Chapter 68 Are you a lolicon?
In the sterile ward, Fury was still having a headache over how to please Niu Niu, but Wang Fan turned over and sat up, holding the seriously injured Lily in his arms.
Lily's face turned pale, and her body was shaking erratically, as if it was going to dissipate at any time, especially her empty left arm, which was no longer as fair as before. Wang Fan was trying to instill Qi into her, but it didn't work. Not big.
"Uncle, you're awake. What's wrong with this sister?" Niu Niu's sharp eyes saw Wang Fan sitting up at a glance.
"Sister got injured trying to save me. Is there anything you can do to save her?" Wang Fan didn't worry about what happened to little Niuniu. It was more important to save Lily.
"Let me try!" As she said that, Niu Niu stretched out her little hand and let the little magic power enter Lily's body gently. Not to mention that the magic power worked really well, Lily's spirit body was finally stable and just disappeared. His left arm did not grow back.
There was sweat on Niu Niu's head. After using up her magic power, she sat down on Wang Fan's hospital bed and said with a weary expression, "This is the only way. The damaged spirit body cannot be repaired."
Wang Fan touched Lily's shoulder and said with some choking, "Does it hurt?"
Lily shook her head and comforted Wang Fan and said, "It doesn't hurt. I'm fine now. You're like this."
Wang Fan raised his head and tried not to shed tears, "There is ashes in the room and I'm confused. Let's go! Let's go home and I will find a way to cure you."
Furui didn't understand what happened, but he knew that Wang Fan must have suffered a loss this time. There was a charlatan in the sterile room!
"King, are you okay?"
Wang Fan finally noticed Fury's presence, looked around the ward and the monitoring equipment beside the bed, and nodded to Fury. This guy was quite honest and did not leave him alone.
"I have a senior brother named Wang who is very kind to me. He has a fat body and is very flexible. He has always taken care of me in Kama Taj, but Tudou said he is a lolicon. Uncle, what is a lolicon?" Xiao Niu Niu's interjection eased Wang Fan's somewhat sad mood and said with a smile, "Lolicons are people who like children, especially girls as cute as Niu Niu."
Niu Niu tilted her head and thought for a moment, "That uncle is also a lolicon, and he also likes Niu Niu!"
Wang Fan was speechless for a moment. He really shot himself in the foot. He shouldn't have answered the question. However, he had to admire the woman who took Niuniu away. In less than half a year, Niuniu spoke English fluently. It was better than in kindergarten. too much.
Lily snickered in Wang Fan's arms. She hadn't seen Wang Fan's deflated expression for a long time. The last time she saw him was when she peeked at him taking a shower.
Fury looked at Wang Fan with a smile. It was rare to see him frustrated. He really wanted the camera to record his current expression so that he could blackmail him when he acted stupid again.
Niuniu turned her head and looked at Fury. Grandpa Big Big Wolf was not bad at all, and then said, "Is grandpa also a lolicon?"
This time it was Fury's turn to be dumbfounded. What could he say? If he said no, then the goodwill he had built up before would be gone. Admit it? God, if other agents knew about it, would this director still be able to do it?
"He! He is a pervert, not a lolita control. If you see someone like him getting close to you in the future, stay away from them, especially when you are alone." Wang Fan was even more wicked and blocked the words directly. But knowing Fury's urinary properties, he wanted to recruit people with special abilities whenever he saw them.
Oh, Niu Niu nodded pretending to understand, and looked at Fury repeatedly with wide eyes, as if she wanted to remember him as a person.
"By the way, from now on, call your fat senior brother Yu, not Wang." If we stand together in the future and someone else calls him, who will agree? I can only wrong my niece's senior brother.
Hearing what Wang Fan said, Niu Niu asked in confusion, "Why?"
"He is a little fatter than his uncle, so he is called Yu!"
Niu Niu shook her head, "No, he is not just a little fatter than his uncle, but a lot fatter." As she said this, she gestured with her little hand to indicate the waistline of her senior brother Wang.
Wang Fan smiled. If the little girl's senior brother heard this, I don't know how sad he would be. It's hard to say whether he would be excited and become a fitness expert.
Wang Fan said with a bad smile, "Just call him Yu. If you tell him he gets fatter, call him Wang."
Niuniu nodded, thinking that her senior brother wouldn't care about the name change her uncle had given her.
The little girl didn't know the meaning of Wang Fan's words, and Lily didn't understand Chinese characters, but she knew that they were definitely not good words. She couldn't help but smile when she saw Wang Fan.
Fury saw that Wang Fan had finished joking, and then asked, "What are your plans next? More than four months have passed since you slept, but it's so painful for Hawkeye that he doesn't know how to tell your sister about your whereabouts! "
Wang Fan could understand Eagle Eye's situation. He didn't dare to say that something happened to him, but he also didn't dare to lie. It was difficult enough when he thought about it.
"Go home first! After being out for so long, my family should be worried, and then go back to school to explain."
"You don't have to go back to school, MIT has expelled you!"
Fury's words were like a bolt from the blue, leaving Wang Fan stunned on the spot. He didn't even think about giving up his studies during the most difficult time, but now that he was able to do so, he was expelled. Is there anything more ironic than that?
"Didn't you, SHIELD, put in a good word for me? I missed school because I worked hard for you!"
Fury shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly, "We have no right to dictate to Ivy League schools. After all, your disappearance last time was enough to get you expelled!"
"I don't care. You caused me to be expelled. You have to compensate me for my mental losses. If you don't compensate me, I will go to your office every day to make trouble and see how you can still do your work." Wang Fan stopped being unreasonable and acted like a rogue on the hospital bed. If your family finds out about being expelled, then you don’t have to go home and just find a rope to hang yourself!
Lily smiled and touched Wang Fan's head. Sometimes this guy was just a little boy, the boy she liked.
"You" Fury pointed at Wang Fan. In front of little Niuniu, he really couldn't say the ugly words, but he was also very angry. He had never seen such a scoundrel as Wang Fan, and he had to pay for it. A rascal.
"Hey, let's do this! I'll help you make arrangements for the SHIELD Academy. You'll report there when school starts in a week." Fury had no other choice. He couldn't afford to offend Wang Fan! And after all, I feel guilty about the New York incident.
"What a fool! My good Ivy League student is going to transfer to your unknown school. Does your SHIELD have the qualifications to run a school?" Wang Fan was not satisfied with the method given by Fury. He still liked MIT. That is the dream school for all science students.
"Don't be ungrateful. The S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy, except for the Operations Department, does not require academic qualifications. Colleges like the Science and Technology Department require at least a doctorate to enter. When you get it, it will be a discounted product. You are still picky and picky." Fury was a little angry. When did SHIELD Academy become so worthless?
Wang Fan smiled and nodded, "Okay! Just go to the Ministry of Science and Technology. I want to see if the geniuses there are as strong as you say."
Fury snorted and left. He was afraid that he would get a heart attack if he stayed any longer. Every time he talked to Wang Fan, he would be angry with him. He should let Coulson have contact with him in the future! I can live a few more years.