The Road to Stardom: Start as a Slam Dunk Master

Jordan's words are always irrefutable, and God's aura can always suppress the interviewers.

Answer the questions you want to answer. I'm sorry if you can't answer the questions. If God dares to flip the table right away, don't you dare write about him. Otherwise, readers will attack you and your editor-in-chief will quickly fire you. .

However, no one wants to be called a "dog mouth", right?

The reporters were sullen, while Jordan was sullen. Until the God of Basketball lifted the table and left the court, the solemn atmosphere of the scene was enough to freeze the air.

Compared with the tense press conference of the Wizards, the press conference of the SuperSonics was much more cheerful.

For Lin Dong, Payton and Sakuragi, the three absolute cores of G1, there are endless praises and words of praise, and most of the interview questions are relaxed and pleasant.

Before the game, the whole country was supporting the Wizards and Jordan, but now some keen reporters can actually feel it. The Asian who scored 69 points in the first finals and in the first game broke the NBA Finals historical record. The boy has formed a new center of topic storm.

Breaking records and leaving a mark in history is always exciting and can always change the views of many people.

He is younger, has more potential, and is even more handsome... This is a guy who may become the next generation basketball god in the NBA in the future. He has countless topics.

And more importantly, after Jordan lost the game in G1, these reporters were very keen to discover some changes in the trend through the Internet.

People are actually tired of Jordan...

No matter how beautiful a woman is, if you look at her and sleep with her every day, after three to five years you will find her to be ordinary.

And Jordan was the most beautiful woman ever.

People are tired of always seeing Jordan win and always seeing Jordan win. This can be seen from the MVP selection during the regular season this season.

Jordan's regular season statistics are actually not bad. Although his long period of invisibility has prevented him from reaching the regular season statistics level of his peak era, Jordan, who averaged 20+ points and 10+ assists per game, is definitely capable with his fame and appeal. Qualified for MVP selection.

But in fact, Jordan only ranked an embarrassing tenth on the MVP voting list.

This is the result of everyone’s aesthetic fatigue.

Before the finals started, everyone supported the Wizards just because they wanted to witness the continuation of a miracle. Just because people around them were saying how awesome Jordan was and how unbeatable he was. In fact, it was just a continuation of a kind of inertia of thinking.

But when Lin Dong of G1 performs incredible statistics, people will suddenly discover that Jordan is not the only choice.

If you want to witness a miracle, it doesn’t mean you have to watch a prodigy!

Can't the SuperSonics perform miracles? Payton's eight years of pain, Lin Dong's rookie stardom.

Which one is not topical? Which one doesn't attract attention? What can't you pull out and brag about?

Coupled with Jordan's arrogance and strength at the press conference, and his "dog talk" that was just for his own pleasure without thinking, he was scolded by reporters all over the United States.

MD, you lost the game yourself, but you vented your anger on all of us hard-working media workers. Why should we be so talkative? Have you eaten your rice?

So the change in the direction of the wind seemed to be logical.

They may not scold Jordan now, but they can praise Lin Dong... Anyway, this is what fans across the United States love to watch now, the birth of a new era!

Of course, these are the trends that gradually formed in the subsequent fermentation after the press conference.

At the press conference, the topic of the SuperSonics went far beyond that. What even made the United States dumbfounded was that the guy who scored 69 points in the first Finals of his rookie season was not in this press conference. The most popular person at the meeting and the most topical person.

The person who really stole the show and aroused the nerves of all the reporters was the female boss of the SuperSonics who just took office - Yang Dong!

——Ms. Yang Dong, as the first owner in NBA history to punch a player at a game, before you do it, do you know what you have done and what kind of punishment you need to face?

It is a very normal question, and of course it is also a topic of great concern and interest to all parties.

This should be answered according to normal public relations, which is basically 'I was impulsive', 'Ah, I just took over the team and I don't know much about the rules', etc. Then it is most likely just an ordinary news.

But the Sonic Queen is a queen after all, and people can feel her difference as soon as she opens her mouth.

"I know." Yang Dong said nonchalantly at the interview desk: "Technical foul, expulsion, plus a maximum fine, a fine of 2.5 million US dollars? I heard that they also suspended me for three additional games, and even the fans You are not allowed to go to the stands... Oh, if we beat the Wizards 4-0, then unfortunately, I may not have the chance to feel the joy of victory with everyone at the scene."

The scene was filled with laughter and harmony.

——Then do you agree with this punishment? Do you think there are any problems with the league's handling of this matter?

