The poison maker among pirates

"Who are you?" A man carrying a small backpack looked at the person in front of him coldly. .

"Ah la la la, why is it that such a troublesome thing is always asked the most often?" A tall figure with curly hair wearing an eye patch and holding a bicycle said lazily. "What's my name? Well, yes, that's it. Well, yes. Yes, that's it. You?"

"Me? What's my name? Well, that's the one. Yes, that's the one." The man with the backpack suddenly looked at the tall man in front of him with a smile.

"He's such an unlovable kid." Seeing that the other person was copying what he just said, the man with the eyepatch curled his lips, and there was a trace of amusement in his lazy eyes. Since reaching a high position, people tend to look at themselves with fear or awe. There are many people who make fun of themselves in this way, such as a certain unscrupulous old man. But there are very few besides him. "My name is Kuzan, what's yours?"

"Kuzan? There are very few people with the surname Ku. Are you trying to trick me?" The man with the backpack looked at Kuzan with a sneer. Although the man is not short, he is still a lot shorter than Kuzan, who is nearly three meters tall.

"My name is Kuzan. As for my surname, since I haven't used it for many years, I really forgot what it is. Can anyone help me remember such a troublesome thing?" Kuzan scratched his head, obviously not I regretted not remembering my last name, but I was dissatisfied with the fact that the Navy did not arrange for someone to remember my last name.

"Oh, my name is Mengzi, I forgot my last name." The person who called herself Mengzi immediately responded in the same way.

"So Mengzi, why are you here? How about joining the navy?" Kuzan didn't care. The person who came was not hostile, and there was no wanted order for the person in front of him, so there was no need to be overly nervous. It's just that the person in front of him has good strength. If he can be recruited by the navy, it would be a good thing. Maybe I can trade this for a week's vacation.

"I'm used to living a free life. I came here just to be entrusted by others." Mengzi had no reaction to Kuzan's olive branch. "This is someone who said he wanted to hand it over to a person named Monkey D. Karp. Why is this last name so funny? Is it really such a funny last name?"

"Um...this little brother is really quick to talk." The corner of Kuzan's mouth twitched slightly. I'm afraid there are many people in the world who think this way, but those who dare to say this seem to have been taught a hard lesson by that old bastard. After a second thought, Kuzan smiled again. Having the courage to say things that others want to say but dare not say is already a kind of courage. "The person you mentioned is not easy to meet, but I can help you."

"Tell me, what kind of reward do you need?" Mengzi knew that no reward would be given without merit.

"Join the navy."

"No talk."

"Join my team."

"No talk."

"take me Out to eat."

"No talk."

"Hey, is this a bit too much?" Kuzan looked at Mengzi lazily. "This is the Navy Headquarters! You should have been introduced by some special person or you have some special status. But if you continue to move forward, if there is no one with the status of commodore or above to lead you, I'm afraid you won't be able to see me at all. To the person you want to meet.”

"Does that mean your identity is consistent?" Mengzi raised her eyebrows slightly. "To what extent has the navy fallen to this point? How can a person with such a distinguished appearance like you be able to hold a position above commodore?"

"Hey, there's no need to say bad things about people in person, right?" Kuzan's appearance perfectly avoids the adjective "handsome", but despite his tall height and lazy aura, he also has an alternative temperament. It can be considered an irresistible type for some girls.

"Is it okay to speak ill of people behind their backs?" Mengzi didn't even bother to raise her eyebrows this time.

"Forget it, I won't defend you. I know I can't help you." Kuzan stretched out his right hand. "Just think of it as a good deed."

"No need." Mengzi refused. "The person who entrusted me with help told me that all I had to do was call out and escort the person out."

"Oh?" Kuzan was surprised now. But soon Kuzan crossed his shoulders with his hands, intending to see what kind of medicine the boy in front of him was selling in the gourd!

"The medicine promised at the beginning has been prepared!" Mengzi's voice was so loud that all the navy around Mengzi immediately looked at the noise maker with vigilance. But after seeing Kuzan next to Mengzi, they saluted respectfully, and then they each did their own thing.

