The Unemployed Demon Lord

late at night.

The mountain behind the village.

The gray-clothed thief came to a cave, and black smoke rose from his body.

The thick black smoke dissipated, and it turned into a somewhat short green-skinned goblin, with bright red eyes shining brightly, revealing fear.

The gray-clothed thief tore off his mask, with a pointed nose and ears, and teeth like jagged teeth. He was the guy who was scared by Merlin to pee his pants.

The Thief Goblin looked around vigilantly, and walked into the cave with confidence after finding no one there.

The deep cave is pitch-black, and rows of torches illuminate the place like daylight. It is obvious that a large number of creatures live here.

As long as you continue to go deep, you can see a gorgeous underground palace, like a military fortress, which is quite spectacular.

In front of the heavy city gate, a dozen giant goblins twenty feet tall, wearing silver armor and holding big swords guarded the place.

Thieves Goblin timidly walked to the city gate and said loudly

"I am the thief Hase! If you want to see His Majesty!"

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Inside the underground palace.

This is where the Goblin Emperor lives.

He was also the overlord of the party that caused disaster 20 years ago.

In the end, when he met the high-ranking mage village chief, he was beaten so helplessly that he was forced to sign a humiliating peace treaty.

This group of goblins lived underground for 20 years without seeing the light of day.

But a few years ago, I heard that the old village head of the village below the mountain died, and his grandson, who didn't know magic, became the new village head. This group of humiliated goblins who lived underground were no longer threatened, and they began to secretly become active.

Gob wanted to rob the caravan passing through the village, but he didn't want to violate the peace treaty, let alone attract the empire's crusade, so he secretly used the shape-changing drug and disguised himself as a human to do bad things.

The goblins sent out have to hand in a lot of gold coins every month, otherwise they will be hanged.

Because their goblin emperor has no pursuits, only likes two things, money and female slaves.

At this moment in the main hall, the obese Emperor Goblin was lazily lying on a bed made of gold coins.

He was wearing a gorgeous red robe, gorgeous jewels on his neck and hands, his green skin was full of small pimples, and he looked refreshed.

There are five or six human females wearing collars around their necks, naked all over, serving the Goblin Emperor, and taking turns licking his underside with their tongues.

These women were family members of the robbing caravan, and they were dedicated to the emperor only if they had some beauty. The bad ones were basically ravaged and then killed by other low-level goblins.

Goblins ransacked caravans, and generally killed all the men. It was even worse for women, who would become sex slaves.

At this moment, His Majesty, the thief Hase was lying on the ground tremblingly, not daring to breathe, for fear of disturbing the emperor's pleasure.

There were many ministers of the Goblin tribe beside them, whispering incessantly.

"Oh hoo~"

The Goblin Emperor let out a pleasant voice and seemed to be done, and the female slaves were dragged away by the servants one after another.

"Hather, why are you back? Did you get the money?"

"No...not Your Majesty." The thief Hater responded nervously.

"Then how dare you come back? Do you want to be hanged?" The Goblin Emperor said in a thunderous voice.

"No... that's not the case. I have something else to report." The thief Hasher's heart was pulled into his throat.

"Huh? What's the matter?" The Goblin Emperor's belly wobbled, and he looked down lazily.

"Senior Lake Witch..." The thief Hather thought of his companion, the scene where the black-clothed thief was instantly killed by Merlin.

"Beheaded by a human!"

Chapter 28:

"What did you say? Are you sure you're not trying to excuse your incompetence?" The Goblin Emperor was unexpectedly calm when he heard the news.

"Your Majesty, what the villain said is absolutely true!" The thief Hasel knelt down on the ground, trembling.

"Who killed it? Since the old mage at the foot of the mountain died, there should not be many people here who can beat Lake Witch." The Goblin Emperor asked while lying on the throne piled with gold coins.

"It's really a human, and...and it's a villager at the bottom of the mountain! With just one blow, I killed Senior Lake Wu!"

The thief Hater twitched his head and blamed the villagers at the bottom of the mountain. As long as he could excuse himself from responsibility, he would do whatever he wanted.

In fact, Merlin is a succubus, but he doesn't have any characteristics, making people think he is human, so the goblin thief can't tell it at all.

And it looks like Meilin is going to the village, so let the village down the mountain take the blame.

"A blow? Are there any high-level humans in the village below the mountain?" The Goblin Emperor asked, seemingly not very interested in high-level opponents.

"Your Majesty is aware of the details! Senior Lake Wu is a strong man with half a foot in the mid-level, even if he is fighting against a real middle-level player, there is still room for maneuver. Anyone who can kill Senior Lake Wu in one blow must be a high-level enemy!" The thief Hase climbed along the pole, turning Merlin into a high-level powerhouse in seconds.

Thinking about it, this should be the worst time for Merlin to be hacked, because he is not in any powerful class at all, and the mere high-ranking ones are indeed a bit of a shame for him.

"Really..." The Goblin Emperor rubbed his chin, pondered, and asked after a while, "Gargamel, my soldier was killed, what do you think about this?"

From the forefront of a group of goblin ministers, a purple-skinned goblin walked out. It didn't look as ferocious as ordinary goblins, but it revealed a treacherous side.

This Goblin named Gargamel is the prime minister of the tribe and has won the trust of the Goblin Emperor. Rather than saying that he is full of wisdom, it is better to say that he has a stomach full of evil.

"Your Majesty, this matter is very simple. Since those at the foot of the mountain are attacking us, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!"

"But we signed a peace treaty with the villagers at the foot of the mountain." The Goblin Emperor seemed concerned.

