ALL NOVEL The Salted Fish Life of a Superman
Chapter 344 Waste Meow is online!
Chapter 344 Waste Meow is online!
When the life-and-death battle started, not only the players on stage were nervous, but also the audience in the audience. DK and TNG fans hoped that their home team could win the championship, and everyone's palms were sweating.
In the corner, a short and fat man sat there.
Since the spinach incident last year, many fans of DK have lost their fans, and many people have become black fans, using various extreme behaviors to discredit DK. This man is one of them.
He looked at the pale-faced Meow on the stage, and smiled sinisterly: "Hehehe, do you still like the gift that the Lord gave you? Don't worry, there will be more in the future. Let's see how I can kill you, trash meow!"
At this time, a curious voice came from behind: "Brother, did you mess meow just now?"
Hearing the voice, the man thought that he had met a sunspot like himself, he stared at the stage with a sneer and said, "Isn't that true, she is so autistic now, I have half of the credit~"
The man behind him exclaimed, "Brother, you are amazing! How did you fix it? Teach me!"
The man said triumphantly: "Master was wearing a hat just now, pretending to be a DK fan, and went to the backstage to give Fei Miao a 'gift', with a butcher's knife inside!"
"Fuck? Send the knife directly? Isn't it too cruel?"
"Not only is there a knife, but the master also poured some pig's blood on the knife!"
"Fuck? There's still blood?!"
"That's right! Grandpa even gave her some Ming coins!"
"Damn it? Give away coins?!"
"Hee hee hee! Every Ming coin also says 'Get lost', awesome, right?"
"Awesome! It exploded!"
"Brother, from your tone of voice, you also hate Waste Meow? Come on, let's get to know each other, and we will punish her together in the future."
"Oh, hello, my name is Future, and I'm Brother Waste Meow."
The man froze for a moment and turned his head in astonishment.
Future grinned, lifted the man up from the seat, and threw him on the ground with a hug, causing a brain hemorrhage.
The man screamed and was about to run away when he suddenly found 39 people standing behind him, all looking at him with a sneer.
Future raised the recorder in his hand, and said: "I have recorded all the evidence. The old rule is, one punch per person, and send him to the DK staff after the beating."
Rocky, who took the lead, was gearing up: "Smack him!!!"
Punches like rain, screams like chickens.
Today is Saturday, the LPL Summer Finals is held in the capital, and Xicheng is thousands of kilometers away from the capital.
In the future, I originally planned a one-night party in the villa, and took 39 students in the class to watch the game. After watching the first two rounds, I found that Meow's mentality had collapsed, and the barrage had already scolded her badly.
The 40 of them couldn't win the barrage, and they couldn't get through to call Meow, so in the future, they made a decisive decision and went directly to their father-in-law. Bah, they went directly to Luo's father and asked for a private jet. They flew straight to the capital in a hurry, and prepared to go to the scene to cheer for Meow.
All the students in the class clamored to go together, and they would bring them in the future.
In this way, under the fierce driving skills of the Maozi pilot, the special plane arrived half an hour early despite the heavy rain, and everyone was able to rush into the scene at the beginning of the last round.
There were a lot of spectators, and the 40 people in the future were very inconspicuous, and Meow didn't notice them.
Seeing this in the future, he shouted: "Everyone, raise up the support signs!"
Immediately, he said mischievously to Rocky: "Quick, it's time for your banknote ability to appear."
Rocky took out his mobile phone and called Luo Shangqian: "Hey, brother, what I told you before can start now."
There are many advertising screens at the finals, which are used to display the advertisements of various sponsors, and the commentary will also broadcast the advertisements of the advertising parties on the way.
Half an hour ago, Luo Shi Group, which has never been involved in the field of e-sports, suddenly spent a lot of money, and the CEO Luo Shangqian personally came forward to temporarily buy out all the advertising screens in the fifth game of the finals, and promised to support other sponsors The losses caused by the merchants and the liquidated damages of the platform shall be borne by them.
