Chapter 70 Teacher Han's Life Experience
The floors are clean. The two took off their shoes and walked in with socks because they didn't have slippers.
Han Jue collapsed on the sofa as soon as he entered the room, while Zhang Yiman, like a puppy who moved to a new home, kept going back and forth between the living room and the kitchen, curiously opening every drawer to check, even the microwave oven. Open it up and have a look.
"Uncle, this will be our home from now on, get up quickly, let's go take a look at the bedroom." Zhang Yiman urged Han Jue after checking every corner of the house.
If it is really Han Jue's home, Han Jue just wants to eat snacks and watch movies at three o'clock in the afternoon, and lie down and sleep when he is sleepy.
Unfortunately not.
Han Juexin reluctantly stood up and walked to the bedroom with Zhang Yiman.
Zhang Yiman stopped in front of the bedroom, holding the handle, looking forward to the countdown to Han Jue, [three two one].
"Three...two..." Zhang Yiman looked at Han Jue energetically.
Han Jue leaned against the wall, looked at the door panel, and waited for a long time but didn't hear the last [1]. Looking back, I only saw Zhang Yiman looking at him with a kind of complaining eyes of "the rise and fall of couples, everyone is responsible", so he had no choice but to continue:
"one……"
"Thump, thump, thump, thump!~" Zhang Yiman added a lovely sound effect. This reminded Han Jue of the "Symphony of Destiny" in his previous life in a trance, so the door slowly opened in front of him was filled with tragic colors, fully demonstrating the fate of Han Jue's miserable life in this room in the future.
The bedroom is plain to pale. A double bed, a wardrobe, nothing else, and even the window next to the bed was empty, without curtains.
Seeing this bedroom, Zhang Yiman could still throw herself on the bed with a [Wow~] in front of the camera, and Han Jue was also very impressed.
Sha Niu is young, but her professionalism is not low. He was also worried that the silly girl from a pretty good family would be unhappy seeing the shabby bedroom prepared by the program crew.
Zhang Yiman was not unhappy at all. She rolled happily on the bed, and after rolling for a while, she realized that it is better to be alone than to be happy. Then she lay on the bed, showing her graceful curves, looked sideways at Han Jue, and patted the empty space on the side, meaning to let Han Jue come up and roll a few times to enhance her sense of happiness.
Han Jue hadn't lost his sense of shame yet, so instead of being like Zhang Yiman, he lifted the quilt like a fish returning to the ocean, slipped in smoothly, lay down on the outside, closed the quilt, and exhaled comfortably with his eyes closed. in one breath.
Zhang Yiman was lying on the quilt, and Han Jue ruined her shape through the quilt, so she could only sit up. Angry, she saw that the happiness index on Han Jue's face seemed to be higher than her own, she swallowed her complaints, rolled her eyes, and followed Han Jue's example, got under the quilt and lay on the inside.
When the director saw this, his heart trembled and his breathing became heavier. The screenwriters on the side also exclaimed one by one, then screamed softly in their throats, and clenched their hands excitedly. Is Venus finally willing to open his eyes to take care of this young couple?
Han Jue was lying down, enjoying a moment of leisure with his eyes closed, aware of movement nearby, but didn't care about Zhang Yiman's tossing.
Zhang Yiman got into the quilt, lay on his side, and looked at Han Jue quietly. Although she had looked at Han Jue in the restaurant and in the car, it seemed that this was the first time she had observed him so closely. This observation, probably because it was a bit hot, seemed to have a different feeling.
Sister Qin downstairs is holding her forehead, at this moment she really wants to rush up to grab Zhang Yiman out, give Zhang Yiman a few slaps, and then ask her about the [reserved] two things she told her when she came out of the cafeteria. Words have not forgotten how to write.
Han Jue noticed the quilt moving just now, and thought it was Zhang Yiman lying outside the quilt. As a result, he turned his head and met Zhang Yiman's clear eyes. Han Jue held his breath, looked down his eyes, his neck, and then down to the quilt.
She is under the quilt.
Han Jue was surprised again after knowing it. As for why 【又】is used, because this surprise is the same as the surprise when I heard Zhang Yiman questioning in the cafeteria.
"You man, look at you, it's really..." Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman, who was only 20 centimeters away from him in the same quilt, and wanted to ask in this world, is it so hard to record programs? is it real? Don't idols care about their fans? Or does this silly girl not know whether it is appropriate to do so?
"What is it really?" Zhang Yiman didn't realize it.
Han Jue seemed to be able to smell Zhang Yiman's good smell.
"It's really good-looking! How come you are so good-looking?" Han Jue could only digest the foolish girl's reckless behavior, and tried to normalize the operation. He guessed that only silly girls were stupid.
"Hey~" Zhang Yiman shrinks her small face under the quilt shyly. She herself is also surprised, obviously this kind of ordinary praise has been heard countless times from countless people, but she will be shy when she hears Han Jue's words, she thinks it may be that Han Jue's serious (expressionless) appearance is very strange. Be convincing!
Han Jue glanced at Sha Niu, then faced the ceiling, and quietly moved a little farther outside.
"Shake your little head."
Zhang Yiman didn't know why, but he did it anyway.
"Did you hear anything?"
"What do you want to hear?" Zhang Yiman was surprised.
"For example, the sound of water?"
"I didn't hear that." Zhang Yiman continued to shake, as if he would not stop until he heard the sound of water.
"Oh, okay, maybe I'm thinking too much, maybe there's nothing in there." Han Jue stopped Zhang Yiman from shaking his red hair like plasma, and said with relief. Sure enough, the guess is not wrong, Sha Niu's stupidity is multifaceted, it seems that he will tense up in the future.
"Let's go, there are other places we haven't visited." Han Jue, who was too close to Zhang Yiman, felt uneasy. He sat up and asked to explore the new house.