"I quite approve of the league's punishment! Mr. Stern's handling of this matter has no problem at all. The NBA league is truly fair and equitable. If there is no punishment at all, if we encounter trouble in the future, the bosses on the sidelines will be If you hire a bunch of people to rush in and fight, can this game still be played? There are rules, and everyone has to abide by them."

The scene was filled with cheerful laughter again, and the alliance officials accompanying him also showed happy smiles. He was originally worried that this hot-tempered Eastern female boss would openly defy the alliance.

So the reporters happily talked more.

——It seems that you are a quite rational person, maybe you were just impulsive at the time. After all, Lin Dong is your son, which is completely understandable. So if you were asked to choose again, would you still throw out that tactical board? ? Maybe there are other better options?

Yang Dong smiled and said happily: "Of course, if it happens again, I won't throw out that tactical board. That's so childish."

This answer made the atmosphere at the scene extremely cheerful, but the next sentence that followed caused the whole place to fall into a dead silence.

"Because the tactical board is so ineffective, you can tell by the straight back of the violent guy when he was ejected from the field. He was not injured as much as he should have been."

? ? ?

The scene that had been cheerful and relaxed just now suddenly froze, and everyone's smiles froze on their faces.

This, this, this, what does this mean?

What does it mean to have no lethality? What does it mean to not receive due harm? How do you want him to be hurt?

"Next time I will choose slab bricks. Do you know what slab bricks are? They are the kind that are used when building a house. They are powerful, compact and easy to carry." Yang Dong said happily: "I will ask my assistant to prepare some for me next time. Especially at SuperSonics home games, I will use a special seat to store my tactical tiles!"

Wow!

The scene was completely stunned by this time, and there was a dead silence.

Do you also need a dedicated seat to store the tiles? And tactical bricks... you, you, you, what are you going to do? !

"Of course it's used to deal with those bastards who don't have martial ethics and want to take action just because they can't beat them!" Yang Dong was still smiling and said: "Isn't it just 2.5 million? I'll leave it here! It's not just my ex-husband's My son Lin Dong, including every Sonics player, they are the most valuable assets of my team."

"If anyone dares to touch them on the court, my bricks are for them!"

"The team doesn't have much money on its books. It's only 100 million at the moment, which is only enough for 40 tiles, so..."

Snapped!

As Yang Dong spoke, he unscrewed a brick weighing at least five or six kilograms from her classic LV bag and slapped it on the table.

The table was smacked hard, and the unprepared alliance official next to him was frightened to tremble.

"We must recognize and abide by the rules. The worst that can happen is that we will be fined and go bankrupt." Yang Dong said coldly to the camera: "So if anyone in the league thinks he can take 40 blows, just try to be rough with my players. I'm very happy." I want to see if these 40 bricks can hit someone to death!"

Damn it...

The league officials at the scene were stunned, and the reporters all had their mouths open. In just this moment, they had already decided that tomorrow's front page headline would use this woman's famous quote.

SuperSonics fans as far away as Seattle were in a collective climax instantly.

The extremely conspicuous tile on the TV screen reminded them of some of Lin's famous quotes when he was in Seattle, such as the phrase "awesome".

It is said that it is the physiological organ of a cow. The reason why it is used by mysterious Easterners to describe it as "cool" and "very powerful" is because it is so big, it is super big!

And this tile...gosh, it's huge too!

--oh! The eternal goddess in my heart, the Queen of Sonics! Awesome!

——It’s hard to imagine how the man from the Dragon Kingdom dared to divorce such a queen...

——Is there a possibility that the man was beaten and forced to divorce by Her Majesty the Queen?

--oh! Yes!

——Awesome! Awesome! Her Majesty the Queen is awesome!

Yang Dong probably didn't expect that her son's casual words and her today's bricks would actually accomplish what the Dragon Kingdom government has wanted to do for decades but has never been able to do, which is to invade the culture of the United States...

——Have you tried McDonald’s new big burger?

--oh! The awesome one, the awesome burger!

——Did you see that fat man? Wow, he is so big!

——Awesome! Awesome!

Niubi has become the most popular term in Seattle and on the Internet today. People all over the United States are speaking Chinese, although they are just saying one word.

And just when the Sonics and the Lin family's mother and son are driving a new trend...

Artest covered his head under the quilt of the big bed at home.

He was the only one at home, and his girlfriend whom he had just dated was kicked out by him yesterday. He threw all her greetings from the second floor, and then kicked the stupid woman who couldn't speak out of his villa.

He just wants to be quiet now.