The sponsors also gave Luoshi Group face, and they all gave up their resources.
After Rocky made the phone call, the advertising screens in all directions suddenly changed, and they were unified into the same picture, which was a support painting customized for Meow by a professional designer.
At the same time, the commentary began to broadcast: "Viewers friends, now insert a message from the patron's father: Meow, we are with you—from the future that loves you."
As soon as this rant was broadcast, the audience exploded in an instant, and the bullet screen exploded at the same time. The screen was full of question marks, and they all speculated about the origin of this "future".
Meow on the stage looked at the cheering paintings around her, and fell into a daze for a while. She subconsciously scanned the auditorium, and finally her eyes were fixed, and she saw the future and the 39 students.
Seeing this, everyone happily raised their support cards to cheer Meow, and also shouted in the future: "Come on, Meow! After the game, I will take you to eat brown sugar glutinous rice cakes!"
At this moment, an unspeakable warmth surged through Meow's heart, dispelling all the fear and haze. She nodded heavily to everyone, her eyes became firmer than ever, and she looked at the screen.
DK, it's almost a useless meow, it's online!
BP selection stage.
DK is the blue side this time, and has the right to choose the first hand, but does not have the counter position of the last hand.
Coach DK: "In this round, we will pick first. EZ is the unique skill of the opponent's ADC. We don't have enough bans, so we can only replace bans with grabs. There is a high probability that the opponent will win the combination of card master and wine barrel. I am going to take a plug in the middle. Lass. But EZ Gasselas will face the problem of insufficient damage, and another core must be replenished. What should I say? Scrap meow, let me get you a tank that can be mixed in the top lane, so that Zhuzhuyou can fight wild cores?"
Fei Miao looked at the screen and said without hesitation: "Get me a big core, the kind that can take over the game in the later stage."
At this moment, the coach was stunned, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
When Fei Miao first joined the team, he won a lot of big cores, but because of his game experience, he was often caught and couldn't develop.
Later, she lost her self-confidence, and she didn't dare to take big cores. She either used tanks to mix, or used long hands to fight short hands, and her BP was very limited.
Unexpectedly, today she took the initiative to invite Ying to do the big nuclear operation herself.
Judging from the poor performance in the first two rounds, the coach didn't want to give it, but he saw Meow with firm eyes, and finally decided to believe her: "Okay, I'll get you a big core, but you have to be mentally prepared, We are the blue side, TNG's last move will most likely be aimed at you."
Meow: "It's okay, no matter what the opponent's top laner takes, he can't suppress me."
Hearing these words, Zhu Zhuyou's scalp tingled.
at last
The feeling of ranking together
finally come!
The commentary stand, the commentator is also interpreting the lineup at this time: "DK's fourth and fifth moves! Here it comes! The vampire of the useless meow! After more than two months, we once again saw the useless meow take out this ultimate Extremely developed late-stage big core! And Zhuzhuyou locks the blind monk, and forms a strong middle field with Silas, against the same strong cards and barrels!"
The female commentator also said impassionedly: "Wow! You covered up your ID. I thought it was Big Brother who was playing! And he was Big Brother at his peak! This kind of hero is extremely weak online but has a very high upper limit. Ordinary players really don't dare to play this kind of hero." Take out the game of life and death!"
The male commentator: "This is really Ye Qinghui! But then again, although we are very excited to see this move, we must pay attention to the fact that the red side has a counter at the end, and the hero vampire has a role in the top lane. Many natural enemies, if you take them out on the blue side, you will definitely be targeted."
As soon as the voice of the commentator fell, TNG had locked the last hero.
At this moment, a giant shadow burning with black flames appeared on the big screen, and a brutal voice resounded throughout the arena: "Listen! Extinct! Be silent!"
Coach DK's scalp tingled suddenly, and what he was most worried about finally happened.
