The Unemployed Demon Lord

"I don't need your compliment!" Alice responded angrily, her teeth itching with hatred.

Merlin smiled, waved his hands and said, "Goodbye, what a pleasant sea trip~!"

Happy fart!

Get out!You bastard devil!

One day I'll take my sword and chop off your head!

Alice bit her lip, thinking bitterly in her heart that she hated Merlin as much as cockroaches, to the point where she couldn't stop dying.

Merlin took two steps, then stopped suddenly, with a terrified expression.

He realized a very serious problem, he came out to play around by himself, and he had no money in his pocket!

As a time traveler, Merlin fully knew that without money, it would be difficult to move forward in society.

Let him rob the national treasury, or block the way to loot the caravan?

Merlin felt that as one of the monarchs of the demon clan, he was a bit arrogant, and he didn't bother to rob, or kill people for money.

And I feel that after doing bad things, I will be wanted by the kingdom, and I will not be able to calmly eat and wait to die in the future. There will definitely be a group of adventurers who will come to harass me for the bounty.

Even if you are a demon and not a human being, you must have the most basic moral values, because this is the essential difference between humans and animals.

Just because this is a different world, you can't just do whatever you want, put on human skin, and do things worse than pigs and dogs.

Although Merlin has a basic sense of morality, it is limited to ordinary people and friends.

As for the enemies... of course they have to do whatever they want!There's no need to hesitate! ?

Merlin's eyes were full of little stars, and he looked at Alice who was resting on the ground behind him.

I am the devil and she is a brave man. This is a proper hostile relationship. It seems that I am going to become frantic and drain the last bit of value from Alice so that I can act in Great Britain.

Merlin's eyes drifted away from Alice's body, looking at the pure white mithril armor, which was radiant and silvery, full of magic defense spells.

This is not an ordinary armor, it must be a high-end armor, the kind that is damn valuable to a thief!

As long as I get Alice's mithril armor, it should be able to buy a lot of money. Yes, I want to rob her!

Merlin coughed lightly, walked in front of Alice, stroked his chin, and showed a very wanton smile, "Beautiful lady, I need you to give me some precious things, hehehe~"

"What...what are you doing!?" Alice clutched her chest and stepped back, thinking to herself

Could it be his own chastity that is precious?

∑(°口°?)? ? ?

Chapter 28:

"Take off your clothes obediently~" Merlin raised his eyebrows, as if he was teasing Alice.

"Really... really want to do this?"

Alice bit her trembling lips, faintly losing color, her eyes full of humiliation and unwillingness.

"Take off quickly, don't force me to be rough, I'm still quite a gentleman."

Merlin was expressionless, holding his hand on the handle of the knife, as if he was about to pull out the knife at any time, "Goo..."

Alice let out a mournful cry from the depths of her throat, never expecting to encounter such a thing.

It seems that this sensualist really doesn't want to let him go, and he still wants to have a cannon before he leaves. Obviously he has become a coolie, and he is so tired that he is about to die, and now he has to sleep with him and offer his chastity.

I didn't expect such a disgusting guy to exist in the world.

Not only treat me as a labor force, but also sleep with me! ?

She covered her chest with her hands, her face flushed, as if she was about to be raped.

Alice raised her head and took a peek at Merlin. Although her face was expressionless, it became extremely obscene and erotic in her eyes.

Poor Alice seemed to have predicted the scene where her chastity would be defiled by the devil, and there were crystal tears in her eyes.

If I had known this, I wouldn't be a bullshit hero, and I would still encounter such a humiliating thing...

Merlin frowned, tilted his head, his mind was full of question marks, he couldn't understand the situation at all?

Under pressure, Alice got down to business.

He took off the white silk cloak printed with the Holy See pattern, took off the expensive mithril light armor, took off the black stockings, and untied the tulle-like underwear.

Even the pink chubby times were folded obediently and placed on top.

The fair skin and the sunshine, the soft and delicate body curves are exquisitely crafted, the silver hair is full of intricate threads, and the shabby washboard on the chest...

The girl's naked body is undoubtedly exposed, highlighting the perfect combination of strength and beauty, and every inch of skin can make people imagine.

Alice knelt on the beach, her cheeks were flushed and charming.

She covered her washboard with one hand, and covered her breasts with the other. The huge sense of shame made the girl's mind go blank.

