The Unemployed Demon Lord

"But I'm your savior, you can't do this."

"OK! Let's GO!"

That's right, that's it!

By the way, the emperor is a holy rank?

Okay, I'm going to grab the head now...

Seeing Merlin hesitate, Martha felt anxious, "Go, I will triple your salary for half a month!"

"Tsk! Sister Martha, who do you think I am? Am I a money-hungry person?" Merlin showed a dissatisfied expression, as if he had been half insulted.

"emmmm..."

Martha and little Henry, mother and son, were silent and chose not to comment.

"Isn't that right? I know I'm not a person who sees profit and forgets righteousness." Merlin boasted unceremoniously, and then hammered his heart, "I have justice in my heart!"

Fuck!

If it wasn't for being an adventurer, I wouldn't care about Alice?

It's just that this chain of interests is very complete, and it's a fool not to make money if you have money!

"Then be careful." Martha warned.

"You must come back and teach me sword skills, Uncle Merlin!" Little Henry tactfully expressed concern.

Merlin held the sword at his waist, turned around and walked straight to the Goblin Hall, his black windbreaker fluttered, and his eyes did not hesitate.

"Wash the road with peace of mind."

"Nissan, I'll bring back Alice, the jackass."

"Sa, a dog!"

(???ω???)

Chapter 85:

Merlin walked to the entrance of the main hall, and saw that it had been sealed by crystal clear ice.

He knew that Alice did it, and maybe he was still fighting the Goblin Emperor inside.

Two giant goblins were shaving ice with a mallet in front of the door, and they wanted to enter the hall to help the Goblin emperor fight.

It's just that they were a little unlucky and met Merlin...

"Good evening, both of you, can you get out of my way?"

When the giant goblin saw Merlin, he picked up the big mallet and rushed over without saying a word, stomping on the ground with a rumbling sound.

"It seems that this is your answer, farewell..."

Merlin pushed out a section of the Taidao with one hand, and the sword energy was vertical and horizontal.

Let’s talk directly about the two giant goblins in front of them, strangled and smashed, blood and flesh flying everywhere, the scene is very cruel.

Merlin put the sword back into its sheath, stepped on the ground full of flesh and blood corpses, and came to the ice wall that sealed the door.

Facing a higher-level enemy, you still choose to fight to the death?

He really deserves to be a washboard hero, so stupid...

Merlin raised his hand and walked inside. Relying on his "magic immunity" physique, he directly dispelled the ice wall, unimpeded.

Countless crystal clear ice crystals scattered and withered away.

When Merlin entered the hall, he happened to see the Goblin Emperor and Alice, who was nearly unconscious and covered in injuries.

"Then, I'll enjoy it without hesitation..."

The goblin brought up the tiny Alice with a lewd smile on his face, protruding his pimple-covered tongue from his mouth, reaching towards the bottom of Alice's skirt.

Fuck!There should be a book here!

No, dare to lick my wife?

No, dare to be rude to my recommender, it is unforgivable!

That's right, right this time...

Merlin nodded, complained in his heart, and finally started to act.

The Goblin Emperor narrowed his eyes and looked very wretched. He planned to use his tongue to suck the top prey in his hand, Tentacle Play, which he liked the most.

"Whoosh-"

Just as the Goblin Emperor was about to have a good time, another black shadow flashed in front of his eyes.

"Um?!"

The Goblin Emperor was surprised, as if someone had just passed by his eyes.

It looked around and found nothing unusual, thinking it was its own illusion, and planned to continue to rape Alice.

The Goblin Emperor looked down... Alice was gone, and his hands were gone!

In just an instant, the hand was severed by someone, and the wound was a flat incision.

The big hand that was cut off on the ground is crackling and beating!

"Huh?! My hand..."

The Goblin Emperor's expression was dull, and a majestic fountain of blood burst out from the severed hand in the next second.

The amount of bleeding is huge, which is amazing!