Darkborn Sword Demon, come!
(End of this chapter)
When the life-and-death battle started, not only the players on stage were nervous, but also the audience in the audience. DK and TNG fans hoped that their home team could win the championship, and everyone's palms were sweating.
In the corner, a short and fat man sat there.
Since the spinach incident last year, many fans of DK have lost their fans, and many people have become black fans, using various extreme behaviors to discredit DK. This man is one of them.
He looked at the pale-faced Meow on the stage, and smiled sinisterly: "Hehehe, do you still like the gift that the Lord gave you? Don't worry, there will be more in the future. Let's see how I can kill you, trash meow!"
At this time, a curious voice came from behind: "Brother, did you mess meow just now?"
Hearing the voice, the man thought that he had met a sunspot like himself, he stared at the stage with a sneer and said, "Isn't that true, she is so autistic now, I have half of the credit~"
The man behind him exclaimed, "Brother, you are amazing! How did you fix it? Teach me!"
The man said triumphantly: "Master was wearing a hat just now, pretending to be a DK fan, and went to the backstage to give Fei Miao a 'gift', with a butcher's knife inside!"
"Fuck? Send the knife directly? Isn't it too cruel?"
"Not only is there a knife, but the master also poured some pig's blood on the knife!"
"Fuck? There's still blood?!"
"That's right! Grandpa even gave her some Ming coins!"
"Damn it? Give away coins?!"
"Hee hee hee! Every Ming coin also says 'Get lost', awesome, right?"
"Awesome! It exploded!"
"Brother, from your tone of voice, you also hate Waste Meow? Come on, let's get to know each other, and we will punish her together in the future."
"Oh, hello, my name is Future, and I'm Brother Waste Meow."
The man froze for a moment and turned his head in astonishment.
Future grinned, lifted the man up from the seat, and threw him on the ground with a hug, causing a brain hemorrhage.
The man screamed and was about to run away when he suddenly found 39 people standing behind him, all looking at him with a sneer.
Future raised the recorder in his hand, and said: "I have recorded all the evidence. The old rule is, one punch per person, and send him to the DK staff after the beating."
Rocky, who took the lead, was gearing up: "Smack him!!!"
Punches like rain, screams like chickens.
Today is Saturday, the LPL Summer Finals is held in the capital, and Xicheng is thousands of kilometers away from the capital.
In the future, I originally planned a one-night party in the villa, and took 39 students in the class to watch the game. After watching the first two rounds, I found that Meow's mentality had collapsed, and the barrage had already scolded her badly.
The 40 of them couldn't win the barrage, and they couldn't get through to call Meow, so in the future, they made a decisive decision and went directly to their father-in-law. Bah, they went directly to Luo's father and asked for a private jet. They flew straight to the capital in a hurry, and prepared to go to the scene to cheer for Meow.
All the students in the class clamored to go together, and they would bring them in the future.
In this way, under the fierce driving skills of the Maozi pilot, the special plane arrived half an hour early despite the heavy rain, and everyone was able to rush into the scene at the beginning of the last round.
There were a lot of spectators, and the 40 people in the future were very inconspicuous, and Meow didn't notice them.
Seeing this in the future, he shouted: "Everyone, raise up the support signs!"
Immediately, he said mischievously to Rocky: "Quick, it's time for your banknote ability to appear."
Rocky took out his mobile phone and called Luo Shangqian: "Hey, brother, what I told you before can start now."
There are many advertising screens at the finals, which are used to display the advertisements of various sponsors, and the commentary will also broadcast the advertisements of the advertising parties on the way.
Half an hour ago, Luo Shi Group, which has never been involved in the field of e-sports, suddenly spent a lot of money, and the CEO Luo Shangqian personally came forward to temporarily buy out all the advertising screens in the fifth game of the finals, and promised to support other sponsors The losses caused by the merchants and the liquidated damages of the platform shall be borne by them.
