Chapter 59 The Modern Urban Version Of Jia Zhang? ! Slap Your Big Pussy!
Su Ming: "What the fuck?"
Property management, neighborhood committees, Aunt Zhang?
Listen to the jumbled labels.
Su Ming couldn't figure out who it was.
Moreover, I also had a very bad first impression of the aunt's rude knock on the door to say hello.
"Forget it, let's open the door and see the situation first."
There is no way, people are blocking the door, and they are still playing the banner of a small official. Su Ming also opened his mouth to respond.
It's not appropriate to not open the door again.
"Click~"
open the door.
What Su Ming saw was a pudgy old lady.
Then focus on the old lady's face.
Triangular eyes, fat nose, big mouth, face full of fat...
Hey, what a look, how ugly!
She has the image of a philistine mean old hag!
In an instant, Su Ming thought of a classic character in a TV series.
"Damn, isn't this the Jia Zhang family in the courtyard?!"
The crooked sun is so similar!
Similar in shape, and similar in spirit!
without! become! think!
"Jia Zhang's" whispered out.
The old lady in front of her actually responded!
"Hey, young man, how do you know that my old man's surname is Jia?!"
Su Ming was stunned: "Uh..."
"My guess!"
No, it's really not such a coincidence, is it? !
Hallucinations, hallucinations, must be hallucinations.
This is a modern city, not a period drama!
After adjusting his mood, Su Ming returned to normal, and asked: "So, come, Aunt Zhang, what's the matter?"
I saw that this "Jia Zhang" peeked into Su Ming's house and asked, "You bought this old Li's house?"
Su Ming nodded: "Yes. The original owner is indeed an uncle named Li."
Jia Zhang pouted, and stepped straight to the house.
With this appearance, he didn't treat himself as an outsider at all!
It's too rude, too borderless, right? !
Su Ming felt uncomfortable, and hated the old lady even more.
Immediately, he stretched out his hand to close the door.
At the same time, block the way with your body.
He asked in a cold voice, "Hey, hey, I said Aunt Zhang, what's the matter with you? Don't break into other people's houses at will!"
Jia Zhang was taken aback, as if she didn't expect Su Ming to be so strong. Moreover, in terms of words and attitudes, there is no respect for the elderly at all!
In an instant, her philistine arrogance also broke out.
He hummed and said, "Heh! I'm a staff member of the neighborhood committee, and I'm here to inspect your house on behalf of the property, can't I?!"
"Hurry up, get out of the way!"
Oh huh~
So arrogant? !
Well, now that we've talked about this part.
Su Ming also completely put away his humility towards the old man in his heart, and said coldly: "Representing the property? What about your work clothes? What about your work permit?"
"Take them out and let me see!"
"Work, work permit?"
Jia Zhang was embarrassed, shook his hands and said, "I don't have that thing!"
"However! You still have to let me go in and have a look!"
"Your house is above my house. Why don't I check it carefully to make sure there is no water leak or noise?"
"Looking back, you are jumping around upstairs and making noise. You disturb my grandson's study, and you won't be able to go to Qingbei in the future. Can you take responsibility?!"
"Tch, get out of the way!"
Su Ming narrowed his eyes, feeling speechless and disgusted.
"That's outrageous!"
"Such a vitriolic, philistine old woman. How could she not only appear in TV dramas, but also exist in real life?"
"You are so numb, no wonder you say that art comes from life!"
"Huh~~"
Enduring disgust and sullenness, Su Ming sighed, and finally declared: "You don't have official documents, you can go back."
"This is my house. Outsiders are not allowed to trespass!"
After all, Su Ming forcibly prepared to close the door.
However!
This Jiazhang family is not forgiving, very courageous.
As soon as he stretched out his foot, he directly stuck in the crack of the door.
Don't let you Su Ming close!
Forcibly breaking into the house was blocked one after another, this Jiazhang was also anxious, turned into anger from embarrassment, and said angrily: "Hey, I said you are a young man, why don't you know how to respect the elders?!"
"Seeing that you are still a college student, are you reading all your books for nothing?"
"Bai Chang is so tall and handsome, just a blowfly!"
"I'm telling you! Today, whether you allow it or not, I have to go in and have a look!"
"Bah, what is it? In the entire community, no one dares to fight against me!"
The small mouth is babbling, it's like firing a machine gun.
This Jia Zhang family is really disgusting, pure cerebral palsy!
Now, Su Ming couldn't bear it, and didn't plan to bear it anymore!
"Snapped!"
Just throw out a big pussy pocket.
He slapped the old woman's lard face hard.
"You old man, keep your mouth clean!"
"Talk to you well, don't you listen?!"
"Come, come, come with me! Let's go to the police station to confront you and see if you sprayed dung, cursed people, and forced your way into a private house today, is it right?!
Hey, I still can't believe it.
Spend a million dollars in a lawsuit, I can't kill you! "
Pull up Jia Zhang's fat arm.
Su Ming dragged her and pulled it out.
Showing an arrogant attitude that is not stingy and ruthless on the road.
Seeing Su Ming's face changed like this, he hit hard.
Suddenly, Jia Zhang panicked.
Covering his big face and plate, "Wow wow wow wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah!"
"Come on, help me!"
Seeing this, Su Ming really disliked her being noisy and making trouble out of nothing.
Immediately, two big pussies were in place again!
"Papa~"
Left and right!
Beat her directly into a fat pig's head!
"Keep screaming, but you keep screaming?!"
"Every time you call out, I'll give you a big slap!"
"See if your mouth is hard, or my slap is hard?!"
With sharp eyes and a fierce expression, Su Ming threatened.
Be firm and do what you say!
In this way, the Jia Zhang family finally recognized the reality.
He covered his face with a terrified expression, not daring to make any more noise.
There was a moment of fear in my heart, and I was in a trance: "He, he looks gentle. Why are you so ruthless?!"
"No, no! Today I dare not mess with him again."
"Otherwise, he would beat up a bunch of old bones! Go directly to heaven to see Lao Jia!"
After swaying back to her senses, Jia Zhang squeezed out an awkward smile that seemed to be crying but not laughing, and said softly: "Little comrade. You...you let aunt loosen first."
"I was just talking about playing, so I won't come into your house."
Su Ming laughed in his heart when he heard this.
Sure enough, to deal with this kind of vicious old gangster.
It's too bad to use ruthless means!
As long as you are strong enough, they will be soft and afraid.
On the contrary, if you still talk to them politely, give in everywhere, and consider them.
The result is often that you are bullied, wronged, and mentally tortured again and again!
People, they just stick their noses on their faces and pick out the bad seeds that are pinched from soft persimmons!
Old beast!
But now.
Su Ming didn't bother to argue with the old woman anymore.
I am in a hurry!
If she was really injured or killed.
You have to spend time dealing with disputes, which is really unnecessary.
Immediately, Su Ming shook off her pig's trotters and shouted solemnly: "Hurry up and get out! Don't bother me in the future!"
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