Zhang Yiman also remembered that now is not the time to lie down and rest, there is still a door that has not been explored yet.
Then the two left the bed and stood in front of the last door that was not opened.
Zhang Yiman turned the doorknob expectantly.
"Ah...it's the toilet." Zhang Yiman stood on the spot in a daze, looking very disappointed.
Another place that didn't open the door is of course the bathroom, otherwise?
Han Jue pretended not to hear, took a glance and walked to the sofa in the living room.
Zhang Yiman followed Han Jue to the sofa, and the two of them were on the sofa, facing the camera. One was slumped and the other was sitting.
"Uncle, you have been an artist for so long, you must have a lot of life experience?" Zhang Yiman hugged the pillow and asked Han Jue.
"Hmm." Although Han Jue didn't know what life experience Zhang Yiman was referring to, he instinctively restrained his curiosity and didn't ask any questions.
"Uncle, you are amazing. I have always lived with my father, and my father helped me with everything, so... I am very inexperienced in life, and I am sorry for living together in the future. But I will definitely study hard! Yes ... will live a good life!" Zhang Yiman did not forget to praise Han Jue in "The Book of Couples", and then told her own situation, gave Han Jue a vaccination in advance, and finally expressed her good expectations.
"Ah, don't be so serious, we don't need any life experience to live together anyway." Han Jue said nonchalantly, lying on the side of the sofa. Then he gestured to Zhang Yiman with his hand, inviting Zhang Yiman to learn from him, lie down on the other side of the sofa, and relax.
Zhang Yiman disagreed, and pulled Han Jue up: "No! Uncle! You promised me to teach me!"
"Hiss..." Thinking about it, Han Jue seemed to have promised to teach the silly girl, but what did he teach? cooking? Be an old entertainer? Oh, it's growing up, being a normal person.
"Since you asked the question sincerely, I will teach you with great mercy. The following life experience is the philosophy of life that I have condensed for thirty years. After you learn it, you will definitely have a lot of experience in growing up as a person." It will help a lot." Han Jue said to Zhang Yiman seriously.
"Okay! Uncle Mr. Han!" Zhang Yiman sat upright, and called a messy address.
Han Jue automatically ignored the title and began to impart the so-called life experience.
"First of all, look, about this tea." Han Jue pointed to the water on the coffee table with sharp eyes.
"En!" Zhang Yiman looked at the two cups of tea seriously. The teacup is a glass cup, which was originally in the new house. The water is the water that is connected to the purified water pipe and then boiled.
"First, you can't drink too much tea, there are side effects if you drink too much." Han Jue raised a finger.
"Ah? Why?" Zhang Yiman turned pale with shock. She had heard since childhood that drinking plenty of water is good for the body.
"Don't you understand? According to the research, if you drink too much tea, you will go to the bathroom frequently. You see, as artists recording programs, we always go to the bathroom, isn't it good?" Han Jue smiled lightly, Shaking the extended finger, he said inscrutably.
Zhang Yiman blinked blankly, thinking that Han felt that what she said made sense, but there was something weird about it.
"Second, never drink freshly boiled water."
Zhang Yiman widened his eyes and looked at the cup on the coffee table.
"Because the temperature of the freshly boiled water is too high, it is easy to burn your mouth," Han Jue said.
"What! Uncle! These are all common sense!" Zhang Yiman reacted and slapped Han Jue angrily.
"Okay, okay, this is just basic common sense, then I'll teach you something more advanced." Han Jue was surprised that the silly girl reacted, and it seemed that he could only say something dry, "For example, the white shirt you are wearing. White shirts are prone to yellowing, ordinary laundry detergent and soap are more difficult to wash, if you wash it yourself, you will definitely have a headache because of it, right?"
"Yeah." Although Zhang Yiman's clothes were washed by the nanny for her, but she wants to learn to live independently, and these experiences are very important.
"What should I do when I feel a headache because of this? You might as well take some headache medicine at this time, and it will be much better." Han Jue said sincerely.
Zhang Yiman: "???"
"Friends in front of the camera can also learn from it," Han Jue said to the camera, "Once the chewing gum sticks to the clothes, it is often very difficult to clean, which is very troublesome. Hey, here is a little trick for everyone. First of all , put the clothes in the refrigerator."
Zhang Yiman clapped his hands when he heard this, and said excitedly: "Freeze the chewing gum, and then you can take it off, right!"
Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman and smiled slightly, shook his head, and then said to the camera again: "Put the clothes in the refrigerator, and when Mom and Dad open the refrigerator, they will find this dress, and then, Mom and Dad will help you Done."
"Ah! What! What are these!" Zhang Yiman buried his face in the pillow, wailing in pain.
This is not the life experience she wants to learn!
...
At about 5 o'clock in the afternoon, because Zhang Yiman also has a schedule to be busy, the program team informed that today's shooting is enough, and Han Jue will be notified for the next shooting.
The director is still very satisfied with today's scene, and told Han Jue that he will go to the TV station to supplement the post-interview of Xiao Heiwu, which is probably enough for two episodes, and Han Jue can take a good rest.
"Goodbye, uncle! Come on tonight! Don't embarrass Shimen!" Zhang Yiman sat in the nanny's car and waved goodbye to Han Jue through the window.
Han Jue said goodbye with a smile, and could vaguely hear Sister Qin talking to Zhang Yiman.
Because Zhang Yiman had to catch up with the schedule directly, Han Jue rubbed against the program crew's car, and was let off at the intersection close to home.
Han Jue found a restaurant nearby to have dinner, then went home to clean up, practiced the guitar a little bit, and when it was around 8 o'clock, he carried the guitar on his back and headed to the [Alley Bar] where he had agreed with the boss last time to perform. .
Tonight is his debut.
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