The sponsors also gave Luoshi Group face, and they all gave up their resources.
After Rocky made the phone call, the advertising screens in all directions suddenly changed, and they were unified into the same picture, which was a support painting customized for Meow by a professional designer.
At the same time, the commentary began to broadcast: "Viewers friends, now insert a message from the patron's father: Meow, we are with you—from the future that loves you."
As soon as this rant was broadcast, the audience exploded in an instant, and the bullet screen exploded at the same time. The screen was full of question marks, and they all speculated about the origin of this "future".
Meow on the stage looked at the cheering paintings around her, and fell into a daze for a while. She subconsciously scanned the auditorium, and finally her eyes were fixed, and she saw the future and the 39 students.
Seeing this, everyone happily raised their support cards to cheer Meow, and also shouted in the future: "Come on, Meow! After the game, I will take you to eat brown sugar glutinous rice cakes!"
At this moment, an unspeakable warmth surged through Meow's heart, dispelling all the fear and haze. She nodded heavily to everyone, her eyes became firmer than ever, and she looked at the screen.
DK, it's almost a useless meow, it's online!
BP selection stage.
DK is the blue side this time, and has the right to choose the first hand, but does not have the counter position of the last hand.
Coach DK: "In this round, we will pick first. EZ is the unique skill of the opponent's ADC. We don't have enough bans, so we can only replace bans with grabs. There is a high probability that the opponent will win the combination of card master and wine barrel. I am going to take a plug in the middle. Lass. But EZ Gasselas will face the problem of insufficient damage, and another core must be replenished. What should I say? Scrap meow, let me get you a tank that can be mixed in the top lane, so that Zhuzhuyou can fight wild cores?"
Fei Miao looked at the screen and said without hesitation: "Get me a big core, the kind that can take over the game in the later stage."
At this moment, the coach was stunned, and everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.
When Fei Miao first joined the team, he won a lot of big cores, but because of his game experience, he was often caught and couldn't develop.
Later, she lost her self-confidence, and she didn't dare to take big cores. She either used tanks to mix, or used long hands to fight short hands, and her BP was very limited.
Unexpectedly, today she took the initiative to invite Ying to do the big nuclear operation herself.
Judging from the poor performance in the first two rounds, the coach didn't want to give it, but he saw Meow with firm eyes, and finally decided to believe her: "Okay, I'll get you a big core, but you have to be mentally prepared, We are the blue side, TNG's last move will most likely be aimed at you."
Meow: "It's okay, no matter what the opponent's top laner takes, he can't suppress me."
Hearing these words, Zhu Zhuyou's scalp tingled.
at last
The feeling of ranking together
finally come!
The commentary stand, the commentator is also interpreting the lineup at this time: "DK's fourth and fifth moves! Here it comes! The vampire of the useless meow! After more than two months, we once again saw the useless meow take out this ultimate Extremely developed late-stage big core! And Zhuzhuyou locks the blind monk, and forms a strong middle field with Silas, against the same strong cards and barrels!"
The female commentator also said impassionedly: "Wow! You covered up your ID. I thought it was Big Brother who was playing! And he was Big Brother at his peak! This kind of hero is extremely weak online but has a very high upper limit. Ordinary players really don't dare to play this kind of hero." Take out the game of life and death!"
The male commentator: "This is really Ye Qinghui! But then again, although we are very excited to see this move, we must pay attention to the fact that the red side has a counter at the end, and the hero vampire has a role in the top lane. Many natural enemies, if you take them out on the blue side, you will definitely be targeted."
As soon as the voice of the commentator fell, TNG had locked the last hero.
At this moment, a giant shadow burning with black flames appeared on the big screen, and a brutal voice resounded throughout the arena: "Listen! Extinct! Be silent!"
Coach DK's scalp tingled suddenly, and what he was most worried about finally happened.
Darkborn Sword Demon, come!
(End of this chapter)
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