The Unemployed Demon Lord

It's not my style to force women to do this.

Although she seduced me with bare buttocks, I'm not a person with a brain!

A group of old women don't know anything, and they are spreading rumors here...

Merlin rolled his eyes, feeling angry in his heart. After thinking about it for a long time, his image among the villagers is that of a big stallion who is ready to be bullied? !

"It's not bad. I heard that it's not only lecherous, but also a lolicon. I especially like loli under the age of 12. A meal of little loli was imprisoned in the underground of the Demon King's Palace for his lewd pleasure." A big fat god came over , Join the gossip camp.

"Oh my god, it's so scary..." The aunt hurriedly hugged her 12-year-old daughter tightly, for fear that Lucifer III would descend from the sky to snatch Lori.

Mommy!

I'm not a lolicon!

The underground of the Demon King's Palace is full of magma, how can there be a prison! ?

If I really imprisoned a group of little lolita for my lust, why the hell did I leave the Demon King's Palace?Is it stupid to have your head kicked by a donkey?

Merlin's nose was crooked from anger, and his image seemed to be getting more and more distorted. Although he was no longer the devil king, he was still very upset that his past image was smeared.

"Lucifer III is very powerful, known as the head of the Seven Great Demon Kings, and is very close to Great Britain across the sea. If he leads the Demon King's army across the Orkney Strait to attack Great Britain, think that you don't have the protection of the Goddess of Light , can you survive?" The missionary spoke impassionedly, like a savior.

Sorry, I never led an army across the Orkney Strait to attack Great Britain...

Merlin shook his head, sneering secretly in his heart, and what the hell is the threat of demons, as if the existence of demons is to rule the world and slaughter aliens for pleasure.

But the villagers didn't think so, and they were fooled by the missionary with a few words, and they all showed terrified expressions.

"So you need to buy a scripture to deepen your belief in the Goddess of Light. If you can't buy a gold coin, you will lose money! If you can't buy a gold coin, you can't be fooled! The bishop ran away with his sister-in-law! So there is a big reward on the spot! Bloodletting is a big sale! The original price is ten gold coins A hardcover textbook, all for one gold coin!" The missionary shouted frantically in a broken voice.

"Buy, buy, buy!" The onlookers were fooled, and they took out a gold coin one after another, wanting to buy a useless broken book, the scene was very hot.

Merlin had a strange expression, his brows were wrinkled, and he was so angry that he was not very balanced.

**dad!

If I use my prestige to promote, will the Holy See give me a commission?

How much money did this fucking earn secretly, even 100 yuan won't be given to me...

(╬~dish~)

Chapter 7:

Although Merlin is very poor now, he has the urge to rob missionaries.

But now his situation is troublesome enough. I am afraid that it is not the group of bear pack adventurers who are looking for him, but the regular imperial army.

If it really comes to this point, I'm afraid I won't even have a place to stay in Great Britain.

Merlin shook his head, looking at this group of uneducated thugs, grabbing a hardcover textbook with a few copper coins for a gold coin, his heart was bleeding, because he thought he should have his own share of the money!

There was nothing he could do about it. He knew this earlier. When he was the devil king, he should have ransacked the Holy See's treasury.

Merlin was daydreaming on his own, and came to the street, wanting to find something to eat, but now he was starving to death.

He took out his cowhide purse and shook it vigorously with the opening facing down.

Well, not a single copper...

With a sad face, Merlin cursed the evil capitalism in his heart, and exploited the two copper coins he had left.

"Hey, where can I get some money?"

If it's possible, Merlin doesn't want to eat Bawang's meal, or else he will never be able to pay off his debts for the rest of his life.

Merlin stood in the market pondering for a long time, and when he saw the jugglers on the opposite side, his heart moved.

Why can't I be a performer?

Merlin has never hesitated, just do what he says.

He took out the bowl for eating, and with the broken crutches, plus the unkempt attire, he had a three-piece meal set!

Meilin's dantian was lucky, and he started to shout loudly in the downtown area

"Don't miss it when you pass by! I'm new to your place, penniless! I want to make a living with my unique skills! You homeboys and rotten girls, if you have money, you can buy a money market! If you don't have money, you can buy a personal game! It's really impossible. Monthly pass it is also fine!"

Merlin yelled a few times, and slowly gathered around a group of melon-eating crowd, with a bit of surprise on their faces, wondering what unique skills this trash picker in front of him has?

There are more and more people onlookers, forming a human wall, very lively.

Seeing that it was almost done, Meilin felt that it was time to start performing, and he insisted on making the villagers' jaws drop and they obediently paid for it.

"It's time to start~!"

The onlookers concentrated their attention, seeing Merlin bowing slightly, ready to go, they couldn't help but feel a little bit of anticipation.

"Secret technique: Repeated horizontal jump!"

Merlin's figure was indistinct, leaving only an afterimage, and he swayed around two points at an extremely fast speed, bringing up a gust of wind, which made people a little surprised.