"How dare that bastard kid come here?" As soon as he finished speaking, a tall figure rushed over, an old man wearing a navy cloak of justice. At the same time, an equally tall figure chased closely behind him.

"Garp, you bastard, give me back my senbei!" The one chasing him was an old man wearing frog glasses.

"A friend asked me to give this to you." Mengzi handed the backpack behind her to the old man in front of her. The old man was the naval hero - the legendary Lieutenant General Garp. "Remember to open it in the office. There is a letter, a few photos, and a few bottles of pills inside. He detailed the effects of the pills in the letter."

"Kid, what's your relationship with him?" Garp saw that the person who came was not the person in his heart. He was relieved at first, but soon he locked Mengzi with a powerful aura!

"As expected, he is indeed the legendary Vice Admiral, Monkey D. Garp." Although Garp's aura locked him firmly, Mengzi was quite strong, at least she would not be crushed by Garp's aura alone. . "That person said that he is very close to you and borrowed three hundred thousand beli from me. Seeing that you reacted so strongly, what that person said should be good. Please pay me back."

"What are you talking about? Why don't I understand a word?" Hearing Mengzi say this, Garp immediately looked away pretending to be innocent. Afterwards, it was as if he had just discovered the old man with frog glasses behind him. "Sengoku? Why did you come out? I haven't stopped eating senbei! Hahaha... I won the senbei eating competition again this time! Looking at the constipation on your face, I know you are not willing to lose! I am Naturally, the powerful ones won't mind fighting you again! Let's go! Go back and have another round!" After that, regardless of the cold murderous intent in Warring States eyes, he dragged the latter away!

"Hey, is the Vice Admiral going to default on his debt?" Mengzi yelled, but Garp can pass through the headquarters without hindrance, which does not mean that Mengzi can also go in. Mengzi was stopped by the highly alert naval soldiers at the door. ! Even if it was clear that his general was the one who defaulted on the debt first, the soldiers would never let anyone enter the navy headquarters at will!

"Hahahaha... This brat is really filial. This is... Warring States, come and see, this is a good thing!"

The farce at the door continued, but the farce in the marshal's office at the Navy Headquarters had just begun. Karp was naturally comforted after seeing the letter in the envelope, and the photo made him even more happy.

"Oh, wait a minute." The Warring States Period is none other than the Admiral of the Navy - the Warring States Period of Buddha! If that old bastard Garp hadn't snatched the bag of senbei from his hand just now, he wouldn't have rushed out like a madman regardless of his image as a navy marshal.

"This is about Whitebeard. Are you sure you want to wait?" Garp had a joking expression on his face. But soon he changed into a helpless face that was hypocritical to the extreme. "This is my grandson's filial piety to me. Since you have no interest in it, don't read it."

"Whoosh!" The photo in Garp's hand had been snatched away by Warring States. In the photo, it was Nan Ran who had his beard shaped into Xia Xuan Yue's white beard, but the white beard seemed to have been taken secretly while sleeping. But with Whitebeard's vigilance, let alone taking secret photos, even if he got close to him, he would be discovered immediately, not to mention the fact that he thought he was Guizhen's beard style and caused such a disaster? No matter how tolerant and caring he is of the people on his ship, this kind of photo shouldn't be circulated, right?

"Come on, old bastard, who did this?" Sengoku stared at Garp, but the latter was still chewing senbei heartlessly.

"In that case, what is this medicine for?" Warring States' sharp eyes glanced at several medicine bottles in his backpack.

"This is my grandson's honor to me! No one wants it!" Garp, who regarded senbei as the most important thing, actually threw away the senbei in his hand and hugged his backpack tightly, which made Sengoku's suspicion even more intense. strong!

"Who is your grandson? Is he from Whitebeard's ship?" Warring States grabbed Garp's shoulders and began to shake him desperately! But the latter still held on to the backpack tightly. No matter how hard Seng Guo tried, the backpack could not fall out. "Which division captain is he?" There are not many people who can easily walk into Whitebeard's room and take pictures at the same time, and even fewer people can make Whitebeard sleep peacefully and take such photos that ruin his image! Even among the captains of the twelfth division, there are no more than three!

