ALL NOVEL Chapter 227 My Pet Can Talk, Help, I'm Really Crying To Death!
late September.
Yangcheng, in a certain luxurious community.
Jiang Xiao was lying on the sofa, watching the holographic TV chattingly.
On the carpet next to the sofa, there was a strong golden retriever lying on its stomach.
Suddenly, the news on the holographic screen caught Jiang Xiao's attention.
The host of Xiaguo News reported: "Today, four new drugs of Yinhe Pharmaceutical Group were approved for marketing.
The first new drug is called Yinhe Biolanguage Capsule.
After taking the capsule, you can learn the other party's language in a short time.
In just three days, we can learn animal language and communicate with cats, dogs, tigers, lions, dinosaurs and other creatures without barriers.
The official price of the drug is 18888 yuan per box.
The second new drug is called Yinhe Biological Intelligence Enhancement Capsule.
After taking the capsule, the intelligence of creatures can be greatly improved, making animals more and more intelligent.
The official price of the drug is 18888 yuan per box.
The third medicine is called Yinhe 100% Antidote Potion.
This potion contains the gene that is invulnerable to all poisons.
After the patient is injected with this gene, he will not be harmed by any poison, and will be immune to medicines, poisons, viruses, etc.
Galaxy 100% 25 detoxification potion, the official price is 880,000 injections.
The fourth drug is called Cell Restoration Drug.
After taking this medicine, the patient can achieve a true rebirth from a drop of blood'.
As we all know, the stop of heartbeat and breathing is regarded as death in medicine.
After the heartbeat and breathing have stopped, it will take a while before the brain dies.
After brain death, cell death occurs.
After the patient dies suddenly, in a car accident, or in a natural disaster, as long as the cells do not die.
After injecting the cell recovery medicine, the patient can be revived again, realizing the true rebirth from a drop of blood.
The official price of the drug is 1.88 million yuan per injection.
Starting tomorrow, the four new drugs will be available for purchase and use at all major Galaxy pharmacies across the country!"
The voice fell.
Jiang Xiao was very surprised.
The four new drugs launched by Yinhe Pharmaceutical Group are simply magic medicines!
100% detoxification, cell recovery, learning animal language, biological intelligence enhancement, each new drug has incredible abilities.
After a moment of amazement.
Jiang Xiao turned his head and looked at his pet "Xiao Huang".
According to the statement in the news.
Buying a box of Galaxy Bio-Language Capsules, people can learn the language of animals.
Buying a box of Galaxy Biological Intelligence Capsules can improve the intelligence of pets.
price.
The price of the two drugs is the same, both are 18888 yuan.
Jiang Xiao is a little rich woman.
This little money is nothing to her.
Think here.
Jiang Xiao made up his mind and planned to go to the pharmacy tomorrow to buy two boxes of magic medicine.
On the one hand, drugs can make Xiao Huang smarter.
On the one hand, I can communicate with Xiao Huang without barriers.
…
In Jiang Xiao's mind, he remembered a very popular movie back then.
The protagonist Caesar in the movie "Rise of the Planet of the Apes" is an orangutan.
After taking the new drug developed by the scientists, its wisdom has been greatly improved, and finally broke through many obstacles and led other apes to return to nature.
Jiang Xiao had no worries about this.
She has raised a pet dog "Little Yellow" for several years.
Over the years, one person and one dog have developed a deep relationship.
Even if Xiao Huang takes the Milky Way Biological Intelligence Enhancement Capsule, it is impossible to feel hostile to human beings.
If only Xiao Huang could be smarter.
She, the master and excrement shoveler, can also relax a lot in normal times.
The hour of the next day.
Jiang Xiao went to the Galaxy Pharmacy near the community and bought two boxes of new medicines.
In the process of buying medicine.
The pharmacy staff told her.
Galaxy Bio-Language Capsule, humans can learn animal language after taking it.
After the pet learns, it will soon be able to learn human language.
After Jiang Xiao understood clearly, he decided that Xiao Huang would take Yinhe Bio-language Capsules.