"Your Majesty, you are too benevolent and righteous. Although it is good to value faith, persistence seems indecisive. From the moment the villagers at the foot of the mountain killed our soldiers, the so-called peace treaty has become a piece of paper, and they did not abide by it." Promise, we're just taking revenge." Gargamel seemed to like to pick things up, bewitching the Goblin Emperor to crusade against the village below the mountain.

The Goblin Emperor felt that there was some truth to it. It was human beings who killed their own soldiers first and unilaterally violated the peace treaty.

"Besides, what kind of peace treaty is this? It is a humiliating document of inequality. We have been imprisoned on the mountain. We have lived underground for 20 years! It is time to overthrow the rule of human beings and establish a great Utopia of the Goblins! "Prime Minister Gargamel said impassionedly, portraying his camp as the righteous side, which has a demagogic effect.

The Goblin Emperor on the throne clenched his fists tightly. He felt humiliated when he thought of being hanged and beaten by the old mage in the village. But now that his arch-rival was hiccupping, there was no longer any threat, and he could do whatever he wanted. He was faintly persuaded.

"Your Majesty, please crusade against the whole of Wales, first attack the village at the foot of the mountain, we are not the same as before, now we are strong and strong, and inferior creatures like humans are no match at all, not to mention your Majesty, you are already a holy powerhouse , there are only a handful of people in Great Britain who threaten you, so the time has come for us goblins to rule Wales!"

Gargamel bowed slightly, lowered his head humbly, and made a conclusion.

"Your Majesty, please make a decision. As long as you give an order, the wealth and female slaves in the whole of Wales will be yours."

The Goblin Emperor was heartbroken, and his green face could not see any expression. He stood up slowly, opened his big hands, his fat body trembled a few times, and ordered loudly:

"Order the soldiers to prepare for battle, let the blacksmiths make the sharpest swords and the hardest shields, and in a month's time, we will declare war on the whole of Wales! Again, this is not a drill! This is a war between goblins and humans! "

The ministers talked a lot, and they were a little dizzy with enthusiasm. No one objected. It seems that they have lived in humiliation underground for too long.

"As for you, Your Excellency Hather, you did nothing after your companion was killed, and you still have the face to come back?" Gargamel smiled badly, turned his head to look at the thief Hather, snapped his fingers, and instantly cast a fireball, "Die! "

"No... no ah ah ah!"

The thief Hather screamed incessantly, and his whole body was engulfed in flames.

He desperately rolled on the ground begging for mercy, with a hideous and terrifying expression.

The green skin turned into charcoal, and the smell of burning rose.

In the blink of an eye, the thief Hasel was burned to ashes...

Chapter 29: Monthly Ticket Addition

A month passed quickly.

Merlin received his salary, the base salary plus commission was worth six gold coins.

It seems that Merlin has encouraged girls to drink a lot.

Merlin and Martha got along pretty well, so they called her Sister Martha instead.

Don't get me wrong, Merlin is not trying to get the boss's wife's idea, but Martha, as his boss, it is still necessary to get involved.

To be honest, Merlin has already passed the age when seeing a beautiful woman can't walk, and blushes at every turn and wants to be in Feifei.

But don't let that innocent little boy put it on him, because it's out of place, it won't work at all.

I didn't know it when I was not familiar with it, but after getting familiar with it, Merlin found that Martha actually talked a lot.

She never leaves her husband in a few words, and it seems that she really loves him deeply.

Martha's husband was a soldier in Edinburgh. He seemed to be a mid-level warrior, and he was considered a celebrity in this village. At first, the couple ran the tavern together.

As a result, the husband and wife are separated in two places now, and Martha runs the tavern by herself, and takes care of little Henry, a troublemaker.

Merlin once told Martha euphemistically that she seemed to have some gossip in the village, but she just smiled and didn't say anything.

Merlin was a little surprised. Normal women would be furious when they heard rumors, but Martha looked at it very openly and didn't react at all. Could it be that she was too lazy to explain?

Working during the day on weekdays, Merlin knew that many wretched uncles made words to tease Martha, but she seemed to just smile and didn't respond, as if she didn't hear it.

Merlin found that this village still respects women, and they have always been talkative, and they have never seen rude use of force. It may be because of this atmosphere, so Martha only has gossip, but no one has ever presented evidence of her flirtatiousness.

Merlin just listened to the gossip in the village, and didn't take it seriously. He would leave soon, and he didn't want to meddle in his own business or cause unnecessary trouble.

Merlin has now become a popular niche in the Moonlight Tavern. He is very popular among the women in the village, and there are various scandals. Those who don't know it think that he has an affair with all the women in the village.

In fact, Merlin didn't do anything, at most he touched his little hands, flirted with each other, and then bragged and told stories.

According to his experience, in order to get these women to pay obediently, it is right to let them fall in love with him first.

It's just that the men in the village didn't believe it, and they silently watched their daughter-in-law closely, trying not to go to the Moonlight Tavern at night, and praying in their hearts that Merlin would get out soon!

Merlin was very helpless about this, and for some reason, his opinion became polarized. Among the women, he was praised to the sky, while among the men, he was slandered as a demon that harmed women.

But Merlin doesn't care too much, he is just a traveler and won't stay in this village for a long time, the men will be glad, but the women will regret it.

For Merlin, flirting with a creature like a woman is not as satisfying as betting on a horse!

No, as soon as Merlin got his wages, he ran to the horse betting roll sales site, threw all six gold coins in, bought the No. 62 horse in the 13nd game, and dreamed of becoming a serf and singing.

That's right, he was still so greedy, he didn't keep a dime on his body, and put all his money into gambling, hoping to use luck to change his poor fate.