Alice closed her eyes tightly, shivering against the slightly salty sea breeze.

Merlin looked at Alice's naked body, feeling a little dazed, thinking that I just wanted to rob money, why did it suddenly become a rhythm of robbing sex?hateful!I am a decent person!

"Hey! What I mean is that you can just take off your armor. What are you doing when you take it off? Don't you feel cold with your butt?"

"Eh!?" Alice opened her eyes and asked blankly, "Aren't you going...to push me down?"

"Damn it!" Merlin frowned, with a black line running down his forehead, "Aren't you hungry and thirsty, and you don't have a man to want? What's going on in your head? Are you ashamed? Are you still a brave man? Your brave predecessor Let's see your virtue, the coffin can't hold it down!"

"Uh..." Alice's face flushed red and her expression was dull, wondering if she had misunderstood it?Merlin never thought of pushing himself down...

"Oh~!" Merlin suddenly realized, and whispered, "Are you obsessed with me? Thinking about taking off your clothes and making me fuck you? Why are you so dirty thinking? Do you think I will be so easily fooled? What if it is poisonous?"

"No! I..." Alice blushed and wanted to explain.

"Okay, okay! Don't explain..." Merlin interrupted Alice, and said contemptuously

"Look at your shabby washboard, how could you tempt me?"

"How about a breast augmentation? It's useless for you to come here and tempt me now. I can only say..."

"You washboard hero, you are really shameless!"

Alice's face turned pale in an instant, as if she had received 10000 points of mental damage, and her soul responded to the call of the goddess of light, and began to leave her body.

She feels that she has lost her dream in life, so she is willing to spend her life as a salted fish...

"Oh, by the way, the washboard is a good thing. It saves material costs by making clothes." Merlin picked up the pile of mithril armor and left, his mocking voice came from a distance, "Washboard, washboard, Hahahahaha..."

for a long time

Alice, who was kneeling naked on the beach, was tossed in the wind as if she had lost her soul.

Today is her Good Friday, she experienced the great shame and humiliation, and began to doubt her life.

Alice's small face began to feel wronged, and finally she burst into tears, crying loudly on the deserted beach

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Damn Merlin, shameless bastard!"

"I swear I'll never see you again in my life!"

( >﹏<.)

There was a smell of Flag in the air...

Volume 1 Encounters Chapter [-]:

one year later.

Great Britain Wales.

A small village on the outskirts.

Two thieves were setting foot on the ground where the caravan must pass. They hid behind the woods, preparing to rob passers-by.

The gray-clothed thief: "Senior, what should we do? If we don't get any money today, the boss will chop us off."

The black-clothed thief: "Don't worry, there will be a chance. This group of foreign hillbillies have learned their skills, and it seems that they will not take this road."

The gray-clothed thief: "Then what shall we do?"

The black-clothed thief: "Wait patiently, there will be a chance, maybe someone else will go this way."

The gray-clothed thief: "Eh? It seems that there really is a woman walking this way."

Thief in black: "Damn it, what the hell is there?"

The gray-clothed thief: "But it doesn't look like much money, like a rag picker..."

Black-clothed thief: "You don't understand this. As the saying goes, wealth should not be revealed. It looks poor on the surface, but in fact the thief is rich."

The gray-clothed thief: "Oh! I have learned from seniors!"

The black-clothed thief: "Look at me, I took him down, he didn't even have his pants left!"

Following the eyes of the two thieves, a ragged traveler was heading towards the village on the winding path.

He leaned on the broken branches and struggled forward, gasping for breath every time he took a step, as if he would die on the side of the road at any moment.

That's right, it's none other than Merlin who exudes the aura of "poverty, hunger and tiredness" all over his body.

At this time, Merlin was no longer the glory of the past, and he was dressed in tatters, equivalent to only a fig leaf, unkempt, like a scavenger on the pier, who specially shines shoes for military officers.

"Nima..."

"So poor, so tired, so hungry..."

"The evil capitalism is really stingy..."

"Didn't I just eat a few overlord meals? You want me..."

Merlin is now a wanted criminal, worth 5000 gold coins, and has the title of goofy boy who eats and drinks.

Perhaps most people think that it is nothing for Merlin to eat Bawang's meal, but he has eaten all the high-end restaurants in Scotland, and even ordered expensive ones.