The Goblin Emperor stumbled and looked at his severed hand in horror, unable to stop the blood from gushing out, screaming again and again.

"My hand ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"My fifth girl, ah, ah, ah, ah!"

"My life partner ah ah ah ah!"

Merlin rescued Alice, who was almost unconscious, and let her lean in his arms in the posture of a princess hug. Seeing her bruised and bruised, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

This guy really worked hard for others...

Merlin sighed. He still had some admiration for this original enemy. Weakness is weak, but strong obsession and willpower must be taken seriously.

Speaking of which, it was the second time for me to hold Alice. The last time was in the Death Swamp, but it was the first time I was so honest, and I finally looked like a girl.

For Merlin, who was hugging the girl's tender body, his heart was peaceful. After all, he was over 200 years old. Without the restless hormones of his youth, he had no sense of excitement.

Merlin has seen too many women, and he is no longer a **** guy who would blush, nosebleed, and bleed when he took advantage of it.

Can't walk when you see a woman?

It doesn't exist, women are super troublesome creatures, this is the true portrayal of Merlin's heart.

Merlin gently laid Alice flat on the ground, looked at her unconsciousness, and said with a smile

"You are a complete fool, you can't risk your life if you try hard?"

"Forget it, I won't bury you..."

"You washboard hero, just take a break and leave the rest to me."

"No matter who I am, I will kill him instantly. If I can beat me, then I really wish for it."

Merlin turned to face the Goblin Emperor with his severed hand and bleeding, and protected Alice behind him, without any expression on his face.

In fact, Alice didn't hear a word, her consciousness was vague, she was very unconscious, and she could only vaguely see Merlin's solid and reliable back.

For a moment, the legendary Elgin swordsman whom I had a crush on turned out to be the same as Merlin! ?The figures of the two slowly overlapped.

They are all so strong, full of faith, and without any confusion.

Alice felt that she might be on a revolving door now, similar to a flashback, muttering to herself before her consciousness fell into a deep coma

"Did you come to save me again when I was in danger? I like you so much..."

Alice was unconscious, thinking that the great swordsman Elgin came to save her for the second time, but she didn't know that it was actually Merlin himself.

Merlin turned around in surprise, looked at Alice who was unconscious on the ground, and said strangely, "Why is this guy so crazy?"

"My hand! The power of my king!!"

"I'm going to die! I'm really going to die..."

The Goblin Emperor held up his severed hand, dancing on the spot with a sad expression.

But then his mood suddenly stabilized, with a foolish smile on his face.

"I lied to you..."

The Goblin Emperor's severed hand beat a few times, and a new arm was regenerated at the speed of light, which was more powerful than before. The effect of "violence" was really amazing.

Merlin watched the Goblin Emperor's performance quietly, without saying a word, and died after breaking his hand?Are you kidding me, when the holy steps are all tofu?

The Goblin Emperor shook his regenerated arm twice, feeling pretty good, so he looked at Merlin with great interest.

It didn't feel any magic power and fighting spirit in Merlin, and directly regarded him as an ordinary person with some knowledge. After all, he could quickly cut off his own arm, but he still didn't pay attention to him.

"You are different from other people. When normal people see me screaming to die, they should think that they have won, and then cheer for joy, but you are not humble..."

"I understand, I understand. You like to see other people's delusional and shocked expressions at the end, right? Although it's kind of funny, it's unfortunate, and I like it too." Merlin replied with a smile, his posture extremely relaxed.

"Really? That's really congenial, hahaha..." The Goblin Emperor laughed.

"Yeah, I often see that surprised expression, but now it feels a bit boring." Merlin scratched his head and said with a smile.

"What's your name?" the Goblin Emperor asked.

"Just call me Brother Little Daisy, hahaha..." Merlin didn't want to answer at all.

"Good name, hahaha..." The Goblin Emperor also laughed.

The two seem to be very peaceful, but all this is an illusion, they are just pretending to be each other, and it turns into an awkward chat.

suddenly!