The crowd of onlookers exclaimed, thinking that Merlin would be too far away just by jumping left and right. He was probably a warrior, and his eyes could not keep up with his speed.

"How is it? Isn't it amazing?"

The move of repeated horizontal jumps is usually used by Meilin to exercise his body. He is squatting at home, and he is too lazy to go out to exercise, so he just jumps around the room and has practiced a good "Kung Fu".

A crystal tear came out of the corner of Merlin's eyes, and he sighed mentally, it's so good to have leg cramps at night, otherwise, who the hell has a sick mind and uses repeated horizontal jumps to exercise his body?

Seeing the enthusiasm of the audience, he speeded up the frequency and pushed the atmosphere to a climax.

"Look at my acceleration of gravity!"

"Ninja: Multiple Shadow Clone Technique!"

Merlin suddenly accelerated his speed, his figure was like lightning, leaving countless afterimages in mid-air, there were hundreds of them, it really looked like a shadow clone, but it was because the speed was too fast, and the afterimages were only produced.

If there are warriors who know the goods present, they might kneel on the ground on the spot, because it is difficult to do so fast even at the holy level!Hundreds of afterimages, the speed of this movement is unimaginable!

The onlookers didn't know how to do it, but felt that the shadow clone was very powerful, and it was exciting to bring gusts of wind, so there was warm applause, which lasted for a long time.

Merlin felt that the audience's emotions were getting better and they could ask for money, so he picked up the begging bowl and went to ask for some money.

"Give some, my friends, give some, it's more or less meaningful..."

When the onlookers saw the end of the performance, they all dispersed.

The villagers rely on their strength to prostitute for free, so why should they pay?

It's very cool to watch, but if you want to pay, there is absolutely no way!

The onlookers dispersed, leaving the scene in a mess, a dilapidated and desolate scene, especially shabby.

Merlin stood where he was, with an embarrassed expression, and was messed up in the wind.

He has a big head, and he performed hard by himself, but in the end he didn't even have a hard work fee, it's a scam!After working so hard for a long time, what on earth are you doing?

However, there was one audience member left, a well-dressed little boy with a big runny nose, eating a lollipop with a "tsk, tsk, tuck" and staring blankly at Merlin.

Maybe the brat felt bored, so he turned around and was about to leave.

After finally leaving an audience, how could Merlin let him go so easily?

What happened to minors?Minors also have to pay for tickets!

Merlin slapped the bear boy on the head, and said with a gloomy smile

"Hey, hey, kid, don't go..."

"Give me two copper coins for dinner, and I'll teach you how to play mid laner."

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Chapter 8:

"Big... Uncle, I don't have any money?"

The little boy was a little scared when he saw Merlin, and the lollipop in his hand almost fell to the ground.

"Uncle...uncle?!"

Merlin frowned, feeling bad all over. He just didn't dress up recently, his beard grew a bit, and he looked very sloppy. Could it be that he doesn't suddenly look 20 years older? !

He always felt that the title "Uncle" was far away from him, but suddenly being called that by a brat made his self-esteem hurt.

"Little friend, do you know that you offended the most powerful swordsman in the world just now, and you might die immediately?"

"Eh!?" The little boy cried out in astonishment, and the big snot suddenly lengthened by two centimeters.

"Hey, hey, wash your snot back, it's going to flow into your neck." Merlin couldn't stand it anymore, and reminded him.

The little boy sucked back the snot with a "Zi Liu", which was quite fast.

"Hey, kid, what's your name?" Merlin asked tentatively.

"My name is Henry." The little boy shivered and answered honestly.

"Henry..." Merlin repeated it, and said with a serious face, "Listen Henry, although you offended me, I am more kind, so I forgive your ignorance, but this kindness needs money To buy, you only need... two copper coins."

Although Merlin's kindness is very cheap, only worth two copper coins, it sounds nice, but his expression is fierce, and the way he rubs his fingers at the children, he is clearly robbing!

He didn't even let the little flowers of Great Britain go unnoticed, as expected of His Majesty the Demon King who is shameless, despicable, erotic, and hateful.

Merlin no longer has any shame for money. As long as he can get food money, he will do everything he can to steal ladies' underwear and sell them. He is also willing to do it, but there should be no nobles in this small village.

Little Henry was a little confused, terrified, and said timidly, "I didn't bring any money when I went out..."

Merlin squinted his eyes and didn't believe it. He felt that Little Henry was lying, and he was dressed in rich clothes. How could it be possible that he didn't bring any money?

He suddenly thought of equivalent exchange, and children usually ask for it.

"Oh~, I understand, you want to learn my martial arts?"

"No, I..." Little Henry hesitated to speak.

"I understand, I understand~" Merlin patted little Henry on the shoulder, and said old-fashionedly, "Unexpectedly, you are quite greedy at a young age. Normally, I would not teach others, but now that I am relatively poor, I can make an exception to teach you." Two tricks."

Little Henry's big snot flowed out again, and his mood was more complicated.