Chapter 48: This big guy loves to do basics
In the past life, I thought that being a base was just a special product of the earth, but now I know that I was wrong, and this kind of meow is everywhere!
Looking at the long-haired man's figure and that powerful face, it is not difficult to imagine that this guy is absolutely offensive, maybe it is the kind of Qijirou One Night.
However, Luo Hua deliberately, flowing water is merciless, my sexual orientation is completely normal.
"Sao Rui" With a friendly smile on my face, I raised my hand, shook it twice, and said, "I don't like to engage in basics."
"Fuck?"
The long-haired man was confused by my words and said with a puzzled expression: "What is that?"
"It refers to the act of two men in love" I looked helpless and said: "But I like women, not men."
"That's really a pity" the long-haired man said with a pity: "There are not many handsome boys like you, you are sure you don't do it. So what. What is it?"
As he said, his left fist blew his right palm, and apologized: "Sorry, your statement is very new. I heard it for the first time. Generally speaking, I am more accustomed to calling this behavior ‘same-sex love’."
"Well, no matter whether it's a foundation or same-sex love, these have nothing to do with me." I shrugged and said, "My sexual orientation is normal. So, Sao Rui, may **** and his old man bless you soon Find the true love you dream of."
"Jesus?"
The long-haired man followed me closely and asked, "Who is that?"
"He is someone who has the same hobbies as you."
"Oh? Then you can get to know you when you have time." The long-haired man's speed gradually increased with my pace: "By the way, my friend, I haven't asked for advice yet, what is your name?"
"My name is An Xiaoyi" I answered truthfully, and then said blankly: "Also, we are not friends."
"Don't be so cruel, young man, it's always good to have a friend." The long-haired man walked a few steps quickly, stretched out his right hand, and said, "My name is Godot."
"Godot, hello" I stopped, stretched out my right hand and shook his friendly shook: "Godot, goodbye."
"Hey, young man, be slower, step a little bit, too big, you will get an egg!" Godot's rough voice came from behind me, and I heard a black line.
After walking together for almost half an hour, Godot still followed me reluctantly.
My endurance has reached its limit.
"I said, man, what do you want to do after following me for so long?" I said helplessly.
"Actually... it's such a thing." Godot's face showed embarrassment, a little embarrassed: "I... amnesia."
"Amnesia?"
I stopped in surprise and looked at his expression without any artificiality. I wondered: "Please, you are not kidding me. Why do I remember my name after amnesia?"
Godot shook his hair and said seriously: "I am also baffled. I remember my name and occupation very clearly, except that I can't remember my previous things."
"When did you lose your memory?"
Godot tried hard to recall, and finally discouraged: "I can't remember, I just remember that when I woke up I wandered in a very strange space for more than ten days. There were no monsters there, only a boss who guarded the gate."
How it feels similar to my situation. .
"How did you come out?"
Godot clenched a fist and raised his arm, making a powerful gesture, and said, "Of course he defeated the gatekeeper and got out of the portal."
Halo is not only similar, but the situation is the same as mine.
"Then what are you going to do?"
Godot pondered for a while and said, "I don't know, but you are the first person I saw after I came out. I'll follow you."
"Don't" I hurriedly refused: "It's useless for you to follow me. First of all, I don't engage in basic medicine. Secondly, I am not a doctor and cannot cure your disease."
"I don't need a doctor" Godot said coldly: "Since I woke up, I feel that my whole person has changed and become cute."
puff!
I spit out old blood more than three feet away.
"It's okay if you don't engage in basement" Godot made another bodybuilding posture and said: "I'll do base exercise."
puff!
I vomited blood for three liters.
Looking at him extremely speechless, my face was ugly to the extreme, but I was unable to vent.
To be honest, I really want to hack him to death with a beautiful set of double swords, but I don't know how to use double swords, and I'm not used to killing people casually.
Especially a big guy like him with no malicious gaze.
In the end, I had no choice but to recognize this fact. Before leaving, I asked: "Hey, Godot, why do you always keep your face straight?"
After Godot heard it, he was embarrassed, hesitated, and finally showed me a smile.
I finally understand why he has to keep his face straight-that smile is so horrible!
I cannot describe the terrible sight I saw in words.
If the Greek king had asked God to show a smile when he was fighting Troy, the city of Troy would be destroyed.
I retched on the rock wall for a long time, and finally eased, waved to Godot who was full of apologize, and said weakly: "Don't blame you, it's my fault, I shouldn't believe you."
"Let's go." I shook my head, and walked forward feebly, but an excellent thought came to my mind: I will ask this guy to smile at a difficult monster in the future.
Imagining the horrified and terrified eyes of the monster, I couldn't help but let out a gloomy sneer.
Finally came to the end of the tenth floor, in front of which is the boss room.
I glanced at Godot, who was behind me, and got into the portal.
As soon as I walked in, I saw a few people getting together to discuss something. They were adventurers.
The surrounding walls are intact. Obviously, they haven't opened the real room of the boss.
It is not a polite thing to appear in the boss room with a strange adventurer in a dungeon at the same time. Of course, if they met before, it is another matter.
Just when I was about to exit the portal again without them noticing me, Godot also got in and said with a rough voice: "Why are you going back? Huh, someone is there."
This sound directly attracted the attention of several people. They raised their heads, their gazes shot at us, and even the two girls in magician robes raised their staffs and staffs with short arms. Head facing us, although no magic was released, this posture was also very scary.
"Sorry everyone, we didn't enter here deliberately" I tried my best to show a kind smile on my face, holding up my hands, indicating that we are harmless.
As soon as he turned his head, he saw that Godot still had a cold appearance, hurriedly stepped on his foot and gave him a wink.
Godot understood it, and slowly raised his hands.
I turned around with satisfaction, and while rubbing towards the door of the portal, I smiled and said, "Well, don't be impulsive, everyone, impulsive is the devil..."
Wudi, a familiar voice came from a few people.
"An Xiaoyi!"
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