the pain was real, if you want to beat you, beat yourselves, Niao Niao ran away first.
Dong dong dong...
...
At the same time, in a corner of the city.
Gua Gua girl flipped over from the house and was almost buried by the collapsed house. She rushed out of the window and saw the earth-shaking grand scene outside the city. She spread her hands slightly, and her eyes meant:
Well, it's another nightmare...
(The whole volume is over)——
Thanks to the leader of [Your answer is not important] for the reward!
The title of this volume has been changed to [If Dreams Floating Life], and Jiuzhou Haifei has gone off topic...