G1 was expelled from the game, which ultimately led to the team losing. Although most media now blame Jordan because of Jordan's special characteristics, they blame Jordan for the loss.

However, the attitude of the fans was surprisingly unanimous, almost one-sidedly placing the responsibility for the loss on him, the guy who was expelled.

——That idiot who only gets angry at women can go back to his hometown to grow cotton after this season! He doesn't deserve to stand on the NBA court at all!

——Why would the Wizards bet on such a fool? He is simply not worthy of being in the starting five!

Of course, if these voices on the Internet can be ignored, then the evaluation of him by various football commentators became the source of Artest's almost collapse.

——Impulsive, irritable, and without the slightest ability to manage emotions, such a guy is an unstable time bomb for any team.

——After this season, if the Wizards lose the Finals, it may be time to consider changing to a small forward. The former Pistons may be suitable for him, but this is no longer the era of the Pistons, and this guy's value will plummet.

——Haha, he prevented the God of Basketball from winning the final championship. How do you think the league will deal with him? This guy's career is over!

The scolding doesn't matter, but if it affects your own worth, if it ends your career...

The more Artest thought about it, the more irritated he became, and he covered his head with the quilt.

Ding ding ding, ding ding ding…

The phone rang, but he ignored it. It was probably the stupid woman calling yesterday. He didn't want to hear the idiot's voice now.

Ding ding ding, ding ding ding…

But the ringing kept going.

Artest suddenly became furious, suddenly opened the quilt and grabbed the phone.

"What?!" he roared into the phone. If that stupid woman dared to say one more thing that she shouldn't have said, he would rush out and strangle her to death right now!

"Hi, Ron." But it was Jordan's voice that came from the other end of the phone: "Are you home?"

Artest was extremely unhappy with Michael and wanted to scold him back with "Fake".

The opponent's words on the court, 'If it doesn't work, get out' was one of the reasons why he lost control of his emotions later and led to all this.

But Artest also knows that this guy is not only his teammate, but also one of the owners of the Wizards, and has unparalleled appeal in the league. If he is too impulsive, then maybe the media's predictions will really come true—— My career is coming to an end!

"...Yeah!" He tried to calm down and responded patiently.

"Haha." Jordan on the phone smiled and said, "Go to the window and take a look."

Artest frowned, wondering what kind of medicine Jordan was selling in this stuffy gourd, but he still walked to the window and looked down.

His family rented a three-story villa. From the second floor, it looked like a lawn, but at this moment, a dark Dodge Viper was parked.

Jordan, wearing a white suit, leaned against the door of the supercar, looked at the window and made a phone call. He smiled at him and said, "Hi, brother! You know, God will not apologize. But God knows right and wrong.”

"You were not wrong yesterday, you just lacked motivation. Now that I have brought you motivation, are you going to stay at home and take a nap, or are you going to go out and drive your new sports car to accompany God for a spin? Let’s see which one is faster, supersonic or you?”

Artest opened his mouth slightly.

He looked at Jordan and the classic sports car below. What Artest liked most was the Viper logo on the front of the car and the Viper headlights. He glared at you, just like his own character.

And its V10-cylinder engine with a displacement of 8.0 liters is even more representative of muscle!

The 3.6-liter 911 is like a little brother in front of it, and the 5.7-liter Devil and the 5.5-liter Ferrari also have to bow before it!

Dodge Viper, a classic model from 1989, is a classic representative of large-displacement American super sports cars. It is also one of Artest's favorite models. He has mentioned this car to the team more than once, but I just never had the money to buy it.

But now...

"Hey, man, what are you still doing?" Jordan said to the phone: "Do you still need me to send you the key in person?"

Artest laughed, and all the previous worries and entanglements were swept away in an instant.

What you need to say about apologizing sincerely and being submissive...that's all bullshit.

Does God need to apologize?

God does not need to apologize, God is free to do whatever He wants.

Artest thinks he prefers this approach.

Who said paying an apology is an insult? If this is an insult, then Artest hopes that such insults can come more often!

"My upper limit is not just supersonic speed!" Artest said on the phone, and then ran towards the door in a hurry: "Hahaha, here it comes!"

Jordan hung up the phone, curled up the corners of his mouth slightly, and smiled.

Discord within the Wizards? The Wizards no longer have the capital to compete for the championship? Has the Wizards fallen apart?

Fuck you unscrupulous media.

Look, I can settle everything!

That first-year guy wanted to replace him, but he was a hundred years too early!

G2 belongs to the Wizards!