Learning animal language is of course very cool.
However, if one can understand the language of animals such as cockroaches, mice, cattle, sheep, and sparrows, it will undoubtedly affect real life.
After Jiang Xiao returned home, he gave the dog the medicine.
It should work in a few days.
The night after three days.
Jiang Xiao was still watching the holographic TV.
Suddenly, a childish and clear voice sounded.
"Master, I want to go out for a stroll!"
At first, Jiang Xiao thought it was an auditory hallucination, but later found out that it was the pet dog Golden Retriever who was speaking.
She was surprised: "Little Huang, you have learned to speak?! Isn't it amazing?"
The little yellow dog opened his mouth and said: "Master, I don't know, after taking the medicine you gave me, I suddenly learned to speak.
Jiang Xiao smiled and touched the dog's head and said, "Little Huang, since you have learned how to speak, then be good and don't worry me."
Xiao Huang nodded, expressing his understanding.
Seeing this, Jiang Xiao, who was in a good mood, quickly took the leash and went out to take it for a walk.
Come to the nearby park.
Xiao Huang Zuo sniffed and sniffed, and soon came to a puddle of shit.
Jiang Xiao frowned and said: "Xiao Huang, you can talk now, don't eat shit anymore."
Xiao Huang: "Shit smells so good! Wang Wang Wang, master, do you want to eat it?"
hear this.
Jiang Xiao was taken aback: "Damn it?! You dead dog! Don't eat it again!"
Seeing that the owner was angry, Xiao Huang nodded quickly, expressing that he would not eat any more.
next.
Jiang Xiao took Xiao Huang, chatting while walking.
"Xiao Huang, why don't you provoke the same kind, you like to provoke cats?"
"The cat is so cute, she likes me very much at first sight, woof woof!"
"Little Huang, do you like me?"
"Woof, woof, I don't like it, I love you! Master, please give me a hug!"
"Little Huang, are you stupid?"
"Wow, woof, how do you know, master, haha, am I cute! Hahaha!"
"Little Huang, since you have learned how to speak, you should do what you can for me in the future, right? For example, go buy dog food yourself."
"Wow, woof, yes, yes! Master, please give me the money! Do you want to buy a molar stick? Do you want canned food? There is a roast duck restaurant over there in the park, do you want to buy a duck?"
"Go to hell, stupid dog! Never seen such a stupid golden retriever!"
"Woof, woof, how stupid am I? I'm obviously handsome and cute, and I jump three feet high, master, you actually scolded me?"
Jiang Xiao:
Xiao Huang raised his head and said: "Master, if you have nothing to do in the future, take me out for a while, you think everyone is single like you! Can you speak up?"
Jiang Xiao: "#
Xiao Huang said again: "Master, I want to eat sausage, chicken legs and beef tonight, and I want to eat braised pork for supper.
Jiang Xiao:
Xiao Huang continued: "Master, I see that everyone else has a mobile phone, why don't you buy one for me, and I can call you when something happens.
Jiang Xiao:
This moment.
Jiang Xiao was a little skeptical about life.
She thought it was a good thing that pets could talk.
Now it seems, sleepy!
Jiang Xiao sighed, and posted a Moments with a sad expression: "Help, my pet can talk, I'm really crying to death!"
at the same time.
Many pet owners across the country have encountered similar situations.
"It may not be a good thing that pets can talk! I really tied Q!"
"My cat calls herself an old lady, it's a shock!"
"My dog scolds me, should I hit it? Wait online, it's urgent."
"Help! My cat told me that it is a great honor for you to raise me, scolded me for not knowing how to cherish it, and made me kneel down, woo woo woo..."
"Cats and dogs are too smart, so it may not be a good thing! The resources stored in my computer have been deleted by the pet dog, and they say it is for my own good!"
"Does the current medical and biological field need to be so developed? I can't stand it anymore, help me!"
"It is also a good thing that pets can talk. In this way, no one will dare to abandon pets in the future. Pets can fight demons and spirits, so I ask you if you are afraid?".