Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 68: I Can Play Any Role You Love

Chapter 68 – I Can Play Any Role You Love

“I am your Romantic Partner Simulation Robot! Let us start a wonderful story of love.”

“Uh… Okay…”

As if he had just gotten his soul sucked out, Chen Yu dazedly extended his sleazy hand, gradually moving closer to the girl’s chest.

However, just when his right hand was about to come into contact with the girl’s garment, the latter’s hands suddenly grabbed Chen Yu’s elbow at lightning speed and ruthlessly snapped it!

Crack.

Chen Yu’s elbow got dislocated.

Lowering his head, Chen Yu’s eyes widened when he saw his deformed elbow.

Lifting her head, the girl similarly widened her eyes when she saw Chen Yu’s deformed elbow.

Chen Yu: “…”

The girl: “…”

Chen Yu: “Argh!!!”

Collapsing to the ground, Chen Yu clutched his right elbow in pain while hoarsely shouting, “Argh! It hurts!”

“Mr. Chen, what’s the matter with you?” the girl asked worriedly as she stood up.

“You… You’re asking what’s the matter?! You broke my arms!!”

“This…” Aggrievedly fiddling with her fingers, the girl said, “Who asked you to act untowardly? I can’t control myself when the self-defense program activates.”

“You… You’re a romance simulation robot! Why would you need a self-defense program?!”

“I’m sorry! (> 3 <)”

The girl pursed her lips, her delicate face so cute that Chen Yu suddenly grew hesitant. For a moment, even his dislocated elbow no longer hurt as much. Instinctively, he stretched out his head to move closer to that white and tender face before him.

Slap!

Thud.

A tight slap then sent Chen Yu slamming to the ground.

Chen Yu: “…”

The girl: “Are you alright?”

Chen Yu’s body started trembling slightly in rage. After a short moment, he clumsily sat up and pulled out his phone. He then started furiously tapping on the screen of his phone.

[Chen Yu: “Where are you?! Get the hell out of here!”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, do you need help?”]

[Chen Yu: “I want a refund!”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Are the robot’s appearance and physique not to your liking?”]

[Chen Yu: “It’s not a matter of appearance! This robot is bugged! It won’t let me touch it at all! It even injured me! You guys need to take responsibility!”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Why did you try to touch it, Mr. Chen? If you randomly touch it, it will naturally retaliate.”]

[Chen Yu: “??? It’s my robot. Why can’t I touch it?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “The two of you just met. Isn’t it too much of a rush to initiate intimate contact? Your favorability will decrease.”]

[Chen Yu: “I still need to manage favorability with a doll?!”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Of course you do. It’s a romantic partner, not a ‘love’ partner. If you two don’t cultivate your relationship with each other, how could there be any romance?”]

[Chen Yu: “…”]

Putting down his phone, a dazed look appeared on Chen Yu’s face. After staring at the robot girl for a short moment, he resumed typing on his phone.

[Chen Yu: “Are you toying with me?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, is there anything else you need help with?”]

[Chen Yu: “…Can you raise my favorability to the maximum?”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “According to the Earth Alliance’s Artificial Intelligence Rights Protection Law, Chapter II, Article 73, malicious modification of an artificial intelligence’s thought process will result in a prison sentence of no less than 25 years no more than 50 years. Depending on the severity of the crime, the sentence can even be increased to a minimum of 50 years to a maximum of 120 years.”]

[Chen Yu: “…”]

[Transdimensional Marketing: “A warm reminder, according to the Earth Alliance’s Artificial Intelligence Rights Protection Law, Chapter I, Article 19, abandoning, abusing, bullying, and insulting an artificial intelligence will be subject to a prison sentence of no less than 80 years and no more than 180 years.”]

Looking at the startling numbers, Chen Yu exited WeChat without hesitation. He then placed down his phone and glanced at the robot girl, thinking, Did I just bring some kind of young master home?

Blinking her eyes, the girl asked, “Mr. Chen, how may I be of service?”

“Can you leave?”

“From the moment I opened my eyes and saw you, I already belonged to you. I will never leave.”

“Please spare me!”

“Mr. Chen, are you trying to abandon me?” the robot girl asked pitifully.

Startled by these words, Chen Yu hurriedly shook his head and said, “No, no! I won’t dare to do that!”

Her worry transforming into joy, the robot girl elatedly said, “I knew Mr. Chen wouldn’t abandon me again.”

“…Wait…” Lifting his head in shock, Chen Yu stared at the girl and stammered, “W-Why did you say ‘again’?”

“Because…” Blushing, the girl said, “You abandoned me once before.”

“???”

“I’m Little Peach!” The girl pouted as she stomped her foot, her stomp instantly creating a small crater in the floor.

“…”

“I’ve already said that I belonged to you the moment I opened my eyes and that I will never leave. Hence, I thoroughly replaced my body parts and am finally able to meet you again,” Little Peach said happily.

In response, Chen Yu’s eyes widened in shock, his mind recalling the muscle demon’s image from before.

“What do you think of my appearance now? Do you like it?” Little Peach asked as she spread out her arms and turned her body, her long hair fluttering loosely along with her movements. “There are still many accessories that came with the slumber pod. I can change into them at will. I have every appearance you like, and I can play any role you love.”

“You…wait here. I need some time alone.”

Turning around, Chen Yu walked up to his window and looked down at the ground 19 floors below in a daze.

A muscle man’s soul combined with a maiden’s body. In that case, was he (she, it) a muscle man or a maiden…

“****!!!”

Chen Yu was going crazy.

Still standing at a side, Little Peach suddenly released two red beams from her eyes, conducting a thorough scan of Chen Yu’s body.

“Mr. Chen, through my analysis, you seem to be injured and in need of prompt treatment.”

Snapping out of his daze, Chen Yu pointed at his bent arm and shouted, “Isn’t this obvious?! Is there even a need for analysis?!”

As soon as Chen Yu said so, the pain that he had forgotten before had returned to his mind once more, the pain so severe that his forehead became drenched in sweat. “You dislocated it. Hurry up and reconnect it!”

Shaking her head, Little Peach said, “I’m sorry, Mr. Chen, but I am not equipped with a professional emergency and bone reconnecting program.”

“What programs do you have, then?!”

“I have a self-defense program, a combat program, a capture program, and a reconnaissance program.”

“…You’re basically a combat robot!” Chen Yu bellowed.

“I am a Romantic Partner Simulation Robot,” Little Peach corrected. She then stepped forward and stared at Chen Yu’s bent arm, saying, “However, although I am not equipped with a professional bone reconnecting program, according to my limited knowledge on humans, I can still handle such a minor dislocation. It’s not worth going to the hospital for such a small problem. It’s not worth it.”

“Then what are you still standing there for?!” Hurriedly pushing his dislocated arm forward, Chen Yu said, “Hurry up and reconnect it for me! It hurts like hell!”

“Very well. It is my honor to be of service to you, Mr. Chen,” Little Peach said with a dazzling smile. She then grabbed Chen Yu’s arm with her own tender arms and snapped it.

Crack!

Releasing Chen Yu’s arm, Little Peach took a step back, and with a slightly bewildered expression, she said, “It’s worth the trip now.”

Chen Yu: “…”

Little Peach: “Let’s go to the hospital.”

Chen Yu’s body started trembling once more…