"My grandson is not on Whitebeard's ship, and he said he is no longer a pirate now." Garp looked at Sengoku proudly. "He is a thief now. A thief who steals from the rich and gives to the poor!"

"You bastard, are you so proud of this kind of thing?"

"It's okay as long as you're not a pirate, right?"

"Isn't a thief also a thief? You old bastard!"

"Is a manatee a cow?" Garp picked his nostrils, and then a huge booger appeared on his fingertips. Garp indifferently stretched out his sinful fingers towards the Marshal Sengoku's clothes, while the latter turned away from this inconspicuous old bastard with disgust on his face.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Since you're not a pirate, it's out of our hands." Although Sengoku knew a lot about Garp's temper, he still couldn't help complaining. "Can't you just sit down and help me? After all, we have been friends for decades, right? Even if you are not a general, don't do nothing all the time, okay? Why don't you take this moment to explain these pills?"

"Who told you I'm fine?" Garp casually smeared the boogers on his hand on Warring States' beloved goat. The latter blinked his cute little eyes, but he didn't know that this big booger was smeared on his body. What exactly is that sticky thing? But it doesn't look like paper you normally eat. "Am I eating senbei?"

Warring States Period. "..."

The same one was speechless. Although he had clearly told the other party that he had only been taught by Garp, the thinking of the Yumeko in front of him was really weird.

"As the saying goes, a drop of kindness should be repaid by a spring. Your benefactor owes me money, so should you pay it back?" Mengzi counted on her fingers. "A drop of water counts as one gram. Seeing that you are kind-hearted, the spring is cheaper, so just count it as one ton for you. One ton is one million times one gram. Three hundred thousand multiplied by one million is billion Baileys." , give me money.”

"..." Looking at Mengzi who was calmly reaching out to ask for the bill, Kuzan felt the urge to hit someone for the first time! The kindness of a drop of water should be repaid by a spring of water, but is there such a calculation? And it seems that the person who owes the debt is not Garp, but Garp’s grandson, okay? When can debts of gratitude be transferred? No need to notify the parties yet!

"Looking at your silky face, I know you have no money. How about this?" A smile appeared on Mengzi's lips, and she whispered in Kuzan's ear for a long time. After listening carefully, the latter straightened up the waist that Mengzi had forcibly bent.

"Are you sure?" If Kuzan hadn't known that Mengzi was just plotting against him from the beginning, he wouldn't have become one of the top three generals in the navy!

"I'm sure."

"make a deal!"

No one knew the content of the agreement, but the two big hands were holding each other tightly. An agreement that could affect the direction of the world was established without anyone knowing...

"Now that we are both parties to the agreement, how about we go have a meal together to celebrate?" Mengzi patted Kuzan's shoulder enthusiastically.

"Are you treating me to a treat?" Kuzan patted the arm hanging on his shoulder away without leaving any trace.

"I'm a guest from afar. Are you willing to let me treat you?" Mengzi rolled her eyes and looked at Kuzan.

"I have made a decision now. As long as the target is you, I will be happy to do anything."

"Oh, no!" Mengzi suddenly crossed her arms. "I'm a straight man and have no interest in men!"

"Grass mud horse!" Kuzan couldn't help but cursed!

"What a rude man, I would rather die than obey you!" Mengzi said sweetly. It's just that these words come from the mouth of a man who is more than two meters tall. Just thinking about it is enough to scare people! On the opposite side, Kuzan directly sent out a skate!

"After being ruthlessly rejected, a girl will either give up on herself or be rude and violent! You chose the latter, you are really a man..."

"Get lost!" Kuzan snorted and walked away, surrounded by the strange eyes of the navy soldiers next to him.

"I can't believe that I will really fall in love with you..." Mengzi from behind smiled and said something, and then immediately ran away quickly. And the place where he just stood has been blasted into a big crater by countless ice blades!